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Date: 24 Sep 2005 22:08:41
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there is no
point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am only being
saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroups are
mostly composed.

Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks in your
head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. It is
for imbeciles.

I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the first
place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I leave you
to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdom come and
thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota








 
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Date: 16 Nov 2005 19:36:46
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

DOG wrote:
> I am presently using the Google Groups web site and my posts seem to be
> all screwed up. It even apears that I may be top posting! Perish the
> thought. Also, no more spell check. I wonder if it is possible to get a
> spell check that will work when you are on a web site like Google
> Groups....

Dear DOG,

When using the Google interface to access Usenet, first click on the
"Preview" button then the "Edit Message" button, after using the
"Reply" function.

Best Regards,

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1132198606.437747.306660@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> DOG wrote:
>> I am presently using the Google Groups web site and my posts seem to be
>> all screwed up. It even apears that I may be top posting! Perish the
>> thought. Also, no more spell check. I wonder if it is possible to get a
>> spell check that will work when you are on a web site like Google
>> Groups....
>
> Dear DOG,
>
> When using the Google interface to access Usenet, first click on the
> "Preview" button then the "Edit Message" button, after using the
> "Reply" function.

I used to know how to post via Google, but I had forgotten how after using
my Outlook Express newsreader for a couple of years. It seems to post
properly via Google website that you have to do a lot of copying and pasting
in your reply. I will only use Google as a back up when my OE newsreader is
all screwed up.

I sometimes wonder if others have as much trouble with their computers as I
do. I note that when I take my computer into the shop for a repair, that I
cannot get it back for less than $100. Hells Bells! I am spending more on
these freaking computers than I ever spent on my bikes.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota






   
Date: 19 Nov 2005 23:26:21
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34 -0600, Edward "Mr Ed." Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > posted.

Even after he'd promised not to.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


    
Date: 20 Nov 2005 11:06:28
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:26:21 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<uce@ftc.gov > wrote:

>On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34 -0600, Edward "Mr Ed." Dolan
><edolan@iw.net> posted.
>
>Even after he'd promised not to.
>
>Guy

And he posted politely, and somewhat on topic.

Even used 'just' his name for a sig.

You had to jump on him.

We all knew he wasn't leaving. As long as he is being civil, can't we
return the favor?

Indiana Mike, ducking



     
Date: 21 Nov 2005 06:37:57
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Mike Rice Wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:26:21 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
> <uce@ftc.gov> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34 -0600, Edward "Mr Ed." Dolan
> ><edolan@iw.net> posted.
> >
> >Even after he'd promised not to.
> >
> >Guy
>
> And he posted politely, and somewhat on topic.
>
> Even used 'just' his name for a sig.
>
> You had to jump on him.
>
> We all knew he wasn't leaving. As long as he is being civil, can't we
> return the favor?
>
> Indiana Mike, ducking

Well said Mike,I think you hit upon the problem with his group.But le
me ask you, why should people be civil when it is so much easier to b
mental midgets?
Regards,
"Just zis Troll,you know?

--
nget



      
Date: 20 Nov 2005 23:35:19
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:37:57 +1100, nget
<nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > said in
<nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com >:

>Well said Mike,I think you hit upon the problem with his group.But let
>me ask you, why should people be civil when it is so much easier to be
>mental midgets?

I've seen Dolan come and go before. His civil period usually lasts -
oh, about two posts.

Seriously, he has driven more people away from this group than even
the monkey pox.

The tiny number of constructive comments he makes is so far outweighed
by the crap that I unsubscribed for a long time until I was told he
had gone. Now it turns out he lied (as usual) I'll finish my current
active conversations and unsub again. Whether you care or not is a
matter of supreme indifference to me.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


       
Date: 21 Nov 2005 09:29:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:sq12o1dlh1nklf975571l055l2ma34plsj@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:37:57 +1100, nget
> <nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> said in
> <nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>:
>
>>Well said Mike,I think you hit upon the problem with his group.But let
>>me ask you, why should people be civil when it is so much easier to be
>>mental midgets?
>
> I've seen Dolan come and go before. His civil period usually lasts -
> oh, about two posts.

You are going to see a new and improved Dolan. Maybe we can even persuade
Larry Varney to come back. I always enjoyed arguing with that old coot from
Kentucky.

> Seriously, he has driven more people away from this group than even
> the monkey pox.

It was my pleasure to get rid of the Florida deadwood who formerly were
using this group like a chat room, just saying hi and goodbye to one
another. That is not what newsgroups are for. If you just want to chat
amiably with your friends, then go to email for Heaven's sake!

> The tiny number of constructive comments he makes is so far outweighed
> by the crap that I unsubscribed for a long time until I was told he
> had gone. Now it turns out he lied (as usual) I'll finish my current
> active conversations and unsub again. Whether you care or not is a
> matter of supreme indifference to me.
>
> Guy

Guy is the sort of bloke who when he sees that he is not winning takes his
bles and goes home, pouting all the way. His type we will always have
with us. They are also what is known as poor losers.

However, I have determined to turn over a new leaf and to try to curb my
nastiness, even though many on this group constantly conspire to bring it
out. I have especially resolved to be kinder and gentler with my old
nemesis,Tom Sherman. Tom has mostly played fair with me no matter how much
we disagree with one another, and I have always appreciated that. Name
calling is just so infantile that I hate to do it even in retaliation.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota






        
Date: 21 Nov 2005 19:36:48
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:29:52 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
said in <csydnTYNDcZkehzeRVn-qw@prairiewave.com >:

>You are going to see a new and improved Dolan.

The evidence is against you thus far.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


         
Date: 22 Nov 2005 05:31:38
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:5e84o19vcnbcobiuqoumbbrcumjocr61gd@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:29:52 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> said in <csydnTYNDcZkehzeRVn-qw@prairiewave.com>:
>
>>You are going to see a new and improved Ed Dolan.
>
> The evidence is against you thus far.
>
> Guy

It is going to take some time so I beg all of you to be patient with me. It
is not easy to lose old habits honed by years of constant battle here on
ARBR, most especially when I am being baited all the time by the likes of
Guy Chapman of England. He knows I am of Irish ancestry, so we are off to a
bad start right there - he of the stiff upper lip and of somewhat dour
disposition and I of delightful Irish lightness and something of a joyful
gadfly.

I wonder, do the Irish in England get along with the English, or is it
constant warfare and unpleasantness like it is here on ARBR? I have never
yet hit it off with a single Englishman.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota




          
Date: 22 Nov 2005 19:43:01
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:31:38 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
said in <ePydnToaybc4nB7enZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@prairiewave.com >:

>It is going to take some time so I beg all of you to be patient with me. It
>is not easy to lose old habits honed by years of constant battle here on
>ARBR, most especially when I am being baited all the time by the likes of
>Guy Chapman of England. He knows I am of Irish ancestry, so we are off to a
>bad start right there - he of the stiff upper lip and of somewhat dour
>disposition and I of delightful Irish lightness and something of a joyful
>gadfly.

Actually my ancestry is at least 1/4 Irish, and I am descended from
Huguenots (the Andrés) on my mother's side.

Meet my ancestor: http://www.ushistory.org/ch/bio/andre.htm

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


           
Date: 25 Nov 2005 04:57:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:g2t6o1t4e3d31fuht6u1boi4cgffhgjn4p@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:31:38 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> said in <ePydnToaybc4nB7enZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@prairiewave.com>:
>
>>It is going to take some time so I beg all of you to be patient with me.
>>It
>>is not easy to lose old habits honed by years of constant battle here on
>>ARBR, most especially when I am being baited all the time by the likes of
>>Guy Chapman of England. He knows I am of Irish ancestry, so we are off to
>>a
>>bad start right there - he of the stiff upper lip and of somewhat dour
>>disposition and I of delightful Irish lightness and something of a joyful
>>gadfly.
>
> Actually my ancestry is at least 1/4 Irish, and I am descended from
> Huguenots (the Andrés) on my mother's side.
>
> Meet my ancestor: http://www.ushistory.org/ch/bio/andre.htm
>
> Guy

I will never go to a link by someone as untrustworthy as you. 1/4 Irish is
pitiful and not worth talking about. The Huguenots were all crazy as loony
birds and that would explain why you are also nuts.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota




       
Date: 21 Nov 2005 10:37:01
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:35:19 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<uce@ftc.gov > wrote:

>On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:37:57 +1100, nget
><nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> said in
><nget.1yt95o@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>:
>
>>Well said Mike,I think you hit upon the problem with his group.But let
>>me ask you, why should people be civil when it is so much easier to be
>>mental midgets?
>
>I've seen Dolan come and go before. His civil period usually lasts -
>oh, about two posts.
>
>Seriously, he has driven more people away from this group than even
>the monkey pox.
>
>The tiny number of constructive comments he makes is so far outweighed
>by the crap that I unsubscribed for a long time until I was told he
>had gone. Now it turns out he lied (as usual) I'll finish my current
>active conversations and unsub again. Whether you care or not is a
>matter of supreme indifference to me.
>
>Guy

Guy I'm sorry to see you leave. I know it is unlikely that he will
remain civil, I've seen that black rainbow too, but I hate to see
contributing members driven off.

