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Date: 11 Sep 2007 17:50:53
From: Biker52
Subject: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby service station before dismounting? Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? If he had a blow out, or the wheel slipped, or someone suddenly came up and lurched at a side street, I'd be toast at 40mph (limit was 25). Now almost -everyone- speeds there, b/c it's -right- off the Interstate (around two bends, a past a gas station and a few houses, and you still have that skewed perception of driving 65. But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. :mad:
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Date: 13 Sep 2007 11:25:46
From: AustinMN
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Sep 12, 12:25 pm, Biker52 > Neither time should they have stopped me, imo. In the future I'll be > carrying a picture of me and the Deputy Chief shaking hands (he's an > old workout buddy) and a letter from the Chief about bikes being > considered lawful traffic. Anybody else find the above logically self-contradictory? Somehow, I think if the chief had been an old workout buddy of mine, there wouldn't be a need for the photo, because there would not be a "next time." Austin
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 13:05:10
From: Biker52
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:25:46 -0700, AustinMN <tacooper260@hotmail.com > wrote: >On Sep 12, 12:25 pm, Biker52 >> Neither time should they have stopped me, imo. In the future I'll be >> carrying a picture of me and the Deputy Chief shaking hands (he's an >> old workout buddy) and a letter from the Chief about bikes being >> considered lawful traffic. > >Anybody else find the above logically self-contradictory? > >Somehow, I think if the chief had been an old workout buddy of mine, >there wouldn't be a need for the photo, because there would not be a >"next time." > >Austin First, I was inserting some humor. I worked out with him in the '70s and we've lost contact, but he'd remember me. Even so, I wouldn't mention this; it's over and nothing happened. If I got a pic, eh, maybe I'd carry it. Who knows, maybe this would tweak some of them. Second, the current Chief did write a letter about 'lawful traffic' in 1999, and I finally found it, printed it and it's in plastic in my jersey pocket, along with info about not needing to carry ID, or give SS#. I do carry a picture ID, for medical reasons, though. I'm hearing lots and lots of stories about cyclists being stopped, and these are not criminals, they're white collar guys not doing anything wrong. Why are the cops bothering with someone who is clearly not a problem? Maybe they're jealous of people 'playing' on a bike while they're working? I've been told that. If it's not absolutely necessary, I really don't want to be stopped on my ride by anyone, cops, peds, gawkers, gangs. Do you?
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 17:37:08
From: Sir Thomas of Cannondale
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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> > I'm hearing lots and lots of stories about cyclists being stopped, and > these are not criminals, they're white collar guys not doing anything > wrong. Why are the cops bothering with someone who is clearly not a > problem? Maybe they're jealous of people 'playing' on a bike while > they're working? I've been told that. > > If it's not absolutely necessary, I really don't want to be stopped on > my ride by anyone, cops, peds, gawkers, gangs. Do you? ================================================================== When a policeman stops you, do the "Gay" thing. That is: act, sound, display,,, be GAY. The more homosexual you sound the better. This does not work as well for women unfortunately. Policemen are deathly afraid of homosexual men. The reason? Most policemen are closet homo's themselves. When confronted with a Gay bicyclist, they start getting aroused. The old Billy Club .. ?? == If this does not work;;; Keep a banana in your front bag. Slip in into your bike shorts as you get off the bike. This will show up as a huge ... you know. The policeman will get very excited and disturbed that you have such a huge "bottom braket". === One warning.. Don't to either of the above if you live in Tennesee. Or Georgia, Alabama, .. You may find yourself sitting in a bucket of warm crisco.. if you get my meaning...
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 18:22:35
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: (clip) Policemen are deathly afraid of homosexual men. The reason? Most policemen are closet homo's themselves. (clip) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oy! Have YOU got a wrong numbah.
