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Date: 16 Jan 2007 22:58:30
From: bjw@mambo.ucolick.org
Subject: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/jan07/jan15news

scroll down to "US man records 'record' stationary ride"

Come back Sahan, all is forgiven. Years ago, a then-RBR regular
claimed that a 7 hour trainer ride would be tolerable if you just
watched enough Tour videos. After all, we've all ridden seven hours
on the road, yes?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/2c34c43194430b4f
He was roundly mocked. But now cyclingnews reports,

49 year old George Hood spent 85 hours on a stationary bike ...
Hood was allowed a five minute break every for every hour of riding,
and took a few naps during his record ride, but was still dangerously
fatigued at the end of his ride ... During his ride, Hood, a Drug
Enforcement Adminstration supervisor, averaged 20.5 km/h and
covered more than 1,600 kilometers [to raise $25k for charity]

All I can say is we owe Sahan an apology, and I hope George
Hood had a dip into the DEA evidence locker before doing
something this consciousness-altering.

Trainah Hatah,
Ben





 
Date: 17 Jan 2007 17:27:04
From: bjw@mambo.ucolick.org
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:
> bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/jan07/jan15news
> >
> > scroll down to "US man records 'record' stationary ride"
> >
> > Come back Sahan, all is forgiven. Years ago, a then-RBR regular
> > claimed that a 7 hour trainer ride would be tolerable if you just
> > watched enough Tour videos. After all, we've all ridden seven hours
> > on the road, yes?
> > http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/2c34c43194430b4f
>
> I like Sahan's assertion that most rbr regulars have done 7+ hour
> rides. I doubt it's more than 20%.

Yeah, but in 2000, rbr was different; everybody did 7 hour rides
in between 7 hour posting sessions.
<Kunich >
That was before the Philly gang ruined rbr forever.
</Kunich >
Disturbingly, I can see at least 5 people in that thread who are still
active. I guess there reallly isn't any other place that will tolerate
us.

Anyway, 7 hour road rides are nothing special. We all did that
while training for the rbr FRAAM team (didn't you get the memo?)
But how many rbr regulars have done 7 hour track rides?

not me,
Ben



  
Date: 18 Jan 2007 09:59:19
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> But how many rbr regulars have done 7 hour track rides?

There have been reports of a gorilla riding round and round a track on a
unicycle grunting something about proving those rbr
flat-earth-faster-corner types wrong.



 
Date: 17 Jan 2007 11:59:47
From: ronaldo_jeremiah
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/jan07/jan15news
>
> scroll down to "US man records 'record' stationary ride"
>
> Come back Sahan, all is forgiven. Years ago, a then-RBR regular
> claimed that a 7 hour trainer ride would be tolerable if you just
> watched enough Tour videos. After all, we've all ridden seven hours
> on the road, yes?
> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/2c34c43194430b4f

I like Sahan's assertion that most rbr regulars have done 7+ hour
rides. I doubt it's more than 20%.

-rj



 
Date: 17 Jan 2007 05:36:16
From: yeahyeah
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/jan07/jan15news
>
> scroll down to "US man records 'record' stationary ride"
>
> Come back Sahan, all is forgiven. Years ago, a then-RBR regular
> claimed that a 7 hour trainer ride would be tolerable if you just
> watched enough Tour videos. After all, we've all ridden seven hours
> on the road, yes?
> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/2c34c43194430b4f
> He was roundly mocked. But now cyclingnews reports,
>
> 49 year old George Hood spent 85 hours on a stationary bike ...
> Hood was allowed a five minute break every for every hour of riding,
> and took a few naps during his record ride, but was still dangerously
> fatigued at the end of his ride ... During his ride, Hood, a Drug
> Enforcement Adminstration supervisor, averaged 20.5 km/h and
> covered more than 1,600 kilometers [to raise $25k for charity]
>
> All I can say is we owe Sahan an apology, and I hope George
> Hood had a dip into the DEA evidence locker before doing
> something this consciousness-altering.
>
> Trainah Hatah,
> Ben

Let's at least hope he had some lidocaine injected into his buttocks.
I can't imagine the pain of 85 hours in the saddle, much less a Lemond
spin bike... at least he had the internet to keep him company:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/14/stationary.bike.ap/index.html
He was probably reading r.b.r, don't you think?



  
Date: 18 Jan 2007 05:43:28
From: Michael Press
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
In article
<1169040976.538756.35920@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com >,
"yeahyeah" <pedalchick@hotmail.com > wrote:

> bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/jan07/jan15news
> >
> > scroll down to "US man records 'record' stationary ride"
> >
> > Come back Sahan, all is forgiven. Years ago, a then-RBR regular
> > claimed that a 7 hour trainer ride would be tolerable if you just
> > watched enough Tour videos. After all, we've all ridden seven hours
> > on the road, yes?
> > http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/2c34c43194430b4f
> > He was roundly mocked. But now cyclingnews reports,
> >
> > 49 year old George Hood spent 85 hours on a stationary bike ...
> > Hood was allowed a five minute break every for every hour of riding,
> > and took a few naps during his record ride, but was still dangerously
> > fatigued at the end of his ride ... During his ride, Hood, a Drug
> > Enforcement Adminstration supervisor, averaged 20.5 km/h and
> > covered more than 1,600 kilometers [to raise $25k for charity]
> >
> > All I can say is we owe Sahan an apology, and I hope George
> > Hood had a dip into the DEA evidence locker before doing
> > something this consciousness-altering.
> >
> > Trainah Hatah,
> > Ben
>
> Let's at least hope he had some lidocaine injected into his buttocks.
> I can't imagine the pain of 85 hours in the saddle, much less a Lemond
> spin bike... at least he had the internet to keep him company:
> http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/14/stationary.bike.ap/index.html
> He was probably reading r.b.r, don't you think?

Just about had time for the two guns thread.

--
Michael Press


  
Date: 17 Jan 2007 23:32:56
From: Steve
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse

> >
> > All I can say is we owe Sahan an apology, and I hope George
> > Hood had a dip into the DEA evidence locker before doing
> > something this consciousness-altering.
> >
> > Trainah Hatah,
> > Ben
>
> Let's at least hope he had some lidocaine injected into his buttocks.
> I can't imagine the pain of 85 hours in the saddle, much less a Lemond
> spin bike... at least he had the internet to keep him company:
> http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/14/stationary.bike.ap/index.html
> He was probably reading r.b.r, don't you think?
>
He is a DEA agent. By definition one tough cookie. He found a novel way of
raising money.
Maybe he should bust some dealers of PEDs to cyclists. Do you know of any
names that I can send to him ? I am a DEA colleague of his.




   
Date: 18 Jan 2007 08:28:06
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
Steve wrote:
>>> All I can say is we owe Sahan an apology, and I hope George
>>> Hood had a dip into the DEA evidence locker before doing
>>> something this consciousness-altering.
>>>
>>> Trainah Hatah,
>>> Ben
>> Let's at least hope he had some lidocaine injected into his buttocks.
>> I can't imagine the pain of 85 hours in the saddle, much less a Lemond
>> spin bike... at least he had the internet to keep him company:
>> http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/14/stationary.bike.ap/index.html
>> He was probably reading r.b.r, don't you think?
>>
> He is a DEA agent. By definition one tough cookie. He found a novel way of
> raising money.
> Maybe he should bust some dealers of PEDs to cyclists. Do you know of any
> names that I can send to him ? I am a DEA colleague of his.

In RBR, we suspect everyone...


    
Date: 18 Jan 2007 20:57:07
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
Fred Fredburger wrote:
> In RBR, we suspect everyone...

What, even Lafferty.



     
Date: 18 Jan 2007 16:16:50
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
Donald Munro wrote:
> Fred Fredburger wrote:
>> In RBR, we suspect everyone...
>
> What, even Lafferty.
>

We suspect no one more than Lafferty. No clean person could possibly be
as offended by imaginary illegal doping as he is. I'm not sure what
he's on but he's obviously on something.


  
Date: 17 Jan 2007 16:00:19
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Signs of the Spinner Apocalypse
yeahyeah wrote:
> He was probably reading r.b.r, don't you think?

In that case they should add a few hours onto his record.