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Date: 14 Jan 2007 22:39:07
From: 32GO
Subject: Here There Be TROLLS!
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Hey Folks -
Each time that I post here, it takes five or ten
Replies from the TROLL to 'get even' again,
Or whatever stasis it hopes it achieves,
Retyping trite bullshit that no one believes.
This may be a way I can spare you its crap,
At least cut the volume of yammer and yap:
I'm changing the way that I'm posting my rhymes,
>From ARBR directly to alternate climes:
http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt
That link is an index to anti-TROLL verse,
Some just a tad snippy, and some somewhat worse.
You'll find there a few of my newest poems, plus
Some classics that made the TROLL rabidly cuss.
>From time to time maybe I'll post to remind
TROLL-haters and other folks where you can find
Some comic relief, when you're feeling the urge
For FUN you won't get from the TROLL's dreadful dirge.
The TROLL isn't likely to peek in [its claim],
So maybe this might serve to save you from lame
Attempts at rebuttal, distraction and such.
Will decent folks pine for its bullshit? NOT MUCH!
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 17 Jan 2007 05:22:51
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1168987641.751411.239320@11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com...
> > Nget,
> >
> > I'll see if I can get Wayne to join me in putting it in the lady's
> > bathroom so you and your girlfriend Dolan will have a chance to read
> > it. - Jim McNaa
>
> It was Jim who posted a verse to this newsgroup about getting laid.
> Apparently it does no good to get a Catholic education if all you are
> thinking about by age 70 is getting laid. Jim should be thinking about his
> immortal soul, which is in jeopardy if all he is thinking about is getting
> laid. I urge him get to church, get on his knees and do some serious
> praying. Men drop like flies in their 70's.
WRONG as usual. Age = 60 not 70. A single reference to Ed not getting
laid has been distorted to mean that is all that I think about,
another classic example of Dolan's favorite logical fallacy Non
Sequitor, meaning the conclusion does not strictly follow from the
premise. - Jim McNaa
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 17 Jan 2007 07:44:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1169040171.128793.46730@38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1168987641.751411.239320@11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com...
>> > Nget,
>> >
>> > I'll see if I can get Wayne to join me in putting it in the lady's
>> > bathroom so you and your girlfriend Dolan will have a chance to read
>> > it. - Jim McNaa
>>
>> It was Jim who posted a verse to this newsgroup about getting laid.
>> Apparently it does no good to get a Catholic education if all you are
>> thinking about by age 70 is getting laid. Jim should be thinking about
>> his
>> immortal soul, which is in jeopardy if all he is thinking about is
>> getting
>> laid. I urge him go to church, get on his knees and do some serious
>> praying. Men drop like flies in their 70's.
>
> WRONG as usual. Age = 60 not 70. A single reference to Ed not getting
> laid has been distorted to mean that is all that I think about,
> another classic example of Dolan's favorite logical fallacy Non
> Sequitor, meaning the conclusion does not strictly follow from the
> premise. - Jim McNaa
So you've got another 10 years of getting laid?
Saint Edward the Great does not think like ordinary mortals. Do not rile
HIM. HE is most fearsome. Hells Bells, even Ed Dolan the Great fears Saint
Edward the Great.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Jan 2007 14:47:23
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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Nget,
I'll see if I can get Wayne to join me in putting it in the lady's
bathroom so you and your girlfriend Dolan will have a chance to read
it. - Jim McNaa
nget wrote:
> JimmyMac Wrote:
> > JimmyMac wrote:
> > > 32GO wrote:
> > > > Hey Folks -
> > > >
> > > > Each time that I post here, it takes five or ten
> > > > Replies from the TROLL to 'get even' again,
> > > > Or whatever stasis it hopes it achieves,
> > > > Retyping trite bullshit that no one believes.
> > > >
> > > > This may be a way I can spare you its crap,
> > > > At least cut the volume of yammer and yap:
> > > > I'm changing the way that I'm posting my rhymes,
> > > > >From ARBR directly to alternate climes:
> > > >
> > > > http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt
> > > >
> > > > That link is an index to anti-TROLL verse,
> > > > Some just a tad snippy, and some somewhat worse.
> > > > You'll find there a few of my newest poems, plus
> > > > Some classics that made the TROLL rabidly cuss.
> > > >
> > > > >From time to time maybe I'll post to remind
> > > > TROLL-haters and other folks where you can find
> > > > Some comic relief, when you're feeling the urge
> > > > For FUN you won't get from the TROLL's dreadful dirge.
> > > >
> > > > The TROLL isn't likely to peek in [its claim],
> > > > So maybe this might serve to save you from lame
> > > > Attempts at rebuttal, distraction and such.
> > > > Will decent folks pine for its bullshit? NOT MUCH!
> > > >
> > > > Regards,
> > > > Wayne
> > >
> > > Though ever so terse,
> > > I'll reply with some verse.
> > > To express my delight,
> > > And to say you are right.
> > >
> > > The TROLL has responded,
> > > Your verse is not wanted.
> > > Not long did you wait,
> > > For his boilerplate.
> > >
> > > The Troll is disgusted,
> > > Because he's been busted.
> > > Repressed not the urge,
> > > And again he regurged.
> > >
> > > In anger he spews,
> > > Nothing that's news.
> > > The same timeworn shit,
> > > From our Troll with no wit.
> > >
> > > He cut and he pasted,
> > > Time only wasted,
> > > For no one will read,
> > > The Troll's hateful screed.
> > >
> > > The Toll hates your poems,
> > > Or at least so he drones.
> > > But do heed him not,
> > > Pen some more for the sot.
> > >
> > > Jim McNaa
> >
> > P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
> You and Wayne should take this (poetry?) and put it on the bathroom
> walls where it belongs.
>
> k the biker
>
>
> --
> nget
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Date: 17 Jan 2007 04:44:53
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1168987641.751411.239320@11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com...
> Nget,
>
> I'll see if I can get Wayne to join me in putting it in the lady's
> bathroom so you and your girlfriend Dolan will have a chance to read
> it. - Jim McNaa
It was Jim who posted a verse to this newsgroup about getting laid.
Apparently it does no good to get a Catholic education if all you are
thinking about by age 70 is getting laid. Jim should be thinking about his
immortal soul, which is in jeopardy if all he is thinking about is getting
laid. I urge him get to church, get on his knees and do some serious
praying. Men drop like flies in their 70's.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Jan 2007 06:05:22
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1168876005.332583.151330@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> [...]
> >> Though ever so terse,
> >> I'll reply with some verse.
> >> To express my delight,
> >> And to say you are right.
> >>
> >> The TROLL has responded,
> >> Your verse is not wanted.
> >> Not long did you wait,
> >> For his boilerplate.
> >>
> >> The Troll is disgusted,
> >> Because he's been busted.
> >> Repressed not the urge,
> >> And again he regurged.
> >>
> >> In anger he spews,
> >> Nothing that's news.
> >> The same timeworn shit,
> >> From our Troll with no wit.
> >>
> >> He cut and he pasted,
> >> Time only wasted,
> >> For no one will read,
> >> The Troll's hateful screed.
> >>
> >> The Toll hates your poems,
> >> Or at least so he drones.
> >> But do heed him not,
> >> Pen some more for the sot.
> >>
> >> Jim McNaa
> >
> > P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
>
> I think you will have to learn the use of the semicolon before Wayne
> Leggett, the Poet of Shit and Piss and Ass and Fuck, will tell you what he
> thinks of your modest efforts. So far, he probably thinks you are an
> illiterate.
>
> But why is ANYONE writing verse to this newsgroup - aye, that is the
> question. After all, there is no one here but us idiots! In fact, there is
> not one person in ten on this group who can even write halfway decent prose.
Ed Dolan in his own words...
"I frankly do not have the slightest idea what newsgroups are all
about."
"Jim, I am saving your post to My Documents. It is a masterpiece! I
admire your style enormously. I am taking notes and hope someday to be
able to emulate you."
Verse? why not. After all, this newsgroup hasn't been about recumbent
since the day Ed Dolan arrived.
Punctuation intentionally omitted to give HEAD Dolan something to do
other than kvetch...
The Troll loves a fight
Always insists he's right
But in absence of wit
Resorts to bullshit
Involved in a scrap
He dishes out crap
It's not about fact
Insists the old bat
Opinion's what matters
Contends the mad hatter
The distinction known not
By this doddering sot
He gets agitated
If he's been berated
When logic doth fail
He continues to wail
Wrongheaded are you
If you don't see his view
And when he is ragged
A stalker you're tagged
Ignore troll senile
Aged, puerile
Soon us he'll depart
The decrepit old fart
The reaper he waits
To dole out his fate
Death will come soon
To the Worthington loon
There'll be reason to cheer
'Cause he's out of here
And a sense of decorum
Will return to the forum
Jim McNaa
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 17 Jan 2007 04:36:44
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1168956321.208393.115870@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1168876005.332583.151330@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> [...]
>> >> Though ever so terse,
>> >> I'll reply with some verse.
>> >> To express my delight,
>> >> And to say you are right.
>> >>
>> >> The TROLL has responded,
>> >> Your verse is not wanted.
>> >> Not long did you wait,
>> >> For his boilerplate.
>> >>
>> >> The Troll is disgusted,
>> >> Because he's been busted.
>> >> Repressed not the urge,
>> >> And again he regurged.
>> >>
>> >> In anger he spews,
>> >> Nothing that's news.
>> >> The same timeworn shit,
>> >> From our Troll with no wit.
>> >>
>> >> He cut and he pasted,
>> >> Time only wasted,
>> >> For no one will read,
>> >> The Troll's hateful screed.
>> >>
>> >> The Toll hates your poems,
>> >> Or at least so he drones.
>> >> But do heed him not,
>> >> Pen some more for the sot.
>> >>
>> >> Jim McNaa
>> >
>> > P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
>>
>> I think you will have to learn the use of the semicolon before Wayne
>> Leggett, the Poet of Shit and Piss and Ass and Fuck, will tell you what
>> he
>> thinks of your modest efforts. So far, he probably thinks you are an
>> illiterate.
>>
>> But why is ANYONE writing verse to this newsgroup - aye, that is the
>> question. After all, there is no one here but us idiots! In fact, there
>> is
>> not one person in ten on this group who can even write halfway decent
>> prose.
>
> Ed Dolan in his own words...
>
> "I frankly do not have the slightest idea what newsgroups are all
> about."
>
> "Jim, I am saving your post to My Documents. It is a masterpiece! I
> admire your style enormously. I am taking notes and hope someday to be
> able to emulate you."
>
> Verse? why not. After all, this newsgroup hasn't been about recumbent
> since the day Ed Dolan arrived.
>
> Punctuation intentionally omitted to give HEAD Dolan something to do
> other than kvetch...
>
> The Troll loves a fight
> Always insists he's right
> But in absence of wit
> Resorts to bullshit
>
> Involved in a scrap
> He dishes out crap
> It's not about fact
> Insists the old bat
>
> Opinion's what matters
> Contends the mad hatter
> The distinction known not
> By this doddering sot
>
> He gets agitated
> If he's been berated
> When logic doth fail
> He continues to wail
>
> Wrongheaded are you
> If you don't see his view
> And when he is ragged
> A stalker you're tagged
>
> Ignore troll senile
> Aged, puerile
> Soon us he'll depart
> The decrepit old fart
>
> The reaper he waits
> To dole out his fate
> Death will come soon
> To the Worthington loon
>
> There'll be reason to cheer
> 'Cause he's out of here
> And a sense of decorum
> Will return to the forum
>
> Jim McNaa
I am only interested in what Wayne Leggett, the Poet of Shit and Piss and
Ass and Fuck, thinks of your efforts to date?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 15 Jan 2007 07:46:46
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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JimmyMac wrote:
> 32GO wrote:
> > Hey Folks -
> >
> > Each time that I post here, it takes five or ten
> > Replies from the TROLL to 'get even' again,
> > Or whatever stasis it hopes it achieves,
> > Retyping trite bullshit that no one believes.
> >
> > This may be a way I can spare you its crap,
> > At least cut the volume of yammer and yap:
> > I'm changing the way that I'm posting my rhymes,
> > >From ARBR directly to alternate climes:
> >
> > http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt
> >
> > That link is an index to anti-TROLL verse,
> > Some just a tad snippy, and some somewhat worse.
> > You'll find there a few of my newest poems, plus
> > Some classics that made the TROLL rabidly cuss.
> >
> > >From time to time maybe I'll post to remind
> > TROLL-haters and other folks where you can find
> > Some comic relief, when you're feeling the urge
> > For FUN you won't get from the TROLL's dreadful dirge.
> >
> > The TROLL isn't likely to peek in [its claim],
> > So maybe this might serve to save you from lame
> > Attempts at rebuttal, distraction and such.
> > Will decent folks pine for its bullshit? NOT MUCH!
> >
> > Regards,
> > Wayne
>
> Though ever so terse,
> I'll reply with some verse.
> To express my delight,
> And to say you are right.
>
> The TROLL has responded,
> Your verse is not wanted.
> Not long did you wait,
> For his boilerplate.
>
> The Troll is disgusted,
> Because he's been busted.
> Repressed not the urge,
> And again he regurged.
>
> In anger he spews,
> Nothing that's news.
> The same timeworn shit,
> From our Troll with no wit.
>
> He cut and he pasted,
> Time only wasted,
> For no one will read,
> The Troll's hateful screed.
>
> The Toll hates your poems,
> Or at least so he drones.
> But do heed him not,
> Pen some more for the sot.
>
> Jim McNaa
P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
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Date: 17 Jan 2007 03:22:27
From: nget
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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JimmyMac Wrote:
> JimmyMac wrote:
> > 32GO wrote:
> > > Hey Folks -
> > >
> > > Each time that I post here, it takes five or ten
> > > Replies from the TROLL to 'get even' again,
> > > Or whatever stasis it hopes it achieves,
> > > Retyping trite bullshit that no one believes.
> > >
> > > This may be a way I can spare you its crap,
> > > At least cut the volume of yammer and yap:
> > > I'm changing the way that I'm posting my rhymes,
> > > >From ARBR directly to alternate climes:
> > >
> > > http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt
> > >
> > > That link is an index to anti-TROLL verse,
> > > Some just a tad snippy, and some somewhat worse.
> > > You'll find there a few of my newest poems, plus
> > > Some classics that made the TROLL rabidly cuss.
> > >
> > > >From time to time maybe I'll post to remind
> > > TROLL-haters and other folks where you can find
> > > Some comic relief, when you're feeling the urge
> > > For FUN you won't get from the TROLL's dreadful dirge.
> > >
> > > The TROLL isn't likely to peek in [its claim],
> > > So maybe this might serve to save you from lame
> > > Attempts at rebuttal, distraction and such.
> > > Will decent folks pine for its bullshit? NOT MUCH!
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Wayne
> >
> > Though ever so terse,
> > I'll reply with some verse.
> > To express my delight,
> > And to say you are right.
> >
> > The TROLL has responded,
> > Your verse is not wanted.
> > Not long did you wait,
> > For his boilerplate.
> >
> > The Troll is disgusted,
> > Because he's been busted.
> > Repressed not the urge,
> > And again he regurged.
> >
> > In anger he spews,
> > Nothing that's news.
> > The same timeworn shit,
> > From our Troll with no wit.
> >
> > He cut and he pasted,
> > Time only wasted,
> > For no one will read,
> > The Troll's hateful screed.
> >
> > The Toll hates your poems,
> > Or at least so he drones.
> > But do heed him not,
> > Pen some more for the sot.
> >
> > Jim McNaa
>
> P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
You and Wayne should take this (poetry?) and put it on the bathroo
walls where it belongs.
k the bike
--
nget
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Date: 16 Jan 2007 00:08:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1168876005.332583.151330@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
[...]
>> Though ever so terse,
>> I'll reply with some verse.
>> To express my delight,
>> And to say you are right.
>>
>> The TROLL has responded,
>> Your verse is not wanted.
>> Not long did you wait,
>> For his boilerplate.
>>
>> The Troll is disgusted,
>> Because he's been busted.
>> Repressed not the urge,
>> And again he regurged.
>>
>> In anger he spews,
>> Nothing that's news.
>> The same timeworn shit,
>> From our Troll with no wit.
>>
>> He cut and he pasted,
>> Time only wasted,
>> For no one will read,
>> The Troll's hateful screed.
>>
>> The Toll hates your poems,
>> Or at least so he drones.
>> But do heed him not,
>> Pen some more for the sot.
>>
>> Jim McNaa
>
> P.S. Just made a minor correction ... Jim
I think you will have to learn the use of the semicolon before Wayne
Leggett, the Poet of Shit and Piss and Ass and Fuck, will tell you what he
thinks of your modest efforts. So far, he probably thinks you are an
illiterate.
But why is ANYONE writing verse to this newsgroup - aye, that is the
question. After all, there is no one here but us idiots! In fact, there is
not one person in ten on this group who can even write halfway decent prose.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 15 Jan 2007 07:33:35
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: Here There Be TROLLS!
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32GO wrote:
> Hey Folks -
>
> Each time that I post here, it takes five or ten
> Replies from the TROLL to 'get even' again,
> Or whatever stasis it hopes it achieves,
> Retyping trite bullshit that no one believes.
>
> This may be a way I can spare you its crap,
> At least cut the volume of yammer and yap:
> I'm changing the way that I'm posting my rhymes,
> >From ARBR directly to alternate climes:
>
> http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt
>
> That link is an index to anti-TROLL verse,
> Some just a tad snippy, and some somewhat worse.
> You'll find there a few of my newest poems, plus
> Some classics that made the TROLL rabidly cuss.
>
> >From time to time maybe I'll post to remind
> TROLL-haters and other folks where you can find
> Some comic relief, when you're feeling the urge
> For FUN you won't get from the TROLL's dreadful dirge.
>
> The TROLL isn't likely to peek in [its claim],
> So maybe this might serve to save you from lame
> Attempts at rebuttal, distraction and such.
> Will decent folks pine for its bullshit? NOT MUCH!
>
> Regards,
> Wayne
Though ever so terse,
I'll reply with some verse.
To express my delight,
And to say you are right.
The TROLL has responded,
Your verse is not wanted.
Not long did you wait,
For his boilerplate.
The Troll is disgusted,
Because he's been busted.
Repressed not the urge,
And again he regurged.
In anger he spews,
Nothing that's news.
The same timeworn shit,
>From our Troll with no wit.
He cut and he pasted,
Time only wasted,
For no one will read,
The Troll's hateful screed.
The Toll hates you poems,
Or at least so he drones.
But do heed him not,
Pen some more for the sot.
Jim McNaa
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