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 21:32:17
From: Sir Thomas of Cannondale
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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My point exactly.. You sound like a policeman and are deffinitely Gay. ========================================== "Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net > wrote in message news:LjAGi.544137$p47.435430@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... > > "Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: (clip) Policemen are deathly afraid of > homosexual men. The reason? Most policemen are closet homo's > themselves. (clip) > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > Oy! Have YOU got a wrong numbah. >
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 23:01:27
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: You sound like a policeman and are deffinitely Gay. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Go to the blackboard and write "definitely" 100 times. You get off easy this time, but if you write "gay" with a capital again, it's back to the blackboard you go.
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Date: 15 Sep 2007 12:40:53
From: Sir Thomas of Cannondale
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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Leo .. == "Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net > wrote in message news:bpEGi.545228$p47.261045@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... > > "Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: You sound like a policeman and are > deffinitely Gay. > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > Go to the blackboard and write "definitely" 100 times. > You get off easy this time, but if you write "gay" with a capital again, > it's back to the blackboard you go. > ============== Ever have one word that you can not spell? I do: it is "definitely". For some strange reason, I never spell this word correctly. The "g a y" word. I hate it. gay (g³) adj. gay·er, gay·est. 1. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry. 2. Bright or lively, especially in color. There are many lighthearted homosexuals. And I'm sure many of them wear bright colored shirts. But: if one man and another man are having sex, then the two men are homosexuals. If they are gay homosexuals, good for them. One more thing: top post, bottom post. What's the difference?
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 15:31:56
From: Bill Sornson
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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Sir Thomas of Cannondale wrote: > My point exactly.. > > You sound like a policeman and are deffinitely Gay. > > ========================================== > "Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message > news:LjAGi.544137$p47.435430@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... >> >> "Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: (clip) Policemen are deathly >> afraid of homosexual men. The reason? Most policemen are closet >> homo's themselves. (clip) >> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >> Oy! Have YOU got a wrong numbah. Top-posting moron says What?
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Date: 15 Sep 2007 12:43:33
From: Sir Thomas of Cannondale
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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BILL.. go to bottom .. go to bottom.. ooopss,,, you probably hear that all the time.. ==== "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me > wrote in message news:46eb0be1$0$15400$4c368faf@roadrunner.com... > Sir Thomas of Cannondale wrote: >> My point exactly.. >> >> You sound like a policeman and are deffinitely Gay. >> >> ========================================== >> "Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message >> news:LjAGi.544137$p47.435430@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... >>> >>> "Sir Thomas of Cannondale" wrote: (clip) Policemen are deathly >>> afraid of homosexual men. The reason? Most policemen are closet >>> homo's themselves. (clip) >>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >>> Oy! Have YOU got a wrong numbah. > > Top-posting moron says What? I just looooooovvvvvvveeee your anger.. it is soooo bestial.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 20:06:01
From:
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Sep 11, 9:14 pm, Campsie <ericfiddleophon...@yahoo.com > wrote: > > > I was stopped by two cops one night last week for riding with no > lights... Bad idea. > after I went through two red lights... Another bad idea. > and and given a telling off... Good. > wich was very nice of them as I'd drank about four or five pints of > beer and could hve been in real trouble... Yet another bad idea. > but before they drove off, > hopefully to deal with real crime, they told me that for the last six > years here in Britain, it has been illegal to ride a bycicle without > one of those silly looking plastic helmets that only complete fannies > actually wear. If so, they lied. It's never been illegal to ride without a helmet anywhere in Britain, AFAIK. - Frank Krygowski
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:35:05
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Biker52" wrote: (clip) do I have the same right as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby service station before dismounting? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yes. Neither of you has that *right,* although the cop has the discression and requirement to allow you to do what is reasonable and safe. It's not written down anywhere, as far as I know--it's just the way things work. But, after a few miles of following you with his red light on, he may decide that things have gone far enough. Oh, and: "car driver rolling to rolling to the nearby service station before dismounting?" I would like to see this hypothetical driver dismount. I guess if he was driving a 1901 Hupmobile.....
