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Date: 20 Dec 2004 13:42:39
From: Johnny NoCom
Subject: Johnny =?iso-8859-1?Q?NoCom=AEItems?= for sale
Here is a short list of items for available for purchase at the
JohnnyNoComŽ web site and store coming in Jan 05. Be be part of HPV
recumbent history when you purchase any of these unique Fastest Bike in
the Known UniverseŠ items.

Johnny NoComŽ "Fastest Bike in the Known Universe" poster
Johnny NoComŽ stickers
Johnny NoComŽ coffee mugs
Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
Johnny NoComŽ "How to go faster than FOGs with Beards" book
Johnny NoComŽ wallet
Johnny NoComŽ CD holder
Johnny NoComŽ messenger bag
Johnny NoComŽ mouse pad
Johnny NoComŽ office pen
Johnny NoComŽ key chain
Johnny NoComŽ tape measure
Johnny NoComŽ frisbee
Johnny NoComŽ coffee
Johnny NoComŽ expresso
Johnny NoComŽ visor and CD holder
Johnny NoComŽ coasters
Johnny NoComŽ embroidered patch
Johnny NoComŽ lunch box
Johnny NoComŽ duffle bag
Johnny NoComŽ belt buckle
Johnny NoComŽ bubble gum
Johnny NoComŽ diecast 1/10th scale NoComs
Johnny NoComŽ aftershave
Johnny NoComŽ playing cards
Johnny NoComŽ poker set
Johnny NoComŽ checker game
Johnny NoComŽ rollup hat
Johnny NoComŽ cap with embroidered logo
Johnny NoComŽ short sleeve jersey
Johnny NoComŽ long sleeve jersey
Johnny NoComŽ cycling jacket
Johnny NoComŽ tank top
Johnny NoComŽ leg warmers
Johnny NoComŽ water bottles
Johnny NoComŽ sunglasses
Johnny NoComŽ disc wheels
Johnny NoComŽ dart board
Johnny NoComŽ knitted throw
&
Johnny NoComŽ gift cards

All Johnny NoComŽ items are registered tradek originals.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny NoComŽ





 
Date: 20 Dec 2004 20:46:53
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Johnny =?ISO-8859-1?Q?NoCom=AEItems_for_sale?=
Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Here is a short list of items for available for purchase at the
> JohnnyNoComŽ web site and store coming in Jan 05. Be be part of HPV
> recumbent history when you purchase any of these unique Fastest Bike in
> the Known UniverseŠ items.
>
> Johnny NoComŽ "Fastest Bike in the Known Universe" poster
> Johnny NoComŽ stickers
> Johnny NoComŽ coffee mugs
> Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
> Johnny NoComŽ "How to go faster than FOGs with Beards" book
> Johnny NoComŽ wallet
> Johnny NoComŽ CD holder
> Johnny NoComŽ messenger bag
> Johnny NoComŽ mouse pad
> Johnny NoComŽ office pen
> Johnny NoComŽ key chain
> Johnny NoComŽ tape measure
> Johnny NoComŽ frisbee
> Johnny NoComŽ coffee
> Johnny NoComŽ expresso
> Johnny NoComŽ visor and CD holder
> Johnny NoComŽ coasters
> Johnny NoComŽ embroidered patch
> Johnny NoComŽ lunch box
> Johnny NoComŽ duffle bag
> Johnny NoComŽ belt buckle
> Johnny NoComŽ bubble gum
> Johnny NoComŽ diecast 1/10th scale NoComs
> Johnny NoComŽ aftershave
> Johnny NoComŽ playing cards
> Johnny NoComŽ poker set
> Johnny NoComŽ checker game
> Johnny NoComŽ rollup hat
> Johnny NoComŽ cap with embroidered logo
> Johnny NoComŽ short sleeve jersey
> Johnny NoComŽ long sleeve jersey
> Johnny NoComŽ cycling jacket
> Johnny NoComŽ tank top
> Johnny NoComŽ leg warmers
> Johnny NoComŽ water bottles
> Johnny NoComŽ sunglasses
> Johnny NoComŽ disc wheels
> Johnny NoComŽ dart board
> Johnny NoComŽ knitted throw
> &
> Johnny NoComŽ gift cards...

No Johnny NoCom carbon fiber/Kevlar jock strap/cup? I have heard the
NoCom has tight clearances for the "naughty bits".

--
Tom Sherman



  
Date: 22 Dec 2004 10:03:32
From: Johnny NoCom
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Fantastic News for all Johnny NoCom fans!!!!
Johnny NoCom has now incorporated and the merchandise sales will now be handled by
Johhny NoComŠ Enterprises, Inc.

