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Date: 16 Apr 2006 19:17:06
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
worthless? I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be
worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with all
the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.

I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can engage my
mind. I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
who are not worthy of me. Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.

I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks, even though they may all have
genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world who
know how to discuss things intelligently. I am sick and tired of the kind of
children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of me
so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any glimmers
of intelligence? Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






 
Date: 29 Apr 2006 09:05:01
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Ed,

I stand corrected about posting correctly. I must have slipped up.
Not using a newsreader, Google allows one to post correctly (according
to your mandate) for only the very first time, so you will just
continue to be disappointed. Get over it.

Your writing remains the standard, by whose measure ... YOURS??? Your
writing style is inimitable because no one desire to emulate you for
reasons that are self-explanatory.

I repeat, since this has not sunk into your thick skull the first
several dozen timed I said it ... I do not need your advice and I am
in no need of your opinion or your approval. I was not put on God's
green earth to live up to your expectations. Got it now ... brain
dead???

Ed, I think back when you were young (way ... way back), mommy and
daddy said that you could be whatever you wanted to be and you opted to
be an asshole. Now I've tried to see things from your point of view,
but I just can't get my head that far up my ass!!!

Jim McNaa



  
Date: 29 Apr 2006 19:53:38
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1146326701.774165.201750@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Ed,
>
> I stand corrected about posting correctly. I must have slipped up.
> Not using a newsreader, Google allows one to post correctly (according
> to your mandate) for only the very first time, so you will just
> continue to be disappointed. Get over it.
>
> Your writing remains the standard, by whose measure ... YOURS??? Your
> writing style is inimitable because no one desire to emulate you for
> reasons that are self-explanatory.
>
> I repeat, since this has not sunk into your thick skull the first
> several dozen timed I said it ... I do not need your advice and I am
> in no need of your opinion or your approval. I was not put on God's
> green earth to live up to your expectations. Got it now ... brain
> dead???
>
> Ed, I think back when you were young (way ... way back), mommy and
> daddy said that you could be whatever you wanted to be and you opted to
> be an asshole. Now I've tried to see things from your point of view,
> but I just can't get my head that far up my ass!!!
>
> Jim McNaa

You do not correctly format which makes more work for me. Therefore, I can't
be bothered any further with you. Either format your posts in the acceptable
manner or get lost.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota







 
Date: 27 Apr 2006 20:53:42
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e2qrh5$vqb$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
> >
> > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> > news:WoWdncPs-KNubdLZRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
> >>
> >> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> >> news:e2lnm6$gts$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
> >
> >>> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
> >>>
> >>> k
> >>
> >> Is k a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I
> >> really
> >
> > Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
> >
> > k
>
> You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has never
> been anyone on these freaking cycling newsgroups who has been able to shake
> my confidence in MYSELF in the slightest. How could it be otherwise. All
> others are midgets and dwarfs and I am a GIANT. Think of ME as GOD and
> yourself as an ant or a termite and you will have the proportions and your
> perspective right.

Possessed by a distended sense of self-importance, Ed Dolan pollutes
ARBR with his monotonous, officious blather, deluding himself into
believing that his rhetoric is inspiring and enlightening ...
balderdash. Nothing could be further from the truth. There's no fool
like an old fool. - Jim McNaa

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



  
Date: 27 Apr 2006 23:22:53
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1146196422.210112.62500@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
>> news:e2qrh5$vqb$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
[...]
>> > Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>> >
>> > k
>>
>> You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has
>> never
>> been anyone on these freaking cycling newsgroups who has been able to
>> shake
>> my confidence in MYSELF in the slightest. How could it be otherwise. All
>> others are midgets and dwarfs and I am a GIANT. Think of ME as GOD and
>> yourself as an ant or a termite and you will have the proportions and
>> your
>> perspective right.
>
> Possessed by a distended sense of self-importance, Ed Dolan pollutes
> ARBR with his monotonous, officious blather, deluding himself into
> believing that his rhetoric is inspiring and enlightening ...
> balderdash. Nothing could be further from the truth. There's no fool
> like an old fool. - Jim McNaa

Well, finally JimmyMac is posting correctly!

Yes, my message was a throwaway post but that is because I am responding to
a throwaway post. When someone posts some substance, I will respond with
substance, but when others just post nonsense, then that is how I respond
myself. What the hell do you think k is doing except trying to tweak me?
So I tweak him back. Try to get real, why don't you?

My writing remains the standard by which all others should model themselves,
with or without the invective. Even Tom Sherman, as correct as he was, could
not come up to my inimitable style. I must confess, JimmyMac is getting
better and better lately. The one thing he needs to avoid at all costs is
wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us are
idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





   
Date: 28 Apr 2006 13:18:46
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:-4GdnWYIhpw7BczZRVn-pg@prairiewave.com...
> wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
> newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us are
> idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.

Nicely said, but you used far too many words.

k





    
Date: 29 Apr 2006 19:49:34
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e2ttdm$3f0$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:-4GdnWYIhpw7BczZRVn-pg@prairiewave.com...
>> wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
>> newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us
>> are idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.
>
> Nicely said, but you used far too many words.
>
> k

A message to Usenet should be of a certain length, not too long and not too
short. k consistently posts too short. This makes him look like an idiot.
Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
posts a medium length message. As it is, I have him down for a one-liner
type of idiot. Those who posts one-liners to Usenet are ipso facto idiots in
my scheme of things.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




     
Date: 02 May 2006 08:40:16
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:StqdnSXwK983lMnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
> Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
> posts a medium length message.

Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???

k.




      
Date: 03 May 2006 01:11:07
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e37ujk$7cf$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:StqdnSXwK983lMnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>> Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
>> posts a medium length message.
>
> Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
> beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???
>
> k.

You need to post medium-sized messages ALL the time. Why should the rest of
us bother with one-liner idiots like you? Maybe you could save up your words
until they reach an adult-sized length.

I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
k proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was into
one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem to have
so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a child or a
babbling baby.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




       
Date: 03 May 2006 09:01:40
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:8pOdndU-FZUW1MXZnZ2dnUVZ_tydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e37ujk$7cf$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>> news:StqdnSXwK983lMnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>> Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
>>> posts a medium length message.
>>
>> Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
>> beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???
>>
>> k.
>
> You need to post medium-sized messages ALL the time. Why should the rest
> of us bother with one-liner idiots like you? Maybe you could save up your
> words until they reach an adult-sized length.
>
> I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
> k proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was
> into one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem to
> have so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a child
> or a babbling baby.

Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many words.

k.




