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Date: 12 Apr 2006 23:58:20
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave. W.
Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
library privileges.
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 22:15:59
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:wug%f.6794$P01.5113@pd7tw3no...
> Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave.
> W.
> Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
>
> I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
> library privileges.
The Great Ed Dolan, aka Saint Edward the Great, now only graces the Nobles
County Library with his noble presence. There are damn few Dolans here in
Western Minnesota. The Germans are thick as flies, but we Irish are few and
far between.
However, as a former college librarian myself, I would be interested to know
how anyone in this day and age could possibly be charged with downloading
inappropriate materials. From my brief experience of the Internet, it seems
like anything goes.
I am of course one of the greatest Saints ever to trod this earth. My
Holiness is legendary and as all the world knows there are no Greater Saints
than us Irish Saints. We are part and parcel of the Godhead and it would
behoove you not to cross us as we are in position to damn you to everlasting
hellfire. Yea, to cross Saint Edward the Great is to jeopardize your eternal
soul.
Others have advised me that they now see a halo about my sacred head. This
does not surprise me as I have known from my earliest youth that I was
destined to be a Great Saint, if not a God. To tell you the truth, when I
look around me and see how sinful the world has become, I realize that I
have now transcended to another world altogether. I am now at one with the
eternal Gods on Mt. Olympus and I look down at humanity with disdain and
contempt.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 13 Apr 2006 13:16:15
From: Dave
Subject: Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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I bicycle toured to Johnson City Tn and stopped in their library to get my
email. They had police walking up and down the aisles every five minutes
looking at every single computer screen to make sure people didn't do
something illegal? Just truly bone chilling , what we have become
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
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> "Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com> wrote in message
> news:wug%f.6794$P01.5113@pd7tw3no...
> > Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave.
> > W.
> > Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
> >
> > I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
> > library privileges.
>
> The Great Ed Dolan, aka Saint Edward the Great, now only graces the Nobles
> County Library with his noble presence. There are damn few Dolans here in
> Western Minnesota. The Germans are thick as flies, but we Irish are few
and
> far between.
>
> However, as a former college librarian myself, I would be interested to
know
> how anyone in this day and age could possibly be charged with downloading
> inappropriate materials. From my brief experience of the Internet, it
seems
> like anything goes.
>
> I am of course one of the greatest Saints ever to trod this earth. My
> Holiness is legendary and as all the world knows there are no Greater
Saints
> than us Irish Saints. We are part and parcel of the Godhead and it would
> behoove you not to cross us as we are in position to damn you to
everlasting
> hellfire. Yea, to cross Saint Edward the Great is to jeopardize your
eternal
> soul.
>
> Others have advised me that they now see a halo about my sacred head. This
> does not surprise me as I have known from my earliest youth that I was
> destined to be a Great Saint, if not a God. To tell you the truth, when I
> look around me and see how sinful the world has become, I realize that I
> have now transcended to another world altogether. I am now at one with the
> eternal Gods on Mt. Olympus and I look down at humanity with disdain and
> contempt.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>
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Date: 16 Apr 2006 00:39:09
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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"Dave" <46464@hotmail.com > wrote in message
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All top posters are idiots!
>I bicycle toured to Johnson City Tn and stopped in their library to get my
> email. They had police walking up and down the aisles every five minutes
> looking at every single computer screen to make sure people didn't do
> something illegal? Just truly bone chilling , what we have become
An amusing story but I don't believe a word of it. It may be that the police
were just checking to make sure that the kids were not accessing porn.
Librarians are the most anti-censorship people on this earth. In fact, they
are like dumb oxen that way.
I do believe in censorship and lots of it. I was born to be a censor. If I
had my way, the kids would know absolutely nothing about sex until they
reached the age of 21 - and then they would only know the most elementary
things, like how to make babies. The despicable Muslims could teach the West
a few things about censorship.
The idea that freedom is an absolute good is a form of insanity. There are
all kinds of freedoms that are not good for men. This is as true in the
realm of politics as it is in the realm of sex. Saint Edward the Great would
know how to make society infinitely better by a lot of judicious censorship,
especially of ideas. "Nihil obstat" by Saint Edward the Great would mean a
paradise on this earth.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 19:40:18
From: NYC XYZ
Subject: Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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Jack Maars wrote:
> Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave. W.
> Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
>
> I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
> library privileges.
I hope he was checking out the hot bitches on eightstreetlatinas.com.
Not worth losing library privileges otherwise. But doesn't he have a
neighbor with a WiFi connection for that?
Anyone still go to the library? It used to be one of my favorite
hobbies, visiting all the different neighborhood libraries in NYC (we
have like, what fifty City-wide), where many have somewhat
"specialized" collections to reflect their surrounding communities (you
know -- black stuff for blacks, spanish stuff for hispanics, etc.), but
I find that they tend to be too full of crap, and are much less
interesting than a goddamned bookstore! Especially in this age of the
internet...often more interesting browsing amazon.com! Too bad. The
library used to be one of my most favorite places of all. But the only
things they seem to keep current with anymore is gay shit, black and
hispanic crap, and the usual pulp fiction garbage.
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Date: 13 Apr 2006 00:31:36
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library
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"NYC XYZ" <jack_foreigner@yahoo.com > wrote in message
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> Anyone still go to the library? It used to be one of my favorite
> hobbies, visiting all the different neighborhood libraries in NYC (we
> have like, what fifty City-wide), where many have somewhat
> "specialized" collections to reflect their surrounding communities (you
> know -- black stuff for blacks, spanish stuff for hispanics, etc.), but
> I find that they tend to be too full of crap, and are much less
> interesting than a goddamned bookstore! Especially in this age of the
> internet...often more interesting browsing amazon.com! Too bad. The
> library used to be one of my most favorite places of all. But the only
> things they seem to keep current with anymore is gay shit, black and
> hispanic crap, and the usual pulp fiction garbage.
I believe the public library has indeed fallen on hard times because of the
Internet. I simply can't imagine anyone going to the public library for any
kind of research anymore if you have a computer with Internet access handy.
However, I have always used the public library for recreational reading
purposes. I think it is still good for that. But no one hardly reads
anything anymore. Yes, we browse the Internet but that is not the same thing
as reading a book or a long magazine article.
The public library has played a great role in the history of the US. It was
the poor man's way to acquire an education. Even small town libraries had an
amazing assortment of books by which you could educate yourself. The public
library was one of the glories of American democracy.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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