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Date: 13 Jul 2006 02:09:43
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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I trust that all of you denizens of these freaking newsgroups have noted how Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, has ever proven Himself to have your best interests at heart. I endeavor to instruct you on matters of intelligence and morality, my only interests in life. I urge all of you to get yourselves a brain with a soul to boot. It is very frustrating for one so Great as Myself to be constantly confronted with only idiots, morons and assholes who seem not to have the slightest acquaintance with intelligence or morality. All I hear lately is how great it is to be into sexually active. I urge upon you the Way of the Cross. We all of us deserve nothing but misery and much suffering for our sins. Why spend all eternity in Hell when you can experience it right here on earth. Yea, I mean to bring some personal Hell to you! I will continue in my endeavors to bring some intelligence and morality to these forlorn cycling newsgroups. It is not enough to ride your bikes blissfully into the sunset, ignoring all the misery in the world. Why should I be the only one to suffer and be miserable? Nay, the rest of you can participate along with me. It will be good for you to get out of your world of illusion, however briefly. Since the majority of you are going to spend all eternity in Hell, I will introduce you to it right here and now. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 16:46:17
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. Yes, Bill hit the nail on the head. Captain
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 16:01:49
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Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Ed, Try not to let your mind wander so ... It is far too small and fragile to be out by itself. Jim McNaa Edward Dolan wrote: > I trust that all of you denizens of these freaking newsgroups have noted how > Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, has ever proven Himself to > have your best interests at heart. I endeavor to instruct you on matters of > intelligence and morality, my only interests in life. I urge all of you to > get yourselves a brain with a soul to boot. It is very frustrating for one > so Great as Myself to be constantly confronted with only idiots, morons and > assholes who seem not to have the slightest acquaintance with intelligence > or morality. > > All I hear lately is how great it is to be into sexually active. I urge upon > you the Way of the Cross. We all of us deserve nothing but misery and much > suffering for our sins. Why spend all eternity in Hell when you can > experience it right here on earth. Yea, I mean to bring some personal Hell > to you! > > I will continue in my endeavors to bring some intelligence and morality to > these forlorn cycling newsgroups. It is not enough to ride your bikes > blissfully into the sunset, ignoring all the misery in the world. Why should > I be the only one to suffer and be miserable? Nay, the rest of you can > participate along with me. It will be good for you to get out of your world > of illusion, however briefly. Since the majority of you are going to spend > all eternity in Hell, I will introduce you to it right here and now. > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > aka > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 15:56:08
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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> > > My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to start > up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) inventions > of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the country billions of > dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the EPA and DOE weren't > interested because I wasn't going high tech enough for them. Low tech > inventions still work and the average person could probably find > something to improve just by looking around for a few days. Now I am > prodding the SBA and some actual venture capital vultures but if I can > get some of these produced and keted the energy savings would benefit > the country vastly. > What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I had > a factory. > Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 to 5 > every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I found > myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you could > imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment I was > usually told to stifle it. > Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. > Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, some > big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least as fast as > my legs. > Bill Baka A man after my own heart! It's 112 degrees here in Vegas today, so we stay inside and take a dip in the pool and invent !!!! I have several things going right now including the Electric Trike & Bike project. One is a shishkabob skewer that we are having made in the Phillipines. I have invested in Patents before, and come to the conclusion that they take way too long and cost way too much to be worthwhile. Better to beat them to the ket with something that you can sell before they try to knock you off ! As a good friend of mine (who designs toys) likes to say ....all a Patent does is entitle you to a lawsuit ! Expensive, time consuming, and ultimately useless. Once you are selling your inventions on the ket and you are successful, you will always be one step ahead of the other guys that try to beat you. Of course, it helps to speak Mandarin or some foreign language. I am fortunate my partner does. :-) Go for it. You really have nothing to lose. Forget the SBA, and all those govt. beaucracies - they are no better than a Bank or a good investor. Best, Captain www.boomerbents.com
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 23:30:07
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Captain wrote: >> My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to start >> up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) inventions >> of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the country billions of >> dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the EPA and DOE weren't >> interested because I wasn't going high tech enough for them. Low tech >> inventions still work and the average person could probably find >> something to improve just by looking around for a few days. Now I am >> prodding the SBA and some actual venture capital vultures but if I can >> get some of these produced and keted the energy savings would benefit >> the country vastly. >> What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I had >> a factory. >> Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 to 5 >> every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I found >> myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you could >> imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment I was >> usually told to stifle it. >> Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. >> Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, some >> big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least as fast as >> my legs. >> Bill Baka > > A man after my own heart! It's 112 degrees here in Vegas today, so we > stay inside and take a dip in the pool and invent !!!! I have several > things going right now including the Electric Trike & Bike project. > One is a shishkabob skewer that we are having made in the Phillipines. > I have invested in Patents before, and come to the conclusion that they > take way too long and cost way too much to be worthwhile. Better to > beat them to the ket with something that you can sell before they > try to knock you off ! > > As a good friend of mine (who designs toys) likes to say ....all a > Patent does is entitle you to a lawsuit ! Expensive, time consuming, > and ultimately useless. > > Once you are selling your inventions on the ket and you are > successful, you will always be one step ahead of the other guys that > try to beat you. Of course, it helps to speak Mandarin or some foreign > language. I am fortunate my partner does. :-) > > Go for it. You really have nothing to lose. Forget the SBA, and all > those govt. beaucracies - they are no better than a Bank or a good > investor. > > Best, > > Captain > > www.boomerbents.com > That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to slip by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out blackberry hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried up. Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it as an inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then a certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a for profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house to pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What was a hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my own inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. A few of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years ago and were in production long before some guy at NASA got the idea. The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on how to stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output under computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another company in 1989, both of which were produced. I am on your side, make the money and run. Bill Baka
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Date: 19 Jul 2006 14:27:00
From: Chris Foster
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net > wrote in news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: > Captain wrote: >>> My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to >>> start up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) >>> inventions of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the >>> country billions of dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the >>> EPA and DOE weren't interested because I wasn't going high tech >>> enough for them. Low tech inventions still work and the average >>> person could probably find something to improve just by looking >>> around for a few days. Now I am prodding the SBA and some actual >>> venture capital vultures but if I can get some of these produced and >>> keted the energy savings would benefit the country vastly. >>> What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I >>> had a factory. >>> Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 >>> to 5 every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I >>> found myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you >>> could imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment >>> I was usually told to stifle it. >>> Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. >>> Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, >>> some big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least >>> as fast as my legs. >>> Bill Baka >> >> A man after my own heart! It's 112 degrees here in Vegas today, so >> we stay inside and take a dip in the pool and invent !!!! I have >> several things going right now including the Electric Trike & Bike >> project. One is a shishkabob skewer that we are having made in the >> Phillipines. I have invested in Patents before, and come to the >> conclusion that they take way too long and cost way too much to be >> worthwhile. Better to beat them to the ket with something that >> you can sell before they try to knock you off ! >> >> As a good friend of mine (who designs toys) likes to say ....all a >> Patent does is entitle you to a lawsuit ! Expensive, time consuming, >> and ultimately useless. >> >> Once you are selling your inventions on the ket and you are >> successful, you will always be one step ahead of the other guys that >> try to beat you. Of course, it helps to speak Mandarin or some >> foreign language. I am fortunate my partner does. :-) >> >> Go for it. You really have nothing to lose. Forget the SBA, and all >> those govt. beaucracies - they are no better than a Bank or a good >> investor. >> >> Best, >> >> Captain >> >> www.boomerbents.com >> > That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the > sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after > about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 > A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a > possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to slip > by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out blackberry > hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried up. > Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it as an > inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then a > certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a for > profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big > companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house to > pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What was a > hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my own > inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. A few > of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years ago and > were in production long before some guy at NASA got the idea. > The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on how to > stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output under > computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another company in > 1989, both of which were produced. > I am on your side, make the money and run. > Bill Baka > How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this the idea?? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 04:01:39
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Chris Foster wrote: > Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in > news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: > >>> >> That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the >> sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after >> about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 >> A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a >> possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to slip >> by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out blackberry >> hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried up. >> Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it as an >> inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then a >> certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a for >> profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big >> companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house to >> pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What was a >> hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my own >> inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. A few >> of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years ago and >> were in production long before some guy at NASA got the idea. >> The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on how to >> stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output under >> computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another company in >> 1989, both of which were produced. >> I am on your side, make the money and run. >> Bill Baka >> > > How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very > interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this the > idea?? Let me just say it was NOT rocket science. It was a controlled output supply that needed to put out a very precise and measurable voltage and current to test the breakdown voltage and leakage currents of other semiconductors. At the time the highest voltage FETs available were right at 1,000 volts and had an actual breakdown of about 1,200 volts. Unlike Bipolar transistors that just went 'POP' FETs acted sort of like Zener diodes and would just start leaking more and more at a bit above their rated voltage. I achieved thousands of volts by 'stacking' them in a big totem pole configuration and balancing the drive between gate by a network of capacitors and resistors. The idea was to have the computer program something like 800 volts at a current limit of 50 ua, then if it got to 800 volts and the DUT (Device Under Test) didn't pop we could measure the leakage current. The first one I did in 1985 for Basic Test Systems, financed by Supertex, a high voltage part manufacturer. They pulled the rug out from under us and declared all the physical stuff theirs, but not our brains. The second one I did for AOT, which was purchased by H.P. and did make it into production about 1992. The third, overlapping one I did was for Eagle Test Systems in Mundelein Illinois for charging defibrillator caps and other higher power duties. It too was in production when I read an article in NASA Tech Briefs claiming that a scientist at one of their research centers 'invented' this super technique and to contact them for licensing details. I was ROTFLMAO since mine were already in production at 3 different companies. It was hard to resist claiming plagiarism or just plain stupidity that they did not know that it was ancient history. Basic Test is history, a victim of corporate greed. AOT was officially buried while I was working at H.P. as a consultant for my own product line, updating things. Eagle Test Systems may still be going in Mundelein, Illinois, but I haven't checked. If you are any kind of an engineer you should know of the companies. I try not to do anything high level for any company now since I had many more trivial things that could have been patented but no interest was shown. Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that we have that moron Brickston clogging things up. Bill (I could hand scribble a schematic for you, (20 pages)) Baka
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 12:14:32
From: Chris Foster
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net > wrote in news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net: > Chris Foster wrote: >> Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in >> news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: >> >>>> >>> That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the >>> sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after >>> about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 >>> A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a >>> possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to >>> slip by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out >>> blackberry hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried >>> up. Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it >>> as an inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then >>> a certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a >>> for profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big >>> companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house >>> to pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What >>> was a hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my >>> own inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. >>> A few of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years >>> ago and were in production long before some guy at NASA got the >>> idea. The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on >>> how to stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output >>> under computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another >>> company in 1989, both of which were produced. >>> I am on your side, make the money and run. >>> Bill Baka >>> >> >> How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very >> interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this >> the idea?? > > Let me just say it was NOT rocket science. It was a controlled output > supply that needed to put out a very precise and measurable voltage > and current to test the breakdown voltage and leakage currents of > other semiconductors. At the time the highest voltage FETs available > were right at 1,000 volts and had an actual breakdown of about 1,200 > volts. Unlike Bipolar transistors that just went 'POP' FETs acted sort > of like Zener diodes and would just start leaking more and more at a > bit above their rated voltage. I achieved thousands of volts by > 'stacking' them in a big totem pole configuration and balancing the > drive between gate by a network of capacitors and resistors. The idea > was to have the computer program something like 800 volts at a current > limit of 50 ua, then if it got to 800 volts and the DUT (Device Under > Test) didn't pop we could measure the leakage current. > The first one I did in 1985 for Basic Test Systems, financed by > Supertex, a high voltage part manufacturer. They pulled the rug out > from under us and declared all the physical stuff theirs, but not our > brains. The second one I did for AOT, which was purchased by H.P. and > did make it into production about 1992. > The third, overlapping one I did was for Eagle Test Systems in > Mundelein Illinois for charging defibrillator caps and other higher > power duties. It too was in production when I read an article in NASA > Tech Briefs claiming that a scientist at one of their research centers > 'invented' this super technique and to contact them for licensing > details. I was ROTFLMAO since mine were already in production at 3 > different companies. It was hard to resist claiming plagiarism or just > plain stupidity that they did not know that it was ancient history. > Basic Test is history, a victim of corporate greed. > AOT was officially buried while I was working at H.P. as a consultant > for my own product line, updating things. > Eagle Test Systems may still be going in Mundelein, Illinois, but I > haven't checked. > If you are any kind of an engineer you should know of the companies. > I try not to do anything high level for any company now since I had > many more trivial things that could have been patented but no interest > was shown. Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that > we have that moron Brickston clogging things up. > Bill (I could hand scribble a schematic for you, (20 pages)) Baka > > Your right, nothing new and/or exciting. You are using the FET as a swtich. Most MOS FET have breakdown voltage around 400 to 500 volts. So, 3 or 4 of them in a totem pole would do just fine. I missed the word 'switch' in your original post. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 16:38:37
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Chris Foster wrote: > Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in > news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net: > >> Chris Foster wrote: >>> Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in >>> news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: >>> >>>> That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the >>>> sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after >>>> about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 >>>> A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a >>>> possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to >>>> slip by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out >>>> blackberry hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried >>>> up. Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it >>>> as an inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then >>>> a certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a >>>> for profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big >>>> companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house >>>> to pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What >>>> was a hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my >>>> own inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. >>>> A few of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years >>>> ago and were in production long before some guy at NASA got the >>>> idea. The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on >>>> how to stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output >>>> under computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another >>>> company in 1989, both of which were produced. >>>> I am on your side, make the money and run. >>>> Bill Baka >>>> >>> How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very >>> interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this >>> the idea?? >> Let me just say it was NOT rocket science. It was a controlled output >> supply that needed to put out a very precise and measurable voltage >> and current to test the breakdown voltage and leakage currents of >> other semiconductors. At the time the highest voltage FETs available >> were right at 1,000 volts and had an