        
Date: 03 May 2006 17:58:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e3ak7g$320$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:8pOdndU-FZUW1MXZnZ2dnUVZ_tydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
[...]
>> I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
>> k proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was
>> into one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem
>> to have so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a
>> child or a babbling baby.
>
> Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
> posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
> words.

Jim McNaa is the only long-winded poster these newsgroups have ever been
afflicted with. My posts are just the right length - something for everyone
to read and thereby get some enjoyment and inspiration to brighten up their
otherwise miserable humdrum lives.

You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for his
inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great is
the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




         
Date: 04 May 2006 09:37:34
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:raqdndBstIArqMTZRVn-rA@prairiewave.com...
>
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e3ak7g$320$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>
>>
>> Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
>> posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
>> words.

> You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for
> his

Good that you recognize that.

> inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
> wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great
> is the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.

Oh, yeah - shock and awe. That hasn't worked in other places. I don't see
anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given that you need
many words to say nothing?

k




          
Date: 05 May 2006 17:28:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e3dan3$ft$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:raqdndBstIArqMTZRVn-rA@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
>> news:e3ak7g$320$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>>
>>>
>>> Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
>>> posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
>>> words.
>
>> You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for
>> his
>
> Good that you recognize that.
>
>> inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
>> wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great
>> is the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.
>
> Oh, yeah - shock and awe. That hasn't worked in other places. I don't see
> anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given that you need
> many words to say nothing?

Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are so
awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who feel
that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see wherein my
Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with idiots like you.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






           
Date: 08 May 2006 10:34:35
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:CrKdnQNQPKgqTMbZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com...
>
>
> Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are so
> awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who feel
> that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see wherein
> my Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with idiots like you.

I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given
that you need many words to say nothing?

k




            
Date: 08 May 2006 17:39:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e3nvhu$msg$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:CrKdnQNQPKgqTMbZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com...
>>
>>
>> Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are
>> so awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who
>> feel that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see
>> wherein my Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with idiots
>> like you.
>
> I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given
> that you need many words to say nothing?
>
> k

k is a funny and at the same time pitiful lost soul. He thinks to get my
goat be posting the same old nonsense over and over. However, my Greatness
is beyond his reckoning. It is ever a delight and a joy to be tweaked by an
idiot like him. He thinks he is being clever when all he is being is stupid.
But the one thing he is doing above all else is confirming my Greatness.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




             
Date: 08 May 2006 16:48:47
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:ReSdnWT5a701VcLZnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e3nvhu$msg$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>> news:CrKdnQNQPKgqTMbZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com...
>>>
>>>
>>> Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are
>>> so awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who
>>> feel that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see
>>> wherein my Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with idiots
>>> like you.
>>
>> I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given
>> that you need many words to say nothing?
>>
>> k
>
> k is a funny and at the same time pitiful lost soul. He thinks to get
> my goat be posting the same old nonsense over and over. However, my
> Greatness is beyond his reckoning. It is ever a delight and a joy to be
> tweaked by an idiot like him. He thinks he is being clever when all he is
> being is stupid. But the one thing he is doing above all else is
> confirming my Greatness.

I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given
that you need many words to say nothing?

k




              
Date: 08 May 2006 20:24:05
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e3olgb$jp6$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:ReSdnWT5a701VcLZnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
>> news:e3nvhu$msg$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>>
>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>> news:CrKdnQNQPKgqTMbZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are
>>>> so awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who
>>>> feel that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see
>>>> wherein my Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with
>>>> idiots like you.
>>>
>>> I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given
>>> that you need many words to say nothing?
>>>
>>> k
>>
>> k is a funny and at the same time pitiful lost soul. He thinks to get
>> my goat be posting the same old nonsense over and over. However, my
>> Greatness is beyond his reckoning. It is ever a delight and a joy to be
>> tweaked by an idiot like him. He thinks he is being clever when all he is
>> being is stupid. But the one thing he is doing above all else is
>> confirming my Greatness.
>
> I don't see anybody react to your posts in awe.

They do not react because they are rendered speechless by my Greatness. This
pretty much applies to you too.

But how could one, given
> that you need many words to say nothing?

My every word is golden and should be pondered closely lest you miss
something of Great import. Please contemplate my signature more so that you
will get up to speed.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






               
Date: 09 May 2006 10:53:46
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:G-OdndDoy66qcsLZRVn-vQ@prairiewave.com...
> They do not react because they are rendered speechless by my Greatness.

Given we are talking about a written medium, this is a dumb thing to say.
But then you don't show much cleverness in your responses anyway.

> My every word is golden

You misspelled rotten.

k.





 
Date: 21 Apr 2006 23:18:58
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1145321419.885416.136380@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > HEADward,
> >
> > Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
> > worthless?
>
> Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
> with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is sophisticated
> with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing to
> use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?

Because I like to do to you what you do to others ... aggravate and
I've told you that before.

> > ... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known.
> > Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run
> > amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your
> > regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your
> > very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup.
>
> Yawn!

Snappy comeback ... brain dead.

> > I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
> > powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might
> > be
> > worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
> > all
> > the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
> >
> > ... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a
> > bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise,
> > then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence
> > in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to
> > recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed!
>
> Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
> involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
> intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
> a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.

Is this the same Ed Dolan who has trashed moderated forums again and
again? The conundrum continues.

> > I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can
> > engage my
> > mind.
> >
> > ... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go
> > play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide
> > as of late?
> >
> > I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
> > who are not worthy of me.
> >
> > ... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious
> > bullshit.
> >
> > Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
> > this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.
> >
> > ... Megalomaniac, I thought you've said that no one was your
> > intellectual equal. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you
> > to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the
> > "unworthy" to our own devices.
>
> Yawn! JimmyMac is the only person I know who can go on and on and never say
> anything. It actually takes talent to be able to do this sort of thing. He
> is almost worthy of me, but not quite.

If you had a reading level beyon 6th grade, perhaps you would be able
to comprehend what is being written.

> > I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks
> >
> > ... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye.
> >
> > , even though they may all have
> > genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
> > who
> > know how to discuss things intelligently.
> >
> > ... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex.
>
> There are no women on any these cycling newsgroups except for a couple of
> mindless kooks. I wonder where Claire is off to this weekend?
>
> > I am sick and tired of the kind of
> > children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of
> > me
> > so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any
> > glimmers
> > of intelligence?
> >
> > ... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote?
> >
> > Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
> > children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.
> >
> > ... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
> > ... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses
>
> And gobbledygook to you too!

Another snappy comeback. I can't bear it. Where does he come up with
such witticisms?