Indiana Mike



        
Date: 22 Nov 2005 20:42:11
From: Roger Houston
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
news:dn83o1di3m4f95qi5i7csskjl3r5rr77sh@4ax.com...
>
> Guy I'm sorry to see you leave. I know it is unlikely that he will
> remain civil, I've seen that black rainbow too, but I hate to see
> contributing members driven off.

As a lurker, I have to admit I find the histrionics of all the comings and
goings as entertaining as an old-time soap opera. All the melodramatic
farewells, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth, all the bitter rejoinders
and falling upon spears. "No, really. You guys have <pissed me off /
gotten my goat / shit in my messkit > for the last time. I'm leaving. No,
really. I'm REALLY leaving. That's right. Goodbye. This is it. I warned
you. You can't talk me out of it. That's right.

"I'm already gone. And I'm feelin' strong.

"I'd rather clean out all of the toilets in Grand Central Station
With my tongue,
Than to spend
One More Minute
With you..."

Then Don Pardo's resonant voice-over says, "Does he REALLY mean it? Is Guy
REALLY going to leave? Is Ed truly Dead? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
And now here's a word from this week's sponsor, Gleem toothpaste".

To all the participants in the Final Freaking Farewell Circle Jerk and
Taffy-Pulling Society I say: stand not upon the order of your going, but go
at once.

You're all nuttier than squirrel shit.




         
Date: 25 Nov 2005 05:08:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Roger Houston" <houstonr@nasa.org > wrote in message
news:yLSdnYQpb5hjSx7enZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
>
> "Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
> news:dn83o1di3m4f95qi5i7csskjl3r5rr77sh@4ax.com...
>>
>> Guy I'm sorry to see you leave. I know it is unlikely that he will
>> remain civil, I've seen that black rainbow too, but I hate to see
>> contributing members driven off.
>
> As a lurker, I have to admit I find the histrionics of all the comings and
> goings as entertaining as an old-time soap opera. All the melodramatic
> farewells, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth, all the bitter
> rejoinders and falling upon spears. "No, really. You guys have <pissed
> me off / gotten my goat / shit in my messkit> for the last time. I'm
> leaving. No, really. I'm REALLY leaving. That's right. Goodbye. This
> is it. I warned you. You can't talk me out of it. That's right.
>
> "I'm already gone. And I'm feelin' strong.
>
> "I'd rather clean out all of the toilets in Grand Central Station
> With my tongue,
> Than to spend
> One More Minute
> With you..."
>
> Then Don Pardo's resonant voice-over says, "Does he REALLY mean it? Is
> Guy REALLY going to leave? Is Ed truly Dead? Tune in tomorrow to find
> out! And now here's a word from this week's sponsor, Gleem toothpaste".
>
> To all the participants in the Final Freaking Farewell Circle Jerk and
> Taffy-Pulling Society I say: stand not upon the order of your going, but
> go at once.
>
> You're all nuttier than squirrel shit.

Ah, but this is soap opera that is on the human scale, or would you rather
read the Ed Gin - Rich Pinto dialogues on which is the fastest bike or the
Peter Clinch - SMS dialogues on whether to wear a helmet or not? I think
not. No, you are far better off with me than you are with all those others.
After all, I range widely and am not a one topic man like so many others
here.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota







        
Date: 21 Nov 2005 12:00:34
From: Peter Clinch
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Mike Rice wrote:

> Guy I'm sorry to see you leave. I know it is unlikely that he will
> remain civil, I've seen that black rainbow too, but I hate to see
> contributing members driven off.

Especially as all it takes to make him shut up is a killfile. Works for me.

Pete.
--
Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
net p.j.clinch@dundee.ac.uk http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/



         
Date: 21 Nov 2005 09:51:03
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Peter Clinch" <p.j.clinch@dundee.ac.uk > wrote in message
news:3udr3nF10blc0U1@individual.net...
> Mike Rice wrote:
>
>> Guy I'm sorry to see you leave. I know it is unlikely that he will
>> remain civil, I've seen that black rainbow too, but I hate to see
>> contributing members driven off.
>
> Especially as all it takes to make him shut up is a killfile. Works for
> me.
>
> Pete.

Note the key words in Peter's message above: shut up and kill. Does that not
tell us all we will ever want to know about this supreme jerk and dork?

> Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
> Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
> Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
> net p.j.clinch@dundee.ac.uk http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

But no, it does not tell us all. Instead he contributes more information
about his loathsome self in his signature above. I ask you, would anyone but
an ego maniac mention that he is a medical physics IT officer (whatever that
is) and that he works in a sinkhole of a hospital that goes by the name of
Ninewells Hospital. The University of Dundee is a nice touch too, but no one
as stupid as Peter Clinch could possibly be affiliated in any way with a
major university. That much I know at least.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota





          
Date: 21 Nov 2005 19:36:27
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:51:03 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
said in <e7ydnQ6E8MxtcRzenZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@prairiewave.com >:

>Note the key words in Peter's message above: shut up and kill. Does that not
>tell us all we will ever want to know about this supreme jerk and dork?

Yes, it tells us that he killfiled this supreme jerk and dork.

Which would do for me, if it weren't for the fact that the supreme
jerk and dork also poisons every other thread. That's why I unsubbed
in the first place, you supreme jerk and dork. I wasn't the first you
drove off and I doubt I'll be the last.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


           
Date: 22 Nov 2005 05:19:02
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:k984o1hf0t81tlthf6dh4kje8ji9f6p142@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:51:03 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> said in <e7ydnQ6E8MxtcRzenZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@prairiewave.com>:
>
>>Note the key words in Peter's message above: shut up and kill. Does that
>>not
>>tell us all we will ever want to know about this supreme jerk and dork?
>
> Yes, it tells us that he killfiled this supreme jerk and dork.
>
> Which would do for me, if it weren't for the fact that the supreme
> jerk and dork also poisons every other thread. That's why I unsubbed
> in the first place, you supreme jerk and dork. I wasn't the first you
> drove off and I doubt I'll be the last.
>
> Guy

So why don't others who can't take the heat just quietly put me in their
killfile and slink off into their good night. But no, instead they have to
make announcements, just like you have now. I think we all know who are the
jerks and the dorks. Peter, meet Guy. Guy, meet Peter. Try to act like a man
occasionally instead of whimpering like a woman all the time, why don't you!

You are starting to remind me more and more of old Cletus Lee from Texas.
Before you know it, you will start to remind me of Jon Meinecke, the biggest
weasel ARBR has ever been saddled with.

By the way, I limit myself to just a few threads always. This thread is all
about me and so of course I am going to post to it until kingdom come (see
the subject thread title). My main function here on ARBR is as a
housekeeper. That is essentially what all librarians do and it just comes
naturally to me (I was a college librarian in another lifetime).

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

PS. I wonder if Guy is a medical physics IT officer like Peter. If he is,
would he please tell me what it is that a medical physics IT officer does. I
am dying to know, but Peter won't tell me and I am too proud to ever look up
shit like this.





            
Date: 22 Nov 2005 19:40:45
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:19:02 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
said in <n9GdnY7h5qIsYx_enZ2dnUVZ_t-dnZ2d@prairiewave.com >:

>So why don't others who can't take the heat just quietly put me in their
>killfile and slink off into their good night.

Because you poison every discussion.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


       
Date: 20 Nov 2005 16:46:51
From: Rich
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:

> I'll finish my current
> active conversations and unsub again.

Excellent. The pointless helmet wars will cease for awhile again.


        
Date: 21 Nov 2005 19:33:49
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 16:46:51 -0700, Rich <richa_colorado@yahoo.com >
said in <11o22n651de7if6@corp.supernews.com >:

>Excellent. The pointless helmet wars will cease for awhile again.

Sadly the pointless Dolan will not.

Incidentally, the helmet war was already in full flood and had been
for some time before I resubbed.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken


         
Date: 22 Nov 2005 04:54:53
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:u684o11uflgl7p75v2lrnhoq3ub318u3ts@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 16:46:51 -0700, Rich <richa_colorado@yahoo.com>
> said in <11o22n651de7if6@corp.supernews.com>:
>
>>Excellent. The pointless helmet wars will cease for awhile again.
>
> Sadly the pointless Dolan will not.
>
> Incidentally, the helmet war was already in full flood and had been
> for some time before I resubbed.
>
> Guy

There are two types of discussions I will never involve myself in, those
having to do with helmets and those having to do with fast bikes. Both types
of discussion lead nowhere are strictly for the permanently deranged.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota




          
Date: 22 Nov 2005 19:40:16
From: Just zis Guy, you know?
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:54:53 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
said in <BMCdnVTDpfyVZB_eRVn-ig@prairiewave.com >:

>There are two types of discussions I will never involve myself in, those
>having to do with helmets and those having to do with fast bikes. Both types
>of discussion lead nowhere are strictly for the permanently deranged.

