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Date: 07 Jan 2007 20:55:01
From: Bob Schwartz
Subject: Trolling for primates
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Dumbasses,
The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
it doggedly.
He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
screw with.
As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
prodding. So his troll index sucks.
If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
dumbass for doing it.
Bob Schwartz
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 18:38:45
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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Bob Schwartz wrote:
> Dumbasses,
>
> The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> it doggedly.
<snip >
I think it would have been more effective if it had been written in
english.
--
Bill Asher
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 00:25:35
From: Phil Holman
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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"Bob Schwartz" <bob.schwartz@REMOVEsbcglobal.net > wrote in message
news:uoioh.11928$ZT3.4646@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com...
> Dumbasses,
>
> The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> it doggedly.
>
> He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> screw with.
>
> As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> prodding. So his troll index sucks.
>
> If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> dumbass for doing it.
>
Ah yes, when you argue with a fool, chances are he is doing exactly the
same.
Phil H
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Date: 07 Jan 2007 21:09:46
From: bdbafh
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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DA74 wrote:
> Bob Schwartz wrote:
> > Dumbasses,
> >
> > The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> > but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> > it doggedly.
> >
> > He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> > believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> > screw with.
> >
> > As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> > amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> > prodding. So his troll index sucks.
> >
> > If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> > of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> > Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> > dumbass for doing it.
> >
> > Bob Schwartz
>
> Weak post. Full of BS.
>
> DA74
try again, this time with more feeling.
-bdbafh
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 00:10:45
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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In article <1168232986.004294.52430@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com >,
"bdbafh" <bdbafh@gmail.com > wrote:
> DA74 wrote:
> > Bob Schwartz wrote:
> > > Dumbasses,
> > >
> > > The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> > > but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> > > it doggedly.
> > >
> > > He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> > > believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> > > screw with.
> > >
> > > As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> > > amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> > > prodding. So his troll index sucks.
> > >
> > > If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> > > of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> > > Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> > > dumbass for doing it.
> > >
> > > Bob Schwartz
> >
> > Weak post. Full of BS.
> >
> > DA74
>
> try again, this time with more feeling.
"Oh 'Grilla, your eyes are like two limpid pools of 10W-40. Your skin is like
rich Corinthian leather and your lips are like two nightcrawlers making love in a
peat bog..."
(tip o' the hat to Tesco Vee)
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 04:59:21
From: Michael Press
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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In article
<uoioh.11928$ZT3.4646@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com >,
Bob Schwartz <bob.schwartz@REMOVEsbcglobal.net >
wrote:
> Dumbasses,
>
> The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> it doggedly.
>
> He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> screw with.
>
> As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> prodding. So his troll index sucks.
>
> If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> dumbass for doing it.
Not a problem.
--
Michael Press
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Date: 07 Jan 2007 19:10:32
From: DA74
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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Bob Schwartz wrote:
> Dumbasses,
>
> The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> it doggedly.
>
> He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> screw with.
>
> As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> prodding. So his troll index sucks.
>
> If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> dumbass for doing it.
>
> Bob Schwartz
Weak post. Full of BS.
DA74
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 00:10:43
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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In article <1168225831.854632.254800@11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com >,
"DA74" <davidastor74@hotmail.com > wrote:
> Bob Schwartz wrote:
> > Dumbasses,
> >
> > The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
> > but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
> > it doggedly.
> >
> > He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
> > believe any of the shit he writes. He's just seeing who he can
> > screw with.
> >
> > As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
> > amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
> > prodding. So his troll index sucks.
> >
> > If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
> > of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
> > Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
> > dumbass for doing it.
> >
> > Bob Schwartz
>
>
> Weak post. Full of BS.
>
> DA74
You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the object of
your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come out of the
closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also be so besotted with a
male of another species is really daring. Let your freak flag fly, young, err, man!
http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 10:58:37
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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DA74 wrote:
>> Weak post. Full of BS.
Howard Kveck wrote:
> You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the object of
> your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come out of the
> closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also be so besotted with a
> male of another species is really daring. Let your freak flag fly, young, err, man!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn
http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bin/viewjoke2.cgi?id=20030531
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Date: 08 Jan 2007 07:33:17
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: Trolling for primates
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Donald Munro wrote:
> DA74 wrote:
>>> Weak post. Full of BS.
>
> Howard Kveck wrote:
>> You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the
>> object of
>> your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come
>> out of the closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also
>> be so besotted with a male of another species is really daring. Let your
>> freak flag fly, young, err, man!
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn
>
> http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bin/viewjoke2.cgi?id=20030531
Cute, but the gorillas lack the necessary equipment. Their penises are
notoriously small:
http://www.wweek.com/html2/love.html
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