This is a brilliant keting venture that will bring all Johnny NoCom merchandise to a world ket.
Cyclist all over the world will be riding and wearing Johnny NoCom T-shirt and cycling clothes. The Johnny NoCom T-shirts are currently in high demand and production will be increased to meet the demands of the Johnny NoCom fans.

Johnny NoCom
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known UniverseŠ
Johhny NoComŠ Enterprises, Inc.




  
Date: 22 Dec 2004 09:24:06
From: harv
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale

"Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com > wrote in message
news:32ph04F3oqo7hU1@individual.net...
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>
snip

> No Johnny NoCom carbon fiber/Kevlar jock strap/cup? I have heard the NoCom
> has tight clearances for the "naughty bits".
>
> --
> Tom Sherman
>

Tom, don't forget there is at least one NoCom rider of the female
persuasion. Johhny NoComŠ Enterprises, Inc. should be PC and at least make a
carbon fiber sports bra.




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Date: 20 Dec 2004 18:22:47
From: Little Meow
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Here is a short list of items for available for purchase at the

Do you have any Johnny NoComŽ Toilet Paper?


 
Date: 20 Dec 2004 17:39:26
From: John Everett
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 13:42:39 GMT, Johnny NoCom <"Johnny
NoCom"@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com > wrote:

>Here is a short list of items for available for purchase at the
>JohnnyNoComŽ web site and store coming in Jan 05. Be be part of HPV
>recumbent history when you purchase any of these unique Fastest Bike in
>the Known UniverseŠ items.
>
>Johnny NoComŽ "Fastest Bike in the Known Universe" poster
>Johnny NoComŽ stickers
>Johnny NoComŽ coffee mugs
>Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
>Johnny NoComŽ "How to go faster than FOGs with Beards" book
>Johnny NoComŽ wallet
>Johnny NoComŽ CD holder
>Johnny NoComŽ messenger bag
>Johnny NoComŽ mouse pad
>Johnny NoComŽ office pen
>Johnny NoComŽ key chain
>Johnny NoComŽ tape measure
>Johnny NoComŽ frisbee
>Johnny NoComŽ coffee
>Johnny NoComŽ expresso
>Johnny NoComŽ visor and CD holder
>Johnny NoComŽ coasters
>Johnny NoComŽ embroidered patch
>Johnny NoComŽ lunch box
>Johnny NoComŽ duffle bag
>Johnny NoComŽ belt buckle
>Johnny NoComŽ bubble gum
>Johnny NoComŽ diecast 1/10th scale NoComs
>Johnny NoComŽ aftershave
>Johnny NoComŽ playing cards
>Johnny NoComŽ poker set
>Johnny NoComŽ checker game
>Johnny NoComŽ rollup hat
>Johnny NoComŽ cap with embroidered logo
>Johnny NoComŽ short sleeve jersey
>Johnny NoComŽ long sleeve jersey
>Johnny NoComŽ cycling jacket
>Johnny NoComŽ tank top
>Johnny NoComŽ leg warmers
>Johnny NoComŽ water bottles
>Johnny NoComŽ sunglasses
>Johnny NoComŽ disc wheels
>Johnny NoComŽ dart board
>Johnny NoComŽ knitted throw
>&
>Johnny NoComŽ gift cards
>
>All Johnny NoComŽ items are registered tradek originals.
>
>Holiday Cheers,
>
>Johnny NoComŽ

Dear Johnny:

There's an appropriate usenet newsgroup on which to flog your stuff,
but none of these are. After carefully checking the charter of various
"bicycles" newsgroups you'll find the only appropriate one is
rec.bicycles.ketplace, one you've chosen to avoid.

Please go away.


jeverett3<AT >earthlink<DOT>net http://home.earthlink.net/~jeverett3


 
Date: 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10
From: Curtis L. Russell
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 13:42:39 GMT, Johnny NoCom <"Johnny
NoCom"@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com > wrote:

>Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas

You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...


  
Date: 20 Dec 2004 12:02:18
From: Zoot Katz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
<a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com >, Curtis L. Russell
<curtis@the-md-russells.org > wrote:

>>Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
>
>You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.

The next best thing:
http://www.bananaguard.com/
--
zk


   
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:21:39
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale

"Zoot Katz" <zootkatz@operamail.com > wrote in message
news:41c72e63.7129683@news.individual.net...
> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>
> >>Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
> >
> >You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
> >and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>
> The next best thing:
> http://www.bananaguard.com/
> --
> zk

The scary thing is...

Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard

Someone's only job is to test the design of the bananaguard to make sure it
works properly

Someone's only job is to make the bananaguard

Someone's only job is to work on the machinery that makes the bananaguard

Someone's only job is to package the bananaguard

Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard packaging

Someone's only job is to ship the bananaguard

Someone's only job is to take care of defective bananaguards (maybe the same
person who ships them, we'll never know)

Next time someone bitches about the job they do just think how worse it
could be




    
Date: 20 Dec 2004 17:59:19
From: Zoot Katz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:21:39 GMT, <68Jxd.685521$mD.102583@attbi_s02 >,
"k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net > wrote:

>Someone's only job is to package the bananaguard
>
>Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard packaging

When I saw them they were neatly nestled in a stack of assorted
colours sitting on the counter. No packaging needed
--
zk


     
Date: 21 Dec 2004 02:11:06
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale

"Zoot Katz" <zootkatz@operamail.com > wrote in message
news:41ce82b1.28715597@news.individual.net...
> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:21:39 GMT, <68Jxd.685521$mD.102583@attbi_s02>,
> "k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> >Someone's only job is to package the bananaguard
> >
> >Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard packaging
>
> When I saw them they were neatly nestled in a stack of assorted
> colours sitting on the counter. No packaging needed
> --
> zk

Someone's only job then is to make the price stickers for the bananaguard




      
Date: 20 Dec 2004 18:23:28
From: Zoot Katz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Tue, 21 Dec 2004 02:11:06 GMT, <_CLxd.230903$V41.155925@attbi_s52 >,
"k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net > wrote:

>
>"Zoot Katz" <zootkatz@operamail.com> wrote in message
>news:41ce82b1.28715597@news.individual.net...
>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:21:39 GMT, <68Jxd.685521$mD.102583@attbi_s02>,
>> "k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Someone's only job is to package the bananaguard
>> >
>> >Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard packaging
>>
>> When I saw them they were neatly nestled in a stack of assorted
>> colours sitting on the counter. No packaging needed
>> --
>> zk
>
>Someone's only job then is to make the price stickers for the bananaguard
>
You'd rather have them moonlighting your heart surgery?
--
zk


       
Date: 21 Dec 2004 04:17:25
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale

"Zoot Katz" <zootkatz@operamail.com > wrote in message
news:41d18871.30187907@news.individual.net...
> Tue, 21 Dec 2004 02:11:06 GMT, <_CLxd.230903$V41.155925@attbi_s52>,
> "k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Zoot Katz" <zootkatz@operamail.com> wrote in message
> >news:41ce82b1.28715597@news.individual.net...
> >> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:21:39 GMT, <68Jxd.685521$mD.102583@attbi_s02>,
> >> "k Leuck" <m..leuck@comcast.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Someone's only job is to package the bananaguard
> >> >
> >> >Someone's only job is to design the bananaguard packaging
> >>
> >> When I saw them they were neatly nestled in a stack of assorted
> >> colours sitting on the counter. No packaging needed
> >> --
> >> zk
> >
> >Someone's only job then is to make the price stickers for the bananaguard
> >
> You'd rather have them moonlighting your heart surgery?
> --
> zk

Point taken




   
Date: 20 Dec 2004 20:04:51
From: Neil Brooks
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Zoot Katz wrote:
> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>
>>> Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
>>
>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>
> The next best thing:
> http://www.bananaguard.com/

Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane with one
of those bad boys.




    
Date: 20 Dec 2004 20:07:50
From: Little Meow
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Neil Brooks wrote:

> Zoot Katz wrote:
>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>
>>>> Johnny NoComŽ carbon bandanas
>>>
>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>
>> The next best thing:
>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>
> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
> with one of those bad boys.
>

Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
explodes or vibrates.


     
Date: 20 Dec 2004 20:36:36
From: Bob Schwartz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoCom?Items for sale
In rec.bicycles.racing Little Meow <meow@meow.meow > wrote:
> Neil Brooks wrote:

>> Zoot Katz wrote:
>>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Johnny NoCom? carbon bandanas
>>>>
>>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>>
>>> The next best thing:
>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>>
>> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
>> with one of those bad boys.

> Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
> explodes or vibrates.

http://www.bananaguard.com/faq/

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose
only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

Bob Schwartz
cvcc@execpc.com


      
Date: 20 Dec 2004 20:53:07
From: Little Meow
Subject: Re: Johnny NoCom?Items for sale
Bob Schwartz wrote:

> In rec.bicycles.racing Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>> Neil Brooks wrote:
>
>>> Zoot Katz wrote:
>>>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>>>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>>>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Johnny NoCom? carbon bandanas
>>>>>
>>>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>>>
>>>> The next best thing:
>>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>>>
>>> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
>>> with one of those bad boys.
>
>> Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
>> explodes or vibrates.
>
> http://www.bananaguard.com/faq/
>
> Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
>
> A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose
> only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
>

I was speaking of the banana, not the guard.
Of course, an empty bananaguard would invite
unwarranted speculation by onlookers and inspectors
alike, and possibly result in embarrassment.

Q: What is this for?
A: My banana.


       
Date: 20 Dec 2004 14:48:37
From: Zoot Katz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoCom?Items for sale
Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:53:07 GMT, <95C5F8D992730B00E7FF@easynews.com >,
Little Meow <meow@meow.meow > wrote:

>Bob Schwartz wrote:
>
>> In rec.bicycles.racing Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>> Neil Brooks wrote:
>>
>>>> Zoot Katz wrote:
>>>>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>>>>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>>>>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Johnny NoCom? carbon bandanas
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>>>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>>>>
>>>>> The next best thing:
>>>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>>>>
>>>> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
>>>> with one of those bad boys.
>>
>>> Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
>>> explodes or vibrates.
>>
>> http://www.bananaguard.com/faq/
>>
>> Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
>>
>> A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose
>> only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
>>
>
>I was speaking of the banana, not the guard.
>Of course, an empty bananaguard would invite
>unwarranted speculation by onlookers and inspectors
>alike, and possibly result in embarrassment.
>
>Q: What is this for?
>A: My banana.

It can also safely contain three live mice.
--
zk


        
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:10:52
From: Little Meow
Subject: Re: Johnny NoCom?Items for sale
Zoot Katz wrote:

> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:53:07 GMT, <95C5F8D992730B00E7FF@easynews.com>,
> Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>
>>Bob Schwartz wrote:
>>
>>> In rec.bicycles.racing Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>> Neil Brooks wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Zoot Katz wrote:
>>>>>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>>>>>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>>>>>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Johnny NoCom? carbon bandanas
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>>>>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The next best thing:
>>>>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>>>>>
>>>>> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
>>>>> with one of those bad boys.
>>>
>>>> Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
>>>> explodes or vibrates.
>>>
>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/faq/
>>>
>>> Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
>>>
>>> A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose
>>> only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
>>>
>>
>>I was speaking of the banana, not the guard.
>>Of course, an empty bananaguard would invite
>>unwarranted speculation by onlookers and inspectors
>>alike, and possibly result in embarrassment.
>>
>>Q: What is this for?
>>A: My banana.
>
> It can also safely contain three live mice.

MTB seat tubes can contain many more, if you use
the seat post to tamp them down. When travelling
internationally, remember to inquire about livestock
quarantine regulations for your destination.


         
Date: 20 Dec 2004 17:58:58
From: Zoot Katz
Subject: Re: Johnny NoCom?Items for sale
Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:10:52 GMT, <95C5FA4A0D76BC80E7FF@easynews.com >,
Little Meow <meow@meow.meow > wrote:

>Zoot Katz wrote:
>
>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:53:07 GMT, <95C5F8D992730B00E7FF@easynews.com>,
>> Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>
>>>Bob Schwartz wrote:
>>>
>>>> In rec.bicycles.racing Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>> Neil Brooks wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Zoot Katz wrote:
>>>>>>> Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:43:10 -0500,
>>>>>>> <a6pds0huja4tlcpgh1ki0ah2qckse7f8ks@4ax.com>, Curtis L. Russell
>>>>>>> <curtis@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Johnny NoCom? carbon bandanas
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You almost had me there for a second. I was reaching for the wallet
>>>>>>>> and then I realized it wasn't 'carbon bananas'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The next best thing:
>>>>>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Homeland Security know about this?? No way you get on an airplane
>>>>>> with one of those bad boys.
>>>>
>>>>> Sure you can, just as long as it is not the kind of banana that
>>>>> explodes or vibrates.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.bananaguard.com/faq/
>>>>
>>>> Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
>>>>
>>>> A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose
>>>> only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I was speaking of the banana, not the guard.
>>>Of course, an empty bananaguard would invite
>>>unwarranted speculation by onlookers and inspectors
>>>alike, and possibly result in embarrassment.
>>>
>>>Q: What is this for?
>>>A: My banana.
>>
>> It can also safely contain three live mice.
>
>MTB seat tubes can contain many more, if you use
>the seat post to tamp them down. When travelling
>internationally, remember to inquire about livestock
>quarantine regulations for your destination.

I was thinking of them more as an onboard snack.
I wouldn't make a cat eat airline food.
--
zk


 
Date: 20 Dec 2004 14:23:34
From: Mozilla Gorilla
Subject: Re: Johnny NoComŽItems for sale
Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com > wrote in
news:41C6D66B.1C7A813B@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com:

> Johnny NoComŽ tank top

Johnny NoCock,

Does it look like the wife beater the fat guy on the left in:

www.ultracycling.com/images/gremley2.jpg

is wearing? Do they come in any size but XXXXL?