Jim McNaa

Jim McNaa



  
Date: 22 Apr 2006 13:14:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145686738.853366.194810@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1145321419.885416.136380@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> > HEADward,
>> >
>> > Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
>> > worthless?
>>
>> Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
>> with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is
>> sophisticated
>> with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing
>> to
>> use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?
>
> Because I like to do to you what you do to others ... aggravate and
> I've told you that before.

Aggravate me all you want, but do it in the correct format. After all, there
are other readers to consider, not just yourself. How is it possible to get
so selfish?
[...]

>> Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg
>> work
>> involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
>> intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must
>> have
>> a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.
>
> Is this the same Ed Dolan who has trashed moderated forums again and
> again? The conundrum continues.

I have never posted to a moderated forum and I read damn few of them. Yet, I
know what works and what doesn't work. An unmoderated forum does not work.
Ed Gin proved that to me several years ago. An unmoderated forum like ARBR
and RBM is nothing but the devil's playground. The sooner everyone learns
this, the better.
[...]

>> > ... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
>> > ... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses
>>
>> And gobbledygook to you too!
>
> Another snappy comeback. I can't bear it. Where does he come up with
> such witticisms?

I have already told you many times that I am not into wit. I am only into
the broadest type of parody. All you need is a kindergarten education to
understand what I am saying.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota






 
Date: 20 Apr 2006 05:39:02
From: D'ohBoy
Subject: Re: D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
ED admonished me:

> You must delete "the Great" from your signature. These freaking cycling
> newsgroups are not capable of absorbing more than one Great One. Besides, I
> am also a Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. So far,
> no one else has disputed my claim to Great Holiness. I think it is because
> no one else wants to be poor, chaste and humble like ME!

My greatness is seated in my lack of exceptionality - I am neither rich
nor poor, chaste nor impure, humble nor full of hubris (like yourself).
This, then is my greatness, my adherence to pure mediocrity in all
things!

Ed, in order to truly achieve sainthood (as I didn't see you on the
list), you must shed your hubris like a lizard sheds its skin. You
cannot attain sainthood without total submission to *The Wheel*,
including giving up your foolish belief in your greatness. I will
attend to your achievement of said goal by being your shepherd in this.


I am now your best friend! I used to be Sornson's, but I tire of him.
You, on the other hand, represent a true challenge, put to me by *The
Wheel*! I am here for you, always! Let us begin your journey as
brothers in spirit!

D'ohBoy the Great
aka
Saint D'ohBoy the Great - Order of Perpetual Pedal Motion - Wisconsin



  
Date: 20 Apr 2006 13:26:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"D'ohBoy" <petengail@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145536742.363630.73300@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> ED admonished me:
>
>> You must delete "the Great" from your signature. These freaking cycling
>> newsgroups are not capable of absorbing more than one Great One. Besides,
>> I
>> am also a Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. So
>> far,
>> no one else has disputed my claim to Great Holiness. I think it is
>> because
>> no one else wants to be poor, chaste and humble like ME!
>
> My greatness is seated in my lack of exceptionality - I am neither rich
> nor poor, chaste nor impure, humble nor full of hubris (like yourself).
> This, then is my greatness, my adherence to pure mediocrity in all
> things!

EVERYONE is unexceptional and mediocre. I thought that was common knowledge.
Some few men do have exceptional talents in one area or another, but over
all, all men are common. Yes, even the Great Beethoven was quite common in
all essential elements. He was just another human being, no more and no
less. Einstein too!

> Ed, in order to truly achieve sainthood (as I didn't see you on the
> list), you must shed your hubris like a lizard sheds its skin. You
> cannot attain sainthood without total submission to *The Wheel*,
> including giving up your foolish belief in your greatness. I will
> attend to your achievement of said goal by being your shepherd in this.

Obedience is the one vow I can never take which is why I can never truly be
a Saint in the Holy Roman Catholic Church, the one and only true religion.
But other than that, I am a thousand times better than the common run of
humanity. I urge you to go back on this forum and read someone like Slugger
to know what I am talking about. Slugger was truly common without a trace of
any redeeming value. These newsgroups are chock full of characters like
Slugger. My type is actually quite rare.

> I am now your best friend! I used to be Sornson's, but I tire of him.
> You, on the other hand, represent a true challenge, put to me by *The
> Wheel*! I am here for you, always! Let us begin your journey as
> brothers in spirit!

That would be Sorni? Hells Bells, there is no one on RBM who is worthy of
me. They post their freaking one-liners like they are pregnant with wisdom
when all they are pregnant with is shit. I used to think ARBR was the
dumbest possible newsgroup in the universe, but I now think that ARBR is a
paragon of virtue compared to RBM. Every time I think of RBM, I think of
Bill Baka. Ugh!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

> D'ohBoy the Great
> aka
> Saint D'ohBoy the Great - Order of Perpetual Pedal Motion - Wisconsin

PS. So, you are from Wisconsin? It is the greatest state of all for cycling.
Your bike trails are not as good as those in Minnesota, but your back roads
are ideal for cycling. I do not believe there is a better state in the
country for cycle touring. Even Greg LeMond agrees with me about this. He
thinks only Switzerland is better than Wisconsin, but screw those g.d.
mountains. Anyone who likes to bike in the mountains is a nut case - and
probably a liberal to boot.

PS2. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.





 
Date: 19 Apr 2006 13:58:15
From: D'ohBoy
Subject: D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
<snippage of a lotta ed-isms >

Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious!

Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does!

And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to
your state of frustration!

D'ohBoy the Great



  
Date: 19 Apr 2006 17:01:19
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: D'ohBoy the Great responds to Ed Dolan WAS: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"D'ohBoy" <petengail@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145480294.946888.291780@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> <snippage of a lotta ed-isms>
>
> Ed, you crack my ass up! You so frickin hilarious!
>
> Keep it up dude, I love your patter, even if no one else does!
>
> And I intentionally ignore all but your latest posts to contribute to
> your state of frustration!
>
> D'ohBoy the Great

Yea, I am a deep study, that is for sure. Can you imagine that some of these
idiots on these freaking cycling newsgroups (ARBR and RBM) have actually
been dumb enough to kill file me? Hells Bells, I ought to be charging them a
good hefty fee for the rare privilege of reading my messages.

Always remember that no man is a prophet in his home country. My Greatness
is for future generations who will review my messages on the Google archive
and vel at my genius that passed all but unnoticed by my contemporaries.
But that is ever the way of Great Ones like myself.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. You must delete "the Great" from your signature. These freaking cycling
newsgroups are not capable of absorbing more than one Great One. Besides, I
am also a Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. So far,
no one else has disputed my claim to Great Holiness. I think it is because
no one else wants to be poor, chaste and humble like ME!






