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Date: 23 May 2007 07:09:05
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Subject: Re: If Johnny Cochran Was Still Here...
On May 23, 6:56 am, Doug Taylor <dtay...@dreamscape.com > wrote:
> On 22 May 2007 22:05:51 -0700, wimpyVO2 <wimpyVO2...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >...he'd say, "If the batch doesn't fit, you must acquit."
>
> >Dr. Simon Davis made LNDD look bad today. Test results with missing or
> >batch numbers out of sequence. Magnets placed where they aren't
> >supposed to be, skewing the ion field. A manual which says to operate
> >at 2 to 4 x 10-6 mbar, Mongongue operates it at 6 x 10-6. Pressures
> >that vary from sample to sample.
>
> >Reminds me of high school chemistry. Just mix stuff until you get the
> >"right" result.
>
> There you go. Perfect analogy: O.J. and Floyd
>
> 1) Obviously guilty perp.
>
> 2) Perp's personal explanation of what "really" happened utterly
> absurd.
>
> 3) Perp lawyers-up with high paid suits to obfuscate the facts and the
> science.
>
> 4) Character assassination of witnesses.
>
> 5) Big time publicity campaign to sway credulous public opinion.
>
> 6) Partisan shills jumping on the bandwagon.
>
> This is the FACT: Anyone who NEEDS a lawyer like Johnny Cochran to
> "get them off" is guilty as sin, and if they get off, they'll be
> respected among people with brains just about as much as O.J. is now.
>
> But there are tons of morons out there who insist to this day that
> O.J. was innocent and the "real killers" never got caught.
>
> Dream on, people.

You're forgetting something, something very crucial: they couldn't
fabricate the death of OJ's wife. She really was dead, no question
about it. As for positive test results, well...

Fred





 
Date: 23 May 2007 17:26:58
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: If Johnny Cochran Was Still Here...
fred.garvin wrote:
> You're forgetting something, something very crucial: they couldn't
> fabricate the death of OJ's wife. She really was dead, no question
> about it. As for positive test results, well...

How do you tell the difference between a corpse and a blonde ?



  
Date: 23 May 2007 12:46:29
From: Curtis L. Russell
Subject: Re: If Johnny Cochran Was Still Here...
On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:26:58 +0200, Donald Munro
<fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote:

>How do you tell the difference between a corpse and a blonde ?

If you talk to a blonde, you have to speak slowly and use small words:
for a corpse, it doesn't make any difference.

A blonde and a lawyer were on a plane and the lawyer said, "Look, to
pass the time, let's play a game. I'll ask you a question and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me and then you ask me a question and
the same thing. Since I'm a lawyer and you're a blonde, to make it
fair, you pay me $ 5 and I'll pay you $ 50."

So his first questions was, what's the distance between the earth and
the closest star. The blonde didn't know, hands him $ 5. Then she
asked him, "What has three legs going up a hill and four coming down?"
He thinks and thinks, then concedes defeat and hands her $ 50. There's
a long pause, then he blurts out, "OK, what's the answer?" She hands
him $ 5.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...