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Date: 30 Dec 2006 23:41:30
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Once again....
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Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
I'm going on the first post.
Magilla
Team Chiquita
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Date: 01 Jan 2007 04:07:01
From: Michael Press
Subject: Re: Once again....
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In article <eRKdnbw8vvHnogrYUSdV9g@ptd.net >,
MagillaGorilla <MagillaGorilla@zoo.com > wrote:
> Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
> pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
> badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
> Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
>
> I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
> just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
> Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
>
> You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
> I'm going on the first post.
We're all laughing with you. It's always the same:
every time we lap you, you're puking up your guts. See
you next time around, Mr. 99% human.
--
Michael Press
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 22:57:27
From: bjw@mambo.ucolick.org
Subject: Re: Once again....
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
> pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
> badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
> Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
>
> I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
> just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
> Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
>
> You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
> I'm going on the first post.
>
> Magilla
> Team Chiquita
Dude,
It's December 30th, for christ's sakes. Even the US
cross season is basically over. We have nothing to
talk about but LiveDRUNK jerseys and ape farts.
Wait, I know you. You're that guy that perpetually
attacks on an off-season easy-day training ride -
and then won't fucking stop yapping about his
massive prowess and victory at the coffee shop
afterwards, and telling us what your HRM reading was.
I'm gonna get you a late Christmas present, one of
those annoying bike computers that displays what
gear you're in, so you can talk about 53x15 or 53x17 too
and compare it to Furlan's gear on the Poggio.
Next year I'll get you a spinner so you can charge
up for posting to RBR.
Have a ball-dropping New Year,
Ben
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Date: 01 Jan 2007 17:32:00
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: Once again....
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bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>> Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
>> pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
>> badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
>> Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
>>
>> I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
>> just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
>> Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
>>
>> You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
>> I'm going on the first post.
>>
>> Magilla
>> Team Chiquita
>
> Dude,
>
> It's December 30th, for christ's sakes. Even the US
> cross season is basically over. We have nothing to
> talk about but LiveDRUNK jerseys and ape farts.
>
> Wait, I know you. You're that guy that perpetually
> attacks on an off-season easy-day training ride -
> and then won't fucking stop yapping about his
> massive prowess and victory at the coffee shop
> afterwards, and telling us what your HRM reading was.
>
> I'm gonna get you a late Christmas present, one of
> those annoying bike computers that displays what
> gear you're in, so you can talk about 53x15 or 53x17 too
> and compare it to Furlan's gear on the Poggio.
> Next year I'll get you a spinner so you can charge
> up for posting to RBR.
There you go. Pithy, compelling, concise. The exact opposite of
starting your own thread and then responding to it 15 times.
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 10:26:12
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Once again....
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
>> Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
>> pace.
bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> Wait, I know you. You're that guy that perpetually
> attacks on an off-season easy-day training ride -
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/anotherchancetosee/fatgorillasmall.jpg
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Date: 31 Dec 2006 06:49:20
From: Ryan Cousineau
Subject: Re: Once again....
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In article <eRKdnbw8vvHnogrYUSdV9g@ptd.net >,
MagillaGorilla <MagillaGorilla@zoo.com > wrote:
> Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
> pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
> badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
> Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
>
> I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
> just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
> Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
>
> You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
> I'm going on the first post.
>
>
> Magilla
> Team Chiquita
You are to usenet posts what Jonathan Page is to cyclocross.
--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos
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Date: 01 Jan 2007 12:53:40
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Re: Once again....
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Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> In article <eRKdnbw8vvHnogrYUSdV9g@ptd.net>,
> MagillaGorilla <MagillaGorilla@zoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Once again, in a matter of a couple days I come in here and dictate the
>>pace. I drive this peloton like some fucking Euro World Cup winner
>>badass with a 64 hematocrit. I just drop the hammer like Furlan on the
>>Poggio and it's like you people are all going backwards.
>>
>>I'm the closest thing to Eddy Merckx this newsgroup will ever see. I
>>just drop everyone and ride off the front all day long. I'm like
>>Landis going apeshit on stage 17 post after post.
>>
>>You people in here better make sure you drink your coke because tomorrow
>>I'm going on the first post.
>>
>>
>>Magilla
>>Team Chiquita
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>
> You are to usenet posts what Jonathan Page is to cyclocross.
>
Is there another division to usenet posts? If not, then I'm more like
Armstrong is to road racing.
Page is analogous to being the best guy in a thread that only a few
people participate in. Actually, he only gets like 9th in the thread
(see results from last year's worlds).
Thanks,
Magilla
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Date: 30 Dec 2006 21:35:03
From: Joe King
Subject: Re: Once again....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-7N28-COU4
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