Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

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Date: 18 Nov 2006 20:25:49
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Yea, I am right on the edge of deciding to leave you forever. There will be
much wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth once I am gone. Some will
implore me to
return, but I will be adamant in my refusal. Once I am gone, I will be
really gone. There will be no coming back from the grave.

All of you need to ask yourselves if your group would be better off with me
or
without me. Of course, the question answers itself. There is no way any of
you
could be better off without me.

Yea, I will probably take mercy on you and NOT leave you after all. It is
part
of my noblesse oblige which I confer on my inferiors. I hope you realize
what
great sacrifices I make on your behalf. My intelligence is only exceeded by
my
nobility.

I think the least the rest of you could do is to address me in the
future as Your Majesty - for that is what I am. Aye, you are peasants and I
am the King. What else do you have to know about our relationship, I ask
you?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 21 Nov 2006 16:25:07
From: blah
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Daryl Hunt wrote:
> "blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:1164069250.647363.165920@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Daryl Hunt wrote:
> >> "blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:1163984376.824199.129010@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> There will be no coming back from the grave.
> >> >
> >> > You talking literally? Fantastic.
> >>
> >> I have Edward Dolan in the filters so I can't see what he types. There
> >> is
> >> a God. But, obviously, it ain't perfect. Will you PLEASE not answer the
> >> troll and let me go back to sleep?
> >
> > Just filter me, too. Easy. Nightie night.
>
> You got it, troll.

Hello? Hello? Daryl?

Daryl?

DARYL!

I get so lonely...

Date: 20 Nov 2006 16:34:10
From: blah
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Daryl Hunt wrote:
> "blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:1163984376.824199.129010@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Edward Dolan wrote:
> >
> >> There will be no coming back from the grave.
> >
> > You talking literally? Fantastic.
>
> I have Edward Dolan in the filters so I can't see what he types. There is
> a God. But, obviously, it ain't perfect. Will you PLEASE not answer the
> troll and let me go back to sleep?

Just filter me, too. Easy. Nightie night.

Date: 23 Nov 2006 00:11:41
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

"blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au > wrote in message
news:1164069250.647363.165920@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Daryl Hunt wrote:
>> "blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:1163984376.824199.129010@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> > Edward Dolan wrote:
>> >
>> >> There will be no coming back from the grave.
>> >
>> > You talking literally? Fantastic.
>>
>> I have Edward Dolan in the filters so I can't see what he types. There
>> is
>> a God. But, obviously, it ain't perfect. Will you PLEASE not answer the
>> troll and let me go back to sleep?
>
> Just filter me, too. Easy. Nightie night.

It is really quite comical how some want to control something as
uncontrollable as a newsgroup. The very best thing that Daryl Hunt could do
to make his life easier would be just to leave Usenet altogether. After
all, he would not be missing anything as there is no one present on Usenet
anyway except idiots, morons and imbeciles.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Date: 21 Nov 2006 13:52:52
From: Daryl Hunt
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Date: 19 Nov 2006 16:59:36
From: blah
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Edward Dolan wrote:

> There will be no coming back from the grave.

You talking literally? Fantastic.

Date: 20 Nov 2006 16:05:41
From: Daryl Hunt
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

"blah" <p_o_y2000@yahoo.com.au > wrote in message
news:1163984376.824199.129010@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> There will be no coming back from the grave.
>
> You talking literally? Fantastic.

I have Edward Dolan in the filters so I can't see what he types. There is
a God. But, obviously, it ain't perfect. Will you PLEASE not answer the
troll and let me go back to sleep?

Date: 18 Nov 2006 20:36:51
From: Donga
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Edward Dolan wrote:
> Yea, I am right on the edge of deciding to leave you forever. There will be
> much wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth once I am gone. Some will
> implore me to
> return, but I will be adamant in my refusal. Once I am gone, I will be
> really gone. There will be no coming back from the grave.
>
> All of you need to ask yourselves if your group would be better off with me
> or
> without me. Of course, the question answers itself. There is no way any of
> you
> could be better off without me.
>
> Yea, I will probably take mercy on you and NOT leave you after all. It is
> part
> of my noblesse oblige which I confer on my inferiors. I hope you realize
> what
> great sacrifices I make on your behalf. My intelligence is only exceeded by
> my
> nobility.
>
> I think the least the rest of you could do is to address me in the
> future as Your Majesty - for that is what I am. Aye, you are peasants and I
> am the King. What else do you have to know about our relationship, I ask
> you?
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
()*()

Date: 19 Nov 2006 20:15:17
From: ray
Subject: Re: Final Warning from Ed Dolan!

Donga wrote:
> Edward Dolan wrote:
> <large snip>
>>
>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>>aka
>>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> ()*()
>
Okay then, bugger off troll.