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Date: 31 May 2007 23:22:53
From: SandM
Subject: giro nose job ?
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What is with his nose ?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07/giro0717/fs026
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 14:35:15
From: Marian
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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On Jun 1, 12:58 pm, RonSonic <ronso...@tampabay.rr.com > wrote:
> I like monkeys
You are a sick sick man. Did you write that spur of the moment?
-M
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 20:45:49
From: RonSonic
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:35:15 -0000, Marian <marian.rosenberg@gmail.com > wrote:
>On Jun 1, 12:58 pm, RonSonic <ronso...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
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>> I like monkeys
>
>You are a sick sick man. Did you write that spur of the moment?
No, I lack that sort of off-hand, twisted brilliance it's just one of those
things getting passed around teh internets. I'd just gotten it from someone at
work the other day and the "don't rent" line brought it to mind. If you google
any part of that you'll be amazed at how far it's gotten.
Ron
Ron
Effect pedal demo's up at http://www.soundclick.com/ronsonicpedalry
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Date: 31 May 2007 20:56:39
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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In article <ieOdnRo7zN4aEsLbnZ2dnUVZ_sSmnZ2d@comcast.com >,
"SandM" <h90943@hotmail.commie > wrote:
> What is with his nose ?
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07
> /giro0717/fs026
He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.
http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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Date: 02 Jun 2007 04:20:52
From: Caroline
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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"Howard Kveck" <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com > wrote in message
news:YOURhoward-509CCE.20563931052007@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <ieOdnRo7zN4aEsLbnZ2dnUVZ_sSmnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> "SandM" <h90943@hotmail.commie> wrote:
>
>> What is with his nose ?
>> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07
>> /giro0717/fs026
>
> He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.
>
> http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp
>
Will doping never end!
Caroline
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 19:03:11
From: Marlene Blanshay
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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Howard Kveck wrote:
> In article <ieOdnRo7zN4aEsLbnZ2dnUVZ_sSmnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> "SandM" <h90943@hotmail.commie> wrote:
>
>> What is with his nose ?
>> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07
>> /giro0717/fs026
>
> He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.
>
> http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp
>
i call them "nose bras"
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 21:40:20
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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In article <IA18i.25057$Pm5.129674@wagner.videotron.net >,
Marlene Blanshay <blanshay@videotron.ca > wrote:
> Howard Kveck wrote:
> > In article <ieOdnRo7zN4aEsLbnZ2dnUVZ_sSmnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> > "SandM" <h90943@hotmail.commie> wrote:
> >
> >> What is with his nose ?
> >> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/gir
> >> o07
> >> /giro0717/fs026
> >
> > He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.
> >
> > http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp
> >
> i call them "nose bras"
Heh, "lift and separate!"
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 00:58:47
From: RonSonic
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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On Thu, 31 May 2007 20:56:39 -0700, Howard Kveck <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com >
wrote:
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> Never take a tenant with a monkey.
http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt
I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys
Ron
Effect pedal demo's up at http://www.soundclick.com/ronsonicpedalry
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Date: 01 Jun 2007 21:39:29
From: Howard Kveck
Subject: Re: giro nose job ?
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In article <jq9v531d7gfo6poql5cl6drqai02g0acv6@4ax.com >,
RonSonic <ronsonic@tampabay.rr.com > wrote:
> On Thu, 31 May 2007 20:56:39 -0700, Howard Kveck <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> > Never take a tenant with a monkey.
>
> http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt
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> I LIKE MONKEYS
> I like monkeys.
Heehee... Now that's just silly - not at all like the sensible thing I had there
(heh).
I'm not your monkey boy
I'm not your little toy
I won't just dance for you
Just cuz you tell me to
Monkey boy! (monkey boy)
Monkey boy! (monkey boy)
I'm not your plaything
To lead around by a nose ring
I'm not your instrument
For you to implement
Etc...
"Monkey Boy", M.I.R.V.
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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