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Date: 18 Aug 2006 05:01:04
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
been from a single address and under a single name.

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 12 Sep 2006 22:58:09
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Ed,

The main thing you have to do is to get over yourself and your absurd
notion that you are a suitable role model for anyone. Get real!

Jim McNaa

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1157945028.756314.274900@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1157937172.330363.271100@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> >> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> [...]
> >> >> Everyone will top post
> >> >> and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
> >> >> wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the
> >> >> Great
> >> >> is no longer here to keep everyone in line.
> >> >
> >> > Apparently you have forgotten some of the foul mouthed post you've
> >> > made.
> >> [...]
> >>
> >> But only in retaliation. I decided from day one that I was not going to
> >> let
> >> foul mouth assholes get the last word as they usually do on most other
> >> newsgroups. Nay, I will hang in there to the bitter end in order to give
> >> everyone their proper comeuppance. That is my genius and my karma.
> >
> > Not as I recall, but regardless this sounds like rationalization to me.
> > Genius, karma ... I must have somehomw missed all that.
>
> You are too hung up on yourself and on my negative qualities. You need to
> get hung up on my positive qualities and then you will come to appreciate my
> Greatness like everybody else does on these freaking newsgroups.
>
> The main thing you have to do is to acquire some appreciation for the virtue
> of humility. Try to model yourself after Ed Dolan the Great aka Saint Edward
> the Great as He is the most humble personage ever to trod this earth. That
> is why He is so beloved by one and all.
>
> I should have been a pair of ragged claws
> Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
>
> T.S.Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 10 Sep 2006 20:23:48
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1157937172.330363.271100@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> [...]
> >> Everyone will top post
> >> and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
> >> wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the
> >> Great
> >> is no longer here to keep everyone in line.
> >
> > Apparently you have forgotten some of the foul mouthed post you've
> > made.
> [...]
>
> But only in retaliation. I decided from day one that I was not going to let
> foul mouth assholes get the last word as they usually do on most other
> newsgroups. Nay, I will hang in there to the bitter end in order to give
> everyone their proper comeuppance. That is my genius and my karma.

Not as I recall, but regardless this sounds like rationalization to me.
Genius, karma ... I must have somehomw missed all that.

Jim McNaa

>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 12 Sep 2006 16:19:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157945028.756314.274900@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1157937172.330363.271100@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
>> > Edward Dolan wrote:
>> [...]
>> >> Everyone will top post
>> >> and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
>> >> wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the
>> >> Great
>> >> is no longer here to keep everyone in line.
>> >
>> > Apparently you have forgotten some of the foul mouthed post you've
>> > made.
>> [...]
>>
>> But only in retaliation. I decided from day one that I was not going to
>> let
>> foul mouth assholes get the last word as they usually do on most other
>> newsgroups. Nay, I will hang in there to the bitter end in order to give
>> everyone their proper comeuppance. That is my genius and my karma.
>
> Not as I recall, but regardless this sounds like rationalization to me.
> Genius, karma ... I must have somehomw missed all that.

You are too hung up on yourself and on my negative qualities. You need to
get hung up on my positive qualities and then you will come to appreciate my
Greatness like everybody else does on these freaking newsgroups.

The main thing you have to do is to acquire some appreciation for the virtue
of humility. Try to model yourself after Ed Dolan the Great aka Saint Edward
the Great as He is the most humble personage ever to trod this earth. That
is why He is so beloved by one and all.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

T.S.Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 10 Sep 2006 18:12:52
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1157645302.799974.117570@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> [...]
> > Perhaps I should rethink things, as I don't want to be held responsible
> > for proliferation of Ed's "fame". This is somewhat akin to consciously
> > spreading an infectious communnicable disease. Ed Dolan is to
> > newsgropus what an epedemic (read plague) is to mankind, and the worse
> > thing is that the man is proud of it. How pitiful.
>
> I will be sorely missed when I take my final farewell and it will be an
> especially sad day for ARBR.

I would be more than happy to bring you back from the dead to
illustrate how "Dead Wrong" you will be, but why bother, stubborn
bastard that you are, you wouldn't admit it and besides, everyone would
hate me as much as they do you for your resurrection. I might even
have to become a hermit and move to Minnesota.

> There will be no one left on these freaking
> cycling newsgroups to take fools to task like I do

Correction. There will be one less fool ... the most prodigious one of
all.

> Everyone will top post
> and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
> wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the Great
> is no longer here to keep everyone in line.

Apparently you have forgotten some of the foul mouthed post you've
made.

> Ah yes, these newsgroups will go
> to Hell in short order and be lost to civilization forever.

Until then, we can ONLY dream of better things to come.

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 10 Sep 2006 21:16:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157937172.330363.271100@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
[...]
>> Everyone will top post
>> and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
>> wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the
>> Great
>> is no longer here to keep everyone in line.
>
> Apparently you have forgotten some of the foul mouthed post you've
> made.
[...]

But only in retaliation. I decided from day one that I was not going to let
foul mouth assholes get the last word as they usually do on most other
newsgroups. Nay, I will hang in there to the bitter end in order to give
everyone their proper comeuppance. That is my genius and my karma.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 07 Sep 2006 09:08:22
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1157302015.007248.319720@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
> > Hi Ed,
> >
> > Yep, TOP POSTING and lovin' it.
> >
> > With each and every post, you replenish your identity as ARBR's
> > quintessential TROLL in residence ... hope that will be your epitaph
> > ... and soon!!!
> >
> > Jim McNaa
> >
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
> >> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my
> >> class
> >> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
> >> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
> >> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages
> >> have
> >> been from a single address and under a single name.
> >>
> >> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
> >> can
> >> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
> >> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
> >> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
> >> Great
> >> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Yep, Jim is the very best advocate I could possibly have on these freaking
> newsgroups. He is spreading my fame to all and sundry!

Perhaps I should rethink things, as I don't want to be held responsible
for proliferation of Ed's "fame". This is somewhat akin to consciously
spreading an infectious communnicable disease. Ed Dolan is to
newsgropus what an epedemic (read plague) is to mankind, and the worse
thing is that the man is proud of it. How pitiful.

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 10 Sep 2006 00:16:58
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157645302.799974.117570@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
[...]
> Perhaps I should rethink things, as I don't want to be held responsible
> for proliferation of Ed's "fame". This is somewhat akin to consciously
> spreading an infectious communnicable disease. Ed Dolan is to
> newsgropus what an epedemic (read plague) is to mankind, and the worse
> thing is that the man is proud of it. How pitiful.

I will be sorely missed when I take my final farewell and it will be an
especially sad day for ARBR. There will be no one left on these freaking
cycling newsgroups to take fools to task like I do. Everyone will top post
and cuss and swear and use obscene language and go on and on about how
wonderful fornication is when the Great Ed Dolan aka Saint Edward the Great
is no longer here to keep everyone in line. Ah yes, these newsgroups will go
to Hell in short order and be lost to civilization forever.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 07 Sep 2006 08:57:56
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1157301529.738303.3310@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> [...]
> >> How was your trip to the Czech Republic? Is Prague worth visiting?
> >
> > My trip was great except for the long plane flights. I've been to
> > Prague 4 times and Venice 2 times. Both are well worth a visit though
> > not for 3 months you sugggest, and ... hermits need not apply.
>
> It is brainless to go all the way to Europe and restrict yourself to just a
> few countries.

This has all bee addressed ad nauseum in another thread (Liquid
Nutrition), but to briefly sumize I have been to most European
countries several times and elsewhere in the world as well. I don't
feel restricted, but the self-procalimed hermit from Minnesota sur
should.

> Hells Bells, those nations are so small that you might as
> well take in at least half a dozen or so while you are there. But Venice
> itself is worth a trip to Europe I must admit. It is not see Naples and die,
> but it is see Venice and die.

I gnerally go to one, two or three pertri[p and have found that to work
fairly well over a 10-14 day stay.

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 03 Sep 2006 09:46:55
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Hi Ed,

Yep, TOP POSTING and lovin' it.

With each and every post, you replenish your identity as ARBR's
quintessential TROLL in residence ... hope that will be your epitaph
... and soon!!!

Jim McNaa

Edward Dolan wrote:
> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
> been from a single address and under a single name.
>
> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 06 Sep 2006 14:14:40
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157302015.007248.319720@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Hi Ed,
>
> Yep, TOP POSTING and lovin' it.
>
> With each and every post, you replenish your identity as ARBR's
> quintessential TROLL in residence ... hope that will be your epitaph
> ... and soon!!!
>
> Jim McNaa
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
>> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my
>> class
>> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
>> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
>> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages
>> have
>> been from a single address and under a single name.
>>
>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
>> can
>> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
>> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
>> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
>> Great
>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Yep, Jim is the very best advocate I could possibly have on these freaking
newsgroups. He is spreading my fame to all and sundry!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 03 Sep 2006 09:38:49
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1156917059.682604.50760@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> "Chris Neary" <diabloridr@tcsn.net> wrote in message
> >> news:6mbhe2184a58172uskgg2otega0mm68frn@4ax.com...
> >>
> >> [newsgroups restored]
> >>
> >> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
> >>
> >> AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"
> >>
> >> Newsgroups that are devoted to strictly on-topic subjects are destined to
> >> perish of boredom as only the very dullest people in the world will be
> >> found
> >> there. Take a look at some of the more the technical forums if you don't
> >> believe me.
> >>
> >> I and few others furnish these groups with subjects that range widely.
> >> Further, we bring personality to the forefront and thereby provide some
> >> human interest to what would otherwise be the dullest thing in the
> >> world -
> >> blathering eternally about bicycles and cycling. God help us all!
> >
> > And why is it that this is cross-posted to newsgropus with the
> > operative word bicycle??? Your posts and you don't belong.
> > Ed's own words of wisdom regarding newsgroups..
> >
> > "I frankly do not have the slightest idea what newsgroups are all
> > about."
> >
> > "Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
> > exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, asshole
> > and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
> > can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
> > Greatest Asshole and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
> > its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
> > time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"
> >
> > "I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
> > some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
> > you will not be far wrong."
>
> Jim is the very best advocate I could ever have. I just love to see my words
> regurgitated over and over. Sometimes I can't believe myself how brilliant I
> am!

I thought that accolade was reserved for Tom Sherman. Braving a
repetitive stress injuury, Ed Dolan continues to pat himself on the
back. You mean you are actually proud of that drivel and sincerely
believe that it stand in testimony to your brilliance??? You're not as
st as I thought you werel. You're a study in self-deception.

> How was your trip to the Czech Republic? Is Prague worth visiting?

My trip was great except for the long plane flights. I've been to
Prague 4 times and Venice 2 times. Both are well worth a visit though
not for 3 months you sugggest, and ... hermits need not apply.

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 06 Sep 2006 14:10:56
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1157301529.738303.3310@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
[...]
>> How was your trip to the Czech Republic? Is Prague worth visiting?
>
> My trip was great except for the long plane flights. I've been to
> Prague 4 times and Venice 2 times. Both are well worth a visit though
> not for 3 months you sugggest, and ... hermits need not apply.

It is brainless to go all the way to Europe and restrict yourself to just a
few countries. Hells Bells, those nations are so small that you might as
well take in at least half a dozen or so while you are there. But Venice
itself is worth a trip to Europe I must admit. It is not see Naples and die,
but it is see Venice and die.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 29 Aug 2006 22:50:59
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Chris Neary" <diabloridr@tcsn.net> wrote in message
> news:6mbhe2184a58172uskgg2otega0mm68frn@4ax.com...
>
> [newsgroups restored]
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
> AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"
>
> Newsgroups that are devoted to strictly on-topic subjects are destined to
> perish of boredom as only the very dullest people in the world will be found
> there. Take a look at some of the more the technical forums if you don't
> believe me.
>
> I and few others furnish these groups with subjects that range widely.
> Further, we bring personality to the forefront and thereby provide some
> human interest to what would otherwise be the dullest thing in the world -
> blathering eternally about bicycles and cycling. God help us all!

And why is it that this is cross-posted to newsgropus with the
operative word bicycle??? Your posts and you don't belong.
Ed's own words of wisdom regarding newsgroups..

"I frankly do not have the slightest idea what newsgroups are all
about."

"Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, asshole
and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
Greatest Asshole and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"

"I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
you will not be far wrong."

