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Date: 13 Mar 2007 01:43:31
From: Kurgan Gringioni
Subject: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=3Dnews/2007/07/13news Page close to deal with Sunweb-Blowjob By Brecht Decaluw=E9 US rider Jonathan Page Photo =A9: AFP Cyclo-crosser Jonathan Page is reportedly close to inking a deal with Belgian team Sunweb-Blowjob after a tumultuous season where the American was beset by a serious shoulder injury but returned to take a dramatic second place at the World Championships in January. Page, a multiple US National Champion, started his comeback at the end of December, racing independently with the support of small Belgian company Morgan Blue. But since his silver medal in Hooglede-Gits, Page has attracted offers from several teams and individual sponsors. "When the season was over we decided to hire Paul De Geyter [a Belgian agent] to help me out," Page told Cyclingnews. "Actually I haven't signed anything yet but if the deal's on then I'm a Sunweb rider for one year and a half, so from July until the end of February 2009." The Sunweb Blowjob team was only founded in January this year but is aiming to rival two of the sport's biggest names: Fidea and Rabobank. However, their first months in cyclo-cross have not gone smoothly with team leader Sven Vanthourenhout unable to live up to expectations, resulting in the search for a supporting team leader. "There's not too much available on the ket right now and we didn't have a foreign rider in our team just yet," explained team founder Jurgen Mettepenningen to Cyclingnews. "Page is interesting for us towards our material sponsors Ridley and Lazer as he is the ambassador of USA cyclo-cross. "The financial part has been discussed and we have a deal, now we only need to sign. Page confirmed after the World's so we hope that he can display that level again throughout the upcoming season." Former cyclo-cross world champion io De Clercq is Page's personal coach but also team manager for Sunweb-Blowjob and has therefore been an important link in courting the American rider. "Jonathan rode an excellent second part of the season and I strongly believe in him. If the team gets him we'll take a good step forward," said De Clercq. Given cyclo-cross' huge status in Belgium, local media questioned the team's other manager, Hans De Clercq, on why Sunweb would opt for a foreign rider. "io [De Clercq] knows Page very well and he said that he can still make some progression as he didn't live for the sport in the past," noted Hans De Clercq to Sporza. "It's because we couldn't sign Richard Groenendaal that we decided to sign Page. But I'm convinced that Page can form a perfect partnership with Sven Vanthourenhout and Tom Vannoppen." Groenendaal's financial demands were reportedly too high with the Dutchman now opting for support from individual sponsors. Meanwhile, Page has been working hard on his Belgian home to prepare for the arrival of a second child next week. "By signing for this team, my wife Cori's visa problems could be solved as well, so that's the theory right now," explained Page. "Anyway, it would be good to ride for a team although I acknowledge there are negative sides about that as well." Asked for a response to Hans De Clercq's comments on whether he lived for cyclo-cross in the past, Page laughed, "People can have their comments... since my injury I've become more aware of my task on the bike, I've become more balanced."
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 14:28:53
From: Bret
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16, 2:08 pm, "RicodJour" <ricodj...@worldemail.com > wrote: > Bret wrote: > > On 16, 10:50 am, Curtis L. Russell <cur...@md-bicycling.org> > > wrote: > > > On 16 2007 10:00:17 -0700, "Bret" <bret.w...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > >> Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on main street in Boulder. > > > > >There is no Main St in Boulder. Maybe you meant Broadway? Pearl? > > > > His main street is lower case. Most places have at least one main > > > street, even if no Main Street. > > > That works for a small town, but not a city. I've never heard of Page > > even visiting Boulder, much less owning a city block. > > I'm afraid you're being a bit too literal. > > If I said, "I own you!", after I kicked your ass in a race (we both > know you'd probably drop me like a fookin' stone, but work with me > here), you wouldn't think that I actually owned you. Slavery is > illegal or heavily fined or something. So when Page "owns" a city > block, it means he can kick riding ass on anyone who lives on that > block. See? > > R That seems like a stretch. Why Boulder? Bret
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 14:08:56
From: RicodJour
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Bret wrote: > On 16, 10:50 am, Curtis L. Russell <cur...@md-bicycling.org> > wrote: > > On 16 2007 10:00:17 -0700, "Bret" <bret.w...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > >> Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on main street in Boulder. > > > > >There is no Main St in Boulder. Maybe you meant Broadway? Pearl? > > > > His main street is lower case. Most places have at least one main > > street, even if no Main Street. > > That works for a small town, but not a city. I've never heard of Page > even visiting Boulder, much less owning a city block. I'm afraid you're being a bit too literal. If I said, "I own you!", after I kicked your ass in a race (we both know you'd probably drop me like a fookin' stone, but work with me here), you wouldn't think that I actually owned you. Slavery is illegal or heavily fined or something. So when Page "owns" a city block, it means he can kick riding ass on anyone who lives on that block. See? R
