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Date: 16 Oct 2006 05:00:23
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
newsgroups? We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed
of mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the groups
actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having very small
brains, fall into this trap all too easily.

I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am talking
about. However, I will mention one female as she has consistently shown
herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is Claire of RBM. Her only fault
is that she is a female and therefore not up to the intellectually high
standards of us men. But she at least has the good sense to be a woman and
not to be acting like some kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there have
been other women on RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their
gender ever.

I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering to
their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being encouraged by
women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to do to get this kind
of respect is simply to behave like a woman and not to try to emulate men.
That way lies disaster for them. Trust me on this, there is no woman born
who can be as vile as the most ordinary man.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






 
Date: 20 Oct 2006 18:31:05
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
In article <6BhZg.47986$Qt.562171@wagner.videotron.net >,
lene Blanshay <blanshay@videotron.ca > writes:
> folson@innercite.com wrote:
>> "Men want to look up to women."
>>
>> Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
>> disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.
>>
>
> i keep thinking of that old steve tin line, at least i think it was
> him. "I want to put a woman on a pedestal... so high up that i can look
> up her skirt."

Ah, vive le difference!

As for quotes:

"I'm a honky-tonk man
and I can't seem to stop.
I luvs to give the girls a whirl
to the music of an ol' juke box.

But when the money's all gone,
I'm on the telephone,
a-hollerin': hey-hey, momma,
kin yer daddy come home."
-- Johnny Horton

I'd shake a leg with ya if you wuz
here or I wuz there, and you were
willing to shake a leg w/ me to a
good ol' tune.

"Everybody's dooo-oooing a brand new dance, now,
(come on, come on, do The Locomotion ...)"


cheers,
Tom

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca


 
Date: 18 Oct 2006 15:55:01
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

JimmyMac wrote:
> Edward Dolan wrote:
> > "Ken C. M." <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
> > news:Yfednd1UA9mPlanYnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> > > Michael Warner wrote:
> > >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the populace
> > >>>with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
> > >> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
> > >>
> > >
> > > Once upon a time E.D. did not bother to cross post into R.B.M. until he
> > > realized what he was missing, now he irritates the subscribers to that
> > > group as well as A.R.B.R.
> > >
> > > He would not be AS as much of a pain if he would just write something
> > > regarding cycling. Most of his posts are pure garbage.
> > >
> > > Ken
> >
> > My messages unrelated to cycling reek of truth and wisdom. That is something
> > that most can never take. The common run of men need to be shielded from
> > reality by their delusions. Take away their delusions, and they are lost.
>
> Well then, this explains why you tenacious hold onto yours (read
> delusions).

Before Ed corrects me, I meant ... tenaciously.

Jim McNaa

> > Regards,
> >
> > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> > aka
> > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



 
Date: 18 Oct 2006 08:44:07
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Ken C. M." <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
> news:Yfednd1UA9mPlanYnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> > Michael Warner wrote:
> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the populace
> >>>with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
> >>
> >>
> >> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
> >> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
> >>
> >
> > Once upon a time E.D. did not bother to cross post into R.B.M. until he
> > realized what he was missing, now he irritates the subscribers to that
> > group as well as A.R.B.R.
> >
> > He would not be AS as much of a pain if he would just write something
> > regarding cycling. Most of his posts are pure garbage.
> >
> > Ken
>
> My messages unrelated to cycling reek of truth and wisdom. That is something
> that most can never take. The common run of men need to be shielded from
> reality by their delusions. Take away their delusions, and they are lost.

Well then, this explains why you tenacious hold onto yours (read
delusions).

Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



 
Date: 18 Oct 2006 08:58:24
From: Tim McNamara
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
In article <XsidnSlG_oDXxa7YnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com >,
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote:

> Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
> newsgroups?

No.

> We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed of
> mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
> extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the
> groups actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having
> very small brains, fall into this trap all too easily.
>
> I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am
> talking about. However, I will mention one female as she has
> consistently shown herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is
> Claire of RBM. Her only fault is that she is a female and therefore
> not up to the intellectually high standards of us men. But she at
> least has the good sense to be a woman and not to be acting like some
> kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there have been other women on
> RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their gender ever.