actual breakdown of about 1,200 >> volts. Unlike Bipolar transistors that just went 'POP' FETs acted sort >> of like Zener diodes and would just start leaking more and more at a >> bit above their rated voltage. I achieved thousands of volts by >> 'stacking' them in a big totem pole configuration and balancing the >> drive between gate by a network of capacitors and resistors. The idea >> was to have the computer program something like 800 volts at a current >> limit of 50 ua, then if it got to 800 volts and the DUT (Device Under >> Test) didn't pop we could measure the leakage current. >> The first one I did in 1985 for Basic Test Systems, financed by >> Supertex, a high voltage part manufacturer. They pulled the rug out >> from under us and declared all the physical stuff theirs, but not our >> brains. The second one I did for AOT, which was purchased by H.P. and >> did make it into production about 1992. >> The third, overlapping one I did was for Eagle Test Systems in >> Mundelein Illinois for charging defibrillator caps and other higher >> power duties. It too was in production when I read an article in NASA >> Tech Briefs claiming that a scientist at one of their research centers >> 'invented' this super technique and to contact them for licensing >> details. I was ROTFLMAO since mine were already in production at 3 >> different companies. It was hard to resist claiming plagiarism or just >> plain stupidity that they did not know that it was ancient history. >> Basic Test is history, a victim of corporate greed. >> AOT was officially buried while I was working at H.P. as a consultant >> for my own product line, updating things. >> Eagle Test Systems may still be going in Mundelein, Illinois, but I >> haven't checked. >> If you are any kind of an engineer you should know of the companies. >> I try not to do anything high level for any company now since I had >> many more trivial things that could have been patented but no interest >> was shown. Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that >> we have that moron Brickston clogging things up. >> Bill (I could hand scribble a schematic for you, (20 pages)) Baka >> >> > > Your right, nothing new and/or exciting. You are using the FET as a > swtich. Most MOS FET have breakdown voltage around 400 to 500 volts. > So, 3 or 4 of them in a totem pole would do just fine. I missed the word > 'switch' in your original post. > > > Not switches exactly, but linear output. Program in 872 volts with a current limit of 50 ua and that was what you got. If you were testing a good part it would read about 1ua, a bad part would read 50ua and maybe only a few volts if it was really bad. High precision linear test equipment. I used to be the "Go to, guy" back in the 80's but got tired of the bay area and the traffic jams all the time and everywhere I went. Bill Baka
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 20:55:22
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:38:37 GMT, Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net > wrote: >Chris Foster wrote: >> Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in >> news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net: >> >>> Chris Foster wrote: >>>> Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in >>>> news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: >>>> >>>>> That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the >>>>> sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after >>>>> about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 >>>>> A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a >>>>> possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to >>>>> slip by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out >>>>> blackberry hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried >>>>> up. Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it >>>>> as an inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then >>>>> a certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a >>>>> for profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big >>>>> companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house >>>>> to pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What >>>>> was a hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my >>>>> own inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. >>>>> A few of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years >>>>> ago and were in production long before some guy at NASA got the >>>>> idea. The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on >>>>> how to stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output >>>>> under computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another >>>>> company in 1989, both of which were produced. >>>>> I am on your side, make the money and run. >>>>> Bill Baka >>>>> >>>> How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very >>>> interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this >>>> the idea?? >>> Let me just say it was NOT rocket science. It was a controlled output >>> supply that needed to put out a very precise and measurable voltage >>> and current to test the breakdown voltage and leakage currents of >>> other semiconductors. At the time the highest voltage FETs available >>> were right at 1,000 volts and had an actual breakdown of about 1,200 >>> volts. Unlike Bipolar transistors that just went 'POP' FETs acted sort >>> of like Zener diodes and would just start leaking more and more at a >>> bit above their rated voltage. I achieved thousands of volts by >>> 'stacking' them in a big totem pole configuration and balancing the >>> drive between gate by a network of capacitors and resistors. The idea >>> was to have the computer program something like 800 volts at a current >>> limit of 50 ua, then if it got to 800 volts and the DUT (Device Under >>> Test) didn't pop we could measure the leakage current. >>> The first one I did in 1985 for Basic Test Systems, financed by >>> Supertex, a high voltage part manufacturer. They pulled the rug out >>> from under us and declared all the physical stuff theirs, but not our >>> brains. The second one I did for AOT, which was purchased by H.P. and >>> did make it into production about 1992. >>> The third, overlapping one I did was for Eagle Test Systems in >>> Mundelein Illinois for charging defibrillator caps and other higher >>> power duties. It too was in production when I read an article in NASA >>> Tech Briefs claiming that a scientist at one of their research centers >>> 'invented' this super technique and to contact them for licensing >>> details. I was ROTFLMAO since mine were already in production at 3 >>> different companies. It was hard to resist claiming plagiarism or just >>> plain stupidity that they did not know that it was ancient history. >>> Basic Test is history, a victim of corporate greed. >>> AOT was officially buried while I was working at H.P. as a consultant >>> for my own product line, updating things. >>> Eagle Test Systems may still be going in Mundelein, Illinois, but I >>> haven't checked. >>> If you are any kind of an engineer you should know of the companies. >>> I try not to do anything high level for any company now since I had >>> many more trivial things that could have been patented but no interest >>> was shown. Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that >>> we have that moron Brickston clogging things up. >>> Bill (I could hand scribble a schematic for you, (20 pages)) Baka >>> >>> >> >> Your right, nothing new and/or exciting. You are using the FET as a >> swtich. Most MOS FET have breakdown voltage around 400 to 500 volts. >> So, 3 or 4 of them in a totem pole would do just fine. I missed the word >> 'switch' in your original post. >> >> >> >Not switches exactly, but linear output. Program in 872 volts with a >current limit of 50 ua and that was what you got. If you were testing a >good part it would read about 1ua, a bad part would read 50ua and maybe >only a few volts if it was really bad. >High precision linear test equipment. >I used to be the "Go to, guy" back in the 80's but got tired of the bay >area and the traffic jams all the time and everywhere I went. >Bill Baka Bwaaahahahahahahaha....!!!! I saw something the web somewhere... Weren't you practically begging for employment?