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 14:01:21
From: Bret
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16, 10:50 am, Curtis L. Russell <cur...@md-bicycling.org > wrote: > On 16 2007 10:00:17 -0700, "Bret" <bret.w...@gmail.com> wrote: > > >> 1. House in the states? Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on > >> main street in Boulder. > > >There is no Main St in Boulder. Maybe you meant Broadway? Pearl? > > His main street is lower case. Most places have at least one main > street, even if no Main Street. That works for a small town, but not a city. I've never heard of Page even visiting Boulder, much less owning a city block. Bret
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 13:52:02
From: Bill C
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16, 4:23 pm, "RicodJour" <ricodj...@worldemail.com > wrote: > Bill C wrote: > > > I'd pay to see Kunich, Ed Asner, and Mike Farrell locked together for > > a debate. > > Why would a hockey player have anything to add in a debate?http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/SearchPlayer.... > > Or did you mean the Mike Farrell who is infamous for his BJ?http://www.answers.com/topic/bjhunnicut-jpeg > > I think it would be more interesting to watch TK debate himselves. > That would be something to watch. I'd give good odds that it'd end in > a fist fight with him knocking himselves out. > > R Yeah, the MASH guy. He's a formidable advocate for basically left philosophy. No Hollywood moron in him. I don't agree with him much but he's incredibly well informed, st, and great at debate. I feel the same about Asner, just a little less strongly. Either, even just the names, should have TK foaming at the mouth without even saying a word. I'd love to see TK's various expert personalities debate each other too. I'm betting your right on the result. Bill C
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 13:23:00
From: RicodJour
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Bill C wrote: > > I'd pay to see Kunich, Ed Asner, and Mike Farrell locked together for > a debate. Why would a hockey player have anything to add in a debate? http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/SearchPlayer.jsp?player=17733 Or did you mean the Mike Farrell who is infamous for his BJ? http://www.answers.com/topic/bjhunnicut-jpeg I think it would be more interesting to watch TK debate himselves. That would be something to watch. I'd give good odds that it'd end in a fist fight with him knocking himselves out. R
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Date: 17 Mar 2007 13:19:58
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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RicodJour wrote: > I think it would be more interesting to watch TK debate himselves. > That would be something to watch. I'd give good odds that it'd end in > a fist fight with him knocking himselves out. Perhaps his system diagnostics support deadlock detection on multi-threaded contention. On the other hand if he's programmed in Perl, perhaps not.
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 12:58:31
From: Bill C
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16, 12:43 pm, William Asher <gcn...@yahoo.com > wrote: > derFah...@gmail.com wrote: > > >> In lue of intelligent thought eh? > > > I think he meant ",,, produce in loo of intelligent thought .." > > > must be where he does his best work. > > You are all missing the boat here. Tom is a *huge* y Tyler Moore Show > fan. The reference is "Lou is the fount of Intelligent Thought" after Lou > Grant, the gruff but lovable news editor who was always the voice of > reason and sanity. > > Let me know if you need me to decode any more Kunichisms for you. > > -- > Bill Asher I'd pay to see Kunich, Ed Asner, and Mike Farrell locked together for a debate. Bill C
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 12:44:37
From: SLAVE of THE STATE
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16, 1:02 am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com > wrote: > Fred Fredburger wrote: > > Sounds like something from a fantasy novel. Instead of "The One Ring" > > (thanks, wikipedia!), you could have "The Loo of Intelligent Thought". > > Sauron would spend his days in there, that's why he'd be such a tough > > adversary. > > After reading "The Loo of Intelligent Thought" you may experience the > unbearable lightness of being. Ironically, that is heavy stuff. I sprinkle lue on the top of my word salad, since it tends to float to the bottom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Ring "The One Ring was created by the Dark Lord Sauron during the Second Age in order to gain dominion over the free peoples of Middle-earth." One Ring - > Central Guvmint "The Ring appeared to be made of simple gold, but due to the vast power within it, it was impervious to damage. It could only be destroyed by throwing it into the pit of the volcanic Mount Doom where it had originally been forged." "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." "[D]espite its dangerous reputation, the Ring was not omnipotent, nor its power over other people's minds absolute."
