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Date: 22 Dec 2004 13:49:45
From: Johnny NoCom
Subject: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Larry,
Please stop eating those roadkill animals you scoop up on your trike rides and please start drinking bottled water. All the heavy metal in backwoods water you drink along with diseased meat is ruining your mind.
The discussions here on A.R.B.R. are nothing to get all flustered about.
Go vegan bro.
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
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Date: 22 Dec 2004 19:35:40
From: Butch Smith
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Have a banana instead Varney. If you do not eat the entire banana you can use the rest to plug up a hole.
Butch
Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
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> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom
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Yeah, but they're messy to eat with your hands. And besides, they make my
dog fart.
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Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney
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Date: 22 Dec 2004 14:06:22
From: Johnny NoCom
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
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Date: 22 Dec 2004 19:58:44
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
That is only effective on an upright. In the highly reclined rider
position (e.g. NoCom) it will retard forward progress.
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Tom Sherman
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Date: 23 Dec 2004 03:18:46
From: John Halliburton
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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> That is only effective on an upright. In the highly reclined rider
> position (e.g. NoCom) it will retard forward progress.
Mostly because I knock myself out when I do it. ; >)
JHH
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Date: 22 Dec 2004 15:41:08
From: Larry Varney
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Beans will be better for you Larry. Bean gas will give you that extra boost to kick it in high gear.
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> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom
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Yeah, but they're messy to eat with your hands. And besides, they make my
dog fart.
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Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney
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Date: 23 Dec 2004 17:02:07
From: FloridaBent
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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>Larry Varney blamed the canine, saying:
>And besides, they make my
>dog fart.
Uh, Larry. That ain't the dog.
Bill, riding bent in Florida
(hence the screen name)
I may be old and fat, but by golly,
I'm Slow!
To e-mail, remove undies
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Date: 23 Dec 2004 13:16:32
From: Larry Varney
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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FloridaBent wrote:
>>Larry Varney blamed the canine, saying:
>>And besides, they make my
>>dog fart.
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> Uh, Larry. That ain't the dog.
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> Bill, riding bent in Florida
> (hence the screen name)
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> I may be old and fat, but by golly,
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> I'm Slow!
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> To e-mail, remove undies
Sometimes it is! Honest!
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Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney
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Date: 22 Dec 2004 14:53:28
From: Larry Varney
Subject: Re: Larry Varney please stop the madness
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Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Larry, Please stop eating those roadkill animals you scoop up on your trike
> rides and please start drinking bottled water. All the heavy metal in
> backwoods water you drink along with diseased meat is ruining your mind.
>
> The discussions here on A.R.B.R. are nothing to get all flustered about.
>
> Go vegan bro.
>
> Holiday Cheers, Johnny NoCom
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Vegan? Do Oreos count?
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Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney
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