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Date: 03 Jun 2007 04:04:14
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
> tiny dick in public.
What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
glimpse of it.
Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
your idiocy,
childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
And you probably dress funny, too.
There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
about you.
You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
horoscope is rarely accurate.
You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
condom and flushed down a toilet.
You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
others as you do. Go away.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
up,
drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality
forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, and puerile.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 06 Jun 2007 17:28:50
From: Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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On Jun 4, 8:51 am, gotbent wrote:
> Edward Dolan wrote in message
>
> news:Br2dnRyDRfa8HP7bnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> > Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman wrote in message
> >news:1180925259.164962.146190@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> >> On Jun 3, 9:27 pm, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>
> >>> Thank you for reading the above message so carefully. You are a GREAT
> >>> MAN
> >>> like ME and one in a million! Most will think I do not mean what I say,
> >>> when
> >>> of course I mean exactly what I say, especially in regard to Doug
> >>> Taylor, a
> >>> man who has nothing on his minuscule brain except fucking and penis
> >>> size.
> >>> But is this not that true of all liberals who inhabit the land of the
> >>> free
> >>> and the home of the brave? Liberals are all besotted and deserving of
> >>> being
> >>> put to death by burning at the stake. Where the hell is the Spanish
> >>> Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
>
> >> [Jarring chord]
>
> >> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
> >> surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons
> >> are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons
> >> are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical
> >> devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....
> >> amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... -
> >> Cardinal Ximinez.
>
> > Your Cardinal Ximinez and I are kindred sprits. Oh, to go forth and to
> > slaughter liberals right and left would be such a joy to my spirit. Yea, I
> > would not only delight in slaughtering them but afterwards I would piss on
> > their graves. Let me tell you, life does not get any better than that.
> > Well, I can dream, can't I?
>
> > Regards,
>
> > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> > aka
> > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> Mr. Sunset is referring to (one of) the Monty Python sketches.
>
> Cardinal Fang, bring on the overstuffed chair.
So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions.
Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! Now. You will
stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at
eleven...
- Cardinal Ximinez
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Date: 06 Jun 2007 06:01:58
From: Bob Dole
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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On Jun 6, 6:33 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net > wrote:
> Pat of Texas is one of the dumbest Texans who has ever lived.
Too much competition for that title.
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 19:47:39
From: Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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On Jun 3, 9:27 pm, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>
> Thank you for reading the above message so carefully. You are a GREAT MAN
> like ME and one in a million! Most will think I do not mean what I say, when
> of course I mean exactly what I say, especially in regard to Doug Taylor, a
> man who has nothing on his minuscule brain except fucking and penis size.
> But is this not that true of all liberals who inhabit the land of the free
> and the home of the brave? Liberals are all besotted and deserving of being
> put to death by burning at the stake. Where the hell is the Spanish
> Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
[Jarring chord]
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons
are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons
are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical
devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....
amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... -
Cardinal Ximinez
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Date: 04 Jun 2007 20:47:42
From: Mike Kruger
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman wrote:
> On Jun 3, 9:27 pm, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>> Where the hell is the Spanish
>> Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
>
> [Jarring chord]
>
> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
> surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons
> are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons
> are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical
> devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....
> amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... -
> Cardinal Ximinez
Poke him with the soft cushion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 22:03:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1180925259.164962.146190@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 3, 9:27 pm, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>>
>> Thank you for reading the above message so carefully. You are a GREAT MAN
>> like ME and one in a million! Most will think I do not mean what I say,
>> when
>> of course I mean exactly what I say, especially in regard to Doug Taylor,
>> a
>> man who has nothing on his minuscule brain except fucking and penis size.
>> But is this not that true of all liberals who inhabit the land of the
>> free
>> and the home of the brave? Liberals are all besotted and deserving of
>> being
>> put to death by burning at the stake. Where the hell is the Spanish
>> Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
>
> [Jarring chord]
>
> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
> surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons
> are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons
> are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical
> devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....
> amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... -
> Cardinal Ximinez.
Your Cardinal Ximinez and I are kindred sprits. Oh, to go forth and to
slaughter liberals right and left would be such a joy to my spirit. Yea, I
would not only delight in slaughtering them but afterwards I would piss on
their graves. Let me tell you, life does not get any better than that. Well,
I can dream, can't I?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 04 Jun 2007 08:51:23
From: gotbent
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:Br2dnRyDRfa8HP7bnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> "Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1180925259.164962.146190@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jun 3, 9:27 pm, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>>>
>>> Thank you for reading the above message so carefully. You are a GREAT
>>> MAN
>>> like ME and one in a million! Most will think I do not mean what I say,
>>> when
>>> of course I mean exactly what I say, especially in regard to Doug
>>> Taylor, a
>>> man who has nothing on his minuscule brain except fucking and penis
>>> size.
