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Date: 06 Sep 2007 23:18:07
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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Yea, this will be my 11th and final farewell if and when I decide to take
it. The fact is that no one appreciates my genius. I bring something
precious to these cycling newsgroups but most of you are too stupid to ever
know it.
Just what do I bring to these cycling newsgroups anyway? I bring a critical
intelligence which if you had to pay for it you could not afford it. I let
the lot of you meander on like the children that you are and I only come
down on you when you become lost and go astray like poor little lambs. Yea,
I am the good shepherd who watches over you like the good Lord watches over
sinners.
If any of you had any brains you would dote on my every word. Instead, all I
get are brick bats. I am like Garfield sitting on the fence yowling my
glorious music and all you do is throw things at me. Hey, I will not be here
for all eternity, Yea, you will miss me when I am gone. All you will have
left is the likes of Tom Sherman who will bore you to death with his
freaking cycling crapola.
It would behoove you to appreciate me while I am here. When I am gone, you
can dote on Tom Sherman. It is a fate worse than death, but it will be what
you deserve.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Sep 2007 10:53:57
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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On Sep 15, 12:35 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net > wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmyma...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1189620968.183375.6600@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Sep 8, 8:41 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> >> "ray" <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>
> >>news:46e0feb1$0$14405$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> >> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> > <Delete!!!>
> >> > About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
>
> >> I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
> >> sooner.
>
> > TRANSLATION: I, Ed Dolan, cannot be taken seriously as I am not a man
> > of my word. In stating that this will be my 11th and final farewell,
> > the operative words are "11th" and "final". Although I am a retired
> > librarian, I never mastered the definition of the word "final" or I
> > would not have erroneously used the word in the same sentence with
> > "11th". The bottom line is that I, Ed Dolan, am just crying wolf ...
> > once again. I have no intention of ever depriving you of my
> > "grateness". I will leave ARBR when the Grim Reaper takes me. I can
> > conceive of nothing more fulfilling in life than to be an obnoxious
> > annoyance. Why else would my signature read ... Order of perpetual
> > Sorrows?
>
> "I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
> sooner." - Ed Dolan
>
> > Where does a pip-squeak ferret like you get off telling me One so
> >> Great as Myself anything? Try to remember your place in life, which is
> >> infinitely below ME!
>
> >> I urge you to ponder deeply on my signature at which point you will come
> >> to
> >> realize what an insignificant nothing you are.
TRANSLATION: My believability was undermined after I returned
following my 2nd through 10th "FINAL" farwells. The best I can do in
responding to JimmyMac is a repetitious, paltry copy and paste reply
because I cannot counter his valid assessment regarding my
demonstrated lack of credibility.
Jim McNamara
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Date: 18 Sep 2007 00:54:01
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1189965237.417127.69050@50g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> On Sep 15, 12:35 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> "JimmyMac" <jimmyma...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1189620968.183375.6600@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Sep 8, 8:41 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> >> "ray" <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:46e0feb1$0$14405$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>
>> >> > Edward Dolan wrote:
>> >> > <Delete!!!>
>> >> > About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
>>
>> >> I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
>> >> sooner.
>>
>> > TRANSLATION: I, Ed Dolan, cannot be taken seriously as I am not a man
>> > of my word. In stating that this will be my 11th and final farewell,
>> > the operative words are "11th" and "final". Although I am a retired
>> > librarian, I never mastered the definition of the word "final" or I
>> > would not have erroneously used the word in the same sentence with
>> > "11th". The bottom line is that I, Ed Dolan, am just crying wolf ...
>> > once again. I have no intention of ever depriving you of my
>> > "grateness". I will leave ARBR when the Grim Reaper takes me. I can
>> > conceive of nothing more fulfilling in life than to be an obnoxious
>> > annoyance. Why else would my signature read ... Order of perpetual
>> > Sorrows?
>>
>> "I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
>> sooner." - Ed Dolan
>>
>> > Where does a pip-squeak ferret like you get off telling me One so
>> >> Great as Myself anything? Try to remember your place in life, which is
>> >> infinitely below ME!
>>
>> >> I urge you to ponder deeply on my signature at which point you will
>> >> come
>> >> to
>> >> realize what an insignificant nothing you are.
>
> TRANSLATION: My believability was undermined after I returned
> following my 2nd through 10th "FINAL" farwells. The best I can do in
> responding to JimmyMac is a repetitious, paltry copy and paste reply
> because I cannot counter his valid assessment regarding my
> demonstrated lack of credibility.
Everyone knows on these incredibly stupid cycling newsgroups that the Great
Ed Dolan is a law unto himself. There are pip-squeaks like you and then
there is the Great One like MYSELF!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 11:16:08
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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On Sep 8, 8:41 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net > wrote:
> "ray" <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>
> news:46e0feb1$0$14405$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> > <Delete!!!>
> > About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
>
> I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
> sooner.
