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Date: 05 Oct 2007 15:51:03
From: Tina Kunich
Subject: RBR Research Findings
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La Jolla, California (5-October) Researchers at the National Institute of
Rec.Bicycles.Racing have discovered a gene which may determine how
predisposed people are towards such anxiety conditions as feminism,
obsessive-compulsive disorder, and parody.
When asked about the implications of finding this gene, Dr. Lynda Biking,
the leader of the National Institute of Rec.Bicycles.Racing team, responded,
"Get outta my way, asshole! You don't really care about the fucking
implications. Do You? Noooooo. You just wanna ask me some seemingly
innocuous question to catch me off guard and trip me up and make me say
something stupid that'll ruin my whole fucking career. Don't you! Yeah. I
know all about you slimeballs lurking out there using anonymous names!
You're just out for blood. My blood."
According to Tina Kunich, a bitter, feminist, he/she, cynical, pessimistic,
obsessive-compulsive, anxious paranoid from the Castro District in San
Francisco, California, who writes a daily lesbian column on the internet
(the world wide network of computer networks and pornography servers), "Man,
I knew it! -- I always knew there was this cabal of CIA-Mafia
Military-Industrial FBI-Moonie ATF Militia types who were out to get me --
conspiring since the beginning of time to keep the truth hidden from me and
from all of us. The truth that we could all be happy and cheery, like Lynda
Biking, or, at least, dynamic and sunny like the Magilla Gorilla. But,
nooooooo. They wanna see us suffer -- so they can feel superior..."
Though many other researchers in the field appear optimistic about the
discovery, Dr. Lynda Biking, who also discovered the feminist gene for De la
Turette's syndrome warned, "That Fucking asshole Kunich is just
bullshitting. Fuck his/her piece of shit lesbian satire column. The
scumbag. He/she's fucking lying out his/her ass. That shit-eating
slimebucket doesn't do jack fucking shit!"
The gene is also believed to cause extremely disturbed people to like take
newsgroup stories about cold sores and try to trash the fucking shit out of
it because they are so fucking bored with the bullshit, pabulum, lies,
distortions, and politically self-serving priorities displayed endlessly,
self-righteously, disingenuously and hypocritically by the media, corporate
leaders and all public people and members of all elites.
"With the gene for being an asshole already firmly under our belts," Dr.
Lynda Biking was heard to say privately to a female reporter she was hitting
on, "And now with the gene for being an uptight, paranoid, jittery, nervous
wreck close at hand, I think we can pretty much claim a thorough
understanding of all human psychology and all human behavior and all human
motivation."
Oh yeah. -- According to Louis Pasteur or Jonas Salk or somebody, it turns
out that "most people, in fact, have the 'nervous' version of this gene, so,
in the end, it really doesn't mean jack fucking shit."
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Date: 05 Oct 2007 23:50:23
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: RBR Research Findings
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Tina Kunich wrote:
> La Jolla, California (5-October) Researchers at the National Institute
> of Rec.Bicycles.Racing have discovered a gene which may determine how
> predisposed people are towards such anxiety conditions as feminism,
> obsessive-compulsive disorder, and parody.
>
> When asked about the implications of finding this gene, Dr. Lynda
> Biking, the leader of the National Institute of Rec.Bicycles.Racing
> team, responded, "Get outta my way, asshole! You don't really care
> about the fucking implications. Do You? Noooooo. You just wanna ask
> me some seemingly innocuous question to catch me off guard and trip me
> up and make me say something stupid that'll ruin my whole fucking
> career. Don't you! Yeah. I know all about you slimeballs lurking
> out there using anonymous names! You're just out for blood. My
> blood."
>
> According to Tina Kunich, a bitter, feminist, he/she, cynical,
> pessimistic, obsessive-compulsive, anxious paranoid from the Castro
> District in San Francisco, California, who writes a daily lesbian
> column on the internet (the world wide network of computer networks
> and pornography servers), "Man, I knew it! -- I always knew there was
> this cabal of CIA-Mafia Military-Industrial FBI-Moonie ATF Militia
> types who were out to get me -- conspiring since the beginning of
> time to keep the truth hidden from me and from all of us. The truth
> that we could all be happy and cheery, like Lynda Biking, or, at
> least, dynamic and sunny like the Magilla Gorilla. But, nooooooo.
> They wanna see us suffer -- so they can feel superior..."
>
> Though many other researchers in the field appear optimistic about the
> discovery, Dr. Lynda Biking, who also discovered the feminist gene for
> De la Turette's syndrome warned, "That Fucking asshole Kunich is just
> bullshitting. Fuck his/her piece of shit lesbian satire column. The
> scumbag. He/she's fucking lying out his/her ass. That shit-eating
> slimebucket doesn't do jack fucking shit!"
>
> The gene is also believed to cause extremely disturbed people to like
> take newsgroup stories about cold sores and try to trash the fucking
> shit out of it because they are so fucking bored with the bullshit,
> pabulum, lies, distortions, and politically self-serving priorities
> displayed endlessly, self-righteously, disingenuously and
> hypocritically by the media, corporate leaders and all public people
> and members of all elites.
>
> "With the gene for being an asshole already firmly under our belts,"
> Dr. Lynda Biking was heard to say privately to a female reporter she
> was hitting on, "And now with the gene for being an uptight, paranoid,
> jittery, nervous wreck close at hand, I think we can pretty much claim
> a thorough understanding of all human psychology and all human
> behavior and all human motivation."
>
> Oh yeah. -- According to Louis Pasteur or Jonas Salk or somebody, it
> turns out that "most people, in fact, have the 'nervous' version of
> this gene, so, in the end, it really doesn't mean jack fucking shit."
>
>
>
Tina:
Are you hot?
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Bill Asher
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Date: 05 Oct 2007 17:03:53
From: Tina Kunich
Subject: Re: RBR Research Findings
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Bill:
You are so sexist do you know that? The only time you talk about women's
cycling is when you talk about women's cycling. Maybe it would be better if
you talked about the racing!! If I was Laura Van Gilder I would personally
kick your skinny little ass!!!! You'd probably like that, wouldn't you? Do
you shave your legs? Do women shave their legs? Are you a woman? How far
up do you shave your legs??? Have you ever shaved your gouch patch???
With All My Feminist Love, etc.
Tina
"William Asher" <gcnp58@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:Xns99C0AB5075C3DFkldeltaC@130.133.1.4...
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> Tina:
>
> Are you hot?
>
> --
> Bill Asher
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Date: 06 Oct 2007 00:40:00
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: RBR Research Findings
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Tina Kunich wrote:
> You are so sexist do you know that? The only time you talk about
> women's cycling is when you talk about women's cycling. Maybe it
> would be better if you talked about the racing!! If I was Laura Van
> Gilder I would personally kick your skinny little ass!!!! You'd
> probably like that, wouldn't you? Do you shave your legs? Do women
> shave their legs? Are you a woman? How far up do you shave your
> legs??? Have you ever shaved your gouch patch???
I dunno what it is, maybe the multiple punctuation marks, but your use of
the term "gouch patch," which normally I find unattractive in men posing as
women on the internet, is making me want you more rather than turning me
off.
In my defense, I hardly ever talk about bicycle racing at all. I post here
because Kunich's mother pays me to play with him. It's good work if you
can get it.
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Bill Asher
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