>>> But is this not that true of all liberals who inhabit the land of the
>>> free
>>> and the home of the brave? Liberals are all besotted and deserving of
>>> being
>>> put to death by burning at the stake. Where the hell is the Spanish
>>> Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
>>
>> [Jarring chord]
>>
>> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
>> surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons
>> are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons
>> are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical
>> devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons....
>> amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... -
>> Cardinal Ximinez.
>
> Your Cardinal Ximinez and I are kindred sprits. Oh, to go forth and to
> slaughter liberals right and left would be such a joy to my spirit. Yea, I
> would not only delight in slaughtering them but afterwards I would piss on
> their graves. Let me tell you, life does not get any better than that.
> Well, I can dream, can't I?
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
Mr. Sunset is referring to (one of) the Monty Python sketches.
Cardinal Fang, bring on the overstuffed chair.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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Date: 04 Jun 2007 02:03:29
From: Ozark Bicycle
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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On Jun 3, 9:00 pm, A Muzi <a...@yellowjersey.org > wrote:
> > Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
> >> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
> >> tiny dick in public.
> Edward Dolan wrote:
> > What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
>
> > You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
> > wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
> > if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> > transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
> > had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
> > On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> > attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
> > need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
> > glimpse of it.
>
> > Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
> > destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
> > bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
> > bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
> > be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
> > his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>
> > You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
> > your idiocy,
> > childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
> > wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
> > give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
> > stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>
> > And you probably dress funny, too.
>
> > There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
> > you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> > kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
> > To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
> > parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
> > to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>
> > You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
> > compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
> > have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
> > about you.
>
> > You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> > unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> > Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>
> > You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
> > and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
> > You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
> > You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
> > horoscope is rarely accurate.
>
> > You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
> > lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
> > infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> > condom and flushed down a toilet.
>
> > You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
> > I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
> > others as you do. Go away.
>
> > You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
> > on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
> > from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
> > rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> > You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> > deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> > weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> > revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> > You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> > richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
> > into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> > abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
> > then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> > I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> > you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
> > of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
> > vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
> > this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> > Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> > empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> > will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> > more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
> > up,
> > drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> > fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> > of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
> > of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> > You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> > and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
> > Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> > unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> > reality
> > forgot.
>
> > And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
> > of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
> > hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> > weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
> > waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> > You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> > obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> > emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> > you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> > On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
> > in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
> > dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> > unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> > You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> > You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> > foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> > crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> > cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> > naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> > fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> > You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> > noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> > everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> > I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
> > say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
> > Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> > different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> > Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> > Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> > stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> > in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> > writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> > stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
> > of
> > stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
> > as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> > on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> > After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> > strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> > about
> > unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>
> > The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> > away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> > say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> > I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
> > babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
> > learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
>
> > True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> > for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
> > forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> > things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
> > would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
> > Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>
> > I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
> > seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> > P.S.:
>
> > You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> > deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> > opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> > racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> > insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
> > conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
> > spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
> > evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
> > paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
> > diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
> > dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> > unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> > mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> > socially-retarded, and puerile.
>
> I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
>
Dolan was on "tender hooks", hoping no one would spot the gaffe. ;-)
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| |
Date: 03 Jun 2007 21:00:44
From: A Muzi
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around
|
> Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
>> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>> tiny dick in public.
Edward Dolan wrote:
> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
>
> You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
> wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
> if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
> had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
> need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
> glimpse of it.
>
> Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
> bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
> bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
> be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
> his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>
> You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
> your idiocy,
> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
> wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
> give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
> stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>
> And you probably dress funny, too.
>
> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
> you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
> To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
> to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>
> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
> have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
> about you.
>
> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>
> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
> and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
> You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
> You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
> horoscope is rarely accurate.
>
> You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
> lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
> infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> condom and flushed down a toilet.
>
> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
> others as you do. Go away.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
> on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
> from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
> rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
> this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
> up,
> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
> of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
> Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> reality
> forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
> of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
> hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
> waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
> say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
> of
> stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about
> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
>
> True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
> would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
> Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>
> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
> seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> P.S.:
>
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
> conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
> spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
> evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
> paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
> diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
> dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> socially-retarded, and puerile.