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 15:25:11
From: smn
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net > wrote in message news:tfIFi.529339$p47.154040@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... > > "Biker52" wrote: (clip) do I have the same right as a car driver to > signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby service station before > dismounting? > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > Yes. Neither of you has that *right,* although the cop has the > discression and requirement to allow you to do what is reasonable and > safe. It's not written down anywhere, as far as I know--it's just the way > things work. But, after a few miles of following you with his red light > on, he may decide that things have gone far enough. > > Oh, and: "car driver rolling to rolling to the nearby > service station before dismounting?" I would like to see this > hypothetical driver dismount. I guess if he was driving a 1901 > Hupmobile..... What did the trooper finally end up charging you with or lecturing you on?
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 13:25:30
From: Biker52
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:25:11 GMT, "smn" <shirleyn10@excite.com > wrote: > >"Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message >news:tfIFi.529339$p47.154040@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net... >> >> "Biker52" wrote: (clip) do I have the same right as a car driver to >> signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby service station before >> dismounting? >> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >> Yes. Neither of you has that *right,* although the cop has the >> discression and requirement to allow you to do what is reasonable and >> safe. It's not written down anywhere, as far as I know--it's just the way >> things work. But, after a few miles of following you with his red light >> on, he may decide that things have gone far enough. >> >> Oh, and: "car driver rolling to rolling to the nearby >> service station before dismounting?" I would like to see this >> hypothetical driver dismount. I guess if he was driving a 1901 >> Hupmobile..... > > > >What did the trooper finally end up charging you with or lecturing you on? You talking to me? First time, in the park First Officer: 'do you have a horn or bell on your bike'. Me: point to obvious horn on handlebar. Second officer: 'I didn't even know it was legal to ride in the park'. Then they frisked me and found a bike tool. After that, I rode on home. Probable cause? I -think- me wearing a jacket and balaclava on a 60 degree day (windy, spring just starting, wore that all winter) Second time 'did you see a kid riding down here pulling another bike behind him'. Me: "nossir". Neither time should they have stopped me, imo. In the future I'll be carrying a picture of me and the Deputy Chief shaking hands (he's an old workout buddy) and a letter from the Chief about bikes being considered lawful traffic. Then we'll get pictures of all of us arm-in-arm, and maybe I'll get 'em to put their hats on backward for one. :)
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Date: 11 Sep 2007 18:14:13
From: Campsie
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Sep 11, 10:50 pm, Biker52 <B...@ntelos.net > wrote: > Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having > done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right > as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby > service station before dismounting? > > Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, > plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically > slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? > > If he had a blow out, or the wheel slipped, or someone suddenly came > up and lurched at a side street, I'd be toast at 40mph (limit was 25). > > Now almost -everyone- speeds there, b/c it's -right- off the > Interstate (around two bends, a past a gas station and a few houses, > and you still have that skewed perception of driving 65. > > But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. > > :mad: I was stopped by two cops one night last week for riding with no lights after I went through two red lights and and given a telling off wich was very nice of them as I'd drank about four or five pints of beer and could hve been in real trouble but before they drove off, hopefully to deal with real crime, they told me that for the last six years here in Britain, it has been illegal to ride a bycicle without one of those silly looking plastic helmets that only complete fannies actually wear. This is very sad. It's like taking nail clippers off you at the airport in case you try to hijack the plane but you can go right on through with a glass bottle of vodka that you bought in duty free! It's just another waqy to make you do as you are told. I'm afraid the wankers are inheriting the earth and Eric the red is glad that he's a long time dead. I'm afraid the numbers up for us real men.When the feminists see us riding pushbikes looking like dorks they will know, they've finnaly got us by the balls.