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 22:00:48
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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R Brickston wrote: > On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:38:37 GMT, Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> > wrote: > > > >> I used to be the "Go to, guy" back in the 80's but got tired of the bay >> area and the traffic jams all the time and everywhere I went. >> Bill Baka > > Bwaaahahahahahahaha....!!!! > > I saw something the web somewhere... Weren't you practically begging > for employment? Unlike some morons all I had to do was walk around the corner. I had companies get into bidding wars for me, and had lots of stock to show for it. Too bad companies came and went so fast back then or I would have cashed out rich. Bill Baka
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 00:13:22
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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"Bill" <larrys707@sbcglobal.net > wrote in message news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net... [...] > Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that we have that > moron Brickston clogging things up. It is actually much more fun to start the ball rolling with an original post than to be doing nothing but ending threads with much swearing, cussing and slamming of doors. It would appear that both Bill and Captain are the industrious types and therefore utterly alien to me. I am only interested in sloths like myself. I will only be looking in on the newsgroups occasionally from now on as I have better things to be wasting my time on. I abhor being busy. I was born to loaf and I am one of the world's greatest experts in this kind of non activity. Too bad the rest of you are all such busy bee types. You will never know the joy of doing nothing but contemplating your own navel. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 19 Jul 2006 22:31:12
From: GaryG
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message news:7MOdnbx5nN6XjCLZnZ2dnUVZ_u2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com... > > "Bill" <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net... > [...] > > Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that we have that > > moron Brickston clogging things up. > > It is actually much more fun to start the ball rolling with an original post > than to be doing nothing but ending threads with much swearing, cussing and > slamming of doors. It would appear that both Bill and Captain are the > industrious types and therefore utterly alien to me. I am only interested in > sloths like myself. > > I will only be looking in on the newsgroups occasionally from now on as I > have better things to be wasting my time on. I abhor being busy. I was born > to loaf and I am one of the world's greatest experts in this kind of non > activity. Too bad the rest of you are all such busy bee types. You will > never know the joy of doing nothing but contemplating your own navel. Is that because you're too fat to contemplate your dick? If so, you might want to try using a mirror. GG > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > aka > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota > >
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Date: 20 Jul 2006 00:47:32
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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"GaryG" <sorrynoemail@NOSPAMX.com > wrote in message news:5yEvg.419$dV4.43@fe04.lga... > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message > news:7MOdnbx5nN6XjCLZnZ2dnUVZ_u2dnZ2d@prairiewave.com... >> >> "Bill" <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message >> news:DeDvg.70523$fb2.23420@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net... >> [...] >> > Just to be 'on topic' at this point I miss Dolan now that we have that >> > moron Brickston clogging things up. >> >> It is actually much more fun to start the ball rolling with an original > post >> than to be doing nothing but ending threads with much swearing, cussing > and >> slamming of doors. It would appear that both Bill and Captain are the >> industrious types and therefore utterly alien to me. I am only interested > in >> sloths like myself. >> >> I will only be looking in on the newsgroups occasionally from now on as I >> have better things to be wasting my time on. I abhor being busy. I was > born >> to loaf and I am one of the world's greatest experts in this kind of non >> activity. Too bad the rest of you are all such busy bee types. You will >> never know the joy of doing nothing but contemplating your own navel. > > Is that because you're too fat to contemplate your dick? If so, you might > want to try using a mirror. I stopped looking at my dick by the time I was out of my teens, but types like GaryG never seem to tire of it apparently. I think it is because they pick up so many venereal diseases (you know, all that joy of sex shit) that they worry they are going to lose it entirely. Hence, they just keep on looking at it forever to make sure that it is still there! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 19 Jul 2006 20:01:53
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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On 19 Jul 2006 14:27:00 GMT, Chris Foster <edolan@iw.net > wrote: >Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net> wrote in >news:3_zug.6225$2v.4964@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net: > >> Captain wrote: >>>> My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to >>>> start up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) >>>> inventions of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the >>>> country billions of dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the >>>> EPA and DOE weren't interested because I wasn't going high tech >>>> enough for them. Low tech inventions still work and the average >>>> person could probably find something to improve just by looking >>>> around for a few days. Now I am prodding the SBA and some actual >>>> venture capital vultures but if I can get some of these produced and >>>> keted the energy savings would benefit the country vastly. >>>> What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I >>>> had a factory. >>>> Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 >>>> to 5 