Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

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Date: 14 Nov 2006 12:36:14
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

I am totally fed up with posting my immortal wisdom for a slew of idiots who
do not have the brains to appreciate a sacred genius like ME!

The problem as I see it is that you all have what passes for a public high
school education here in America. This means that in effect you did not get
beyond the 8th grade since the years beyond that grade were totally wasted.
The boys did nothing but chase the girls and the girls did nothing but think
about having babies. This is a recipe made in Hell for idiots!

It is why I am so greatly in favor of education by gender. There is no good
reason on earth why boys and girls should be in the came classes together.
There is time enough for sexual shenanigans without encouraging it in our
public schools.

Ed Dolan is a Great Genius of course and He is only on these newsgroups to
bring some enlightenment to the darkness in which you otherwise exist your
entire lives. Not only is Ed Dolan simply Great, but He is also a Great
Saint. This is an aspect of Him that is greatly under appreciated. He can
not only bring some intelligence into your dumb lives, but He can also bring
some grace into your sinful lives.

Beware, I will not always be with you! Yea, you will rue the day when I am
gone from your presence. All will be darkness and primordial misery when I
leave you. Apres mois, le deluge!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 15 Nov 2006 09:33:18
From: 32GO
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

The TROLL foolishly babbled:

>... in effect you [ARBR readers] did not get beyond the
>8th grade. [The TROLL] is a Great Genius of course and...
>is greatly under appreciated [sic].

Well, I guess we should all be pleased that at least they
taught us how to use compound words and spell them correctly
in 5th grade or thereabouts. Otherwise, it might be patently
obvious to all, as it is with the TROLL, that one or two
others of us think that a sloppy pass through a spell-checker
can serve as a substitute for anything approaching literary
genius.

I suppose it's ENTIRELY too much to expect the TROLL to
grasp the proper use of pronouns and antecedents. For
example, in the 'Doo Dah Parade' thread, when I wrote:

>Sorry to interrupt the deluge of SPAM and TROLLish diatribes
>with something that might actually be of interest, but hey
>[;-)]... it'll be over soon...

The poor incompetent TROLL obviously thought that 'it' refers
to his TROLLish diatribes, and felt compelled to remind us
of his 'wavering commitment' to the group. I can only hope
he honors his latest promise:

>I can assure you that I will NOT be attending your pow-wow
>there in miserable California.

Worthington: 31 degrees F; Pasadena: 69 degrees F. St
choice for a TROLL - and for our local parade attendees.
Beauty may be only skin deep, but meanness and stupidity are
very deeply ingrained in heart and mind.

Regards,
Wayne

Date: 18 Nov 2006 15:21:18
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

Date: 18 Nov 2006 02:00:51
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

"32GO" <wayne@32go.us > wrote in message
news:1163611998.185342.213770@h54g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> The TROLL foolishly babbled:
>
>>... in effect you [ARBR readers] did not get beyond the
>>8th grade. [The TROLL] is a Great Genius of course and...
>>is greatly under appreciated [sic].
>
> Well, I guess we should all be pleased that at least they
> taught us how to use compound words and spell them correctly
> in 5th grade or thereabouts. Otherwise, it might be patently
> obvious to all, as it is with the TROLL, that one or two
> others of us think that a sloppy pass through a spell-checker
> can serve as a substitute for anything approaching literary
> genius.

There is nothing wrong with the way I write, but there certainly is
something wrong with the way you read.

> I suppose it's ENTIRELY too much to expect the TROLL to
> grasp the proper use of pronouns and antecedents. For
> example, in the 'Doo Dah Parade' thread, when I wrote:
>
>>Sorry to interrupt the deluge of SPAM and TROLLish diatribes
>>with something that might actually be of interest, but hey
>>[;-)]... it'll be over soon...
>
> The poor incompetent TROLL obviously thought that 'it' refers
> to his TROLLish diatribes,

'It' did refer to the above. What the hell did you think it referred to? You
have been calling me a troll from day one. Learn how to write for Christ's
sakes if you mean to say something other than what a casual reader is going
to understand. No one is ever going to bother to decipher you since you have
the knack of never saying anything anyway.

and felt compelled to remind us
> of his 'wavering commitment' to the group. I can only hope
> he honors his latest promise:
>
>>I can assure you that I will NOT be attending your pow-wow
>>there in miserable California.
>
> Worthington: 31 degrees F; Pasadena: 69 degrees F. St
> choice for a TROLL - and for our local parade attendees.
> Beauty may be only skin deep, but meanness and stupidity are
> very deeply ingrained in heart and mind.

Only you would know about the latter two characteristics since you
personified them in your verse about excrement and masturbation. Wayne
Leggett was renown on ARBR as the Poet of Poop! Yes, that is how stupid he
was - as if anyone on Usenet would be interested in reading verse, no matter
how well written.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 18 Nov 2006 01:24:07
From: daytoncapri
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan - You are ALL idiots!

You responded to a Troll's OP. Just what he wanted you to do.