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 10:10:01
From: RicodJour
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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William Asher wrote: > derFahrer@gmail.com wrote: > > > > >> In lue of intelligent thought eh? > > > > I think he meant ",,, produce in loo of intelligent thought .." > > > > must be where he does his best work. > > > > > > You are all missing the boat here. Tom is a *huge* y Tyler Moore Show > fan. The reference is "Lou is the fount of Intelligent Thought" after Lou > Grant, the gruff but lovable news editor who was always the voice of > reason and sanity. > > Let me know if you need me to decode any more Kunichisms for you. Now that you mention it, I can easily picture TK tossing his helmet...errr....cycling cap in the air and twirling around after every ride. Pardon me, I have to go hit myself in the head with a hammer until the mental image, or consciousness, goes away. R
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 17:29:49
From: Nev Shea
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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"RicodJour" <ricodjour@worldemail.com > wrote in news:1174065001.457108.118330@d57g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > Now that you mention it, I can easily picture TK tossing his > helmet...errr....cycling cap in the air and twirling around after > every ride. > > Pardon me, I have to go hit myself in the head with a hammer until the > mental image, or consciousness, goes away. Just remember to wear a helmet while hitting your head with the hammer. It will save your life. NS safety nazi
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 10:00:17
From: Bret
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 15, 3:34 pm, "jerry in vermont" <engenuity...@hotmail.com > wrote: > 1. House in the states? Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on > main street in Boulder. There is no Main St in Boulder. Maybe you meant Broadway? Pearl? Bret
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 13:50:26
From: Curtis L. Russell
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 16 2007 10:00:17 -0700, "Bret" <bret.wade@gmail.com > wrote: >> 1. House in the states? Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on >> main street in Boulder. > >There is no Main St in Boulder. Maybe you meant Broadway? Pearl? His main street is lower case. Most places have at least one main street, even if no Main Street. Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
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Date: 15 Mar 2007 19:16:04
From: derFahrer@gmail.com
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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> In lue of intelligent thought eh? I think he meant ",,, produce in loo of intelligent thought .." must be where he does his best work.
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 16:43:06
From: William Asher
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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derFahrer@gmail.com wrote: > >> In lue of intelligent thought eh? > > I think he meant ",,, produce in loo of intelligent thought .." > > must be where he does his best work. > > You are all missing the boat here. Tom is a *huge* y Tyler Moore Show fan. The reference is "Lou is the fount of Intelligent Thought" after Lou Grant, the gruff but lovable news editor who was always the voice of reason and sanity. Let me know if you need me to decode any more Kunichisms for you. -- Bill Asher
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 00:24:28
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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derFahrer@gmail.com wrote: >> In lue of intelligent thought eh? > > I think he meant ",,, produce in loo of intelligent thought .." > > must be where he does his best work. > > Sounds like something from a fantasy novel. Instead of "The One Ring" (thanks, wikipedia!), you could have "The Loo of Intelligent Thought". Sauron would spend his days in there, that's why he'd be such a tough adversary. It'd fit seamlessly into any Terry Pratchett novel, too. His stuff is already pretty much like this.
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 10:02:14
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Fred Fredburger wrote: > Sounds like something from a fantasy novel. Instead of "The One Ring" > (thanks, wikipedia!), you could have "The Loo of Intelligent Thought". > Sauron would spend his days in there, that's why he'd be such a tough > adversary. After reading "The Loo of Intelligent Thought" you may experience the unbearable lightness of being.
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Date: 17 Mar 2007 07:59:02
From: Fred Fredburger
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Donald Munro wrote: > Fred Fredburger wrote: >> Sounds like something from a fantasy novel. Instead of "The One Ring" >> (thanks, wikipedia!), you could have "The Loo of Intelligent Thought". >> Sauron would spend his days in there, that's why he'd be such a tough >> adversary. > > After reading "The Loo of Intelligent Thought" you may experience the > unbearable lightness of being. I may become enlightened?
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Date: 17 Mar 2007 18:17:58
From: Donald Munro
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Donald Munro wrote: >> After reading "The Loo of Intelligent Thought" you may experience the >> unbearable lightness of being. Fred Fredburger wrote: > I may become enlightened? You should check out the old Dave Bailey dump thread.
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Date: 16 Mar 2007 14:19:47
From: Tom Kunich
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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"Donald Munro" <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com > wrote in message news:45fa4fdf$0$21763$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com... > Fred Fredburger wrote: >> Sounds like something from a fantasy novel. Instead of "The One Ring" >> (thanks, wikipedia!), you could have "The Loo of Intelligent Thought". >> Sauron would spend his days in there, that's why he'd be such a tough >> adversary. > > After reading "The Loo of Intelligent Thought" you may experience the > unbearable lightness of being. Tell your mother hello for me.