 
Date: 19 Apr 2006 06:45:42
From: D'ohBoy
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of
ability to 'get it up'):

> ...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.

So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'.

D'ohBoy



  
Date: 19 Apr 2006 15:25:40
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"D'ohBoy" <petengail@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145454342.346045.113240@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is an abbreviation for the lack of
> ability to 'get it up'):
>
>> ...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.
>
> So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'.
>
> D'ohBoy

"Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam." - Ed Dolan

"The reason I do not embark on my own search for an intelligent newsgroup is
that I am way too lazy for that. Unlike most of the rest of you, I am not an
eager beaver looking for new worlds to conquer. I am old and tired and fed
up with human folly. With wisdom goes much sorrow. Please note my signature
if you would know me." - Ed Dolan

Now you see the importance of reading all the various topic threads, not
just those that you are posting to.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





 
Date: 19 Apr 2006 06:45:24
From: D'ohBoy
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Quoth ED (imagine that, your name is a abbreviation for the lack of
ability to 'get it up'):

> ...as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.

So that's why you can't find your 'intelligent newsgroup'.

D'ohBoy



 
Date: 18 Apr 2006 17:42:53
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

Ed wrote:
> Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really
> stupid names.
>
> Ed

Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction?



  
Date: 19 Apr 2006 14:26:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

<neil0502@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145407373.947281.42770@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Ed wrote:
>> Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really
>> stupid names.
>>
>> Ed
>
> Or names that are the usual abbreviation for Erectile Dysfunction?

Mostly idiots have no names at all. They like user names so they cannot be
held accountable for all their stupid, inane reks. Neil here (neil0502)
illustrates this to perfection. He and Flabby are both into nothing but
wanking. Just a couple of monkeys in a zoo cage is all they amount to.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 17:52:29
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Ed,

Well then, this certainly bears repeating, since it addresses rathre
nicely everything you''ve once again brought up...

Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly
ego run amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for Ed
Dolan's regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... his tiresome inane dogma.
To read Ed Dolan's banal, incoherent, fatuous drivel is to take a
journey into the realm of irrationality and peer into the abyss of
lunacy. Ed Dolan is an enigma, disenfranchised from reality, a victim
of an egocentric, self-indulgent persona and a profusion of myopic
perceptions. He is a bizarre, pitiful soul, consumed by warped
fixations and driven by twisted misconceptions. He has conspicuously
demonstrated that he is possessed by an unrestrained and enormously
distended sense of self-importance. He is Usenet newsgroup's
(particularly ARBR's) consummate, undeterred, demented parasite, a
self-appointed and self-anointed apotheosis. Afflicted with delusions
of grandeur, Ed Dolan is a legend in his own mind. He has an opinion
of himself far beyond the opinion that others will ever have of him.
He is the consummate conundrum ... a complex amalgam of absurd
contradiction ... a bigoted, emotionally-challenged, egomaniacal
misanthrope in dire need of a therapist.

The gap between Ed and reality is immense and insurmountable. Just
listen to what the man has to say of himself for what he reveals is
very telling. He professes to have attained spiritual fulfillment by
abnegating contact with others, in effect rejecting humanity's
collective communal consciousness and invites, no insistently demands
that the reader follow in his errant footsteps.

Often, Ed Dolan has avowed his cerebral transcendence over all who
venture into the web of his "personal Usenet newsgroup lair". He
pretentiously extols his fanaticized preeminence, disrespecting all who
blasphemously offer a dissenting opinion. Ed insults the vary target
audience from whom he expects to attain recognition. As if this wasn't
peculiar enough, consider this. There is an inherent human desire to
be recognized by one's peers, but the arrogant, pompous Ed Dolan
asserts that he has no peers. Consequently, the very recognition that
Ed Dolan demands is circumvented by his own arrogance. That he manages
to appropriate time to lavish impassioned verbosity on those whom he
disdains as inferiors defies comprehension and rationality. In utter
contradiction, he perseveres in his insatiable crusade to be heard by
those who seemingly matter not. Is this not just a bit incongruous?

Ed Dolan subscribes to the mistaken notion that the readership savors
his every word whereas in reality the only person who values what the
man says is the man saying it. Ed is a pedant who is enraptured be his
own vacuous gibberish. With no one worthy of his companionship, the
sanctimonious hermit has little more than ARBR from which to derive
meaning in his life. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has
assumed an exaggerated prominence in his hierarchical order of
relevance. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has emerged as the
source from which he garners his sense of accomplishment and
self-esteem. Regardless of his opinion of the readership, without the
lifeblood of the Usenet newsgroup audience to sustain him, Ed Dolan has
nothing and is nothing. What a pathetic shallow existence. Pity the
cantankerous, misguided, quintessential fool. It must really suck to
be head swollen ... HEAD Dolan. Since, by his own admission, he is the
only one worthy of himself, I have a suggestion. Ed, why don't you
just go F__K yourself!!!