Is this poorly written satire or are you really such a dolt? Something
is certainly too small in your case, it might be your brain.

> I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering
> to their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being
> encouraged by women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to
> do to get this kind of respect is simply to behave like a woman and
> not to try to emulate men. That way lies disaster for them. Trust me
> on this, there is no woman born who can be as vile as the most
> ordinary man.

Been to Promise Keepers lately?

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of
> the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

You're nothing if not unhumble.


  
Date: 21 Oct 2006 19:17:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Tim McNaa" <timmcn@bitstream.net > wrote in message
news:timmcn-6E304F.08582418102006@news.iphouse.com...
> In article <XsidnSlG_oDXxa7YnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
>> newsgroups?
>
> No.
>
>> We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed of
>> mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
>> extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the
>> groups actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having
>> very small brains, fall into this trap all too easily.
>>
>> I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am
>> talking about. However, I will mention one female as she has
>> consistently shown herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is
>> Claire of RBM. Her only fault is that she is a female and therefore
>> not up to the intellectually high standards of us men. But she at
>> least has the good sense to be a woman and not to be acting like some
>> kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there have been other women on
>> RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their gender ever.
>
> Is this poorly written satire or are you really such a dolt? Something
> is certainly too small in your case, it might be your brain.

Moreover, the kind of women who show up for group bike tours are almost
without exception extremely vulgar types. It is as if they are competing
with one another to see who can be the most vulgar. Some even resort to
mouthing obscenities as bad as any man. Such types are beneath contempt of
course and deserve exactly the kind of men they get. Needless to say, I am
above and beyond them as they are unworthy of so grand a personage as
myself.

>> I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering
>> to their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being
>> encouraged by women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to
>> do to get this kind of respect is simply to behave like a woman and
>> not to try to emulate men. That way lies disaster for them. Trust me
>> on this, there is no woman born who can be as vile as the most
>> ordinary man.
>
> Been to Promise Keepers lately?

Ever been in any of the military services?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




  
Date: 19 Oct 2006 19:01:50
From: fastturtle
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Le Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:58:24 -0500, Tim McNaa a écrit :

> In article <XsidnSlG_oDXxa7YnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
>> newsgroups?
>
> No.
>
>> We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed of
>> mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
>> extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps.

It is certainly vulgar for a women to ride a bicycle, the same as it is
ridiculous and childish for an adult who could afford a decent CAR to use
a bicycle.
Well, in this sense, I like vulgar women. I wish my wife were more vulgar,
the tandem would be out more often and we would be having more fun being
ridiculous together.



   
Date: 21 Oct 2006 13:54:58
From: Marlene Blanshay
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
fastturtle wrote:
> Le Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:58:24 -0500, Tim McNaa a écrit :
>
>> In article <XsidnSlG_oDXxa7YnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
>>> newsgroups?
>> No.
>>
>>> We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed of
>>> mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
>>> extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps.
>
> It is certainly vulgar for a women to ride a bicycle, the same as it is
> ridiculous and childish for an adult who could afford a decent CAR to use
> a bicycle.
> Well, in this sense, I like vulgar women. I wish my wife were more vulgar,
> the tandem would be out more often and we would be having more fun being
> ridiculous together.
>
hahah....you should hear some of the invective i hurl at abusers when on
my bike....


 
Date: 17 Oct 2006 22:36:09
From:
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Edward Dolan wrote:
> more rubbish than any other sentient being.

Thank you, St. of the Perpetual Sorrows.
It's clear why a man who thinks that only one who has read Byron in its
entirety can comment and believes that Eliot was the greatest poet of
the 20th century is of the Perpetual Sorrows. Byron can be utter
rubbish, Eliot produced one useful poem, and inflicted Prufrock upon
the world. Of the 20th century - have you ever heard of an obscure
Gaelic bard named William Butler Yeats? I shouldn't imagine that you
would have.

