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Date: 22 Mar 2007 21:28:47
From: bjw@mambo.ucolick.org
Subject: New ideals of athleticism
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You guys are all a bunch of underfed spindly weaklings whose
idea of a tasty meal is a Lemon Powerbar that came from the
"fresh" shelf rather than the 50% off past-the-sell-by-date bin.
I mean, no offense - I am too. But let's face it, none of us can
pull off the athletic look like this guy:
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLIDESHOW_8.html
Dwayne Leverock is my new favorite professional athlete,
I'm going to go fill out that master's thesis survey about him.
Ben
Built for comfort
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 10:51:04
From: Bill C
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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On 23, 7:59 am, John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com >
wrote:
> On Fri, 23 2007 09:42:23 +0200, Donald Munro
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> <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> >>http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_S...
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> >If cycling needs a bit more publicity, how about emulating cricket and
> >having one the team DS's murdered, possibly by Unibet or Lotto contract
> >killers, during the TDF.
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6482981.stm
>
> Or if they're not that hardcore, just fall in the ocean
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_S...
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I didn't know that LIVEDRUNK training methods had expanded into
international Cricket. Awesome!
Bill C
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 00:57:44
From: bjw@mambo.ucolick.org
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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On 23, 12:42 am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com > wrote:
> b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> >http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_S...
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> If cycling needs a bit more publicity, how about emulating cricket and
> having one the team DS's murdered, possibly by Unibet or Lotto contract
> killers, during the TDF.
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6482981.stm
Yeah, I read about that. Even more suspicious than the
Serie A team official who jumped out a window. I think
it was Dick Pound's Nazi Frogmen what did it.
Ben
Are WADA officials even allowed into Jamaica?
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 10:51:14
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> Yeah, I read about that. Even more suspicious than the
> Serie A team official who jumped out a window. I think
> it was Dick Pound's Nazi Frogmen what did it.
I thought it was Putin putting money on an Ireland win and having the
coach threaten to reveal all, until the police disclosed it was due to
strangulation. The modern KGB is much more sophisticated than that.
> Are WADA officials even allowed into Jamaica?
I'm surprised they don't hold more downhill MTB races in Jamaica where
WADA officials testing for pot can be disappeared as easily as a
footballer's operation puerto blood bag.
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 09:42:23
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLIDESHOW_8.html
If cycling needs a bit more publicity, how about emulating cricket and
having one the team DS's murdered, possibly by Unibet or Lotto contract
killers, during the TDF.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6482981.stm
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 06:59:00
From: John Forrest Tomlinson
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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On Fri, 23 2007 09:42:23 +0200, Donald Munro
<fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote:
>bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
>> http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLIDESHOW_8.html
>
>If cycling needs a bit more publicity, how about emulating cricket and
>having one the team DS's murdered, possibly by Unibet or Lotto contract
>killers, during the TDF.
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6482981.stm
Or if they're not that hardcore, just fall in the ocean
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLIDESHOW_10.html
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Date: 23 Mar 2007 04:53:01
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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"bjw@mambo.ucolick.org" <bjw@mambo.ucolick.org > wrote in
news:1174624127.549984.198560@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> You guys are all a bunch of underfed spindly weaklings whose
> idea of a tasty meal is a Lemon Powerbar that came from the
> "fresh" shelf rather than the 50% off past-the-sell-by-date bin.
> I mean, no offense - I am too. But let's face it, none of us can
> pull off the athletic look like this guy:
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLI
> DESHOW_8.html
>
> Dwayne Leverock is my new favorite professional athlete,
> I'm going to go fill out that master's thesis survey about him.
>
Terry Forster could put on a LiveStrong band and you would fill out a
survey for him.
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Bill Asher
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Date: 22 Mar 2007 21:46:56
From: RicodJour
Subject: Re: New ideals of athleticism
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bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> You guys are all a bunch of underfed spindly weaklings whose
> idea of a tasty meal is a Lemon Powerbar that came from the
> "fresh" shelf rather than the 50% off past-the-sell-by-date bin.
> I mean, no offense - I am too. But let's face it, none of us can
> pull off the athletic look like this guy:
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/03/20/sports/20070321_CRICKET_SLIDESHOW_8.html
>
> Dwayne Leverock is my new favorite professional athlete,
> I'm going to go fill out that master's thesis survey about him.
That is fookin' unbelievable! I have _never_ seen someone move so
fast that their entire upper chest skeletal structure didn't have time
to respond!
I think the next person I see with one of those yellow wristbands is
going to get a bust in the mouth. It's a pandemic, I tell ya, and
it's gotta stop.
R
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