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Date: 17 Nov 2007 07:51:17
From: Tim
Subject: Bike sex man placed on probation


A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
three years on probation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm


Another blow to the community..




 
Date: 17 Nov 2007 08:09:05
From:
Subject: Re: Bike sex man placed on probation
On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <T...@anywhere.com > wrote:
> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> three years on probation.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

So he's available to replace Dick Pound.


  
Date: 17 Nov 2007 14:51:27
From: Bill C
Subject: Re: Bike sex man placed on probation
On Nov 17, 11:09 am, rechungREMOVET...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <T...@anywhere.com> wrote:
>
> > A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> > three years on probation.
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
>
> So he's available to replace Dick Pound.

He'd have to change his name and title to Master Bates though.
Bill C


  
Date: 17 Nov 2007 13:10:57
From: Tom Kunich
Subject: Re: Bike sex man placed on probation
<rechungREMOVETHIS@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1a657dc2-012a-4e2a-9295-e17a6293257c@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <T...@anywhere.com> wrote:
>> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
>> three years on probation.
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
>
> So he's available to replace Dick Pound.

You don't think they want to replace Dick Pound with someone more competent
than he is do you?



 
Date: 17 Nov 2007 07:56:19
From: Phil Holman
Subject: Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

"Tim" <Tim@anywhere.com > wrote in message
news:hbstj3d71dt74r6sadkpv399kkoeerktor@4ax.com...
>
>
> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> three years on probation.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
>
>

I blame it on the bike. Be wary of the raping raleigh, the bonking
bottechia, the caressing cervelo, the debauching davidson, the erotic
erickson, the feely felt, the giant hard-on, the humping habenaro or the
lecherous litespeed etc.etc.

Phil H