Please continue telling the rest of us who evidently have no idea as to
how to live our lives how we may attempt to measure up to your lofty
standards.

Or you just could go and tamper with yourself and get some of your
frustrations away in an act of bodily onanism so the rest of us are not
affected by your mental onanism.

Thinking of your sanity.



 
Date: 17 Oct 2006 22:32:11
From: Bob
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Edward Dolan wrote:

> By the way, Steve tin only does one kind of comedy, that of the jerk. He
> reminds me of Jerry Lewis who was also supremely unfunny, unless of course
> you like jerks.
>

It would seem then that jerks have their fans so there's still hope for
you, Ed. Don't give up your day job though until you start to amuse and
entertain people other than yourself.

Regards,
Bob Hunt



  
Date: 18 Oct 2006 00:52:40
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Bob" <hunrobe@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1161149531.634740.113070@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> By the way, Steve tin only does one kind of comedy, that of the jerk.
>> He
>> reminds me of Jerry Lewis who was also supremely unfunny, unless of
>> course
>> you like jerks.
>>
>
> It would seem then that jerks have their fans so there's still hope for
> you, Ed. Don't give up your day job though until you start to amuse and
> entertain people other than yourself.

Someone who thinks Steve tin and Jerry Lewis were funny? Surely they were
far more pathetic than they ever were funny! I think it is only 12 year old
kids who laugh at those two jerks.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 17 Oct 2006 04:34:01
From: normanwisdom
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

> I know what you mean Folson, but women truly are better than men. They do
> not love us, that is true, but so what.

Speak for yourself - sorry you are having no luck.

> analysis. We men are pretty much what we are due to the kind of mothers we
> had. My mother was a saint.

Didn't stop her from dropping you on your head evidently.

cheers
Norman



 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:18:25
From: Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>
> My messages unrelated to cycling reek...

Truth in truncation!

--
Tom Sherman - Here, not there.



  
Date: 16 Oct 2006 22:27:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1161055105.179699.22240@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>>
>> My messages unrelated to cycling reek...
>
> Truth in truncation!

Tom thinks I unwittingly use words, never suspecting that I purposely choose
them so as to elicit exactly such a response as his. It is all part of my
tweaking of the denizens of these cycling groups, the members of which are
not known for their brightness. After all, I want to give others a chance to
say SOMETHING too.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 17 Oct 2006 02:51:26
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:00:23 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:

>Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
>newsgroups? We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed
>of mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
>extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the groups
>actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having very small
>brains, fall into this trap all too easily.
>
>I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am talking
>about. However, I will mention one female as she has consistently shown
>herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is Claire of RBM. Her only fault
>is that she is a female and therefore not up to the intellectually high
>standards of us men. But she at least has the good sense to be a woman and
>not to be acting like some kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there have
>been other women on RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their
>gender ever.
>
>I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering to
>their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being encouraged by
>women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to do to get this kind
>of respect is simply to behave like a woman and not to try to emulate men.
>That way lies disaster for them. Trust me on this, there is no woman born
>who can be as vile as the most ordinary man.
>
>Regards,
>
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>

Don't you people get it? Maybe some of you have "woman brain." This is
classic Dolan. Ed, Keep it up the good work.


  
Date: 16 Oct 2006 22:14:05
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@ > wrote in message
news:k3h8j2lcn045phmi8s76cjm0bhiq303igv@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:00:23 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
>>newsgroups? We all know of course that all the cycling groups are composed
>>of mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
>>extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the groups
>>actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having very small
>>brains, fall into this trap all too easily.
>>
>>I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am talking
>>about. However, I will mention one female as she has consistently shown
>>herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is Claire of RBM. Her only
>>fault
>>is that she is a female and therefore not up to the intellectually high
>>standards of us men. But she at least has the good sense to be a woman and
>>not to be acting like some kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there have
>>been other women on RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their
>>gender ever.
>>
>>I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering to
>>their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being encouraged by
>>women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to do to get this
>>kind
>>of respect is simply to behave like a woman and not to try to emulate men.
>>That way lies disaster for them. Trust me on this, there is no woman born
>>who can be as vile as the most ordinary man.
>
> Don't you people get it? Maybe some of you have "woman brain." This is
> classic Dolan. Ed, Keep it up the good work.