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Date: 13 Sep 2007 20:01:00
From: Dennis P. Harris
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:14:13 -0700 in rec.bicycles.misc, Campsie <ericfiddleophonist@yahoo.com > wrote: > they told me that for the last six > years here in Britain, it has been illegal to ride a bycicle without > one of those silly looking plastic helmets that only complete fannies > actually wear. This is very sad. you obviously don't have much that a helmet would protect. go ahead and be another darwin stat as far as i'm concerned.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 15:23:37
From: smn
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Campsie" <ericfiddleophonist@yahoo.com > wrote in message news:1189559653.651229.164930@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... > On Sep 11, 10:50 pm, Biker52 <B...@ntelos.net> wrote: >> Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having >> done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right >> as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby >> service station before dismounting? >> >> Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, >> plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically >> slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? >> >> If he had a blow out, or the wheel slipped, or someone suddenly came >> up and lurched at a side street, I'd be toast at 40mph (limit was 25). >> >> Now almost -everyone- speeds there, b/c it's -right- off the >> Interstate (around two bends, a past a gas station and a few houses, >> and you still have that skewed perception of driving 65. >> >> But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. >> >> :mad: > > I was stopped by two cops one night last week for riding with no > lights after I went through two red lights and and given a telling off > wich was very nice of them as I'd drank about four or five pints of > beer and could hve been in real trouble but before they drove off, > hopefully to deal with real crime, they told me that for the last six > years here in Britain, it has been illegal to ride a bycicle without > one of those silly looking plastic helmets that only complete fannies > actually wear. This is very sad. It's like taking nail clippers off > you at the airport in case you try to hijack the plane but you can go > right on through with a glass bottle of vodka that you bought in duty > free! It's just another waqy to make you do as you are told. I'm > afraid the wankers are inheriting the earth and Eric the red is glad > that he's a long time dead. I'm afraid the numbers up for us real > men.When the feminists see us riding pushbikes looking like dorks they > will know, they've finnaly got us by the balls. > Stop worrying and have another pint for me.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:23:26
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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"Campsie" wrote: (clip) you can go right on through with a glass bottle of vodka that you bought in duty > free! (clip) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ If it will make you feel any better, that isn't allowed in the US (and I would be surprised if it is allowed where you live), ever since it was learned that terrorists can make explosives out of common liquids. I believe, also, that the restriction on nail clippers has been eased.
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Date: 11 Sep 2007 16:15:10
From:
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On Sep 11, 4:50 pm, Biker52 <B...@ntelos.net > wrote: > Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having > done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right > as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby > service station before dismounting? > > Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, > plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically > slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? > > If he had a blow out, or the wheel slipped, or someone suddenly came > up and lurched at a side street, I'd be toast at 40mph (limit was 25). > > Now almost -everyone- speeds there, b/c it's -right- off the > Interstate (around two bends, a past a gas station and a few houses, > and you still have that skewed perception of driving 65. > > But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. > > :mad: When I've been stopped by troopers and have driven a little farther to get to a safer spot to pull over, they've never had a problem with it. As long as you slow down and let them know you do intend to pull over, it usually isn't a problem. Smokey
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 13:33:22
From: Peter Cole
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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smokeystrodtman@gmail.com wrote: > When I've been stopped by troopers and have driven a little farther to > get to a safer spot to pull over, they've never had a problem with it. > As long as you slow down and let them know you do intend to pull over, > it usually isn't a problem. I had this situation once where the trooper hit his lights just as I (we) were at an exit (from highway). There was no room to pull over on the ramp (one lane), so I figured I'd go to the end & pull over just after. He didn't wait, he zoomed around me & did a "Hawaii 5-0" hard brake cutting me off (& blocking the ramp). The only thing he didn't do was draw his gun. My "crime"? I didn't signal a lane change moments earlier when I suddenly came up on a road crew blocking my lane (in heavy traffic). I didn't get a ticket, but it was an adrenaline experience.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 15:04:13
From: Roger Zoul
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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Peter Cole wrote: :: smokeystrodtman@gmail.com wrote: :: ::: When I've been stopped by troopers and have driven a little farther ::: to get to a safer spot to pull over, they've never had a problem ::: with it. As long as you slow down and let them know you do intend ::: to pull over, it usually isn't a problem. :: :: I had this situation once where the trooper hit his lights just as I :: (we) were at an exit (from highway). There was no room to pull over :: on :: the ramp (one lane), so I figured I'd go to the end & pull over just :: after. He didn't wait, he zoomed around me & did a "Hawaii 5-0" hard :: brake cutting me off (& blocking the ramp). The only thing he didn't :: do was draw his gun. My "crime"? I didn't signal a lane change :: moments earlier when I suddenly came up on a road crew blocking my :: lane (in :: heavy traffic). I didn't get a ticket, but it was an adrenaline :: experience. It was also a "cop wannabe Rambo" experience, from the sounds of it.