I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971
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| | |
Date: 03 Jun 2007 21:27:51
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
|
"A Muzi" <am@yellowjersey.org > wrote in message
news:1366siejcj8tje3@corp.supernews.com...
>> Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following
>> message:
>>> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>>> tiny dick in public.
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about
>> this:
>>
>> You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
>> wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head
>> as
>> if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
>> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If
>> you
>> had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was
>> out.
>> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
>> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one
>> would
>> need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a
>> distant
>> glimpse of it.
>>
>> Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
>> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
>> bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
>> bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have
>> to
>> be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he
>> uttered
>> his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>>
>> You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious
>> in your idiocy,
>> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
>> wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides
>> to
>> give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere
>> you
>> stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>>
>> And you probably dress funny, too.
>>
>> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
>> you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
>> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
>> To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
>> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
>> to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>>
>> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
>> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
>> have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
>> about you.
>>
>> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
>> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
>> Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>>
>> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short
>> words
>> and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural
>> paradise.
>> You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
>> You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and
>> your
>> horoscope is rarely accurate.
>>
>> You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
>> lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
>> infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
>> condom and flushed down a toilet.
>>
>> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
>> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
>> others as you do. Go away.
>>
>> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
>> say
>> on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
>> from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
>> rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>>
>> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
>> worm
>> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
>> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
>> revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>>
>> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
>> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
>> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
>> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
>> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>>
>> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species
>> as
>> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
>> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
>> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs
>> of
>> this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>>
>> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
>> empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
>> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
>> more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick
>> you up,
>> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose
>> to
>> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
>> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
>> of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>>
>> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
>> nasty
>> and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
>> Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
>> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
>> reality
>> forgot.
>>
>> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
>> statements
>> of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do
>> you
>> hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have
>> more
>> weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
>> waiting for the bite of the snake?
>>
>> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
>> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
>> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
>> disease,
>> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>>
>> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
>> deficient
>> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
>> are
>> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
>> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>>
>> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
>> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
>> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
>> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
>> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
>> pratting
>> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
>> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>>
>> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
>> degenerate,
>> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
>> despise
>> everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>>
>> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I
>> didn't
>> say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
>> stupid.
>> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
>> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
>> Meta-stupid.
>> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
>> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum
>> singularity
>> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
>> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
>> Your
>> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
>> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big
>> bang of
>> stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
>> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
>> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>>
>> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
>> enough
>> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
>> about
>> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>>
>> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
>> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
>> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
>> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
>> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
>> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more
>> success.
>>
>> True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
>> for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
>> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
>> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
>> would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
>> Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>>
>> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
>> seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>>
>> P.S.:
>>
>> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
>> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
>> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
>> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
>> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
>> conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
>> spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
>> evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
>> paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
>> diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
>> dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
>> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
>> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
>> socially-retarded, and puerile.
>
>
> I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
Thank you for reading the above message so carefully. You are a GREAT MAN
like ME and one in a million! Most will think I do not mean what I say, when
of course I mean exactly what I say, especially in regard to Doug Taylor, a
man who has nothing on his minuscule brain except fucking and penis size.
But is this not that true of all liberals who inhabit the land of the free
and the home of the brave? Liberals are all besotted and deserving of being
put to death by burning at the stake. Where the hell is the Spanish
Inquisition when it is so badly needed?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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| | |
Date: 03 Jun 2007 19:10:11
From: Bill Sornson
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
|
A Muzi wrote:
>> Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following
>> message:
>>> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>>> tiny dick in public.
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how
>> about this: You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so
>> stupid it's
>> a wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off
>> your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take
>> alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same
>> state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of
>> loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to
>> 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is
>> so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into
>> another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of
>> it. Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
>> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of
>> the bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get
>> that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof
>> that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was
>> thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the
>> birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth
>> shatteringly
>> hilarious in your idiocy,
>> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You
>> are wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever
>> decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind
>> because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>>
>> And you probably dress funny, too.
>>
>> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves
>> comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic
>> member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no
>> niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of
>> honest
>> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not
>> pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>>
>> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
>> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame.
>> You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
>> about you.
>>
>> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
>> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You
>> are Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>>
>> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell
>> short words and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon
>> a natural paradise. You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and
>> seduce her with bogus lines. You have made Tim Thorne look
>> competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your horoscope is rarely
>> accurate. You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that
>> needs to
>> be lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so
>> rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have
>> been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
>>
>> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
>> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
>> others as you do. Go away.