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Date: 15 Mar 2007 16:40:13
From: Kurgan Gringioni
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 15, 3:03 pm, "Tom Kunich" <cyclintom@yahoo. com > wrote: > > Umm - Jerry - you're posting to a couple of the boards best known morons. If > they were confronted by the real Albert Schweitzer they'd deny his > existance. St ass postings are what they produce in lue of intelligent > thought. Dumbass - In lue of intelligent thought eh? lol! From: http://www.investorwords.com/2478/in_lieu_of.html in lieu of Definition: Instead of, in place of. <snip ><end>
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Date: 15 Mar 2007 15:34:57
From: jerry in vermont
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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On 13, 11:14 am, MagillaGorilla <MagillaGori...@zoo.com > wrote: > Kurgan Gringioni wrote: > > From: > >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=3Dnews/2007/07/13news > > > Page close to deal with Sunweb-Blowjob > > By Brecht Decaluw=E9 > > > US rider Jonathan Page > > Photo =A9: AFP > > Cyclo-crosser Jonathan Page is reportedly close to inking a deal with > > Belgian team Sunweb-Blowjob after a tumultuous season where the > > American was beset by a serious shoulder injury but returned to take a > > dramatic second place at the World Championships in January. > > > Page, a multiple US National Champion, started his comeback at the end > > of December, racing independently with the support of small Belgian > > company Morgan Blue. But since his silver medal in Hooglede-Gits, Page > > has attracted offers from several teams and individual sponsors. "When > > the season was over we decided to hire Paul De Geyter [a Belgian > > agent] to help me out," Page told Cyclingnews. "Actually I haven't > > signed anything yet but if the deal's on then I'm a Sunweb rider for > > one year and a half, so from July until the end of February 2009." > > > The Sunweb Blowjob team was only founded in January this year but is > > aiming to rival two of the sport's biggest names: Fidea and Rabobank. > > However, their first months in cyclo-cross have not gone smoothly with > > team leader Sven Vanthourenhout unable to live up to expectations, > > resulting in the search for a supporting team leader. "There's not too > > much available on the ket right now and we didn't have a foreign > > rider in our team just yet," explained team founder Jurgen > > Mettepenningen to Cyclingnews. "Page is interesting for us towards our > > material sponsors Ridley and Lazer as he is the ambassador of USA > > cyclo-cross. > > > "The financial part has been discussed and we have a deal, now we only > > need to sign. Page confirmed after the World's so we hope that he can > > display that level again throughout the upcoming season." > > > Former cyclo-cross world champion io De Clercq is Page's personal > > coach but also team manager for Sunweb-Blowjob and has therefore been > > an important link in courting the American rider. "Jonathan rode an > > excellent second part of the season and I strongly believe in him. If > > the team gets him we'll take a good step forward," said De Clercq. > > > Given cyclo-cross' huge status in Belgium, local media questioned the > > team's other manager, Hans De Clercq, on why Sunweb would opt for a > > foreign rider. "io [De Clercq] knows Page very well and he said > > that he can still make some progression as he didn't live for the > > sport in the past," noted Hans De Clercq to Sporza. "It's because we > > couldn't sign Richard Groenendaal that we decided to sign Page. But > > I'm convinced that Page can form a perfect partnership with Sven > > Vanthourenhout and Tom Vannoppen." > > > Groenendaal's financial demands were reportedly too high with the > > Dutchman now opting for support from individual sponsors. > > > Meanwhile, Page has been working hard on his Belgian home to prepare > > for the arrival of a second child next week. "By signing for this > > team, my wife Cori's visa problems could be solved as well, so that's > > the theory right now," explained Page. "Anyway, it would be good to > > ride for a team although I acknowledge there are negative sides about > > that as well." > > > Asked for a response to Hans De Clercq's comments on whether he lived > > for cyclo-cross in the past, Page laughed, "People can have their > > comments... since my injury I've become more aware of my task on the > > bike, I've become more balanced." > > Cool, now he can raise a second baby in Belgium and still pay property > taxes on his vacant house back in the U.S. And then when worlds comes > around in 2008, he can get his usual 23rd for Sunweb-Blowjob because it > is unlikely it will be another mudfest, which is really the only reason > Page did better than expected at worlds. > > Looks like Colavita axed him from their road team too. > > Magilla jesus at least TRY to get your facts straight. 1=2E House in the states? Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on main street in Boulder. 2=2E Mudfest? It was greasy in spots, sandy in others, dry and fast in others. People rarely changed bikes. Pretty well balanced course really. By all euro RIDER accounts, one of the physically hardest and most testing courses in many years. 3=2E I am self unemployed, thank you. J
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Date: 15 Mar 2007 23:03:49
From: Tom Kunich
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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"jerry in vermont" <engenuityinc@hotmail.com > wrote in message news:1173998097.204114.184210@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com... jesus at least TRY to get your facts straight. > 1. House in the states? Ummm, yah. I think he owns a whole block on > main street in Boulder. > 2. Mudfest? It was greasy in spots, sandy in others, dry and fast in > others. People rarely changed bikes. Pretty well balanced course > really. By all euro RIDER accounts, one of the physically hardest and > most testing courses in many years. > 3. I am self unemployed, thank you. Umm - Jerry - you're posting to a couple of the boards best known morons. If they were confronted by the real Albert Schweitzer they'd deny his existance. St ass postings are what they produce in lue of intelligent thought. You know that after the drugs start wearing off, these two are at the low points of their days.