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 31 Aug 2006 22:27:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1156917059.682604.50760@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Chris Neary" <diabloridr@tcsn.net> wrote in message
>> news:6mbhe2184a58172uskgg2otega0mm68frn@4ax.com...
>>
>> [newsgroups restored]
>>
>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>
>> AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"
>>
>> Newsgroups that are devoted to strictly on-topic subjects are destined to
>> perish of boredom as only the very dullest people in the world will be
>> found
>> there. Take a look at some of the more the technical forums if you don't
>> believe me.
>>
>> I and few others furnish these groups with subjects that range widely.
>> Further, we bring personality to the forefront and thereby provide some
>> human interest to what would otherwise be the dullest thing in the
>> world -
>> blathering eternally about bicycles and cycling. God help us all!
>
> And why is it that this is cross-posted to newsgropus with the
> operative word bicycle??? Your posts and you don't belong.
> Ed's own words of wisdom regarding newsgroups..
>
> "I frankly do not have the slightest idea what newsgroups are all
> about."
>
> "Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
> exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, asshole
> and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
> can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
> Greatest Asshole and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
> its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
> time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"
>
> "I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
> some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
> you will not be far wrong."

Jim is the very best advocate I could ever have. I just love to see my words
regurgitated over and over. Sometimes I can't believe myself how brilliant I
am!

How was your trip to the Czech Republic? Is Prague worth visiting?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 21 Aug 2006 06:22:33
From: AustinMN
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "AustinMN" <tacooper260@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1156130999.678821.186650@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> [...]
> > BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
> > courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.
> >
> > Austin
>
> What kind of an idiot are you to have user name like AustinMN and not be
> from Austin, Minnesota?

I should have done this a long time ago.

*plonk*

Austin

Date: 20 Aug 2006 20:29:59
From: AustinMN
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> <D_Frumious_B@ndersnat.ch> wrote in message
> news:ec80fo$874$1@news.xmission.com...
> > In rec.bicycles.rides Scott <hendricks_scott@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I bet you're a hoot at parties.
> >
> > What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?
>
> Only inferior beings need friends. Does God have any friends? Of course not!
> After all He is God. I am like God that way, although not a Trinity like He
> is.

That's why he refers to several people as his friends.

> To know oneself is all the friendship that is ever needed in this world of
> woe.

I see. So friendship with God is not needed! How incrfedibly arogant.

> If and when you ever come to that very simple realization, then, and
> only then, will you be eligible to enter my Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

Perpetual sorrows...That means your order will not be allowed into
heaven, where God says He will wipe away every tear. Either that or
it's not perpetual. Sorry, can't have it both ways. God is not that
stupid.

>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

Great fool, that is.

BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.

Austin

Date: 21 Aug 2006 02:32:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"AustinMN" <tacooper260@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1156130999.678821.186650@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
[...]
> BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
> courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.
>
> Austin

What kind of an idiot are you to have user name like AustinMN and not be
from Austin, Minnesota?

But this is the kind of idiot I am continually getting stuck with on these
newsgroups - people who don't know where the hell they are from. Do they
even know who they are?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 20 Aug 2006 11:51:02
From: Chris Neary
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"

Chris Neary
diabloridr@tcsn.net

"Against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain" - Goethe

Date: 21 Aug 2006 02:56:24
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"Chris Neary" <diabloridr@tcsn.net > wrote in message
news:6mbhe2184a58172uskgg2otega0mm68frn@4ax.com...

[newsgroups restored]

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"

Newsgroups that are devoted to strictly on-topic subjects are destined to
perish of boredom as only the very dullest people in the world will be found
there. Take a look at some of the more the technical forums if you don't
believe me.

I and few others furnish these groups with subjects that range widely.
Further, we bring personality to the forefront and thereby provide some
human interest to what would otherwise be the dullest thing in the world -
blathering eternally about bicycles and cycling. God help us all!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 20 Aug 2006 13:42:45
From: S Curtiss
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Why don't you just cut and paste your first 12....?

Date: 19 Aug 2006 20:22:32
From: Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Chief 231 wrote:
>
> [Nothing]

A person of very few words, apparently.

--
Tom Sherman - Behind the Cheddar Curtain

Date: 19 Aug 2006 19:26:30
From: Chief 231
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
> been from a single address and under a single name.
>
> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 19 Aug 2006 15:09:39
From: Bentracer and Bentrider
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Mr., or is it Miss, Dolan needs to have some C$$K stuck up his A$$ and
down his throat
then maybe he will shut the FUCK UP.
Edward Dolan wrote:
> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
> been from a single address and under a single name.
>
> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 20 Aug 2006 01:24:27
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"Bentracer and Bentrider" <lowbike1@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:1156025379.422972.137950@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Mr., or is it Miss, Dolan needs to have some C$$K stuck up his A$$ and
> down his throat
> then maybe he will shut the FUCK UP.