Ah ... to be understood by even one other human is balm to my soul. I do try
so hard to entertain you!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





   
Date: 17 Oct 2006 09:33:23
From: Colin Nelson
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:B-idneIpWv8Q16nYnZ2dnUVZ_oKdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> "R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@> wrote in message
> news:k3h8j2lcn045phmi8s76cjm0bhiq303igv@4ax.com...
> > On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:00:23 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Anyone but me notice how many coarse women there are on the cycling
> >>newsgroups? We all know of course that all the cycling groups are
composed
> >>of mostly men. The few women who do show up are almost without exception
> >>extremely vulgar and verge on being tramps. Many of the men on the
groups
> >>actually encourage this kind of female behavior. Women, having very
small
> >>brains, fall into this trap all too easily.
> >>
> >>I was not going to mention any names here as we all know who I am
talking
> >>about. However, I will mention one female as she has consistently shown
> >>herself to be a woman and not a tramp. That is Claire of RBM. Her only
> >>fault
> >>is that she is a female and therefore not up to the intellectually high
> >>standards of us men. But she at least has the good sense to be a woman
and
> >>not to be acting like some kind of cheap tramp. Unfortunately, there
have
> >>been other women on RBM who must rank among the worst specimens of their
> >>gender ever.
> >>
> >>I urge women to behave themselves and not to indulge men by catering to
> >>their worst instincts. Men behave badly enough without being encouraged
by
> >>women. Men want to look up to women. All a women has to do to get this
> >>kind
> >>of respect is simply to behave like a woman and not to try to emulate
men.
> >>That way lies disaster for them. Trust me on this, there is no woman
born
> >>who can be as vile as the most ordinary man.
> >
> > Don't you people get it? Maybe some of you have "woman brain." This is
> > classic Dolan. Ed, Keep it up the good work.
>
> Ah ... to be understood by even one other human is balm to my soul. I do
try
> so hard to entertain you!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>

Dear Saint Ed,
Much as I value your concern re `coarse` women etc. I am unable to find such
within the bounds of uk.rec.cycling, and would be obliged if you were to
remove `us` from your mailing list.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Colin N.




    
Date: 17 Oct 2006 21:07:13
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Colin Nelson" <colin.nelson2@ntlworld.com > wrote in message
news:Dr1Zg.33081$6C2.11942@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...
[...]
> Dear Saint Ed,
> Much as I value your concern re `coarse` women etc. I am unable to find
> such
> within the bounds of uk.rec.cycling, and would be obliged if you were to
> remove `us` from your mailing list.
> Thanking you in anticipation.
> Colin N.

Colin, the English are almost as stupid as the Australians. I feel I would
be remiss if I did not include the lot of you in my general reports on the
state of the cycling newsgroups.

These messages of mine will only appear about once a week or so. You should
relax and enjoy them. Who else is talking about the cycling newsgroups in a
general sort of way and passing judgment on them except yours truly, the
Great Ed Dolan.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




    
Date: 17 Oct 2006 09:57:04
From: Alan Erskine
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
"Colin Nelson" <colin.nelson2@ntlworld.com > wrote in message
news:Dr1Zg.33081$6C2.11942@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...

> Dear Saint Ed,
> Much as I value your concern re `coarse` women etc. I am unable to find
such
> within the bounds of uk.rec.cycling, and would be obliged if you were to
> remove `us` from your mailing list.
> Thanking you in anticipation.
> Colin N.

ROFLMAO! You don't really expect the troll to do something responsible, do
you?


--
Alan Erskine
Alanerskine1@bigpond.com




 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 18:32:17
From: jonesy
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Edward, I would like to know how you are able to judge someone purely
on their persona in this forum?

A forum about cycling, is a forum about cycling. There is no need for
women, or men, to be ultimately perfect or gracious in their posts.
Further than there being no need, why should we?



  
Date: 16 Oct 2006 21:16:11
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"jonesy <3" <jonesy5656@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1161048737.171383.19860@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Edward, I would like to know how you are able to judge someone purely
> on their persona in this forum?

I am the world's foremost expert at reading between the lines. I can even
tell what a person is thinking by his choice of content and style of
writing.

> A forum about cycling, is a forum about cycling. There is no need for
> women, or men, to be ultimately perfect or gracious in their posts.
> Further than there being no need, why should we?

Jonesy, I am like the guy at the end of the parade who sweeps up the manure
after the horses. My posts mostly have to do with various housekeeping
matters and I do not consider them off-topic at all.

There is no behavior of men that surprise or shock me (Voltaire said it
better), but I do expect women to be better than men because I know they
are. The very saddest thing in the world is a woman who wants to play with
men. She is not equipped for it, but some men are wicked enough to encourage
it. I am here to take such scoundrels to account.

If certain standards of conduct are not maintained, the lowest common
denominator will always prevail. I do not think you would want to see that
anymore than I would.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 11:17:39
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

normanwisdom wrote:
> JimmyMac wrote:
> > nobody760 wrote:
> > > Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
> > > populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
> >
> > This says it all...
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/browse_frm/thread/a9577f8f1619c169/49fabe8fb8fc2f54?lnk=gst&q=portrait&rnum=1#49fabe8fb8fc2f54
> >
> > Jim McNaa
>
> What's wrong with coarse women? Personally I like them - more the
> merrier!
>
> tata Norman

You responded to the wrong party. I didn't offer an opinion regarding
coarse women ... pro or con. I merely referred to a previous post
addressing the issue concerning Ed Dolan being a troll ... nothng more
... nothing less.

Jim McNaa



 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 10:28:18
From: normanwisdom
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

JimmyMac wrote:
> nobody760 wrote:
> > Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
> > populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>
> This says it all...
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/browse_frm/thread/a9577f8f1619c169/49fabe8fb8fc2f54?lnk=gst&q=portrait&rnum=1#49fabe8fb8fc2f54
>
> Jim McNaa

What's wrong with coarse women? Personally I like them - more the
merrier!

tata Norman



  
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:32:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"normanwisdom" <owdman@googlemail.com > wrote in message
news:1161019698.438352.133520@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> JimmyMac wrote:
>> nobody760 wrote:
>> > Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>> > populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>>
>> This says it all...
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/browse_frm/thread/a9577f8f1619c169/49fabe8fb8fc2f54?lnk=gst&q=portrait&rnum=1#49fabe8fb8fc2f54
>>
>> Jim McNaa
>
> What's wrong with coarse women? Personally I like them - more the
> merrier!
>
> tata Norman

The newsgroups are designed with you in mind. Every dumb broad in the land
can come to the group and post her inanities and you are just dumb enough to
fall hook, line and sinker for the bait. I know your type well. Do you not
ever get disgusted with yourself?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 09:31:24
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

nobody760 wrote:
> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.

This says it all...

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/browse_frm/thread/a9577f8f1619c169/49fabe8fb8fc2f54?lnk=gst&q=portrait&rnum=1#49fabe8fb8fc2f54

Jim McNaa



 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 09:08:06
From:
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
"Men want to look up to women."

Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.



  
Date: 17 Oct 2006 23:55:54
From: Marlene Blanshay
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
folson@innercite.com wrote:
> "Men want to look up to women."
>
> Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
> disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.
>

i keep thinking of that old steve tin line, at least i think it was
him. "I want to put a woman on a pedestal... so high up that i can look
up her skirt."


   
Date: 17 Oct 2006 23:15:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"lene Blanshay" <blanshay@videotron.ca > wrote in message
news:6BhZg.47986$Qt.562171@wagner.videotron.net...
> folson@innercite.com wrote:

Edwarad Dolan wrote:

>> "Men want to look up to women."