Jim McNaa



  
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:58:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145321549.471168.84510@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> Ed,
>
> Well then, this certainly bears repeating, since it addresses rathre
> nicely everything you''ve once again brought up...
>
> Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly
> ego run amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for Ed
> Dolan's regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... his tiresome inane dogma.
> To read Ed Dolan's banal, incoherent, fatuous drivel is to take a
> journey into the realm of irrationality and peer into the abyss of
> lunacy. Ed Dolan is an enigma, disenfranchised from reality, a victim
> of an egocentric, self-indulgent persona and a profusion of myopic
> perceptions. He is a bizarre, pitiful soul, consumed by warped
> fixations and driven by twisted misconceptions. He has conspicuously
> demonstrated that he is possessed by an unrestrained and enormously
> distended sense of self-importance. He is Usenet newsgroup's
> (particularly ARBR's) consummate, undeterred, demented parasite, a
> self-appointed and self-anointed apotheosis. Afflicted with delusions
> of grandeur, Ed Dolan is a legend in his own mind. He has an opinion
> of himself far beyond the opinion that others will ever have of him.
> He is the consummate conundrum ... a complex amalgam of absurd
> contradiction ... a bigoted, emotionally-challenged, egomaniacal
> misanthrope in dire need of a therapist.
>
> The gap between Ed and reality is immense and insurmountable. Just
> listen to what the man has to say of himself for what he reveals is
> very telling. He professes to have attained spiritual fulfillment by
> abnegating contact with others, in effect rejecting humanity's
> collective communal consciousness and invites, no insistently demands
> that the reader follow in his errant footsteps.
>
> Often, Ed Dolan has avowed his cerebral transcendence over all who
> venture into the web of his "personal Usenet newsgroup lair". He
> pretentiously extols his fanaticized preeminence, disrespecting all who
> blasphemously offer a dissenting opinion. Ed insults the vary target
> audience from whom he expects to attain recognition. As if this wasn't
> peculiar enough, consider this. There is an inherent human desire to
> be recognized by one's peers, but the arrogant, pompous Ed Dolan
> asserts that he has no peers. Consequently, the very recognition that
> Ed Dolan demands is circumvented by his own arrogance. That he manages
> to appropriate time to lavish impassioned verbosity on those whom he
> disdains as inferiors defies comprehension and rationality. In utter
> contradiction, he perseveres in his insatiable crusade to be heard by
> those who seemingly matter not. Is this not just a bit incongruous?
>
> Ed Dolan subscribes to the mistaken notion that the readership savors
> his every word whereas in reality the only person who values what the
> man says is the man saying it. Ed is a pedant who is enraptured be his
> own vacuous gibberish. With no one worthy of his companionship, the
> sanctimonious hermit has little more than ARBR from which to derive
> meaning in his life. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has
> assumed an exaggerated prominence in his hierarchical order of
> relevance. The Usenet newsgroup (particularly ARBR) has emerged as the
> source from which he garners his sense of accomplishment and
> self-esteem. Regardless of his opinion of the readership, without the
> lifeblood of the Usenet newsgroup audience to sustain him, Ed Dolan has
> nothing and is nothing. What a pathetic shallow existence. Pity the
> cantankerous, misguided, quintessential fool. It must really suck to
> be head swollen ... HEAD Dolan. Since, by his own admission, he is the
> only one worthy of himself, I have a suggestion. Ed, why don't you
> just go F__K yourself!!!

You do not correctly format which makes more work for me. Therefore, I can't
be bothered any further with you. Either format your posts in the acceptable
manner or get lost.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. JimmyMac should have posted his message above as an original post. It
continues to amaze me how he does not have a clue about how newsgroup
formatting works.





 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 17:50:19
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
HEADward,

Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
worthless?

... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known.
Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run
amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your
regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your
very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup.

I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might
be
worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
all
the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.

... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a
bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise,
then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence
in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to
recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed!

I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can
engage my
mind.

... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go
play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide
as of late?

I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
who are not worthy of me.

... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious
bullshit.

Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.

... Megalomaniac, I though you've said that no one was your
intellectual. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you
to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the
"unworthy" to our own devices.

I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks

... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye.

, even though they may all have
genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
who
know how to discuss things intelligently.

... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex.

I am sick and tired of the kind of
children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of
me
so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any
glimmers
of intelligence?

... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote?

Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.

... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses

Jim McNaa



  
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:52:38
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145321419.885416.136380@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> HEADward,
>
> Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
> worthless?

Well, you are at least quoting me, but there is still something messed up
with your formatting. I do not understand why someone who is sophisticated
with computers does not use a proper newsreader. Why are you continuing to
use the Google website? Do you not have OE on your computer?

> ... Just the ones where you make your unwelcome presence known.
> Usenet newsgroups are the showcase for your unharnessed, unruly ego run
> amok. Usenet newsgroups have become the repository for your
> regurgitated, monotonous mantra ... your tiresome inane dogma. Your
> very presence tends to diminish the value of any newsgroup.

Yawn!

> I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
> powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might
> be
> worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
> all
> the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
>
> ... Let's employ your own reasoning, shall we. You said, "It takes a
> bit of intelligence to find intelligence". If we accept your premise,
> then it logically follows since you have never encountered intelligence
> in a newsgroup, then you are simply lacking the intelligence to
> recognize intelligence when you encounter it. Bravo Ed!

Nope! I have already explained that I am too lazy to do any of the leg work
involved. Besides, I despair of there ever being any such thing as an
intelligent newsgroup. The format itself is against it. You simply must have
a moderator or else all you get is bedlam.

> I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can
> engage my
> mind.
>
> ... And we need a newsgroup devoid of your presence. Why don't you go
> play in traffic, since you have been entertaining thoughts of suicide
> as of late?
>
> I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my inferiors
> who are not worthy of me.
>
> ... Then give it up, as we are sick entire of your prosaic, repetitious
> bullshit.
>
> Yea, I am Great, but surely there are others in
> this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.
>
> ... Megalomaniac, I though you've said that no one was your
> intellectual. Whereas many would disagree, we would be willing for you
> to delude yourself into thinking so and encourage you to leave us the
> "unworthy" to our own devices.

Yawn! JimmyMac is the only person I know who can go on and on and never say
anything. It actually takes talent to be able to do this sort of thing. He
is almost worthy of me, but not quite.

> I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks
>
> ... I think you just read your cue card. Good-bye.
>
> , even though they may all have
> genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
> who
> know how to discuss things intelligently.
>
> ... Notice how the closet queen excluded the fairer sex.

There are no women on any these cycling newsgroups except for a couple of
mindless kooks. I wonder where Claire is off to this weekend?

> I am sick and tired of the kind of
> children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be rid of
> me
> so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by any
> glimmers
> of intelligence?
>
> ... Did Ed Dolan just call for a vote?
>
> Of course you would. Children only like to be with other
> children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my Greatness.
>
> ... alt.bigoted.emotionally-challenged.egomaniacal.misanthrope
> ... alt.HEADwardTheGRATE.OurLadyofPerpetualSorryAsses

And gobbledygook to you too!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 00:10:42
From: Aaron DeVore
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Oh, I take that bit about "Only trolling" back. What I meant was
*mostly* trolling, with the rest of the posts not being trolling, just
not helpful on the subject of biking. Sermons to "RBM" are considered
off topic.



  
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:35:43
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Aaron DeVore" <TheVore@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1145257842.490421.256030@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Oh, I take that bit about "Only trolling" back. What I meant was
> *mostly* trolling, with the rest of the posts not being trolling, just
> not helpful on the subject of biking. Sermons to "RBM" are considered
> off topic.

There are many others who post messages on the subject of bikes. That is not
my purpose, although when I do have something to say about bikes it will pay
you to listen, as I am wise on all subjects. However, I am here on these
cycling newsgroups to provide a bit of off-topic interest and to amuse all
the fools who infest these groups. I sometimes succeed in this and I
sometimes fail. But I keep plugging away regardless. That is why I am so
Great.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 23:49:07
From: Aaron DeVore
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Looking back on your history of posts, I can only concluded that you
never posting to this newsgroup again would be beneficial. I never
found you give bicycling advice. Only trolling. Enough said.