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Date: 13 Mar 2007 12:14:40
From: MagillaGorilla
Subject: Re: jerry in vermont must work for this company
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Kurgan Gringioni wrote: > From: > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2007/07/13news > > Page close to deal with Sunweb-Blowjob > By Brecht Decaluwé > > US rider Jonathan Page > Photo ©: AFP > Cyclo-crosser Jonathan Page is reportedly close to inking a deal with > Belgian team Sunweb-Blowjob after a tumultuous season where the > American was beset by a serious shoulder injury but returned to take a > dramatic second place at the World Championships in January. > > Page, a multiple US National Champion, started his comeback at the end > of December, racing independently with the support of small Belgian > company Morgan Blue. But since his silver medal in Hooglede-Gits, Page > has attracted offers from several teams and individual sponsors. "When > the season was over we decided to hire Paul De Geyter [a Belgian > agent] to help me out," Page told Cyclingnews. "Actually I haven't > signed anything yet but if the deal's on then I'm a Sunweb rider for > one year and a half, so from July until the end of February 2009." > > The Sunweb Blowjob team was only founded in January this year but is > aiming to rival two of the sport's biggest names: Fidea and Rabobank. > However, their first months in cyclo-cross have not gone smoothly with > team leader Sven Vanthourenhout unable to live up to expectations, > resulting in the search for a supporting team leader. "There's not too > much available on the ket right now and we didn't have a foreign > rider in our team just yet," explained team founder Jurgen > Mettepenningen to Cyclingnews. "Page is interesting for us towards our > material sponsors Ridley and Lazer as he is the ambassador of USA > cyclo-cross. > > "The financial part has been discussed and we have a deal, now we only > need to sign. Page confirmed after the World's so we hope that he can > display that level again throughout the upcoming season." > > Former cyclo-cross world champion io De Clercq is Page's personal > coach but also team manager for Sunweb-Blowjob and has therefore been > an important link in courting the American rider. "Jonathan rode an > excellent second part of the season and I strongly believe in him. If > the team gets him we'll take a good step forward," said De Clercq. > > Given cyclo-cross' huge status in Belgium, local media questioned the > team's other manager, Hans De Clercq, on why Sunweb would opt for a > foreign rider. "io [De Clercq] knows Page very well and he said > that he can still make some progression as he didn't live for the > sport in the past," noted Hans De Clercq to Sporza. "It's because we > couldn't sign Richard Groenendaal that we decided to sign Page. But > I'm convinced that Page can form a perfect partnership with Sven > Vanthourenhout and Tom Vannoppen." > > Groenendaal's financial demands were reportedly too high with the > Dutchman now opting for support from individual sponsors. > > Meanwhile, Page has been working hard on his Belgian home to prepare > for the arrival of a second child next week. "By signing for this > team, my wife Cori's visa problems could be solved as well, so that's > the theory right now," explained Page. "Anyway, it would be good to > ride for a team although I acknowledge there are negative sides about > that as well." > > Asked for a response to Hans De Clercq's comments on whether he lived > for cyclo-cross in the past, Page laughed, "People can have their > comments... since my injury I've become more aware of my task on the > bike, I've become more balanced." > Cool, now he can raise a second baby in Belgium and still pay property taxes on his vacant house back in the U.S. And then when worlds comes around in 2008, he can get his usual 23rd for Sunweb-Blowjob because it is unlikely it will be another mudfest, which is really the only reason Page did better than expected at worlds. Looks like Colavita axed him from their road team too. Magilla
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