every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I >>>> found myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you >>>> could imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment >>>> I was usually told to stifle it. >>>> Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. >>>> Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, >>>> some big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least >>>> as fast as my legs. >>>> Bill Baka >>> >>> A man after my own heart! It's 112 degrees here in Vegas today, so >>> we stay inside and take a dip in the pool and invent !!!! I have >>> several things going right now including the Electric Trike & Bike >>> project. One is a shishkabob skewer that we are having made in the >>> Phillipines. I have invested in Patents before, and come to the >>> conclusion that they take way too long and cost way too much to be >>> worthwhile. Better to beat them to the ket with something that >>> you can sell before they try to knock you off ! >>> >>> As a good friend of mine (who designs toys) likes to say ....all a >>> Patent does is entitle you to a lawsuit ! Expensive, time consuming, >>> and ultimately useless. >>> >>> Once you are selling your inventions on the ket and you are >>> successful, you will always be one step ahead of the other guys that >>> try to beat you. Of course, it helps to speak Mandarin or some >>> foreign language. I am fortunate my partner does. :-) >>> >>> Go for it. You really have nothing to lose. Forget the SBA, and all >>> those govt. beaucracies - they are no better than a Bank or a good >>> investor. >>> >>> Best, >>> >>> Captain >>> >>> www.boomerbents.com >>> >> That is why I am inside. 105+ outside and I can't ride due to the >> sweat in my eyes. Even a sweatband gets soaked through with me after >> about 5 miles so it is a doomed effort. Maybe if I got up at 3:00 >> A.M., but then the police would probably keep stopping me as a >> possible drunk (bars close at 2:00 A.M.) or drug dealer trying to slip >> by. I don't have to ride every day, but I want to go out blackberry >> hunting over the next 2 weeks before they are all dried up. >> Your comment on patents is my opinion too. They used to run it as an >> inventor's protection service as it was conceived to be. Then a >> certain president (Reagan?) came along and decided it should be a for >> profit government entity and made it cost so much that only big >> companies could afford to even apply. You could mortgage your house to >> pay them, but it has sure put down the home based inventor. What was a >> hoot to me was reading NASA Tech briefs and seeing some of my own >> inventions being called new and to contact them over licensing. A few >> of their 'new' electronics inventions were done by me years ago and >> were in production long before some guy at NASA got the idea. >> The one that stood out the most was a mid 1990's article on how to >> stack FET transistors to achieve thousands of volts of output under >> computer control. I did that in 1984 and again at another company in >> 1989, both of which were produced. >> I am on your side, make the money and run. >> Bill Baka >> > >How exactly did your FET stack 'achieve thousands of volts'? Im very >interested. The are voltage doubles, triplers etc...... Is this the >idea?? It's pretty easy to do... you just make it up as you type.
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 13:39:43
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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> I think a lot depends on life style. My uncle retired and stopped even > doing projects around the house and one day when he was 75 just sat on > the couch as usual and "POOF", the big one and he was gone. > Jack Lalanne is still going strong at 93 (94?) because he still gets up > and works out at least 2 hours every day. > I think that most people have it in their head that retirement means > sitting on a beach and sipping Pina Colada's and that does not make for > a long retirement. > Food (limited amount of anything) and exercise, both physical and mental > are what keep you going. > Bill Baka Agreed, I don't think there is really a need or an excuse to Retire anymore for our generation. If we use our brains and keep active why leave all the fun to our kids? They will have it their way anyhow ! My goal is to stay alive by staying interested in developing new business ventures and particularly ones that make me feel good about life - not necessarily meaning becoming a "large compounder" like Warren Buffet. I mean doing stuff that just seems to go with the flow of the Planet, since it is getting angry now and is threatening to strike back (Global Warming, Terrorism, and all the other "Ism's). Time to kick back and give back some of our freaking knowledge & experience and set an example for our kids and grandkids. You will die on the couch anyway someday - just when you least expect it - so grab for all the gusto you can get and DO SOMETHING with your Golden Years. It's really not too late. Some will disagree :-) Captain: www.boomerbents.com
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 22:39:30
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Captain wrote: >> I think a lot depends on life style. My uncle retired and stopped even >> doing projects around the house and one day when he was 75 just sat on >> the couch as usual and "POOF", the big one and he was gone. >> Jack Lalanne is still going strong at 93 (94?) because he still gets up >> and works out at least 2 hours every day. >> I think that most people have it in their head that retirement means >> sitting on a beach and sipping Pina Colada's and that does not make for >> a long retirement. >> Food (limited amount of anything) and exercise, both physical and mental >> are what keep you going. >> Bill Baka > > Agreed, I don't think there is really a need or an excuse to Retire > anymore for our generation. If we use our brains and keep active why > leave all the fun to our kids? They will have it their way anyhow ! My > goal is to stay alive by staying interested in developing new business > ventures and particularly ones that make me feel good about life - not > necessarily meaning becoming a "large compounder" like Warren Buffet. > I mean doing stuff that just seems to go with the flow of the Planet, > since it is getting angry now and is threatening to strike back (Global > Warming, Terrorism, and all the other "Ism's). > > Time to kick back and give back some of our freaking knowledge & > experience and set an example for our kids and grandkids. You will die > on the couch anyway someday - just when you least expect it - so grab > for all the gusto you can get and DO SOMETHING with your Golden Years. > It's really not too late. Some will disagree :-) > > Captain: www.boomerbents.com > My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to start up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) inventions of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the country billions of dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the EPA and DOE weren't interested because I wasn't going high tech enough for them. Low tech inventions still work and the average person could probably find something to improve just by looking around for a few days. Now I am prodding the SBA and some actual venture capital vultures but if I can get some of these produced and keted the energy savings would benefit the country vastly. What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I had a factory. Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 to 5 every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I found myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you could imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment I was usually told to stifle it. Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, some big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least as fast as my legs. Bill Baka
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 23:26:39
From: R Brickston
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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On Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:39:30 GMT, Bill <larrys707@sbcglobal.net > wrote: <snip > >My thoughts exactly. I am presently looking for venture capital to start >up a business or 2 or 3 to produce some energy saving (major) inventions >of mine. They are fairly low tech but would save the country billions of >dollars each year if implemented. Funny how the EPA and DOE weren't >interested because I wasn't going high tech enough for them. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > Low tech >inventions still work and the average person could probably find >something to improve just by looking around for a few days. Now I am >prodding the SBA and some actual venture capital vultures but if I can >get some of these produced and keted the energy savings would benefit >the country vastly. >What I have is probably not patentable but very much producible if I had >a factory. >Starting a business is so much more interesting than just working 9 to 5 >every day of your life. When I was working for someone else I found >myself assigned to some of the most time wasting projects you could >imagine. If I had an idea for something outside the assignment I was >usually told to stifle it. >Life as an inventor can go on as long as you can think. >Bicycling gets me out there to see things that could be improved, What you need to improve, or in your case, you need to develop the /capacity/ to tell the truth. >some >big and some trivial, but my mind is always spinning at least as fast as >my legs. >Bill Baka
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 12:56:32
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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ZeMascouflatte wrote: > In article <1153075027.061078.289090@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, > "Captain" <formfactory@cox.net> wrote: > > > On the other hand my girlfriend's mom who is Chinese and clost to 80 is > > just a ball of fire and is always active and seems never to complain of > > any ailments at all ? > > so, are you switching to chinese food? > When was the last time you visited your Doctor ? If you are over 50 chances are he told you "you have to quit smoking (if you smoke), change your diet to eliminate red meat, eat chicken or fish only with steamed vegetables, exercise at least 40 minutes a day, and don't drink alcohol. Chinese food doesn't seem too bad now does it ???
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 20:37:49
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Captain wrote: > ZeMascouflatte wrote: >> In article <1153075027.061078.289090@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, >> "Captain" <formfactory@cox.net> wrote: >> >>> On the other hand my girlfriend's mom who is Chinese and clost to 80 is >>> just a ball of fire and is always active and seems never to complain of >>> any ailments at all ? >> so, are you switching to chinese food? >> > When was the last time you visited your Doctor ? If you are over 50 > chances are he told you "you have to quit smoking (if you smoke), > change your diet to eliminate red meat, eat chicken or fish only with > steamed vegetables, exercise at least 40 minutes a day, and don't drink > alcohol. Chinese food doesn't seem too bad now does it ??? > That is how it is done. No smoking, no Alcohol even if a glass of red wine is recommended at bed time, minimal Caffeine, a healthy weight and at least a half hour a day when you can put your heart at the upper end of you workout zone. My personal favorite is steam chicken breast and Brussels sprouts with no seasoning at all. Avoid dining out, even at the so called fancy places because you just don't know how they got that meal to taste so good. Mc food of any kind is obviously forbidden, and I have managed to ride past even when starving from a ride. When I get home I usually have a bag of frozen strawberries to munch on, ever so slowly. Bill Baka (not a dietitian but I know the score on food).
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 11:37:07
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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I think after about age 80 that life is nothing but a living Hell at which point we pray for death! My Mother would vouch for this apparent reality. Just ask her. I make a point to call them once a week back East, and she always tells me that after 80 life is not worth a damn and she wishes she were gone. Nothing but an endless series of doctor's appointments, pain, hearing loss, and the list keeps going :-(. On the other hand my girlfriend's mom who is Chinese and clost to 80 is just a ball of fire and is always active and seems never to complain of any ailments at all ?
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 14:14:00
From: ZeMascouflatte
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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In article <1153075027.061078.289090@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com >, "Captain" <formfactory@cox.net > wrote: > On the other hand my girlfriend's mom who is Chinese and clost to 80 is > just a ball of fire and is always active and seems never to complain of > any ailments at all ? so, are you switching to chinese food? Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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Date: 16 Jul 2006 20:14:58
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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ZeMascouflatte wrote: > In article <1153075027.061078.289090@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, > "Captain" <formfactory@cox.net> wrote: > >> On the other hand my girlfriend's mom who is Chinese and clost to 80 is >> just a ball of fire and is always active and seems never to complain of >> any ailments at all ? > > so, are you switching to chinese food? > > Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services > ---------------------------------------------------------- > ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** > ---------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.usenet.com I think a lot depends on life style. My uncle retired and stopped even doing projects around the house and one day when he was 75 just sat on the couch as usual and "POOF", the big one and he was gone. Jack Lalanne is still going strong at 93 (94?) because he still gets up and works out at least 2 hours every day. I think that most people have it in their head that retirement means sitting on a beach and sipping Pina Colada's and that does not make for a long retirement. Food (limited amount of anything) and exercise, both physical and mental are what keep you going. Bill Baka
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Date: 15 Jul 2006 10:10:27
From: Captain
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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Thanks Ed, I agree with you. My goal is to provide a good product to the cycling world so us old folks can ride into the sunsets thinking about all the great pussy we used to have but thankful that we are now beyond child support payments, and our kids are lawyers and FBI agents - or own their own Mexican restaurants in New Jersey ! Thank God there is life beyone freakiing newsgroups. Today is my 58th birtday so I do know from whence I postulate. Captain. www.boomerbents.com Edward Dolan wrote: > I trust that all of you denizens of these freaking newsgroups have noted how > Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, has ever proven Himself to > have your best interests at heart. I endeavor to instruct you on matters of > intelligence and morality, my only interests in life. I urge all of you to > get yourselves a brain with a soul to boot. It is very frustrating for one > so Great as Myself to be constantly confronted with only idiots, morons and > assholes who seem not to have the slightest acquaintance with intelligence > or morality. > > All I hear lately is how great it is to be into sexually active. I urge upon > you the Way of the Cross. We all of us deserve nothing but misery and much > suffering for our sins. Why spend all eternity in Hell when you can > experience it right here on earth. Yea, I mean to bring some personal Hell > to you! > > I will continue in my endeavors to bring some intelligence and morality to > these forlorn cycling newsgroups. It is not enough to ride your bikes > blissfully into the sunset, ignoring all the misery in the world. Why should > I be the only one to suffer and be miserable? Nay, the rest of you can > participate along with me. It will be good for you to get out of your world > of illusion, however briefly. Since the majority of you are going to spend > all eternity in Hell, I will introduce you to it right here and now. > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > aka > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 15 Jul 2006 17:08:39
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Keep up the good work, Ed Dolan!
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"Captain" <formfactory@cox.net > wrote in message news:1152983427.704270.95970@35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com... > Thanks Ed, I agree with you. My goal is to provide a good product to > the cycling world so us old folks can ride into the sunsets thinking > about all the great pussy we used to have but thankful that we are now > beyond child support payments, and our kids are lawyers and FBI agents > - or own their own Mexican restaurants in New Jersey ! Thank God there > is life beyone freakiing newsgroups. Today is my 58th birtday so I do > know from whence I postulate. > > Captain. www.boomerbents.com Yea, Captain is a kindred soul. He knows exactly how to take these freaking newsgroups. However, he needs to age about another 10 years to experience the full depths of depression. I can assure him that life only gets worse the longer you live. I think after about age 80 that life is nothing but a living Hell at which point we pray for death! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota > Edward Dolan wrote: >> I trust that all of you denizens of these freaking newsgroups have noted >> how >> Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, has ever proven Himself >> to >> have your best interests at heart. I endeavor to instruct you on matters >> of >> intelligence and morality, my only interests in life. I urge all of you >> to >> get yourselves a brain with a soul to boot. It is very frustrating for >> one >> so Great as Myself to be constantly confronted with only idiots, morons >> and >> assholes who seem not to have the slightest acquaintance with >> intelligence >> or morality. >> >> All I hear lately is how great it is to be sexually active. I urge upon >> you the Way of the Cross. We all of us deserve nothing but misery and >> much >> suffering for our sins. Why spend all eternity in Hell when you can >> experience it right here on earth. Yea, I mean to bring some personal >> Hell >> to you! >> >> I will continue in my endeavors to bring some intelligence and morality >> to >> these forlorn cycling newsgroups. It is not enough to ride your bikes >> blissfully into the sunset, ignoring all the misery in the world. Why >> should >> I be the only one to suffer and be miserable? Nay, the rest of you can >> participate along with me. It will be good for you to get out of your >> world >> of illusion, however briefly. Since the majority of you are going to >> spend >> all eternity in Hell, I will introduce you to it right here and now.
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