 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 19:15:49
From: Ted
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Dear Ed:

I believe you just wrote " it takes a bit of intelligence to find
intelligence." Where does that leave you?

Here is a group for you... "Socialism: An Intelligent Discussion"
Leave us and join them. I am sure you will feel right at home.

Ted.



  
Date: 16 Apr 2006 23:19:15
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Ted" <plpfoot@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1145240149.066201.22280@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Dear Ed:
>
> I believe you just wrote " it takes a bit of intelligence to find
> intelligence." Where does that leave you?
>
> Here is a group for you... "Socialism: An Intelligent Discussion"
> Leave us and join them. I am sure you will feel right at home.
>
> Ted.

A group devoted to the discussion of socialism would have suited me in my
long lost youth, but no more. Unfortunately for socialists, the entire 20th
century has ensued which totality discredits them. Nay, I in all honesty
can't bring myself to honor those types of cretins with my presence. I am
way too Great for the likes of them.

The reason I do not embark on my own search for an intelligent newsgroup is
that I am way too lazy for that. Unlike most of the rest of you, I am not an
eager beaver looking for new worlds to conquer. I am old and tired and fed
up with human folly. With wisdom goes much sorrow. Please note my signature
if you would know me.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 01:25:50
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:7sKdnZvadp0ZQ9_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
> Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
> worthless? I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
> powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be
> worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
> all the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
>
>

FUCK OFF, wanker.




  
Date: 16 Apr 2006 23:06:40
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:y8C0g.30283$7a.7136@pd7tw1no...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:7sKdnZvadp0ZQ9_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>> Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
>> worthless? I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
>> powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be
>> worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
>> all the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
>>
>>
>
> FUCK OFF, wanker.

I know a fellow by the name of r, but he is unlike you. He is super
intelligent and you are super ignorant - as well as being a totally screwed
up fucker. I think that extra 'a' and the 's' on the end of your name is
what does it.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




   
Date: 17 Apr 2006 04:27:23
From: Fabrizio Mazzoleni
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>
> I know a fellow by the name of r, but he is unlike you. He is super
> intelligent and you are super ignorant - as well as being a totally
> screwed up fucker. I think that extra 'a' and the 's' on the end of your
> name is what does it.

Edward you idiot, that's not my real name, now fuck off.




    
Date: 17 Apr 2006 00:04:02
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <fm@shaw.ca > wrote in message
news:LOE0g.31454$WI1.26971@pd7tw2no...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> I know a fellow by the name of r, but he is unlike you. He is super
>> intelligent and you are super ignorant - as well as being a totally
>> screwed up fucker. I think that extra 'a' and the 's' on the end of your
>> name is what does it.
>
> Edward you idiot, that's not my real name, now fuck off.

So why not use your real name? Hiding something?

The Great Ed Dolan is always open and above board. He does not ever hide
anything. No need to. Greatness speaks for itself. Ed Dolan the Great is
like a God that way.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




     
Date: 17 Apr 2006 10:35:06
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>> news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>>>
>
> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?

Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great???




      
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:29:13
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e20jmp$urs$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>> news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>>>>
>>
>> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?
>
> Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great???

My real name is in my address heading. My signature is there to amuse fools
like you.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




       
Date: 20 Apr 2006 09:18:00
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:xbednRyPuNXDGdjZRVn-gg@prairiewave.com...
>
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e20jmp$urs$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>
>>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>>>>>
>>>
>>> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?
>>
>> Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great???
>
> My real name is in my address heading. My signature is there to amuse
> fools like you.

not using your real name -- > lack of confidence.

k




        
Date: 20 Apr 2006 13:52:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e28cal$mft$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:xbednRyPuNXDGdjZRVn-gg@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
>> news:e20jmp$urs$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>>>
>>>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:-NadnfhE8czPid7ZRVn-qw@prairiewave.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?
>>>
>>> Your passport reads Ed Dolan the Great???
>>
>> My real name is in my address heading. My signature is there to amuse
>> fools like you.
>
> not using your real name --> lack of confidence.
>
> k

What are you talking about? I use my real name all the time - over and over
in every message. I am Ed Dolan and my full name is Edward Dolan. Both names
are there for all the world to see in my every post.

I use my name because I stand by everything I say. I do not say things that
the anonymous slobs and cretins say and then run and hide like they do. I do
not hide behind user names either. If you want to be hidden, why not get
thee to a graveyard and die. The cemeteries are full of anonymous souls whom
no one knows. That is not for me. I want to be known. I am proud of my name
and I want to shove it down every possible throat in the known universe.

I find it impossible to treat those who do not use their real names with
anything but contempt. I truly do not understand why anyone would want to
hide their name unless they are engaged in criminal activity. Our names are
who we are. God, it just boggles my mind that someone would want to be
anonymous - nothing but a cipher, a ghost, a phantom. Screw that! I am Ed
Dolan the Great and I want all you cretins to know it!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





         
Date: 24 Apr 2006 08:50:08
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:UMadnXgxdInsRdrZRVn-jw@prairiewave.com...

>> not using your real name --> lack of confidence.
>>
>
> What are you talking about? I use my real name all the time - over and
> over

<snip >

> anonymous - nothing but a cipher, a ghost, a phantom. Screw that! I am Ed
> Dolan the Great and I want all you cretins to know it!

You don't know if your name is Ed Dolan or Edward Dolan or Edward Dolan the
Great or Ed Dolan the Great? Or you got a passport for every name? Stick
with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

k





          
Date: 24 Apr 2006 17:32:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e2is6v$ikr$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:UMadnXgxdInsRdrZRVn-jw@prairiewave.com...
>
>>> not using your real name --> lack of confidence.
>>>
>>
>> What are you talking about? I use my real name all the time - over and
>> over
>
> <snip>
>
>> anonymous - nothing but a cipher, a ghost, a phantom. Screw that! I am Ed
>> Dolan the Great and I want all you cretins to know it!
>
> You don't know if your name is Ed Dolan or Edward Dolan or Edward Dolan
> the Great or Ed Dolan the Great? Or you got a passport for every name?
> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>
> k

Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never live
with a name so insignificant as just plain 'k.' I am not small enough for
that.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




           
Date: 25 Apr 2006 10:51:48
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:N6idnQ9RP5yez9DZnZ2dnUVZ_v-dnZ2d@prairiewave.com...

> Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
> called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never live
> with a name so insignificant as just plain 'k.' I am not small enough
> for that.

