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Date: 10 Oct 2007 18:41:36
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Asthma Frauds
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news

All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.

Magilla




 
Date: 12 Oct 2007 00:35:58
From:
Subject: Re: Asthma Frauds
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:41:36 -0400, MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com >
wrote:

>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>
>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.

So, why is it that other national cycling federations support their riders or at
least treat them as innoceent until proven otherwise.



  
Date: 12 Oct 2007 03:15:42
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Re: Asthma Frauds
Hobbes@spnb&s.com wrote:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:41:36 -0400, MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>>
>>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
>>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
>
>
> So, why is it that other national cycling federations support their riders or at
> least treat them as innoceent until proven otherwise.
>

Your question is too vague and I have no idea what you are talking about.

But for the most part, national federations in Europe are still old
school and corrupt and will bend over backwards to cover up doping cases
agains their star athletes. Specifically the Spanish and Italian
federations are complete jokes and WADA's gonna kick the shit out of
them if they haven't done so already. Actually CONI is the one who is
kicking thew piss out the Goomba federation.

The German federation are bunch of liars too. Something about the
German psyche makes them want to over-repent...it has something to do
with the Holocaust, I think. But deep down inside, they're losers too
and it seems to be endemic in their society if you look at how the
official in Stuttgart acted. They all talk big but do nothing. What the
fuck ever happened to that Ullrich criminal case?

Can you imagine any U.S. politican saying he or she wasn't going to
allow the world championship road race to start unless a specific rider
signed a VOLUNTARY doping form? What a fucking crackpot. The Belgian
federation seems somewhat honest, but then again Museeuw is being
prosecuted by the Pot Belge Five-O.

USAC has no say in doping cases because all doping cases are decided by
USADA and USAC does whatever USADA tells them to do. There's really no
room for any old school politics anymore - at least with respect to
adjudicating soping sanctions.

But if USAC had jurisdiction over the Landis case like the italian
federation does over Pettachi and Delusiona, I can assure you Jim
"iShares and BMC" Ochowicz would have made the Landis T:E test go away
just like he made Biscelgia go away when he intefered with his cash flow.


Magilla


 
Date: 11 Oct 2007 06:06:40
From: RicodJour
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
On Oct 11, 1:24 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com > wrote:
> Bill C wrote:
> > On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>
> >>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
> >>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
>
> > We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
>
> I agree.
>
> P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?

Your trolling technique in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOXahqM_JQ
Which translates to "pay attention to me! pay attention to me!"
Luckily you're cute when you're stupid, and a harmless troll, so you
get to stay around.

R



 
Date: 10 Oct 2007 17:43:18
From: Bill C
Subject: Gorilla suppositories
On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com > wrote:
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>
> All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
> who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
>
> Magilla

We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
Bill C




  
Date: 11 Oct 2007 01:24:34
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
Bill C wrote:

> On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>>
>>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
>>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
>>
>>Magilla
>
>
> We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
> Bill C
>
>


I agree.

Magilla

P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?


   
Date: 10 Oct 2007 22:37:51
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article <fekc2j$tmb$1@aioe.org >, MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> Bill C wrote:
>
> > On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
> >>
> >>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
> >>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
> >>
> >>Magilla
> >
> >
> > We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
> > Bill C
> >
> >
>
>
> I agree.
>
> Magilla
>
> P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?

Who cares?

--
tanx,
Howard

Faberge eggs are elegant but I prefer Faberge bacon.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?