>>
>> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
>> we say on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
>> instructions from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't
>> go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>>
>> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless
>> little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are
>> a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You
>> are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>>
>> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
>> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
>> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
>> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
>> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>>
>> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
>> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
>> the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
>> Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
>> are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention
>> you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
>> attempting
>> to empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
>> nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to
>> access
>> it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk
>> pick you up,
>> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you
>> loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
>> frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
>> convulsing
>> nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>>
>> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
>> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
>> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
>> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
>> in a land that reality
>> forgot.
>>
>> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
>> statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
>> fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your
>> tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous
>> desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of
>> the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are
>> ridiculous and
>> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
>> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
>> disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>>
>> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
>> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
>> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
>> You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
>> sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter
>> sod. Bugger off,
>> pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You
>> clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
>> gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
>> ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
>> pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking
>> flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
>> clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad
>> breath. You are
>> degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing
>> you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
>> away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
>> "I
>> didn't say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
>> stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
>> beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
>> stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed
>> on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid
>> gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
>> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more
>> stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar
>> stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
>> universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
>> fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a
>> stupid so uncontaminated by anything
>> else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I
>> can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>>
>> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't
>> have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half
>> baked comments about
>> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>>
>> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
>> snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't
>> really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
>> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
>> load of
>> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
>> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more
>> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
>> people
>> take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
>> sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
>> who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was
>> your case then I would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have
>> been
>> "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>>
>> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles
>> that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>>
>> P.S.:
>>
>> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
>> cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
>> belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
>> fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
>> brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented,
>> lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
>> fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,
>> illegitimate, harmful, destructive,
>> dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow,
>> manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous,
>> unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive,
>> malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring,
>> plantigrade, grim,
>> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
>> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
>> abusive, socially-retarded, and puerile.
>
>
> I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
But other than /that/... Nice <eg >
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 07:53:04
From: Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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Qui si parla Campagnolo aka Peter Chisholm wrote:
> On Jun 3, 3:04 am, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
> > Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
> >
> > > Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
> > > tiny dick in public.
> >
> > What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
> >
> > [Snippage of long insult posted by Mr. Ed Dolan without attribution to the author]
>
> Yep, but does he like Campagnolo or shimano and does he wear a
> helmet???
That insult did not seem so bad. Nowhere did it state "rides a
recumbent bicycle".
--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 21:11:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1180882384.438852.40540@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Qui si parla Campagnolo aka Peter Chisholm wrote:
>> On Jun 3, 3:04 am, Mr. Ed Dolan the Grate wrote:
>> > Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following
>> > message:
>> >
>> > > Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>> > > tiny dick in public.
>> >
>> > What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about
>> > this:
>> >
>> > [Snippage of long insult posted by Mr. Ed Dolan without attribution to
>> > the author]
Surely you do not expect me to put my brain into gear for assholes and
jackasses like Doug Taylor? Nay, I leave it to others to supply the
insults. Why keep reinventing the wheel when it has already been done to
perfection?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 13:28:54
From: datakoll
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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THE WANDERING SUV?
DOLAN'S COUSIN!
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Date: 03 Jun 2007 05:40:26
From: Qui si parla Campagnolo
Subject: Re: All about Doug Taylor - An American Liberal Screwup and All-Around Asshole!
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On Jun 3, 3:04 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net > wrote:
> Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
>
> > Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
> > tiny dick in public.
>
> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
>
> You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
> wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
> if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
> had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
> need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
> glimpse of it.
>
> Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
> bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
> bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
> be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
> his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>
> You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
> your idiocy,
> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
> wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
> give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
> stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>
> And you probably dress funny, too.
>
> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
> you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
> To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
> to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>
> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
> have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
> about you.
>
> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>
> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
> and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
> You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
> You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
> horoscope is rarely accurate.
>
> You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
> lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
> infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> condom and flushed down a toilet.
>
> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
> others as you do. Go away.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
> on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
> from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
> rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
> this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
> up,
> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
> of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
> Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> reality
> forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
> of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
> hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
> waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
> say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
> of
> stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about
> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
>
> True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
> would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
> Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>
> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
> seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> P.S.:
>
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
> conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
> spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
> evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
> paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
> diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
> dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> socially-retarded, and puerile.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Yep, but does he like Campagnolo or shimano and does he wear a
helmet???
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