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

k




            
Date: 26 Apr 2006 17:15:08
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e2lnm6$gts$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:N6idnQ9RP5yez9DZnZ2dnUVZ_v-dnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
>> Nay, one name is not enough for One so Great as Myself. Many variants are
>> called for, depending on the situation I am addressing. I could never
>> live with a name so insignificant as just plain 'k.' I am not small
>> enough for that.
>
> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>
> k

Is k a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I really
just talking and listening to myself? If so, that is not so bad as I like to
talk to someone intelligent and I also like to listen to someone
intelligent. Why should someone as Great as MYSELF ever bother to talk to
the lesser breeds let alone listen to them. Henceforth, I shall only talk to
MYSELF and listen to MYSELF. Yea, it is the best of both worlds.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





             
Date: 27 Apr 2006 09:27:49
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:WoWdncPs-KNubdLZRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>
> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:e2lnm6$gts$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...

>> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>>
>> k
>
> Is k a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I
> really

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

k




              
Date: 27 Apr 2006 14:23:58
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"k" <kksen@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:e2qrh5$vqb$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:WoWdncPs-KNubdLZRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "k" <kksen@lycos.com> wrote in message
>> news:e2lnm6$gts$1@cache.uni-koblenz.de...
>
>>> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>>>
>>> k
>>
>> Is k a parrot? Does nothing I say make an impression on him? Am I
>> really
>
> Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.
>
> k

You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has never
been anyone on these freaking cycling newsgroups who has been able to shake
my confidence in MYSELF in the slightest. How could it be otherwise. All
others are midgets and dwarfs and I am a GIANT. Think of ME as GOD and
yourself as an ant or a termite and you will have the proportions and your
perspective right.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




               
Date: 27 Apr 2006 14:47:40
From: Mark
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:oradnRcQD8zLh8zZnZ2dnUVZ_sGdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has
> never

Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

k




         
Date: 20 Apr 2006 22:55:03
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
Ed, shut the fuck up.




          
Date: 21 Apr 2006 11:51:39
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:bjU1g.52419$P01.44517@pd7tw3no...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

But more than that, Flabby does not even included any of the previous
message to which he is responding. You do not get any more idiotic than
that!

> Ed, shut the fuck up.

It has been a long time since I have heard the words "shut up". We used to
yell that at one another all the time when we were kids. However, Flabby is
ever into wanking, so of course he had to include the f*** word. I urge
Flabby to stop with all the wanking. He is going to go blind for sure if he
doesn't reform.

I would advise all and sundry that virtue is much more fun than vice. Once
you have attained Greatness and Holiness like ME you will have realized how
you have wasted your lives pursuing such negligible things as wanking.
Flabby needs to raise his eyes slightly so as to spend more time
contemplating his navel and less time contemplating his penis.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




          
Date: 20 Apr 2006 19:08:06
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!
If you want him to "Shut the fuck up", stop telling him to shut the fuck up.
Even this simple tidbit of post is going to generate the usual rants such as
"All top posters are idiots", etc. It is the last I'll say on the topic.
"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:bjU1g.52419$P01.44517@pd7tw3no...
> Ed, shut the fuck up.
>




           
Date: 21 Apr 2006 12:28:57
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Jeff Grippe" <jeff@door7.com > wrote in message
news:124g525sobj8db7@news.supernews.com...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> If you want him to "Shut the fuck up", stop telling him to shut the fuck
> up. Even this simple tidbit of post is going to generate the usual rants
> such as "All top posters are idiots", etc. It is the last I'll say on the
> topic.
>
> "Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com> wrote in message
> news:bjU1g.52419$P01.44517@pd7tw3no...
>
>> Ed, shut the fuck up.

It greatly amuses someone as Great as I am that Jeff Grippe would take
direction from a midget and a dwarf like Flabby (Jack Maars) rather than
from ME. Is this because Jeff Grippe is also a midget and a dwarf?

Flabby was a very minor troll that ARBR had to put up with for a few years.
He delighted in tweaking recumbent riders at how slow we were compared to
upright racers like him. God, you have no idea how tiresome it got, but
still Flabby was harmless and it was all done in good fun. Tom Sherman used
to love to tweak him back, but that is because Mr. Sherman had a very
juvenile sense of humor himself.

Needless to say, when the Great Ed Dolan came along all such frivolity came
to a screeching halt. That is because the Great Ed Dolan is a very serious
person indeed and HE will brook no nonsense whatsoever. I am never in the
least bit humorous. I spend all my time thinking on misery and death and I
want everyone else to be similarly inclined. Why should others be happy when
I am not?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




     
Date: 17 Apr 2006 05:15:25
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:jI2dnesyVtZZvN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_umdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...

> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?

That's topic has been debated to death over the years on Usenet,
not quite wasting my time and get out of my face you wanker.




      
Date: 17 Apr 2006 00:38:17
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:NvF0g.31482$P01.1260@pd7tw3no...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:jI2dnesyVtZZvN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_umdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
>> So why not use your real name? Hiding something?
>
> That's topic has been debated to death over the years on Usenet,
> not quite wasting my time and get out of my face you wanker.

Nope, you are a coward who hides his identity. That is why everyone treats
you with the contempt you so richly deserve.

I will never regard anyone who does not use his real name as a real person.
I like to think of Fab (Jack Maars) as a sort of phantom scum bag. He is
like a punching bag and you can punch him anyway you please because he is
not real. That is the price you pay when you want to hide yourself. Get
used to it unless and until you want to use your real name.

Bottom line, you do not deserve to have someone like me talking to you. Why
don't you find your fellow scum bags to talk to? They are everywhere on
Usenet. You would have enjoyed someone like Slugger, recently of ARBR, who
like you was into nothing but wanking also.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




       
Date: 17 Apr 2006 22:11:08
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:R-6dnYFR_KdWtN7ZRVn-pQ@prairiewave.com...
>
>>
> Ed Dolan the Wanker- Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great Wanker- Order of the Perpetual Wankers - Minnesota
> ( aka 'America's Septic Tank' )

http://members.internettrash.com/mnsucks/




        
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:27:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Jack Maars" <jmaars@comcast.com > wrote in message
news:0oU0g.32990$7a.16023@pd7tw1no...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:R-6dnYFR_KdWtN7ZRVn-pQ@prairiewave.com...
>>
>>>
>> Ed Dolan the Wanker- Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great Wanker- Order of the Perpetual Wankers - Minnesota
>> ( aka 'America's Septic Tank' )

Poor Fab is now showing his true colors, but I always knew he was an idiot
from day one. All one note Johnnies are idiots and the one and only subject
on his pea size brain lately is wanking. Formerly his only subject was going
fast on his freaking bike. He has a very small brain which accounts for all
his wrong notes.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




         
Date: 19 Apr 2006 03:07:11
From: Jack Maars
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:oJqdnWrTz_xvHtjZnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>> Poor Fab is now showing his true colors, but I always knew he was an
>> idiot
> from day one. All one note Johnnies are idiots and the one and only
> subject on his pea size brain lately is wanking. Formerly his only subject
> was going fast on his freaking bike. He has a very small brain which
> accounts for all his wrong notes.

