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Date: 31 Jul 2007 06:43:45
From: Breaking News
Subject: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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* Lifetime ban
* Sequestered cyclists
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Date: 01 Aug 2007 11:22:23
From: Alex
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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On Jul 31, 6:43 am, "Breaking News" <n...@cnnsucks.com > wrote:
> * Lifetime ban
This would be fine once you get get 100% fool prof tests.
> * Sequestered cyclists
This might be tough to do.
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Alex
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 18:50:42
From: Al
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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On Jul 31, 9:58 am, Marty <m_p...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" <n...@cnnsucks.com> wrote:
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> > * Lifetime ban
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> > * Sequestered cyclists
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> Ban testing.
Ban riders who cannot prove they are using performance enhancing drugs.
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 19:06:22
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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Al wrote:
> On Jul 31, 9:58 am, Marty <m_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" <n...@cnnsucks.com> wrote:
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>> > * Lifetime ban
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>> > * Sequestered cyclists
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>> Ban testing.
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> Ban riders who cannot prove they are using performance enhancing drugs.
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I'm pretty sure clean riders can't swim very well, so we throw all the pros
into the deep end of a swimming pool with a 10-lb lead weight chained to
their waist. If they make it out alive, we know they are doping so they
are banned for life.
Variations of this method have been shown to be extremely effective in
other situations.
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Bill Asher
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 07:58:00
From: Marty
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" <n...@cnnsucks.com > wrote:
> * Lifetime ban
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> * Sequestered cyclists
Ban testing.
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 05:35:35
From: MMan
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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On Jul 31, 6:43 am, "Breaking News" <n...@cnnsucks.com > wrote:
> * Lifetime ban
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> * Sequestered cyclists
Ban water.
It's performance-enhancing, potentially dangerous, and at least we'll
truly know that everyone is really doping.
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 16:55:41
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
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MMan wrote:
> Ban water.
> It's performance-enhancing, potentially dangerous, and at least we'll
> truly know that everyone is really doping.
And Viagra. And you might as well ban beer and add a rule forcing
cyclists to wear a condom while they ride just to be on the safe side
(perhaps they can be allowed to take it off on the last climb).
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