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Date: 11 Sep 2007 22:45:18
From: Kristian M Zoerhoff
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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On 2007-09-11, Biker52 <B52@ntelos.net > wrote: > Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having > done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right > as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby > service station before dismounting? Exactly what signal would that be for a car driver? The never-ending blinker? IME, that pisses them off, so I just pull over immediately (or within 1.4 mile or so). Channeling Hunter S Thompson [1] is not wise, in general. In your case, point to where you intend to go. Turn your head and make eye contact, if possible. So, why did he pull you over, anyway? > Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, > plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically > slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? Ignorance. Just keep your mouth shut when dealing with the trooper, and then write a nice letter to the opinion page of your local newspaper. You could try his supervising officer, but if the whole department is like this guy, that won't do you any good. > But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. He's a professional cop, not a professional driver. [1] "Make the bastard chase you; he will follow". -- __o Kristian Zoerhoff _'\(,_ kristian.zoerhoff@gmail.com (_)/ (_)
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 03:14:57
From: Ryan Cousineau
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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In article <2UEFi.6883$JD.6450@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net >, Kristian M Zoerhoff <kristian.zoerhoff@gmail.com > wrote: > On 2007-09-11, Biker52 <B52@ntelos.net> wrote: > > Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having > > done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right > > as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby > > service station before dismounting? > > Exactly what signal would that be for a car driver? The never-ending > blinker? IME, that pisses them off, so I just pull over immediately (or > within 1.4 mile or so). Channeling Hunter S Thompson [1] is not wise, in > general. The standard way is to reduce speed slightly and wave your right hand across the rear-view mirror area. This is a pretty visible signal acknowledging the presence of the officer. But even assuming you meant 1/4 mile or so, I have to wonder under what circumstances anyone would be likely to drive further than that? Maybe on a bridge or in a tunnel, but that would be completely acceptable to any peace officer (unless of course they were pulling you over because they suspected you of attempted regicide or something). > In your case, point to where you intend to go. Turn your head and make eye > contact, if possible. > > So, why did he pull you over, anyway? -- Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/ "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos
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Date: 11 Sep 2007 15:16:36
From: Bill Sornson
Subject: Re: Being stopped by a Trooper...
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Biker52 wrote: > Quick question on procedure. If I'm stopped riding along not having > done anything, bike legal, low traffic road do I have the same right > as a car driver to signal to tell the cop I'm rolling to the nearby > service station before dismounting? > > > Also, why would a police car passing me on a narrow road, low traffic, > plenty of visibility, no other traffic coming and not automatically > slow down to the speed limit a little before getting to me? > > If he had a blow out, or the wheel slipped, or someone suddenly came > up and lurched at a side street, I'd be toast at 40mph (limit was 25). > > Now almost -everyone- speeds there, b/c it's -right- off the > Interstate (around two bends, a past a gas station and a few houses, > and you still have that skewed perception of driving 65. > > But, seriously, I'd expect more out of a professional driver. > >> mad: What the hell are you talking about?
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