So why not join in as you are clearly ideally suited?

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

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Date: 20 Nov 2005 09:11:33
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
news:h2m0o1hfko41akpaqmbp2cpld9abkb6dmh@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:26:21 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
> <uce@ftc.gov> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34 -0600, Edward "Mr Ed." Dolan
> ><edolan@iw.net> posted.
> >
> >Even after he'd promised not to.
> >
> >Guy
>
> And he posted politely, and somewhat on topic.
>
> Even used 'just' his name for a sig.
>
> You had to jump on him.
>
> We all knew he wasn't leaving. As long as he is being civil, can't we
> return the favor?
>
> Indiana Mike, ducking

He's never civil for very long.




      
Date: 21 Nov 2005 09:39:54
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:B86dnd0ty-k4DB3eRVn-pg@comcast.com...
>
> "Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
> news:h2m0o1hfko41akpaqmbp2cpld9abkb6dmh@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:26:21 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
>> <uce@ftc.gov> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:41:34 -0600, Edward "Mr Ed." Dolan
>> ><edolan@iw.net> posted.
>> >
>> >Even after he'd promised not to.
>> >
>> >Guy
>>
>> And he posted politely, and somewhat on topic.
>>
>> Even used 'just' his name for a sig.
>>
>> You had to jump on him.
>>
>> We all knew he wasn't leaving. As long as he is being civil, can't we
>> return the favor?
>>
>> Indiana Mike, ducking
>
> He's never civil for very long.

I see that k Leuck is now putting periods at the end of his still very
short (but complete) sentences, so some progress is being made here on ARBR.

Indiana Mike is a possible ally in my major undertaking for more civility
and politeness here on ARBR. I will prove to all of you that I am strictly
an upper class Brahmin and of the highest culture. I will bowl you over with
good manners and make you ashamed of your crudities and low life behavior.
Stay tuned.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota






       
Date: 21 Nov 2005 17:26:31
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:8t-dneNV39bOdxzeRVn-iw@prairiewave.com...

Ahh yes Ed the fraud is back.
>
> I see that k Leuck is now putting periods at the end of his still very
> short (but complete) sentences, so some progress is being made here on
ARBR.
>
> Indiana Mike is a possible ally in my major undertaking for more civility
> and politeness here on ARBR. I will prove to all of you that I am strictly
> an upper class Brahmin and of the highest culture. I will bowl you over
with
> good manners and make you ashamed of your crudities and low life behavior.
> Stay tuned.
>
> Ed Dolan - Useless Person from Minnesota




        
Date: 22 Nov 2005 04:49:09
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net > wrote in message
news:vr-dnaufR6C5yh_enZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@comcast.com...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:8t-dneNV39bOdxzeRVn-iw@prairiewave.com...
>
> Ahh yes Ed the fraud is back.

Here is how it should have been written:

Ahh, yes, Ed the fraud is back.

Leuck needs to learn how to use commas as well as periods.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota


>> I see that k Leuck is now putting periods at the end of his still very
>> short (but complete) sentences, so some progress is being made here on
> ARBR.
[...]




 
Date: 16 Nov 2005 04:27:07
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Tom Sherman wrote:

>Why would I want to adopt children? They are noisy, disruptive,
destructive and altogether uncivilized. The old European upper classes
had the right idea - hire a nanny to take care of them at an early age,

and then ship them off to boarding school until they reach adulthood.

I had to look twice to make sure that I hadn't written the above
myself. Children are the price that men pay to have a sex partner at
their beck and call, and when you fall out of love, which happens soon
enough, then the children are all that remain to remind you that maybe
it was worthwhile after all.

>It is a sign of the intellectual and moral decay in the United States
that landlords are allowed to discriminate against cats, but not
children.

I have so many cats that there is not a landlord in the land who would
have me. It is really not possible to have very many dogs, but cats are
not much trouble and before you know it you can easily have a dozen or
so.

GOD



 
Date: 16 Nov 2005 04:09:16
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
I am presently using the Google Groups web site and my posts seem to be
all screwed up. It even apears that I may be top posting! Perish the
thought. Also, no more spell check. I wonder if it is possible to get a
spell check that will work when you are on a web site like Google
Groups.

>Only a "childish" liar like you would call himself GOD.

It is all part of my self parody, something you have never understood.
But keep on with the liar bit. That is something you would know all
about since it is your chief claim to fame on this group.

>It's obvious who needs to "grow up a bit and lose his childish defense
mechanisms." When was the last time you didn't get the last defensive
word in; I can't recall a time. You are the King of Defense!

I resolved from day one that I was never going to let idiots get the
last word with me, even if I have to stoop to their abysmal low level.
Too bad you had to learn this the hard way.

>PS, being a "fellow Minnesotan" has nothing to do with my distain for
people like you who lie.

Distain should be disdain.

Here is Perry Butler at his best. He has no loyalty to fellow
Minnesotans and he reverts to his custoy name calling at the drop of
a hat. But Minnesota is full of slobs like him. They aspire to the
middle class but never quite get there. Upper class genteel snobs like
me are beyond him.

I ought to be living on the Upper East Side of Manhattan where I would
only consort with my peers, not low lifes like Perry Butler. There,
instead of wasting my time posting to this freaking newsgroup, I could
be attending concerts, operas and ballets and pursuing the intellectual
and artistic life.

GOD



 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 23:04:42
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Jimmy Mac (or $kip?) wrote:
> "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1130107988.244254.73240@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > $kip wrote:
> >> "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> > DOG wrote:
> >> >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
> >> >
> >>
> >> > Dear DOG,
> >> >
> >> > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
> >> >
> >>
> >> What proof do you have to support this contention?
> >
> > A search of industrial suppliers reveals a null result for "schraeder
> > valve", but many sources of "Schrader valves".
> >
> > Anyone claiming divinity should be aware of this.
> >
> >> > Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
> >> > company that invented said valve:
> >> > <http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147>.
> >>
> >> Nice valves. Robust. Tough. Valves real men would want on their inner
> >> tubes. Not wimpy Presta valves (aka the French valve) whose main appeal
> >> would be to technowienies and skinny assed bicycle racing freaks.
> >
> > $kip is obviously a "Fred". It would not surprise me if the labels on
> > his tires were not aligned with the valve stems.
>
>
> Of course I align the tire label with the valve stem. It's a time saver
> locating the stem in the unlikely event of a flat plus it just wouldn't look
> right to me otherwise. I also carefully inspect the tire carcass and tape
> before installing a new tube (no I don't patch the puncture hole [a patch by
> definition is a temporary repair]). I take these additional steps so I
> won't be troubled by repeated flats and for safety's sake. I doesn't take
> much extra time or money to do things right.

"Inner tube patching is a very old, well established technology, and is
quite reliable if done properly" - Sheldon Brown [1]

Enough said, unless one wishes to disagree with Mr. Brown.

> P.S. Oh yeah, I also carefully refold my maps the way they were originally
> intended to be folded. If you ever get around to adopting real children
> other than your three "orphans" you could show them how to do these kinds of
> things.

If one lives in Chicagoland [2], it is practical two have two IDOT
state maps, with one folded backwards.

Why would I want to adopt children? They are noisy, disruptive,
destructive and altogether uncivilized. The old European upper classes
had the right idea - hire a nanny to take care of them at an early age,
and then ship them off to boarding school until they reach adulthood.

It is a sign of the intellectual and moral decay in the United States
that landlords are allowed to discriminate against cats, but not
children.

[1] <http://www.sheldonbrown.com/flats.html >.
[2] An area with a population roughly equivalent to such countries as
B*lg**m, Czech Republic, Greece, Hungary, Portugal, and
Serbia/Montenegro.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 21:36:57
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
GOD wrote:

> Perry Butler is not a bad bloke, but he is mired in conventional
> thinking. I have tried to shake him out of his doldrums, but it has
> been a losing battle. He likes to call me names when he can't think of
> what else to do. He is a fellow Minnesotan so I feel rather badly that
> we do not get along better. All he needs to do really is just to grow
> up a bit and lose his childish defense mechanisms.

Eddie,

Only a "childish" liar like you would call himself GOD.

It's obvious who needs to "grow up a bit and lose his childish defense
mechanisms." When was the last time you didn't get the last defensive
word in; I can't recall a time. You are the King of Defense!

Enjoy,

Perry B

PS, being a "fellow Minnesotan" has nothing to do with my distain for
people like you who lie.



 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 15:53:08
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

$kip wrote:
> "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > DOG wrote:
> >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
> >
>
> > Dear DOG,
> >
> > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
> >
>
> What proof do you have to support this contention?

A search of industrial suppliers reveals a null result for "schraeder
valve", but many sources of "Schrader valves".

Anyone claiming divinity should be aware of this.

> > Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
> > company that invented said valve:
> > <http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147>.
>
> Nice valves. Robust. Tough. Valves real men would want on their inner
> tubes. Not wimpy Presta valves (aka the French valve) whose main appeal
> would be to technowienies and skinny assed bicycle racing freaks.

$kip is obviously a "Fred". It would not surprise me if the labels on
his tires were not aligned with the valve stems.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 23 Oct 2005 20:19:47
From: Jimmy Mac
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1130107988.244254.73240@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> $kip wrote:
>> "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> > DOG wrote:
>> >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
>> >
>>
>> > Dear DOG,
>> >
>> > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
>> >
>>
>> What proof do you have to support this contention?
>
> A search of industrial suppliers reveals a null result for "schraeder
> valve", but many sources of "Schrader valves".
>
> Anyone claiming divinity should be aware of this.
>
>> > Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
>> > company that invented said valve:
>> > <http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147>.
>>
>> Nice valves. Robust. Tough. Valves real men would want on their inner
>> tubes. Not wimpy Presta valves (aka the French valve) whose main appeal
>> would be to technowienies and skinny assed bicycle racing freaks.
>
> $kip is obviously a "Fred". It would not surprise me if the labels on
> his tires were not aligned with the valve stems.
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>


Of course I align the tire label with the valve stem. It's a time saver
locating the stem in the unlikely event of a flat plus it just wouldn't look
right to me otherwise. I also carefully inspect the tire carcass and tape
before installing a new tube (no I don't patch the puncture hole [a patch by
definition is a temporary repair]). I take these additional steps so I
won't be troubled by repeated flats and for safety's sake. I doesn't take
much extra time or money to do things right.

$kip
P.S. Oh yeah, I also carefully refold my maps the way they were originally
intended to be folded. If you ever get around to adopting real children
other than your three "orphans" you could show them how to do these kinds of
things.




 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 15:45:11
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

nget who? wrote:
> skip Wrote:
> > "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > message
> > news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > DOG wrote:
> > >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
> > >
> >
> > > Dear DOG,
> > >
> > > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
> > >
> >
> > What proof do you have to support this contention?
> >
> > The proof may very well exist in the smoke that Tom is blowing out his
> > arse.

"nget's" (who?) needs to work on his/her/its formatting, so the new
post does not show up as quoted text.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 24 Oct 2005 10:08:08
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

'Sunset Lowracer [TM Wrote:
> Fanatic']nget who? wrote:
> > skip Wrote:
> > > "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > > message
> > > news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > > >
> > > > DOG wrote:
> > > >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
> > > >
> > >
> > > > Dear DOG,
> > > >
> > > > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
> > > >
> > >
> > > What proof do you have to support this contention?
> > >
> > > The proof may very well exist in the smoke that Tom is blowing ou
> his
> > > arse.
>
> "nget's" (who?) needs to work on his/her/its formatting, so the new
> post does not show up as quoted text.
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

First the smoke and now the mirrors Tom what's your problem. I did
google search and found a company in the UK that actually sells tube
with schraeder valves.
I am so disappointed with you in that you forgot my name.Of course m
name is k and you are playing the fool

--
nget



 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 07:08:28
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

DOG wrote:
> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...

Dear DOG,

There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".

Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
company that invented said valve:
<http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147 >.
--
Best regards,

Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley



  
Date: 23 Oct 2005 10:42:44
From: skip
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
> DOG wrote:
>> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
>

> Dear DOG,
>
> There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
>

What proof do you have to support this contention?



> Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
> company that invented said valve:
> <http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147>.
> --
> Best regards,
>
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>

Nice valves. Robust. Tough. Valves real men would want on their inner
tubes. Not wimpy Presta valves (aka the French valve) whose main appeal
would be to technowienies and skinny assed bicycle racing freaks.




   
Date: 24 Oct 2005 02:32:46
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

skip Wrote:
> "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote i
> message
> news:1130076508.296569.187810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > DOG wrote:
> >> ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
> >
>
> > Dear DOG,
> >
> > There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
> >
>
> What proof do you have to support this contention?
>
> The proof may very well exist in the smoke that Tom is blowing out hi
> arse

--
nget



  
Date: 24 Oct 2005 01:32:57
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

'Sunset Lowracer [TM Wrote:
> Fanatic']DOG wrote:
> > ... There you can discuss presta valves vs. schraeder valves...
>
> Dear DOG,
>
> There is no such thing as a "schraeder valve".
>
> Here is a nice selection of Schrader valves from a descendent of the
> company that invented said valve:
> <http://www.schrader-bridgeport.com/brochure.cfm?brochure=1341&location_id=1147>.
> --
> Best regards,
>
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
I do believe that all such stupid posts such as the one Tom Sherma
has just given the group should be called monkey postings and should b
frowned upon by one and all.
Of course if you really are with the spelling police then feel free t
waste your time

--
nget



 
Date: 23 Oct 2005 00:31:07
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Why would any recumbent cyclist bother with other cycling groups. They
are all equally crazy.

Newsgroups are just chock full of idiots and morons, devils and
scoundrels.That is the very definition of a newsgroup. If you want to
hone in on a particular subject at least half way seriously then you
will have to go to a moderated forum. There is no other way.

Any Usenet group will have characters like me who will take you on for
no reason at all. If you enjoy conflict and a certain minimal
nastiness, then Usenet is the place to go. If you only want harmony and
peace, then you should go to a moderated forum. There you can discuss
presta valves vs. schraeder valves and other such esoteric subjects to
your heart's content. But here on ARBR, you can count on being
confronted by the likes of me and Tom Sherman and many others. We are
all devils and we mean to make your newsgroup life exciting if nothing
else. We should be charging for our services, but we give freely from
the largess of our hearts. You should all relax and enjoy the
experience. After all, it is only words that are at play.

Mr. Sherman is quite mistaken to confuse "Johnny" with Fabrizio. Fab
was truly nothing but a humorous troll, but "Johnny" was something else
altogether. He was in fact a criminal vandal troll. I continue to be
extremely angry at Mr. Sherman for not knowing the difference between
the two.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 22:54:27
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
You will get nowhere by talking about "fucking" all the time. Please
note that I talk about what I want to talk about, not what you want to
talk about. Therefore I am not a troll. You are nothing but an excuse
for me to say whatever I want to say to this freaking newsgroup.


You continue to top post which is ever the hallk of an idiot. Enuf
said on that particular issue. Even Tom Sherman, the main guru of this
newsgroup, agrees with me on that.

RDS is a foul mouth idiot and so he surely belongs on this newsgroup as
that is what it mostly consists of - foul mouth idiots. Maybe RDS
could enage Slugger in a conversation. They could discuss all about
fucking. Then Wayne Logo, the Poet of Shit and Cum, could enter into
the conversation by putting their thoughts into verse. That would be
ARBR in its full glory.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 21:30:04
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
But I shut up Tom Sherman and many others who were using ARBR for
spouting their despicable liberal views on every subject under the
sun. Perry Butler is a liberal himself so he didn't mind it, but many
of the rest of us did.

ARBR is now a much better place than it ever was in the bad old days
when g.d. liberals were forever mouthing their obscenities. Thank God
they are now gone from here and may they never return.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 21:21:01
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Skip is one of the very few intelligent posters to this newsgroup.
Beware of his razor sharp wit. It is subtle and cutting at the same
time for those who have the intelligence to pick up on it. For most of
the others, it goes right over their heads. They do not have even a
clue.

Perry Butler is not a bad bloke, but he is mired in conventional
thinking. I have tried to shake him out of his doldrums, but it has
been a losing battle. He likes to call me names when he can't think of
what else to do. He is a fellow Minnesotan so I feel rather badly that
we do not get along better. All he needs to do really is just to grow
up a bit and lose his childish defense mechanisms.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 21:05:52
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
I am presently using the Google website. I miss my spell check I must
admit. But I am not going to spend a lot of time and effort on my
spelling because there is no one here on ARBR but idiots and morons
anyway. Any intelligent person will realize that I am not only a GOD
but extremely intelligent. But I realize I am throwing pearls before
swine. That is the nature of ARBR.

By the way, a very interesting phenomenon is that you only need to get
the first letter and the last letter of a word correct in order for
others to read what you have written with perfect understanding. In any
event, I have decided that a concern for perfectly accurate spelling is
the province of small minds. GODS like me are beyond such mundane
concerns.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 20:48:19
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Wayne LoGo, the Poet of Shit and Cum, has never had his comeuppance I
suspect. But that is what I am here for. Now that I have become a GOD I
shall endeavor to show him his proper station in life. It is infintely
below me of course, but he is even lower than Slugger.

He was given a talent and he misuses it by writing about shit and cum.
All true poets write about love and death. His depravity in this regard
is most deplorable. All he needs is some virtue to realize his
potential as an artist. Failing all else, he could at least read the
New Testament and perhaps become a Christian. Then he would no longer
devote his life to writng about shit and cum like a barbarian pagan.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 20:30:01
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Nice play on ed. Now you can play on GOD since that is who I have
become. But I warn you. I am a GOD of the Old Testament, not the New
Testament. As such I will be nothing if not an avenging GOD. My wrath,
as suits a GOD, will be something for all the midgets and dwarfs of
ARBR to fear, most particularly you.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 20:20:27
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
TomT is more intelligent than all the rest of you, that is for sure. He
has got me figured out to a T. The rest of you should go to the
dictionary and look up the world parody. That is what I am all about
and not much else. I do not take this newsgroup seriiously since it is
mostly populated by idiots and morons. The rest of you need to get with
the program, like TomT.

I desperately need to find a newsgroup that is worthy of me. ARBR has
consistently failed me over the years. As a GOD, I should only consort
with other GODS - this much I know at least.

GOD



  
Date: 22 Oct 2005 23:32:46
From: R.D.S.
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
All hail the idiot GOD of morons. I like where you said "I do not take
this newsgroup seriiously ". What the fuck is seriiously? You didn't
make a mistake did you?

Come on now, you can't spell and you asked earlier "who the fuck is
R.D.S.?" How are we to believe you're really a GOD? A dyslexic DOG
perhaps.................

Oh yea, don't you hate "top posts? Me too...................


In article <1130037627.069572.314480@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com >,
edolan@iw.net says...
> TomT is more intelligent than all the rest of you, that is for sure. He
> has got me figured out to a T. The rest of you should go to the
> dictionary and look up the world parody. That is what I am all about
> and not much else. I do not take this newsgroup seriiously since it is
> mostly populated by idiots and morons. The rest of you need to get with
> the program, like TomT.
>
> I desperately need to find a newsgroup that is worthy of me. ARBR has
> consistently failed me over the years. As a GOD, I should only consort
> with other GODS - this much I know at least.
>
> GOD
>
>


 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 20:09:00
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
It is ever my pleasure to insult those who think abortion (the murder
of the innocents) is just fine and dandy. I expect any day to see Jeff
Grippe in favor of murdering children, even though they are outside the
womb. That is the logic of this moral cretin.

Wayne Logo (Wayne Leggit), the Poet of Shit and Cum, will not treat
Jeff Grippe any better than he treated me. That is because he is a
scoundrel and and does not have any morality at all other than the
morality of a hippy-yippy shithead. Their kind were legion back in the
60's. Wayne LoGo, the Poet of Shit and Cum, will write his excreble
verse to suit himself. He will not take my advice that he should only
write about love and death like all good poets do.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 19:51:55
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
I AM judgemental as befits a GOD like me. All liberals are moral
imbeciles for sure. They do not know how to think about the simplest of
things, let alone how to come to moral judgements about anything.

Jeff Gripp epitomizes for me the quandry of the intelligent Jew who is
ever at sea about how to think about things. I do not know how you get
to be so stupid, yet retain an element of intelligence. Maybe someone
could explain this phenomenon to me.

I am intolerant of evil and stupidity and inferior cultures and
religions. That is why I am a GREAT GOD. I will have no false gods
before me.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 19:38:06
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Nget is the only one posting to this thread who has any brains. Slugger
is the typical ARBR poster, a bona fide idiot and moron for sure
(although I know he knows a lot about computers). Wayne Leggit, the
Poet of Shit and Cum, is not so easily classified. He is infintely
worse than Slugger. That is because he has glimmers of intelligence,
but he constantly reverts to the most retrograde depravity. Slugger I
can accept for what he is; but Wayne LoGo, the Poet of Shit and Cum, is
beneath contempt. More is expected of those with intelligence.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 19:25:27
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Yes, anyone who does not agree with me is not only a moron and an
idiot, but a low life and a scoundrel. That is because I have become a
GOD. I expect you and all the other low lifes that populate ARBR to
show a due deference to my magnificence. If you cannot agree with me,
then at least have the good grace to shut up.

Beware of offending ME. I have lightning bolts in reserve to strike you
dead!

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 19:13:30
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Can anyone in their right mind plow through this piece of garbage.
Wayne LoGo, the Poet of Shit and Cum, should stick to verse and leave
the prose to those of us who know how to write it. Even Tom Sherman, as
constipated as he is most of the time, knows how to write simple prose
a thousand times better than this nitwit of verse, otherwise known as
Wayne Leggit.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 18:58:57
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Who the fuck is R.D.S.?

But yes, R.D.S. has royally pissed me off by his top posting. This is
ever the hallk of an idiot. As a first magnitude GOD, I hereby
condemn him to spend all eternity in ever lasting hellfire for his
transgression against the moral order of the universe. If I weren't
such a merciful GOD I would immediately strike him dead with a bolt of
lightning. But I am just too good a GOD for this miserable newsgroup
otherwise known as ARBR.

GOD



  
Date: 22 Oct 2005 23:12:20
From: R.D.S.
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Quick grab the net, I finally hooked that fucking TROLL. I knew he
couldn't resist. Top posting is some great TROLL bait. Come on TROLL
take another bite..............................

In article <1130032736.975614.56570@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
edolan@iw.net says...
> Who the fuck is R.D.S.?
>
> But yes, R.D.S. has royally pissed me off by his top posting. This is
> ever the hallk of an idiot. As a first magnitude GOD, I hereby
> condemn him to spend all eternity in ever lasting hellfire for his
> transgression against the moral order of the universe. If I weren't
> such a merciful GOD I would immediately strike him dead with a bolt of
> lightning. But I am just too good a GOD for this miserable newsgroup
> otherwise known as ARBR.
>
> GOD
>
>


 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 16:48:43
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
That "Johnny" that you are so tolerant of was nothing if not a criminal
vandal troll. He forged other's email addresses and posted under false
names and other's real names not his own. Furthermore, he was vile in
every sense of the word. But leave it to a liberal no-nothing like
yourself to be a moral imbecile.

I am the expert on parody and I can assure you that what "Johnny" was
guilty of had nothing to do with parody, but rather had everything to
do with criminal vandal trolling.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 16:45:28
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
That "Johnny" that you are so tolerant of was nothing if not a criminal
vandal troll. He forged other's email addresses and posted under false
names and other's real names not his own. Furthermore, he was vile in
every sense of the word. But leave it to a liberal no-nothing like
yourself to be a moral imbecile.

I am the expert on parody and I can assure you that what "Johnny" was
guilty of had nothing to do with parody, but rather had everything to
do with criminal vandal trolling.

GOD



 
Date: 22 Oct 2005 16:28:09
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
I have now become a GOD and will behave accordingly. All the dwarfs and
midgets of ARBR will be nothing but grist for my mill. Ed Dolan the
Great and Saint Edward the Great are now history. Those designations
were for my more modest career here on ARBR. Now this group will get
nothing but thunderbolts from on high. We GODS will brook no opposition
or disagreement whatsoever. It is either submit or perish. This group
is fortunate indeed to be visited by such an august GOD as myself.

GOD



 
Date: 28 Sep 2005 04:14:29
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

nget "Chief k" wrote:
> ...The problem with ARBR is not off topic
> threads but rather the disrespect that is rampant here....

Go lurk in rec.bicycles.racing for a while if you want to see some real
Usenet disrespect. There are also a couple of crazy people on
rec.bicycles.soc and rec.bicycles.misc who seem to read what they want
to see in postings, not what is there (we have a couple of borderline
cases on alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent).

Everyone who gets upset with the various "Johnny's" should realize that
they are just parodies and are not to be taken any more seriously than
"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" is.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

"unclog!" - G. Daniels



  
Date: 29 Sep 2005 00:55:10
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

'Sunset Lowracer [TM Wrote:
> Fanatic']nget "Chief k" wrote:
> > ...The problem with ARBR is not off topic
> > threads but rather the disrespect that is rampant here....
>
> Go lurk in rec.bicycles.racing for a while if you want to see som
> real
> Usenet disrespect. There are also a couple of crazy people on
> rec.bicycles.soc and rec.bicycles.misc who seem to read what they want
> to see in postings, not what is there (we have a couple of borderline
> cases on alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent).
>
> Everyone who gets upset with the various "Johnny's" should realiz
> that
> they are just parodies and are not to be taken any more seriously than
> "Fabrizio Mazzoleni" is.
>
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>
> "unclog!" - G. Daniels

Where I come from "Johnny's" are flushed

--
nget



 
Date: 27 Sep 2005 21:11:31
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
nget wrote:
> My first read on ARBR I decided Perry Butler was right to hate Ed until
> I read something that Ed wrote.That is when I started to laugh.Now we
> have a gang of Ed Dolan Haters with Wayne the Poopy Poet as their
> leader.Glad to see your post Skip I always enjoy reading what you have
> to say.

Sorry, I don't hate Ed. I just remind Ed about who he has shown
himself to be once in a while. Before Ed and Tom decided to spend all
of the newsgroups bandwidth off-topic there was quite a lot of chatter
about recumbents. That changed when Ed came and hooked Tom. The two of
them drove 90% of the people away. Just look at the posting history.
All of the bent chatter is at BROL now. Trouble is, BROL is moderated!
Trouble is, ARBR is not moderated! Can't win! Also can't believe the
amount of time some of you waste here arguing about nothing. Will ARBR
ever be back?

Enjoy,

Perry B



  
Date: 28 Sep 2005 15:29:40
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

perryb67@yahoo.com Wrote:
> nget wrote:
> > My first read on ARBR I decided Perry Butler was right to hate E
> until
> > I read something that Ed wrote.That is when I started to laugh.No
> we
> > have a gang of Ed Dolan Haters with Wayne the Poopy Poet as their
> > leader.Glad to see your post Skip I always enjoy reading what yo
> have
> > to say.
>
> Sorry, I don't hate Ed. I just remind Ed about who he has shown
> himself to be once in a while. Before Ed and Tom decided to spend all
> of the newsgroups bandwidth off-topic there was quite a lot of chatter
> about recumbents. That changed when Ed came and hooked Tom. The tw
> of
> them drove 90% of the people away. Just look at the posting history.
> All of the bent chatter is at BROL now. Trouble is, BROL is moderated!
> Trouble is, ARBR is not moderated! Can't win! Also can't believe the
> amount of time some of you waste here arguing about nothing. Wil
> ARBR
> ever be back?
>
> Enjoy,
>
> Perry B

Nothing wrong with BROL it is what it is.All they ask is that thos
who post have respect for one another.They don't always get what the
want and have to step in and lay down the law.Did you notice that the
have started an off topic page?The problem with ARBR is not off topi
threads but rather the disrespect that is rampant here.
The ABRB that you want to come back is just a part of your past,yo
will always have it in your memories.The new and improved ARBR is onl
what you and others are willing to make of it.Instead of cursing th
river perhaps you should work on building a bridge.
Enjoy this too,
Chief

--
nget



 
Date: 26 Sep 2005 12:56:53
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
nget gnotified the gnewsgroup:

>I rolled my trike once... the rear basket took the hit.
>[spacing and punctuation ed-ited]

How ed-ifying. But I suspect the group might appreciate
it if we could ed-uce a bit more detail. Was that basket
mounted on the TT3.6 or the new-old Windcheetah? Or is
there another trike in nget's stable (one fewer than
you-know-who's)? How did his wife react to the incident?
Where did the flip occur - about 200 miles SW of Ed-ina
and Ed-en Prairie, maybe?

>You had better stay on topic or some nasty trike
>huckster may write you up...

Whoa! Is nget ngetting ed-gy?

Regards,
Wayne



  
Date:
From:
Subject:


 
Date: 26 Sep 2005 12:05:30
From: TomT
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Geez, I come back after a couple years and Ed is still in the process
of leaving? Too bad; he's funny once you understand that he's so over
the top that he could not be serious. So, you laugh with him. If he
_is_ really serious, then you laugh _at_him. Either way, it's a
giggle.

Anyone who can create a persona and maintain it for so long and so
consistently has to be reasonably intelligent.

Tom Thompson



 
Date: 25 Sep 2005 19:00:44
From: skip
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Ed always said his leaving the newsgroup would be a really big deal so I'm
thinking "Ed Dolan's One Hundredth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR"
might be it. I don't think he can stand to be out done by Cletus Lee in
final farewells.




  
Date: 26 Sep 2005 12:20:34
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

skip Wrote:
> Ed always said his leaving the newsgroup would be a really big deal s
> I'm
> thinking "Ed Dolan's One Hundredth and Final Farewell to Freakin
> ARBR"
> might be it. I don't think he can stand to be out done by Cletus Le
> in
> final farewells.
My first read on ARBR I decided Perry Butler was right to hate Ed unti
I read something that Ed wrote.That is when I started to laugh.Now w
have a gang of Ed Dolan Haters with Wayne the Poopy Poet as thei
leader.Glad to see your post Skip I always enjoy reading what you hav
to say

--
nget



 
Date: 25 Sep 2005 11:18:23
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Hey gang -

In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
simpleminded reader:

>Bye.

Should that have been: 'Bye, NGET[1]; hello again,
nget'? How odd that as the NGET is at long, long
last leaving us (perhaps!), nget has gnow suddenly
become much more prolific than he/she/it/they
has/have been in months.

It is interesting to look back over the apparent
relationship between nget and the NGET. The nget
persona "hides behind" a user gname and webposts at
ARBR via Cycling Forums (making his/her/its/their
actual email address obscure at best). He/she/it/they
would seem to be an uneducated common laborer who
has set gnew standards for wretched formatting of
messages and misspelling, as well as gram and
punctuation errors. Aren't those all things the NGET
has repeatedly declared he despises, and for which he
has (way too often!) damned and demeaned most other
ARBR posters?

Yet nget and the NGET have constantly, consistently
remained a mutual admiration society all year, much
thicker than Beavis and Butthead, eagerly striving
side by side to battle top posters, liberals, one
other particularly prolific person and a poopy poet,
as well as all recklessly racing recumbent cyclists -
especially the gnotoriously evil Johnny GnoCom. Is it
profound, mysterious or merely 'sui generis'[2] that
these two posters, as different as Dr. Jekyll and
Mr. Hyde could have so much in common - well, sort of
like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? So much alike and yet
so different, almost as if those differences were a
conscious effort...

Is it possible that the NGET has actually tried to
come through on one of his 'promises'? Remember this
from the 'Milestone... Appoaching [sic]' thread?:

>I am planning to change my persona on this newsgroup
>in the very near future as well as my email
>address... Stayed [sic] tuned!

Following Ed Gin's example, I am hereby offering $10
for firm proof that nget and the NGET are gnot the
same person. Unlike Mr. Gin, however, I will be very
explicit about what is required: copies of birth
certificates for both 'persons' mailed directly from
the state or national agencies, and complete info for
at least one credit card for each (type, number, the
3-digit code on rear, expiration date and current
billing address).

But, hey, does anybody really care who or what nget
is as long as he/she/it/they makes a gnominal effort
to be reasonably gnice?

[1]: NGET is a (perhaps oxymoronically unpronounceable)
anagram for: Nasty, Gratingly Egregious TROLL
[2]: M-W lists 'peculiar' as a synonym for this Latin
phrase.

Regards,
Wayne [gnot Tom, in spite of the footnotes!]



  
Date: 25 Sep 2005 20:24:01
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1127672303.329015.222720@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Hey gang -
>
> In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> simpleminded reader:
>
>>Bye.
>
> Should that have been: 'Bye, NGET[1]; hello again,
> nget'? How odd that as the NGET is at long, long
> last leaving us (perhaps!), nget has gnow suddenly
> become much more prolific than he/she/it/they
> has/have been in months.
>

It isn't that I was going for minimalism. Since my interaction with Ed have
often complained about his general intolerance of others and his nastiness,
I did not feel that a condescending rek was in order. He has already
provoked more of those out of me then I would cared to have been associated
with (my target being zero!).

He says he is leaving and that is fine. "Bye" was merely a polite parting (I
hope) salutation.

Jeff




   
Date: 26 Sep 2005 00:41:22
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 20:24:01 -0400, "Jeff Grippe" <jeff@door7.com >
wrote:

>
>"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com> wrote in message
>news:1127672303.329015.222720@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> Hey gang -
>>
>> In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
>> wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
>> simpleminded reader:
>>
>>>Bye.
>>
>> Should that have been: 'Bye, NGET[1]; hello again,
>> nget'? How odd that as the NGET is at long, long
>> last leaving us (perhaps!), nget has gnow suddenly
>> become much more prolific than he/she/it/they
>> has/have been in months.
>>
>
> It isn't that I was going for minimalism. Since my interaction with Ed have
>often complained about his general intolerance of others and his nastiness,
>I did not feel that a condescending rek was in order. He has already
>provoked more of those out of me then I would cared to have been associated
>with (my target being zero!).

You're aim must be improving, is this from practice or have you just
realized it is more accurate to stop the trike before firing?

Indiana Mike

>
>He says he is leaving and that is fine. "Bye" was merely a polite parting (I
>hope) salutation.
>
>Jeff
>

Guess I didn't have the same control. I wasn't polite.



    
Date: 26 Sep 2005 06:22:59
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Speaking of stopping the trike...

"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
news:9lgej1d77tp1aop9h6nrjlipsgl8g43cjq@4ax.com...

> You're aim must be improving, is this from practice or have you just
> realized it is more accurate to stop the trike before firing?
>

Sorry to return to something on topic but I flipped me Tricruiser for the
second time this weekend. I got a much nastier road rash than I did the
first time. The good news is that it happened in my driveway so I didn't
have to ride home.

I love the Tricruiser but I had gotten used to riding something much lower
that just doesn't flip as easily. The Tricruiser is very high off the ground
and doesn't corner well at high speed. It is great for short trips, however,
and can haul a fair amount of stuff. Just watch those corners.

Jeff





     
Date: 27 Sep 2005 00:41:47
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Jeff Grippe Wrote:
> "Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
> news:9lgej1d77tp1aop9h6nrjlipsgl8g43cjq@4ax.com...
>
> > You're aim must be improving, is this from practice or have you just
> > realized it is more accurate to stop the trike before firing?
> >
>
> Sorry to return to something on topic but I flipped me Tricruiser fo
> the
> second time this weekend. I got a much nastier road rash than I di
> the
> first time. The good news is that it happened in my driveway so
> didn't
> have to ride home.
>
> I love the Tricruiser but I had gotten used to riding something muc
> lower
> that just doesn't flip as easily. The Tricruiser is very high off th
> ground
> and doesn't corner well at high speed. It is great for short trips
> however,
> and can haul a fair amount of stuff. Just watch those corners.
>
> Jeff

I rolled my trike once Jeff.Lucky for me I fell onto sand and the rea
basket took the hit .
You had better stay on topic or some nasty trike huckster may write yo
up in one of his filthy poems

--
nget



      
Date: 26 Sep 2005 13:25:14
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

"nget" <nget.1vz0bo@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote in message
news:nget.1vz0bo@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com...
>

> You had better stay on topic or some nasty trike huckster may write you
> up in one of his filthy poems.
>

i'd be honored. I think I've made honorable mention in some of Wayne's poems
but they weren't about me. They were about Ed. I don't need someone to sing
my praises and since I don't go around insulting the world there probably
isn't much to write about but I can't say I'd mind the attention.

Jeff




  
Date: 26 Sep 2005 08:08:22
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

LoGo USA Wrote:
> Hey gang -
>
> In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> simpleminded reader:
>
> >Bye.
>
>
>
> Regards,
> Wayne The Poopy Poet
> Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bum bu
> slugger?
> Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for that word.Whe
> someone says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wonderin
> why I am not responding to the rest of your post,it is because yo
> really didn't say anything that is of any interest

--
nget



   
Date: 26 Sep 2005 04:15:05
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
In article <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com >, nget
<nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
LoGo USA Wrote:
> Hey gang -
> >
> > In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> > wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> > simpleminded reader:
> >
> > >Bye.
> >
> >
> >
> > Regards,
> > Wayne The Poopy Poet
> > Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bum bu
> slugger?
> > Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for that word.Whe
> someone
> > says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wonderin
> why I am not
> > responding to the rest of your post,it is because yo
> really didn't say
> > anything that is of any interest

--
nget
>


HAh, we's in a gang!
No seriously why be so literal? Do you need it spelled out for you?
Good Bye usually means just that..Oh I guess then he did spell it out
for you. Read it again..maybe you'll get it the second time.


    
Date: 26 Sep 2005 15:08:15
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Slugger Wrote:
> In article <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>, nget
> <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> >
> LoGo USA Wrote:
> > Hey gang -
> > >
> > > In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> > > wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> > > simpleminded reader:
> > >
> > > >Bye.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Wayne The Poopy Poet
> > > Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bum bum
> > slugger?
> > > Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for that word.When
> > someone
> > > says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wondering
> > why I am not
> > > responding to the rest of your post,it is because you
> > really didn't say
> > > anything that is of any interest.
>
>
> --
> nget
> >
>
>
> HAh, we's in a gang!
> No seriously why be so literal? Do you need it spelled out for you?
> Good Bye usually means just that..Oh I guess then he did spell it out
> for you. Read it again..maybe you'll get it the second time.

All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiots an
morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are stil
here

--
nget



     
Date: 27 Sep 2005 08:01:06
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
In article <nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com >, nget
<nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
Slugger Wrote:
> In article <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>,
> nget
> > <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > LoGo USA Wrote:
> > > Hey gang -
> > > >
> > > > In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> > > > wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> > > > simpleminded reader:
> > > >
> > > > >Bye.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Regards,
> > > > Wayne The Poopy Poet
> > > > Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bum bum
> > > slugger?
> > > > Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for that word.When
> > > someone
> > > > says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wondering
> > > why I am not
> > > > responding to the rest of your post,it is because you
> > > really didn't say
> > > > anything that is of any interest.
> >
> >
> > --
> > nget
> > >
> >
> >
> > HAh, we's in a gang!
> > No seriously why be so literal? Do you need it spelled out for you?
> > Good Bye usually means just that..Oh I guess then he did spell it out
> > for you. Read it again..maybe you'll get it the second time.
>
> All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiots and
morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
here.


--
nget
>
If you say so boss.


      
Date: 28 Sep 2005 08:12:20
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Slugger Wrote:
> In article <nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>, nget
> <nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> >
> Slugger Wrote:
> > In article <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>,
> > nget
> > > <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > LoGo USA Wrote:
> > > > Hey gang -
> > > > >
> > > > > In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> > > > > wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> > > > > simpleminded reader:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Bye.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Regards,
> > > > > Wayne The Poopy Poet
> > > > > Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bu
> bum
> > > > slugger?
> > > > > Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for tha
> word.When
> > > > someone
> > > > > says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wondering
> > > > why I am not
> > > > > responding to the rest of your post,it is because you
> > > > really didn't say
> > > > > anything that is of any interest.
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > nget
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > HAh, we's in a gang!
> > > No seriously why be so literal? Do you need it spelled out fo
> you?
> > > Good Bye usually means just that..Oh I guess then he did spell i
> out
> > > for you. Read it again..maybe you'll get it the second time.
> >
> > All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiot
> and
> morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
> here.
>
>
> --
> nget
> >
> If you say so boss.

I really don't like you to call me boss.How about you just call m
chief

--
nget



       
Date: 28 Sep 2005 06:19:23
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
In article <nget.1w1fi0@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com >, nget
<nget.1w1fi0@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
Slugger Wrote:
> In article <nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>,
> nget
> > <nget.1vy9ly@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > Slugger Wrote:
> > > In article <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>,
> > > nget
> > > > <nget.1vxrvr@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > LoGo USA Wrote:
> > > > > Hey gang -
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In reply to the originator of this thread, Jeff
> > > > > > wrote, simply, but still apparently confusing one
> > > > > > simpleminded reader:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >Bye.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Regards,
> > > > > > Wayne The Poopy Poet
> > > > > > Now just who is in your gang Wayne,I mean besides up yer bu
> bum
> > > > > slugger?
> > > > > > Jeff just said bye.He never provided any text for tha
> word.When
> > > > > someone
> > > > > > says bye I would think they are leaving.If you are wondering
> > > > > why I am not
> > > > > > responding to the rest of your post,it is because you
> > > > > really didn't say
> > > > > > anything that is of any interest.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > nget
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > HAh, we's in a gang!
> > > > No seriously why be so literal? Do you need it spelled out fo
> you?
> > > > Good Bye usually means just that..Oh I guess then he did spell i
> out
> > > > for you. Read it again..maybe you'll get it the second time.
> > >
> > > All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiot
> and
> > morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
> > here.
> >
> >
> > --
> > nget
> > >
> > If you say so boss.
>
> I really don't like you to call me boss.How about you just call m
chief

--
nget

Ok champ.


       
Date: 28 Sep 2005 00:33:47
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:12:20 +1000, nget
<nget.1w1fi0@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:


>
>I really don't like you to call me boss.How about you just call me
>chief.

Just don't call him Mr. Ed. OK?

Indiana Mike


      
Date: 27 Sep 2005 12:59:17
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:01:06 GMT, Slugger <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote:

>> All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiots and
>morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
>here.

Funny, the only morons who are posting appear to be the minor trolls
you are talking about.

What is your definition of "moron?" Someone who doesn't agree with
you? Get a grip.

Now, got any information on the Linear I asked about in another
thread?


jim



       
Date: 28 Sep 2005 08:02:48
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:01:06 GMT, Slugger <upyer@bumbum.com> wrote:
>
> >> All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiot
> and
> >morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
> >here.
>
> Funny, the only morons who are posting appear to be the minor trolls
> you are talking about.
>
> What is your definition of "moron?" Someone who doesn't agree with
> you? Get a grip.
>
> Now, got any information on the Linear I asked about in another
> thread?
>
>
> jim

My definition of moron would have to be upyerbumbum slugger.A goo
definition of Idiot would be some guy posting nasty poetry to male ARB
readers.
Sorry I can't help with the linear except that you might want to watc
out for leg suck.Were not they prone to that happening more than wit
other recumbents

--
nget



        
Date: 28 Sep 2005 06:06:29
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
In article <nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com >, nget
<nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:01:06 GMT, Slugger
> <upyer@bumbum.com> wrote:
> >
> > >> All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with the Idiot
> and
> > >morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne are still
> > >here.
> >
> > Funny, the only morons who are posting appear to be the minor trolls
> > you are talking about.
> >
> > What is your definition of "moron?" Someone who doesn't agree with
> > you? Get a grip.
> >
> > Now, got any information on the Linear I asked about in another
> > thread?
> >
> >
> > jim
>
> My definition of moron would have to be upyerbumbum slugger.A goo
definition
> of Idiot would be some guy posting nasty poetry to male ARB
readers.
> Sorry I can't help with the linear except that you might want to watc
out
> for leg suck.Were not they prone to that happening more than wit
other recumbents

--
nget
>

Somebody's got their panties in a twist.


         
Date: 28 Sep 2005 17:12:06
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Slugger Wrote:
> In article <nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>, nget
> <nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> >
> ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> > On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:01:06 GMT, Slugger
> > <upyer@bumbum.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >> All Jeff said was bye.I thought he too was fed up with th
> Idiots
> > and
> > > >morons that post on ARBR.The proof is that you and Wayne ar
> still
> > > >here.
> > >
> > > Funny, the only morons who are posting appear to be the mino
> trolls
> > > you are talking about.
> > >
> > > What is your definition of "moron?" Someone who doesn't agree with
> > > you? Get a grip.
> > >
> > > Now, got any information on the Linear I asked about in another
> > > thread?
> > >
> > >
> > > jim
> >
> > My definition of moron would have to be upyerbumbum slugger.A good
> definition
> > of Idiot would be some guy posting nasty poetry to male ARBR
> readers.
> > Sorry I can't help with the linear except that you might want t
> watch
> out
> > for leg suck.Were not they prone to that happening more than with
> other recumbents?
>
>
> --
> nget
> >
>
> Somebody's got their panties in a twist.

Just my own personal opinion,but before I spent any money on an ol
Linear I would look at getting a slipstream or the Ryan Vangaurd

--
nget



          
Date: 28 Sep 2005 13:02:17
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:12:06 +1000, nget
<nget.1w267q@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
>Slugger Wrote:
>> In article <nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>, nget
>> <nget.1w1fhz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:


>> > Sorry I can't help with the linear except that you might want to
>> watch
>> out
>> > for leg suck.Were not they prone to that happening more than with
>> other recumbents?

>
>Just my own personal opinion,but before I spent any money on an old
>Linear I would look at getting a slipstream or the Ryan Vangaurd.


Thanks. A lbs has a used Linear Um Num for $500. I've not run into
many used bents and the one shop in Ramona, CA - Kirk's Bike Shop that
carries(ed) newer ones web page is down. Wondering if Performance got
to him too.


jim



 
Date: 25 Sep 2005 09:47:33
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Bye.




  
Date: 26 Sep 2005 01:07:11
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

Jeff Grippe Wrote:
> Bye.
Leaving so soon Jeff,I barely got to know you. Are you sure you won'
change your mind

--
nget



 
Date: 25 Sep 2005 01:39:22
From: R.D.S.
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
Oh fucking please, I've been checking this NG out for less than a week
and even I know this ain't happening. He couldn't stand the thought of
not checking in to see the reactions to his "final farewell"

Notice I top posted Ed just to piss you off. You see I know how to feed
the Trolls and bring them out from under their bridge............

Come on now, post a reply, you know it's killing you not to..........


In article <KKGdnRebFNUniaveRVn-hg@prairiewave.com >, edolan@iw.net
says...
> I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there is no
> point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am only being
> saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroups are
> mostly composed.
>
> Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks in your
> head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. It is
> for imbeciles.
>
> I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the first
> place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I leave you
> to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdom come and
> thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!
>
>


  
Date: 25 Sep 2005 06:12:55
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 01:39:22 -0400, R.D.S. <no@way.com > wrote:

>Oh fucking please, I've been checking this NG out for less than a week
>and even I know this ain't happening. He couldn't stand the thought of
>not checking in to see the reactions to his "final farewell"
>
>Notice I top posted Ed just to piss you off. You see I know how to feed
>the Trolls and bring them out from under their bridge............
>
>Come on now, post a reply, you know it's killing you not to..........

You can nearly smell the cheap red wine off his post, can't you?

Indiana Mike

>
>
>In article <KKGdnRebFNUniaveRVn-hg@prairiewave.com>, edolan@iw.net
>says...
>> I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there is no
>> point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am only being
>> saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroups are
>> mostly composed.
>>
>> Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks in your
>> head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. It is
>> for imbeciles.
>>
>> I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the first
>> place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I leave you
>> to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdom come and
>> thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!
>>
>>



 
Date: 24 Sep 2005 21:52:44
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:08:41 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:

>I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there is no
>point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am only being
>saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroups are
>mostly composed.
>
>Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks in your
>head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. It is
>for imbeciles.
>
>I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the first
>place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I leave you
>to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdom come and
>thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!


If the sound of two hands is clapping, then the sound of one is of
waving goodbye. Best of luck contemplating your navel, ed.


jim



  
Date: 25 Sep 2005 17:21:37
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:08:41 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
> >I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there i
> no
> >point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am onl
> being
> >saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroup
> are
> >mostly composed.
> >
> >Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks i
> your
> >head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. I
> is
> >for imbeciles.
> >
> >I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in th
> first
> >place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet.
> leave you
> >to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdo
> come and
> >thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!
>
>
> If the sound of two hands is clapping, then the sound of one is of
> waving goodbye. Best of luck contemplating your navel, ed.
>
>
> jim
It seems to only be an opinion on your part Jim.In another thread E
wrote,"Riding a recumbent is all about fun.It is just about the mos
enjoyable thing that it is possible to do.Everytime I go out on m
recumbents,I vel at how comfortable they are and how easy it is t
get around on them.The rest of the world does not know what it i
missing".
What can I say,maybe you Jim should contemplate your navel

--
nget



   
Date: 25 Sep 2005 10:15:11
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:21:37 +1000, nget
<nget.1vwm7p@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote:

>
>ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:08:41 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so there is
>> no
>> >point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I am only
>> being
>> >saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which all newsgroups
>> are
>> >mostly composed.
>> >
>> >Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rocks in
>> your
>> >head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet. It
>> is
>> >for imbeciles.
>> >
>> >I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the
>> first
>> >place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I
>> leave you
>> >to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another until kingdom
>> come and
>> >thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!
>>
>>
>> If the sound of two hands is clapping, then the sound of one is of
>> waving goodbye. Best of luck contemplating your navel, ed.
>>
>>
>> jim
>It seems to only be an opinion on your part Jim.In another thread Ed
>wrote,"Riding a recumbent is all about fun.It is just about the most
>enjoyable thing that it is possible to do.Everytime I go out on my
>recumbents,I vel at how comfortable they are and how easy it is to
>get around on them.The rest of the world does not know what it is
>missing".
>What can I say,maybe you Jim should contemplate your navel?


I saw the same message you did. Pity was that over the recent past
there weren't more of them and less of the other.

I take it your navel has lint in it.


jim



    
Date: 26 Sep 2005 07:20:27
From: nget
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's Fifth and Final Farewell to Freaking ARBR!

ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:21:37 +1000, nget
> <nget.1vwm7p@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com Wrote:
> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:08:41 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I know all I will ever want to know about recumbents and so ther
> is
> >> no
> >> >point in hanging out on this freaking newsgroup any further. I a
> only
> >> being
> >> >saddled with all the idiots and morons anyway of which al
> newsgroups
> >> are
> >> >mostly composed.
> >> >
> >> >Any of you who think it is worthwhile to post to ARBR have rock
> in
> >> your
> >> >head. There is no greater waste of time than bothering with Usenet
> It
> >> is
> >> >for imbeciles.
> >> >
> >> >I shall now only commune with myself as I should have done in the
> >> first
> >> >place. My Greatness is not for the midgets and dwarfs of Usenet. I
> >> leave you
> >> >to yourselves. May you all fornicate with one another unti
> kingdom
> >> come and
> >> >thereafter burn in everlasting hellfire!
> >>
> >>
> >> If the sound of two hands is clapping, then the sound of one is of
> >> waving goodbye. Best of luck contemplating your navel, ed.
> >>
> >>
> >> jim
> >It seems to only be an opinion on your part Jim.In another thread Ed
> >wrote,"Riding a recumbent is all about fun.It is just about the most
> >enjoyable thing that it is possible to do.Everytime I go out on my
> >recumbents,I vel at how comfortable they are and how easy it is to
> >get around on them.The rest of the world does not know what it is
> >missing".
> >What can I say,maybe you Jim should contemplate your navel?
>
>
> I saw the same message you did. Pity was that over the recent past
> there weren't more of them and less of the other.
>
> I take it your navel has lint in it.
>
>
> jim

Lol,there is no lint right now I just checked.Not every post has t
please me or live up to my standard.I have learned in life to take th
bad with the good for that is the way for man while he yet lives

--
nget