Foslon wrote:

>> Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
>> disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.
>>
>
> i keep thinking of that old steve tin line, at least i think it was
> him. "I want to put a woman on a pedestal... so high up that i can look up
> her skirt."

The above rek is a perfect example of coarseness in a woman. She is
Canadian and not Australian, but there is not much difference between the
two types. It is just a question of who can be more vulgar, some broad from
the New World or some broad from Down Under.

By the way, Steve tin only does one kind of comedy, that of the jerk. He
reminds me of Jerry Lewis who was also supremely unfunny, unless of course
you like jerks.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




    
Date: 18 Oct 2006 14:47:36
From: Friday
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "lene Blanshay" <blanshay@videotron.ca> wrote in message
> news:6BhZg.47986$Qt.562171@wagner.videotron.net...
>
>>folson@innercite.com wrote:
>
>
> Edwarad Dolan wrote:
>
>
>>>"Men want to look up to women."
>
>
> Foslon wrote:
>
>
>>>Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
>>>disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.
>>>
>>
>>i keep thinking of that old steve tin line, at least i think it was
>>him. "I want to put a woman on a pedestal... so high up that i can look up
>>her skirt."
>
>
> The above rek is a perfect example of coarseness in a woman. She is
> Canadian and not Australian, but there is not much difference between the
> two types. It is just a question of who can be more vulgar, some broad from
> the New World or some broad from Down Under.
>
> By the way, Steve tin only does one kind of comedy, that of the jerk. He
> reminds me of Jerry Lewis who was also supremely unfunny, unless of course
> you like jerks.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>

You should get off your soap box, we can see up your skirt!


  
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:55:08
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

<folson@innercite.com > wrote in message
news:1161014886.644745.132580@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> "Men want to look up to women."
>
> Yeah, but after trying to do so numerous time and always being
> disappointed, you give up trying to look up to them after awhile.

I know what you mean Folson, but women truly are better than men. They do
not love us, that is true, but so what. They give love and care to their
children and that is the most important thing in the world in the final
analysis. We men are pretty much what we are due to the kind of mothers we
had. My mother was a saint. I hope yours was too.

Best Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39
From: nobody760
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.




  
Date: 17 Oct 2006 07:54:20
From: Michael Warner
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:

> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.

And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
obvious: "Look, a troll!"

--
Home page: http://members.westnet.com.au/mvw


   
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:59:06
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Michael Warner" <see@homepage.com > wrote in message
news:5a8olirvja3n$.1ljec8z7q44fl.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:
>
>> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>
> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
> obvious: "Look, a troll!"

Yes, Jim McNaa and some others need to get off their hobby horses. They
have become what they most deplore - trolls and stalkers.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




   
Date: 16 Oct 2006 18:43:59
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Don't give up on this yet! It could be fun. I'll continue..

>> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>
> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
> obvious: "Look, a troll!"

The troll and the people around him lived in the land of Altrec. While this
land seemed far away to some, it was actually connected to every place in
the world by a magical super-highway. Some called it the Infobahn while
others had less flattering names.

Oh how the people did boo and hiss at the troll. But this just made the
troll even more ornery. The troll was a fire breathing troll but the people
had long since developed immunity to his fire. Some tried to use the magic
of the kill-file on him but he was immune to this magic. His fires dotted
the landscape of this otherwise peaceful land.

Anyone care to add to this? Wayne are you still out there?

Jeff




    
Date: 17 Oct 2006 07:26:52
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Alright, I'll continue myself. Please feel free to jump in, however.
"Jeff Grippe" <jeff@door7.com > wrote in message
news:12j82q8foccl602@news.supernews.com...
> Don't give up on this yet! It could be fun. I'll continue..
>
>>> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>>> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>>
>> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
>> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
>
> The troll and the people around him lived in the land of Altrec. While
> this land seemed far away to some, it was actually connected to every
> place in the world by a magical super-highway. Some called it the Infobahn
> while others had less flattering names.
>
> Oh how the people did boo and hiss at the troll. But this just made the
> troll even more ornery. The troll was a fire breathing troll but the
> people had long since developed immunity to his fire. Some tried to use
> the magic of the kill-file on him but he was immune to this magic. His
> fires dotted the landscape of this otherwise peaceful land.
>

The troll, who had at one time been a more timid troll, expanded his evil
influence to many villages in the land of Altrec. While the people of the
village would taunt him, their efforts only seemed to make him grow
stronger. He seemed to be immune to even the strongest magic. Many a brave
knight was sent to his (or in some case her) metaphorical demise by the evil
troll.

