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Date: 25 Sep 2007 03:30:26
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: I blame it all on Mr. Tom Sherman
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I, the Great Ed Dolan, have taken more or less 10 final farewells from these freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) and yet here I am still. Why? It is all due to Tom Sherman of ARBR. Believe you me there is nothing I want to do more than leave all you idiots in the dust since you are unworthy of One so Great as Myself. But after I leave, I always have one last look back, and lo and behold, there is Tom Sherman posting his nefarious messages and no one with any intelligence to oppose him. And so I must eternally return to do just that. A liberal-socialist-communist pig like him must never be allowed the last word - at least not as long as I am still alive. I will see Tom Sherman in Hell before I ever let him have the last word on these freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word). He is a liberal ideologue of the worst sort and so I must remain here for so long as I live to kick his sorry ass. It may be that Mr. Tom Sherman and I could have a duel with pistols down by the banks of the Ohio when the fog is hanging heavy in the early morning.Yea, it must be there because it is the quintessential American river. I will get Jim McNamara to be my second and Tom Sherman can get Ed Gin (the criminal vandal troll who destroyed ARBR) to be his second. All that matters in these affairs is that honor be served. My God, to die without honor is unthinkable. In the event that Mr. Sherman shoots me dead (my eyesight is very bad) I instruct Mr. McNamara to have me buried on the lone prairie. I have always loved emptiness and the high plains best exemplifies that. I only want the coyotes and the god damn fucking eternal wind to howl over my grave. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 25 Sep 2007 06:31:31
From: Jeff
Subject: Re: I blame it all on Mr. Tom Sherman
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message news:fPWdnc67QqMpWmXbnZ2dnUVZ_h6vnZ2d@prairiewave.com... > I will see Tom Sherman in Hell before I ever let him have the last word on > these freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word). He is a liberal > ideologue of the worst sort and so I must remain here for so long as I > live to kick his sorry ass. > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota Ed, have you considered psychotherapy? It sometimes does wonders. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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Date: 29 Sep 2007 04:21:54
From: Mike Kruger
Subject: Re: I blame it all on Mr. Tom Sherman
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Jeff wrote: > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote something; doesn't really matter > > Ed, have you considered psychotherapy? It sometimes does wonders. I think there's a good chance it's been considered for him.
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