Anyway, are you still riding the bent?




 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 20:07:02
From: di
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:7sKdnZvadp0ZQ9_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
> Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
> worthless? I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
> powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be
> worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
> all the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
>
> I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can engage
> my mind. I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my
> inferiors who are not worthy of me. Yea, I am Great, but surely there are
> others in this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.
>
> I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks, even though they may all have
> genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
> who know how to discuss things intelligently. I am sick and tired of the
> kind of children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be
> rid of me so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by
> any glimmers of intelligence? Of course you would. Children only like to
> be with other children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my
> Greatness.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>

Why not leave and raise the IQ level of this group? Why don't you start
your own newsgroup, you can brag on yourself all day, answer yourself,
correct yourself, and everyone will be happy. After all, talking to
yourself is really the only way you can find someone worthy of your
expectations, because you are not impressing anyone around here.




  
Date: 16 Apr 2006 20:13:59
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"di" <di9999@cox.net > wrote in message news:RSB0g.3439$8q.3350@dukeread08...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:7sKdnZvadp0ZQ9_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>> Why are these cycling newsgroups so worthless? Or is all of Usenet
>> worthless? I have never yet encountered a newsgroup that was worth the
>> powder to blow it up. If any of you know of any newsgroups that might be
>> worthy of the Great Ed Dolan, please let me know. I am going crazy with
>> all the idiots, morons and imbeciles of these cycling newsgroups.
>>
>> I need a newsgroup that reeks of intelligence - something that can engage
>> my mind. I am sick and tired of expending nothing but invective on my
>> inferiors who are not worthy of me. Yea, I am Great, but surely there are
>> others in this world of Usenet who are up to my Greatness.
>>
>> I do not want a newsgroup full of kooks, even though they may all have
>> genius IQs'. I do not like crazies. I want substantial men of the world
>> who know how to discuss things intelligently. I am sick and tired of the
>> kind of children you find on cycling newsgroups. Wouldn't you like to be
>> rid of me so you could go back to your childish babble uninterrupted by
>> any glimmers of intelligence? Of course you would. Children only like to
>> be with other children. So find me a newsgroup that is worthy of my
>> Greatness.
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>>
>
> Why not leave and raise the IQ level of this group? Why don't you start
> your own newsgroup, you can brag on yourself all day, answer yourself,
> correct yourself, and everyone will be happy. After all, talking to
> yourself is really the only way you can find someone worthy of your
> expectations, because you are not impressing anyone around here.

Obviously little old "di" does not know of any intelligent newsgroups. This
does not surprise me as it takes a bit of intelligence to find intelligence.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




   
Date: 16 Apr 2006 22:19:08
From: di
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:GZ-dnc9XNLBEdt_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
- Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>>>
>>
>> Why not leave and raise the IQ level of this group? Why don't you
>> start your own newsgroup, you can brag on yourself all day, answer
>> yourself, correct yourself, and everyone will be happy. After all,
>> talking to yourself is really the only way you can find someone worthy of
>> your expectations, because you are not impressing anyone around here.
>
> Obviously little old "di" does not know of any intelligent newsgroups.
> This does not surprise me as it takes a bit of intelligence to find
> intelligence.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>

Gotcha Ed, your comebacks are getting weak, come on, I expect much more from
such a highly developed individual as you claim to be.




    
Date: 16 Apr 2006 23:02:23
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"di" <di9999@cox.net > wrote in message news:GOD0g.3447$8q.64@dukeread08...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:GZ-dnc9XNLBEdt_ZnZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>>
>>> Why not leave and raise the IQ level of this group? Why don't you
>>> start your own newsgroup, you can brag on yourself all day, answer
>>> yourself, correct yourself, and everyone will be happy. After all,
>>> talking to yourself is really the only way you can find someone worthy
>>> of your expectations, because you are not impressing anyone around here.
>>
>> Obviously little old "di" does not know of any intelligent newsgroups.
>> This does not surprise me as it takes a bit of intelligence to find
>> intelligence.
>
> Gotcha Ed, your comebacks are getting weak, come on, I expect much more
> from such a highly developed individual as you claim to be.

Say something noteworthy I will be there for you. Say something stupid and I
will be there for that too, but at an appropriately lower level. I will not
carry anyone else's water for them. To reap a great response from Ed Dolan
the Great you have to say something great yourself.

Also, I do not bother much with those who do not use their real names. Those
who hide behind user names are beneath contempt and that is how I treat
them - with contempt.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




     
Date: 17 Apr 2006 05:52:48
From: di
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:UK-dnWjIi63Pjt7ZnZ2dnUVZ_tGdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
>
> Say something noteworthy I will be there for you. Say something stupid and
> I will be there for that too, but at an appropriately lower level. I will
> not carry anyone else's water for them. To reap a great response from Ed
> Dolan the Great you have to say something great yourself.
>
> Also, I do not bother much with those who do not use their real names.
> Those who hide behind user names are beneath contempt and that is how I
> treat them - with contempt.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>

Geez, why am I wasting my time talking to a 13 year old, or at best an
immature 15 year old?




      
Date: 18 Apr 2006 19:22:01
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is Fed Up!

"di" <di9999@cox.net > wrote in message news:ZrK0g.3463$8q.1816@dukeread08...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:UK-dnWjIi63Pjt7ZnZ2dnUVZ_tGdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>
>>
>> Say something noteworthy I will be there for you. Say something stupid
>> and I will be there for that too, but at an appropriately lower level. I
>> will not carry anyone else's water for them. To reap a great response
>> from Ed Dolan the Great you have to say something great yourself.
>>
>> Also, I do not bother much with those who do not use their real names.
>> Those who hide behind user names are beneath contempt and that is how I
>> treat them - with contempt.
>
> Geez, why am I wasting my time talking to a 13 year old, or at best an
> immature 15 year old?

Nope, little old "di" is not capable of writing anything that anyone other
than an idiot would want to read. Why doesn't he find others who are on his
low level? ARBR and RBM are full of his type. Why does he want to engage the
Great Ed Dolan?

Maybe if and when he gets a real name, we will have something to talk about.
But I imagine he does not want to use his real name because it is most
likely a stupid name. Anyone but me ever notice how all idiots have really
stupid names.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota