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Date: 29 Aug 2005 01:59:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup,
ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There
are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will
administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves.
I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much
cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always
been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have
reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but
piss and shit and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory
function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than
worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born.
I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words
about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes
foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid
of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague.
Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite
to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like
forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable
views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up
against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who
thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible
crappy shit here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was
nothing if not an ornery old coot.
Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking
recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs
who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will
never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I
have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about
recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about
recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap here
on ARBR.
Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group
have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin
they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not
have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and
gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the
lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum.
Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human
endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness
forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty
and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and
the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more
Mr. Nice Guy!
I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you
could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures,
lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your
pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 14:31:11
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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Eddie,
It's now pretty obvious why you failed as a librarian. I guess without
a computer and spell checker you can't write worth a damm!
Enjoy,
Perry B
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:RpmdnU8O0vRQdYreRVn-oA@prairiewave.com...
> Perry has apparently jinxed my computer as I Send without doing a Spell
> Check. Here it is corrected:
>
> > I may decide to come back like Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) with a user name, a
> > proxy address and encryption so no one will know who I am or where I come
> > from. But just like him, my inimitable writing style would give me away
> > and I know everyone would recognize me right away.
>
> >But why should I bother with such nonsense. I do not engage in name calling
> >for no good reason nor do I engage in being annoying for no good reason.
> >No, the fact of the matter is that I am a Saint of aTroll, always law
> >abiding and open and above board.
>
> > Yea, I am a Saintly Troll. ARBR is lucky to have me. Otherwise we would
> > all die of boredom with the likes of Perry Butler of Alexandria,
> > Minnesota.
>
> --
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 14:26:02
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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Eddie,
owh od uyo lkie linvig ni Heron Lake?
Ejony,
Perry B
Edward Dolan wrote:
>
> Perry Butler of Alexandria, Minnesota.
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Date: 03 Sep 2005 05:06:14
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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<perryb67@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1125696362.890133.7430@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> Eddie,
>
> owh od uyo lkie linvig ni Heron Lake?
>
> Ejony,
>
> Perry B
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>> Perry Butler of Alexandria, Minnesota.
Perry resides in some little jerk water town near Alexandria. I will always
refer the reader to the nearest large city, which in his case happens to be
Alexandria. Others will have heard of Alexandria. That is why I do it.
Heron Lake is a jerk water town near Worthington, but Worthington is like
Alexandria, a sizable city. Perry, like always, gets everything reversed.
But this is what happens when you react emotionally instead of
intellectually. Perry is like a woman that way.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 01:14:29
From: nj_diver
Subject: Re: HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!
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"Ed you are champion only in your own mind. An exceedingly small
jurisdiction."
Aint' THAT the truth!!!! I couldn't have said it any better.
And I notice that ol' dick-breath is still here.
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Date: 01 Sep 2005 19:18:14
From:
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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Yes, you can rest assured Eddie won't leave.
Enjoy,
Perry B
Slugger wrote:
> Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it.
> But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for
> some attention.
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 00:53:10
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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<perryb67@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1125627494.634278.118120@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Yes, you can rest assured Eddie won't leave.
>
> Enjoy,
>
> Perry B
I may d3cided to coem back liei Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) with a user name, a
proxy addrress and encrription so no one wil know who I am or where I come
from. But just like him, my inimitabel writing style woudl give me away and
I know everyone would recognize me right away. But why shoudo I bother with
such nonsenes. I do tno engage in name callign fro no good reason nor do I
engage in beign annoying fro no good reason. No, the fact fo teh matter is
that I am a Saint of aTroll, always law abding and open and above borad.
Yea, I am a Saintly Troll. ARBR is lucky to have me. Otherwise we woudl al
die fo boredom with the likes of Perry Butler of Alexandria, Minnesota.
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 01:00:21
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:RpmdnU8O0vRQdYreRVn-oA@prairiewave.com...
>
> <perryb67@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1125627494.634278.118120@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> Yes, you can rest assured Eddie won't leave.
>>
>> Enjoy,
>>
>> Perry B
Perry has apparently jinxed my computer as I Send without doing a Spell
Check. Here it is corrected:
> I may decide to come back like Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) with a user name, a
> proxy address and encryption so no one will know who I am or where I come
> from. But just like him, my inimitable writing style would give me away
> and I know everyone would recognize me right away.
>But why should I bother with such nonsense. I do not engage in name calling
>for no good reason nor do I engage in being annoying for no good reason.
>No, the fact of the matter is that I am a Saint of aTroll, always law
>abiding and open and above board.
> Yea, I am a Saintly Troll. ARBR is lucky to have me. Otherwise we would
> all die of boredom with the likes of Perry Butler of Alexandria,
> Minnesota.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 02 Sep 2005 02:58:30
From: Johnny ReBike
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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On 1-Sep-2005, perryb67@yahoo.com wrote:
> Yes, you can rest assured Eddie won't leave.
dolan will leave when the grim reaper catches him. No one is fast enough to
outrun the grim reaper, except perhaps Monkeys on carbon fiber splitter
plate lowracers like the glorious NoCom [Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe].
--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe
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Date: 29 Aug 2005 20:55:29
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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In article <qs6dnQfpdqrTL4_eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup,
> ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There
> are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will
> administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves.
>
> I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much
> cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always
> been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have
> reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but
> piss and shit and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory
> function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than
> worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born.
>
> I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words
> about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes
> foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid
> of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague.
> Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite
> to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like
> forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable
> views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up
> against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who
> thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible
> crappy shit here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was
> nothing if not an ornery old coot.
>
> Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking
> recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs
> who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will
> never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I
> have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about
> recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about
> recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap here
> on ARBR.
>
> Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group
> have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin
> they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not
> have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and
> gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the
> lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum.
>
> Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human
> endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness
> forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty
> and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and
> the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more
> Mr. Nice Guy!
>
> I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you
> could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures,
> lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your
> pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you.
Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it.
But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for
some attention.
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Date: 30 Aug 2005 01:30:22
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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"Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote in message
news:290820051354223125%upyer@bumbum.com...
> In article <qs6dnQfpdqrTL4_eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com>
[...]
> Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it.
> But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for
> some attention.
Just a few loose ends to take care of and I am gone forever!
i should be I, your should be you're and desparate should be desperate.
I do not slink away into the night like Sherman did when I leave a group I
have been on for several years. No, I leave in grand style as becomes my
Greatness.
I will permanently be gone from here as soon as this present thread is
finished. Let us hope that this thread does not go on forever.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 29 Aug 2005 14:11:14
From: Jim & Meg
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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You belong out on a ledge somewhere.
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:qs6dnQfpdqrTL4_eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup,
> ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it.
> There
> are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will
> administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves.
>
> I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much
> cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always
> been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have
> reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but
> piss and shit and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory
> function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse
> than
> worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born.
>
> I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words
> about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes
> foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten
> rid
> of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague.
> Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major
> hypocrite
> to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like
> forever before I came along and made short work of them and their
> despicable
> views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up
> against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who
> thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their
> horrible
> crappy shit here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was
> nothing if not an ornery old coot.
>
> Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking
> recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs
> who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will
> never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I
> have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about
> recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about
> recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap
> here
> on ARBR.
>
> Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this
> group
> have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin
> they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not
> have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and
> gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the
> lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum.
>
> Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human
> endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness
> forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty
> and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and
> the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No
> more
> Mr. Nice Guy!
>
> I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good
> you
> could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures,
> lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on
> your
> pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you.
>
> --
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>
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Date: 30 Aug 2005 01:20:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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"Jim & Meg" <jtdickie@cox.net > wrote in message
news:jdIQe.991$nq.235@lakeread05...
> You belong out on a ledge somewhere.
[...]
Just a few loose ends to take care of and I am gone forever!
Is that Jim or Meg speaking? Or maybe the two of you are connected at the
chest or the head like Siamese twins and you are not individuals at all.
I'll bet you hold hands in public and maybe even kiss in public, never
realizing how disgusting and repulsive such behavior is to a Great Saint
like myself.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 29 Aug 2005 08:57:24
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:qs6dnQfpdqrTL4_eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways.
I wish you well Ed. Stay safe and enjoy many happy recumbent miles.
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