TRANSLATION: I, Ed Dolan, cannot be taken seriously as I am not a man
of my word. In stating that this will be my 11th and final farewell,
the operative words are "11th" and "final". Although I am a retired
librarian, I never mastered the definition of the word "final" or I
would not have erroneously used the word in the same sentence with
"11th". The bottom line is that I, Ed Dolan, am just crying wolf ...
once again. I have no intention of ever depriving you of my
"grateness". I will leave ARBR when the Grim Reaper takes me. I can
conceive of nothing more fulfilling in life than to be an obnoxious
annoyance. Why else would my signature read ... Order of perpetual
Sorrows?
Jim McNamara
Where does a pip-squeak ferret like you get off telling me One so
> Great as Myself anything? Try to remember your place in life, which is
> infinitely below ME!
>
> I urge you to ponder deeply on my signature at which point you will come to
> realize what an insignificant nothing you are.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 15 Sep 2007 00:35:38
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1189620968.183375.6600@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
> On Sep 8, 8:41 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> "ray" <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>>
>> news:46e0feb1$0$14405$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>
>> > Edward Dolan wrote:
>> > <Delete!!!>
>> > About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
>>
>> I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
>> sooner.
>
> TRANSLATION: I, Ed Dolan, cannot be taken seriously as I am not a man
> of my word. In stating that this will be my 11th and final farewell,
> the operative words are "11th" and "final". Although I am a retired
> librarian, I never mastered the definition of the word "final" or I
> would not have erroneously used the word in the same sentence with
> "11th". The bottom line is that I, Ed Dolan, am just crying wolf ...
> once again. I have no intention of ever depriving you of my
> "grateness". I will leave ARBR when the Grim Reaper takes me. I can
> conceive of nothing more fulfilling in life than to be an obnoxious
> annoyance. Why else would my signature read ... Order of perpetual
> Sorrows?
"I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
sooner." - Ed Dolan
> Where does a pip-squeak ferret like you get off telling me One so
>> Great as Myself anything? Try to remember your place in life, which is
>> infinitely below ME!
>>
>> I urge you to ponder deeply on my signature at which point you will come
>> to
>> realize what an insignificant nothing you are.
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Date: 07 Sep 2007 23:15:17
From: Mike Vandeman
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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On Thu, 6 Sep 2007 23:18:07 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:
>Yea, this will be my 11th and final farewell if and when I decide to take
>it. The fact is that no one appreciates my genius. I bring something
>precious to these cycling newsgroups but most of you are too stupid to ever
>know it.
>
>Just what do I bring to these cycling newsgroups anyway? I bring a critical
>intelligence which if you had to pay for it you could not afford it. I let
>the lot of you meander on like the children that you are and I only come
>down on you when you become lost and go astray like poor little lambs. Yea,
>I am the good shepherd who watches over you like the good Lord watches over
>sinners.
>
>If any of you had any brains you would dote on my every word. Instead, all I
>get are brick bats. I am like Garfield sitting on the fence yowling my
>glorious music and all you do is throw things at me. Hey, I will not be here
>for all eternity, Yea, you will miss me when I am gone. All you will have
>left is the likes of Tom Sherman who will bore you to death with his
>freaking cycling crapola.
>
>It would behoove you to appreciate me while I am here. When I am gone, you
>can dote on Tom Sherman. It is a fate worse than death, but it will be what
>you deserve.
>
>Regards,
>
>
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
I think it would behoove me to prepare the Smithsonian for their
inevitable hosting of your valuable papers. Earlier is better!
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)
Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!
http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Date: 08 Sep 2007 12:16:08
From: Don Piven
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups
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Mike Vandeman wrote:
> I think it would behoove me to prepare the Smithsonian for their
> inevitable hosting of your valuable papers. Earlier is better!
About time. They were wondering when you'd get around to cleaning those
restrooms.
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Date: 07 Sep 2007 17:33:22
From: ray
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups
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Edward Dolan wrote:
<Delete!!! >
About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
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Date: 08 Sep 2007 20:41:07
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups once and for all!
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"ray" <ferret57@optusnet.com.au > wrote in message
news:46e0feb1$0$14405$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
> <Delete!!!>
> About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
I will bugger off when I get god damn good and ready and not a moment
sooner. Where does a pip-squeak ferret like you get off telling me One so
Great as Myself anything? Try to remember your place in life, which is
infinitely below ME!
I urge you to ponder deeply on my signature at which point you will come to
realize what an insignificant nothing you are.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Sep 2007 16:57:46
From: 7@m3 G33k
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan the Great is getting ready to leave the cycling newsgroups
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ray wrote:
> Edward Dolan wrote:
> <Delete!!!>
> About smegging time. Right then, not ABOUT to, bugger off then.
Aww but ray - I'm new to this group and I've only just started having a
laugh at Ed the Ego! Now I'll just have to snigger at Dr. Mike "round
bicycles wheels are heretical" Vandeman instead. *sigh*
See you later, off out on the trails on my bike! :D
Ian
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