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Date: 27 Dec 2005 08:50:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Has anyone but me noted that lately ARBR has become cesspool of human
conduct. We are getting worse and worse with every passing year. I for one
am sick of it! Let us pull ourselves up by our boot straps and become
better, i.e., more saintly. I give you Saint Edward the Great as a beacon by
which to guide yourselves.

Damn it! I am serious about this! If all of you do not get better soon, I am
going to start kicking some serious ass around here. There should never be
any
allusions to anuses and penises, asses and butt fucking, as that is the
hallk of homos, a most deplorable human scum which Hitler had the right
idea about. Hitler was also not too far wrong about how to deal with cretins
either. If that regime were applied here on ARBR, most of us would disappear
never to be heard from again. Oh Happy Day!

I urge all ARBRers to cultivate some dignity. Wisdom we will never have, but
that does not mean we cannot have some dignity. If Jon Meinecke were still
with us, he would be severely castigating the lot of us for being such dirty
rotten scoundrels.

It some of you normal types have wives, maybe you could persuade them to
post here. It is possible they might bring some dignity to this group,
provided they do not try to act like men. If they are a bit on the coarse
side, Mr. Sherman and I will instruct them in manners.

However, it is extremely important that no woman ever be permitted to speak
about sex. That is the one thing that none of them know anything about. They
do know how to have babies and how to get men to finance it, but that is the
extent of it. Women are extremely lucky that men are so stupid as to want to
husband them.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






 
Date: 31 Dec 2005 06:39:22
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

Edward Dolan wrote:
> <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1135999649.057982.240110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > Ed,
> >
> > Ed you got the players mixed up. Like yourself and me, among others,
> > Rich Pimpo (Pinto) is a vicitm. You know what role the other two play,
> > but I'm not going there again. I just wanted to set you straight. I
> > know you haven't visited the HRS blog, or this would be perfectly clear
> > to you..
> >
> > JimmyMac
>
> I think Jim is referring me to this message:
>
> ["Bentracer and Bentrider" <lowbike1@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:1135727946.311948.71330@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > Mr. Dolan
> > why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
> > duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
> > JS
>
> Nope, no dignity here!
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota]
>
> I had to go back and look this up, the one thing I hate most in life. Now
> you see why top posting without even a reference is an abomination and why
> we should NEVER do it. With a proper newsreader it is just so easy to do it
> the right way. Mr. McNaa will normally post the right way, but he should
> do it each and every time, no exceptions.
>
> I believe that the only two perfect posters in this regard are Mr. Sherman
> and myself. The rest of you should follow our examples. Ed Dolan of course
> is perfect in every way and Mr. Sherman is not since he is a liberal
> know-nothing. Do not follow his example in that direction or you will go
> astray and become lost like a poor little lamb.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota

Ed,

You're right. I was referring to you. Your point is well taken. A
good newreader is probably the way to go since the Google interface is
flawed. This time when I clicked "Reply", it quoted the post being
responded to in the "Message:" box, but it does so only about half the
time ... annoying for both the author and the reader.

JimmyMac



 
Date: 30 Dec 2005 20:41:22
From: Johnny Sunset
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

jimmymac_4@yahoo.com wrote:
> Tom,
>
> lowbike@comcast.net is Earl unless someone is signed with his user-ID
> and password (not likely)...

Posts under the influence of alien mind control do not count.

REMEMBER CHILDREN; DO NOT RIDE YOUR BICYCLE WITHOUT A PROPER METAL FOIL
LINER IN YOUR HELMET!

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



 
Date: 30 Dec 2005 19:27:29
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Ed,

Ed you got the players mixed up. Like yourself and me, among others,
Rich Pimpo (Pinto) is a vicitm. You know what role the other two play,
but I'm not going there again. I just wanted to set you straight. I
know you haven't visited the HRS blog, or this would be perfectly clear
to you..

JimmyMac



  
Date: 31 Dec 2005 08:09:21
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

<jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1135999649.057982.240110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Ed,
>
> Ed you got the players mixed up. Like yourself and me, among others,
> Rich Pimpo (Pinto) is a vicitm. You know what role the other two play,
> but I'm not going there again. I just wanted to set you straight. I
> know you haven't visited the HRS blog, or this would be perfectly clear
> to you..
>
> JimmyMac

I think Jim is referring me to this message:

["Bentracer and Bentrider" <lowbike1@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:1135727946.311948.71330@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Mr. Dolan
> why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
> duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
> JS

Nope, no dignity here!

Ed Dolan - Minnesota]

I had to go back and look this up, the one thing I hate most in life. Now
you see why top posting without even a reference is an abomination and why
we should NEVER do it. With a proper newsreader it is just so easy to do it
the right way. Mr. McNaa will normally post the right way, but he should
do it each and every time, no exceptions.

I believe that the only two perfect posters in this regard are Mr. Sherman
and myself. The rest of you should follow our examples. Ed Dolan of course
is perfect in every way and Mr. Sherman is not since he is a liberal
know-nothing. Do not follow his example in that direction or you will go
astray and become lost like a poor little lamb.

Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota





 
Date: 30 Dec 2005 19:20:12
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Tom,

lowbike@comcast.net is Earl unless someone is signed with his user-ID
and password (not likely) <--- Note NO emoticon. I wasn't
indentifying the guy. Just complimenting him on his joke and wanted him
to know that I knew it was him. I know Earl. Are you looking to start
up with me again ... emoticon or no emoticon?

JimmyMac



 
Date: 29 Dec 2005 20:13:20
From: Johnny Sunset
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

gotbent, an apparent xist, wrote:
> ...
> I'll come to the party to see Duck Soup, one of my favorite Groucho x
> movies.

Why wasn't "Uncle Karl" [1] ever invited to participate in the movies?

[1] <http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/ofdeath/karl-zeppo_x.jpg >.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



 
Date: 28 Dec 2005 19:41:17
From: Johnny Sunset
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

jimmymac_4@yahoo.com wrote:
> Bentracer and Bentrider wrote...,
>
> Why is when George Bush is having sex with his wife that he is always
> on the bottom?
> because his wife knows that he can only FUCK UP.
>
> Good one Earl
>
> JimyMac

Maybe it is someone pretending to be Earl. ;) <--- Note Emoticon

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



 
Date: 28 Dec 2005 17:29:11
From: Johnny Sunset
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

gotbent wrote:
> "Johnny Sunset" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1135742735.393216.137270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Bentracer and Bentrider wrote:
> >> Mr. Dolan
> >> why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
> >> duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
> >> JS
> >
> > Now I know who is bringing duck soup to the party. Will RP and JS of
> > Bacchetta really be there?
> >
> > --
> > Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
> >
>
> I'll come to the party to see Duck Soup, one of my favorite Groucho x
> movies.

As long as no one is riding along the Fox River Trail discharging
ordinance at the waterfowl!

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 28 Dec 2005 20:02:12
From: Roger Houston
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

"Johnny Sunset" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1135819751.599828.48570@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> As long as no one is riding along the Fox River Trail discharging
> ordinance at the waterfowl!

Or, worse yet, ordnance.




 
Date: 28 Dec 2005 08:13:52
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Bentracer and Bentrider wrote...,

Why is when George Bush is having sex with his wife that he is always
on the bottom?
because his wife knows that he can only FUCK UP.

Good one Earl

JimyMac



 
Date: 28 Dec 2005 07:32:23
From: Bentracer and Bentrider
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Mr. Dolan:
you are just like George Bush,all talk and NO SHOW.
so why is it when George Bush is having sex with his wife that he is
always on the bottom?
because his wife knows that he can only FUCK UP.



 
Date: 27 Dec 2005 20:05:35
From: Johnny Sunset
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

Bentracer and Bentrider wrote:
> Mr. Dolan
> why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
> duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
> JS

Now I know who is bringing duck soup to the party. Will RP and JS of
Bacchetta really be there?

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 28 Dec 2005 15:07:51
From: gotbent
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

"Johnny Sunset" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1135742735.393216.137270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Bentracer and Bentrider wrote:
>> Mr. Dolan
>> why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
>> duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
>> JS
>
> Now I know who is bringing duck soup to the party. Will RP and JS of
> Bacchetta really be there?
>
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>

I'll come to the party to see Duck Soup, one of my favorite Groucho x
movies.




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Date: 27 Dec 2005 15:59:06
From: Bentracer and Bentrider
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!
Mr. Dolan
why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
JS



  
Date: 28 Dec 2005 03:23:29
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan Urges Dignity on ARBR!

"Bentracer and Bentrider" <lowbike1@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:1135727946.311948.71330@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Mr. Dolan
> why don't you just bring yourself to all of us and then we'll make some
> duck soup out of you and serve it to Mr. Sherman and Mr. Rich Pimpo and
> JS

Nope, no dignity here!

Ed Dolan - Minnesota