Always good to hear from the peanut gallery.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
>> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my
>> class
>> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
>> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
>> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages
>> have
>> been from a single address and under a single name.
>>
>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
>> can
>> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
>> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
>> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
>> Great
>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Date: 20 Aug 2006 04:05:34
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

On 19 Aug 2006 15:09:39 -0700, "Bentracer and Bentrider"
<lowbike1@comcast.net > wrote:

>Mr., or is it Miss, Dolan needs to have some C$$K stuck up his A$$ and
>down his throat
>then maybe he will shut the FUCK UP.
>Edward Dolan wrote:
>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
>> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
>> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
>> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
>> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
>> been from a single address and under a single name.
>>
>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
>> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
>> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
>> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Messrs. Doofus and Doofus, you fail to realize that usenet is words on
a screen, i.e. you must use logic as well as have a modicum of
cleverness in word usage. You fail miserably on both counts.

Date: 20 Aug 2006 01:33:03
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@ > wrote in message
news:imnfe250mli5o79lm3g114rjrme4keald9@4ax.com...
> On 19 Aug 2006 15:09:39 -0700, "Bentracer and Bentrider"
> <lowbike1@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>Mr., or is it Miss, Dolan needs to have some C$$K stuck up his A$$ and
>>down his throat
>>then maybe he will shut the FUCK UP.
>>Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go
>>> for
>>> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my
>>> class
>>> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do,
>>> so
>>> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in
>>> the
>>> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages
>>> have
>>> been from a single address and under a single name.
>>>
>>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
>>> can
>>> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
>>> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for
>>> the
>>> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
>>> Great
>>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Messrs. Doofus and Doofus, you fail to realize that usenet is words on
> a screen, i.e. you must use logic as well as have a modicum of
> cleverness in word usage. You fail miserably on both counts.

I am still waiting to be impressed by one of your messages. You just barely
pass muster with Bill Baka. You are mostly a one-liner type of poster, a
type for whom I have a particular contempt. At least Bill Baka knows how to
go on and on and let one thought lead to another. He is an artist if nothing
else.

I pride myself on my direct speech uncontaminated by the abysmal ignorance
of correct style that prevails everywhere on these idiotic newsgroups. You
should try it sometime yourself.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 20 Aug 2006 14:00:44
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:33:03 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:

>
>"R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@> wrote in message
>news:imnfe250mli5o79lm3g114rjrme4keald9@4ax.com...
>> On 19 Aug 2006 15:09:39 -0700, "Bentracer and Bentrider"
>> <lowbike1@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Mr., or is it Miss, Dolan needs to have some C$$K stuck up his A$$ and
>>>down his throat
>>>then maybe he will shut the FUCK UP.
>>>Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go
>>>> for
>>>> 10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my
>>>> class
>>>> is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do,
>>>> so
>>>> his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in
>>>> the
>>>> past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages
>>>> have
>>>> been from a single address and under a single name.
>>>>
>>>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
>>>> can
>>>> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
>>>> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for
>>>> the
>>>> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
>>>> Great
>>>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>>
>> Messrs. Doofus and Doofus, you fail to realize that usenet is words on
>> a screen, i.e. you must use logic as well as have a modicum of
>> cleverness in word usage. You fail miserably on both counts.
>
>I am still waiting to be impressed by one of your messages. You just barely
>pass muster with Bill Baka. You are mostly a one-liner type of poster, a
>type for whom I have a particular contempt. At least Bill Baka knows how to
>go on and on and let one thought lead to another. He is an artist if nothing
>else.
>
>I pride myself on my direct speech uncontaminated by the abysmal ignorance
>of correct style that prevails everywhere on these idiotic newsgroups. You
>should try it sometime yourself.
>
>Regards,
>
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>

My Dear Edward;

Surely you must know that I stand in awe of your posts. My reply to
Messrs. Doofus and Doofus simply refers to "Bentracer and Bentrider."

Your humble servant,

Brickston

Date: 21 Aug 2006 02:38:15
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@ > wrote in message
news:1eqge2p5iabia84hcvkl60u80tcovr430b@4ax.com...
[...]
> My Dear Edward;
>
> Surely you must know that I stand in awe of your posts. My reply to
> Messrs. Doofus and Doofus simply refers to "Bentracer and Bentrider."
>
> Your humble servant,
>
> Brickston

Everyone is always playing around with my name. The beginning letter D in
Doofus threw me off.

Humble servants are always greatly appreciated and are very hard to come by
these days. Most servants are more uppity than their masters.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 18 Aug 2006 07:47:43
From: Scott
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
>All of my messages have been from a single address and under a single name.
>
> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
> go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
> dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
> lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

You may be posting under one name, but you should post as Ignatius J.
Reilly... as your attitude reminds me of the book, Confederacy of
Dunces.

"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this
sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

I bet you're a hoot at parties.

Date: 19 Aug 2006 21:40:08
From:
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

In rec.bicycles.rides Scott <hendricks_scott@hotmail.com > wrote:

> I bet you're a hoot at parties.

What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?

Date: 20 Aug 2006 01:22:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

<D_Frumious_B@ndersnat.ch > wrote in message
news:ec80fo$874$1@news.xmission.com...
> In rec.bicycles.rides Scott <hendricks_scott@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I bet you're a hoot at parties.
>
> What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?

Only inferior beings need friends. Does God have any friends? Of course not!
After all He is God. I am like God that way, although not a Trinity like He
is.

To know oneself is all the friendship that is ever needed in this world of
woe. If and when you ever come to that very simple realization, then, and
only then, will you be eligible to enter my Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 18 Aug 2006 06:44:31
From: AustinMN
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Edward Dolan wrote:
> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
> 10,000 and then I may retire.

Please do.

> I think the only other contestant in my class
> is Mr. Tom Sherman.

No, he is far more intelligent than you.

> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
> go to Hell for all I care.

How about you give up now? An Ed Dolan-less newsgroup would be more
like Nirvana than hell.

> No one appreciates me,

You got that right!

> You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

No, we won't.

> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

This poster appologizes for the fact that someone in my state allowed
this child to have a computer.

Austin

Date: 20 Aug 2006 01:15:23
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

"AustinMN" <tacooper260@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1155908670.998583.212990@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
>> 10,000 and then I may retire.
>
> Please do.
>
>> I think the only other contestant in my class
>> is Mr. Tom Sherman.
>
> No, he is far more intelligent than you.

Mr. Sherman has an engineer's mind of a somewhat scientific bent which is
always useful to impress numskulls like you. But he is permanently lost in
matters of the liberals arts (he thinks baroque music is the equal of
classical era music). The only liberalism he knows is the political kind.
This ks him as an ignoramus of the first magnitude.

>> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
>> can
>> go to Hell for all I care.
>
> How about you give up now? An Ed Dolan-less newsgroup would be more
> like Nirvana than hell.

No, I have to at least equal Mr. Sherman's overall number of posts.

>> No one appreciates me,
>
> You got that right!

My reward is not of this world, but of the next.

>> You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
>> Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> No, we won't.
>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>
> This poster appologizes for the fact that someone in my state allowed
> this child to have a computer.

Minnesota if just chock full of liberal idiots who read the (Minneapolis)
Star Tribune and thereby think they are in the know. What they are really in
is deep doo-doo. I think this idiot is not even from Austin, Minnesota but
rather from that other Austin, the one down in Texas. Go figure!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 19 Aug 2006 02:53:29
From: Mike Kruger
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Date: 18 Aug 2006 08:22:35
From: Ken C. M.
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Date: 18 Aug 2006 09:24:09
From: catzz66
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

filters are your friend, people

Date: 18 Aug 2006 10:26:23
From: Ken C. M.
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

catzz66 wrote:
> filters are your friend, people
Yes they are. But from time to time I turn mine off, just to see if
dribble is still being posted by the same people. It might be time to
turn them back on.

Ken
--
Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. ~James Bethea

Date: 18 Aug 2006 11:16:43
From: catzz66
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Ken C. M. wrote:
> catzz66 wrote:
>
>> filters are your friend, people
>
> Yes they are. But from time to time I turn mine off, just to see if
> dribble is still being posted by the same people. It might be time to
> turn them back on.
>

You are kidding yourself if you are counting on ED to quit on his own.

Date: 18 Aug 2006 07:32:05
From: sfb
Subject: Re: All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Few will miss you when you leave by the end of next week.

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:kqednUwGzbp1EnjZnZ2dnUVZ_vqdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
>10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
>is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
>his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
>past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
>been from a single address and under a single name.
>
> Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
> can go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I
> am dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for
> the lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
> Great Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>