    
Date: 11 Oct 2007 02:14:31
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
Howard Kveck wrote:

> In article <fekc2j$tmb$1@aioe.org>, MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Bill C wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
>>>>
>>>>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
>>>>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
>>>>
>>>>Magilla
>>>
>>>
>>>We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
>>>Bill C
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>I agree.
>>
>>Magilla
>>
>>P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?
>
>
> Who cares?
>

Which one doesn't belong:

a) Howard Hughes
b) Howard Stern
c) Howard Kveck
d) Ron Howard

Correct Answer: C

Take care,

Magilla


     
Date: 12 Oct 2007 02:27:56
From: Ryan Cousineau
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article <fekf08$5h1$1@aioe.org >,
MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com > wrote:

> Howard Kveck wrote:
>
> > In article <fekc2j$tmb$1@aioe.org>, MagillaGorilla
> > <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Bill C wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
> >>>>
> >>>>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
> >>>>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
> >>>>
> >>>>Magilla
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
> >>>Bill C
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>I agree.
> >>
> >>Magilla
> >>
> >>P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?
> >
> >
> > Who cares?
> >
>
> Which one doesn't belong:
>
> a) Howard Hughes
> b) Howard Stern
> c) Howard Kveck
> d) Ron Howard
>
> Correct Answer: C
>
> Take care,
>
> Magilla

Zing!

Well, I guess. I dunno. Seems kinda lame, really. I think I'd rather be
Howard Kveck than a complete freaking lunatic who suffered from routine
episodes of insanity.

So that's Howard over Magilla.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing


      
Date: 12 Oct 2007 09:28:31
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> Well, I guess. I dunno. Seems kinda lame, really. I think I'd rather be
> Howard Kveck than a complete freaking lunatic who suffered from routine
> episodes of insanity.

I thought being a complete freaking lunatic who suffers from routine
episodes of insanity was an rbr entrance requirement.


       
Date: 12 Oct 2007 19:17:19
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article <470f2267$0$2955$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com >,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote:

> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> > Well, I guess. I dunno. Seems kinda lame, really. I think I'd rather be
> > Howard Kveck than a complete freaking lunatic who suffered from routine
> > episodes of insanity.
>
> I thought being a complete freaking lunatic who suffers from routine
> episodes of insanity was an rbr entrance requirement.

It isn't a requirement but it certainly won't hurt you chances in here.

--
tanx,
Howard

Faberge eggs are elegant but I prefer Faberge bacon.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?


       
Date: 13 Oct 2007 01:02:38
From: Ryan Cousineau
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article <470f2267$0$2955$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com >,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote:

> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> > Well, I guess. I dunno. Seems kinda lame, really. I think I'd rather be
> > Howard Kveck than a complete freaking lunatic who suffered from routine
> > episodes of insanity.
>
> I thought being a complete freaking lunatic who suffers from routine
> episodes of insanity was an rbr entrance requirement.

We're grading Magilla on a curve, not a percentage.

He's above average,

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing


       
Date: 12 Oct 2007 17:18:15
From: Michael Press
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article
<470f2267$0$2955$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com >,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote:

> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> > Well, I guess. I dunno. Seems kinda lame, really. I think I'd rather be
> > Howard Kveck than a complete freaking lunatic who suffered from routine
> > episodes of insanity.
>
> I thought being a complete freaking lunatic who suffers from routine
> episodes of insanity was an rbr entrance requirement.

It's the only thing that keeps _me_ sane.

--
Punt Speedchuck


     
Date: 10 Oct 2007 23:29:30
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: Gorilla suppositories
In article <fekf08$5h1$1@aioe.org >, MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> Howard Kveck wrote:
>
> > In article <fekc2j$tmb$1@aioe.org>, MagillaGorilla
> > <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Bill C wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>On Oct 10, 6:41 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/oct07/oct10news
> >>>>
> >>>>All you chimps in here who claim to have asthma and believe these pros
> >>>>who claim to have asthma are complete frauds.
> >>>>
> >>>>Magilla
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We Believe these are waht make monkeys spout shit.
> >>>Bill C
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>I agree.
> >>
> >>Magilla
> >>
> >>P.S. Dumbass - You know monkeys are not gorillas, right?
> >
> >
> > Who cares?
> >
>
> Which one doesn't belong:
>
> a) Howard Hughes
> b) Howard Stern
> c) Howard Kveck
> d) Ron Howard
>
> Correct Answer: C

You say that like it's a bad thing.

--
tanx,
Howard

Faberge eggs are elegant but I prefer Faberge bacon.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?