The troll, meanwhile, could not understand why the people of Altrec
continued to think of him as a troll. "A troll", he said, "is someone who
drinks Gin and I only drink the purest fluids of the grape." But the good
folk of Altrec did maintain that if it looks like a troll, walks like a
troll, and most importantly, leaves messages like a troll, then it must be a
troll.

"But I'm not a troll", the evil troll asserted, "I am really a great saint
who is misundererstimated (a reference to George W. Bush for you
international folk)"

The good folk of Altrec were not fooled, however. Some of them (your humble
author included) were always willing to kiss a frog in hopes of finding
something royal. But the troll, when kissed, merely spat venom. This was
viewed by very few as saintly behavior.




    
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:46:01
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Jeff Grippe" <jeff@door7.com > wrote in message
news:12j82q8foccl602@news.supernews.com...
> Don't give up on this yet! It could be fun. I'll continue..
>
>>> Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>>> populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>>
>> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
>> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
>
> The troll and the people around him lived in the land of Altrec. While
> this land seemed far away to some, it was actually connected to every
> place in the world by a magical super-highway. Some called it the Infobahn
> while others had less flattering names.
>
> Oh how the people did boo and hiss at the troll. But this just made the
> troll even more ornery. The troll was a fire breathing troll but the
> people had long since developed immunity to his fire. Some tried to use
> the magic of the kill-file on him but he was immune to this magic. His
> fires dotted the landscape of this otherwise peaceful land.
>
> Anyone care to add to this? Wayne are you still out there?
>
> Jeff

Wayne Logo, the poet of ARBR, has long departed from these forums. I
insisted that he only post proper poetry since he had the talent for it, but
when he posted nothing but doggerel and poop, I called him to account. He
did not appreciate this but he knew I was right. After all, who else on
these confounded newsgroups has ever read the entire oeuvre of Lord Byron
and therefore knows something about poetry.

It was nevertheless rekable to me that Wayne seemed to have no
acquaintance with T.S. Eliot, the foremost poet of the 20th century.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




   
Date: 16 Oct 2006 18:30:40
From: Ken C. M.
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?
Michael Warner wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:
>
>
>>Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the
>>populace with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>
>
> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
>

Once upon a time E.D. did not bother to cross post into R.B.M. until he
realized what he was missing, now he irritates the subscribers to that
group as well as A.R.B.R.

He would not be AS as much of a pain if he would just write something
regarding cycling. Most of his posts are pure garbage.

Ken

--
Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. ~James Bethea


    
Date: 16 Oct 2006 20:37:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why are there so many coarse women on the cycling newsgroups?

"Ken C. M." <ken@up-yours-spammer.net > wrote in message
news:Yfednd1UA9mPlanYnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Michael Warner wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:39 GMT, nobody760 wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Once upon a time there was a Troll and he loved to inflame the populace
>>>with outlandish reks designed to agitate and annoy.
>>
>>
>> And other people who loved to encourage him by pointing out the
>> obvious: "Look, a troll!"
>>
>
> Once upon a time E.D. did not bother to cross post into R.B.M. until he
> realized what he was missing, now he irritates the subscribers to that
> group as well as A.R.B.R.
>
> He would not be AS as much of a pain if he would just write something
> regarding cycling. Most of his posts are pure garbage.
>
> Ken

My messages unrelated to cycling reek of truth and wisdom. That is something
that most can never take. The common run of men need to be shielded from
reality by their delusions. Take away their delusions, and they are lost.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota