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Date: 03 Aug 2005 17:42:20
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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Mr. Tom Sherman's number of posts to ARBR totals 5,391. As of today, Aug.3,
2005 Ed Dolan the Great's posts total 5,227. The gap is closing fast. As Mr.
Sherman has apparently left this group never to return, it looks like we are
very shortly going to have a new all time champion poster. The next most
prolific posters fall into the 2,5000 range, This is pitiful indeed. I think
it is safe to say that Ed Dolan is not likely to be equaled in the
foreseeable future. It will soon be a case of the King is dead. Long live
the King.
I anticipate if everyone keeps aggravating and irritating me sufficiently
that it will only be a matter of a few weeks until I reach the summit. Keep
those brickbats coming. In any event, when the big moment arrives, I will
let everyone know about it. Stay tuned.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Aug 2005 09:10:39
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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Hey guys -
The TROLL still doesn't get the picture.
>[I've] now imposed on you a stricture...
[It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter;
He's such a raucous quacking bleater.]
Another word from ancient annals!
If 'strangely narrowed body channels'
Is what the TROLL intends imposing,
Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing,
But might enjoy such wild diversions.
Sure, he insists that vile perversions
Have no appeal, and casts aspersions
On folks he claims make those incursions,
But he's admitted he's a liar.
And who can know how hot the fire
Of HELL might burn in his libido
To violate his saintly credo?
But even if he meant 'restriction',
That's merely self-deluding fiction.
I'm not within his jurisdiction,
And what could be a worse infliction
Than we've already been enduring?
I find it strangely reassuring
To think the TROLL might stop replying.
Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying.
But wait! I guess to minimize
The length and breadth of TROLL replies,
And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes
>From typos, thinkos and more lies:
I need to mention poo-poo, guys.
Regards (without restrictions),
Wayne
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Date: 12 Aug 2005 16:36:09
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1123863039.422526.240860@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Hey guys -
>
> The TROLL still doesn't get the picture.
>
>>[I've] now imposed on you a stricture...
>
> [It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter;
> He's such a raucous quacking bleater.]
>
> Another word from ancient annals!
> If 'strangely narrowed body channels'
> Is what the TROLL intends imposing,
> Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing,
> But might enjoy such wild diversions.
> Sure, he insists that vile perversions
> Have no appeal, and casts aspersions
> On folks he claims make those incursions,
> But he's admitted he's a liar.
> And who can know how hot the fire
> Of HELL might burn in his libido
> To violate his saintly credo?
Liberals like to throw words around like liar when they have run out of
rational argument. Here's one I remember from my childhood: Liar, liar,
pants on fire! It has the same effect now as it did then - childish and
absurd.
> But even if he meant 'restriction',
> That's merely self-deluding fiction.
> I'm not within his jurisdiction,
> And what could be a worse infliction
> Than we've already been enduring?
> I find it strangely reassuring
> To think the TROLL might stop replying.
> Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying.
I meant strictures. If I had meant restriction, then that is what I would
have written.
> But wait! I guess to minimize
> The length and breadth of TROLL replies,
> And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes
>>From typos, thinkos and more lies:
>
> I need to mention poo-poo, guys.
Borderline, but I will let it pass.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 11 Aug 2005 08:37:26
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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Hey again folks -
Where you see [BLEEP!], please read instead
The S-word that's so often said
By this dull-witted, foul-mouthed TROLL
(As he pursues another goal?)
When ARBR's TROLL slips off to sleep
He dreams of docile networked sheep...
The old TROLL thinks he owns this group.
When someone's jumping through his hoop,
He seems to think he's scored a point,
But boy, his nose gets out of joint
When he's outwitted or ignored.
Still, just one time, as he implored:
>Poets should only write about love and death and
>other esoteric things... you will have to get off the
>subject of [BLEEP!] and onto proper poetic subjects.
I took the two-faced TROLL's advice -
No hint of [BLEEP!]; I played real nice.
The rhymes in my last message, team,
Unlike the TROLL's most favored theme,
Waxed esoteric - love and death.
I might as well as saved my breath.
Outclassed by what I really wrote,
The TROLL kept bleating, and I quote
[With fine, fair edits]: "... [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!]."
TROLLs' minds are neither broad nor deep,
And only have a single track
With rusty rails, both out of whack.
I think it's time the TROLL confessed
That if he took an inkblot test,
Each time the doc would put one down,
The TROLL would swear the stain was brown,
Then argue till his voice was hoarse,
"It's shaped like piles of [BLEEP!], of course!"
I've counted S-words on this thread,
Both standalone and paired with head.
For me the total's zero, zip!
[Well, twice I quote the TROLL's fat lip.]
There's two by 'nget' (the TROLL's sole fan?)
But who's the leader? Who's 'Da Man'?
With THIRTY-TWO, and counting, troup,
The all-time [BLEEP!]-head on this group,
The Number One of Number Two,
Is ARBR's TROLL! [All cheer:] Pee-ee-ee-YEWW-WW!!!
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 11 Aug 2005 18:38:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1123774646.679249.307050@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Hey again folks -
>
> Where you see [BLEEP!], please read instead
> The S-word that's so often said
> By this dull-witted, foul-mouthed TROLL
> (As he pursues another goal?)
>
> When ARBR's TROLL slips off to sleep
> He dreams of docile networked sheep...
> The old TROLL thinks he owns this group.
> When someone's jumping through his hoop,
> He seems to think he's scored a point,
> But boy, his nose gets out of joint
> When he's outwitted or ignored.
> Still, just one time, as he implored:
>
>>Poets should only write about love and death and
>>other esoteric things... you will have to get off the
>>subject of [BLEEP!] and onto proper poetic subjects.
>
> I took the two-faced TROLL's advice -
> No hint of [BLEEP!]; I played real nice.
> The rhymes in my last message, team,
> Unlike the TROLL's most favored theme,
> Waxed esoteric - love and death.
> I might as well as saved my breath.
You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
or another.
> Outclassed by what I really wrote,
> The TROLL kept bleating, and I quote
> [With fine, fair edits]: "... [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!]."
> TROLLs' minds are neither broad nor deep,
> And only have a single track
> With rusty rails, both out of whack.
>
> I think it's time the TROLL confessed
> That if he took an inkblot test,
> Each time the doc would put one down,
> The TROLL would swear the stain was brown,
> Then argue till his voice was hoarse,
> "It's shaped like piles of [BLEEP!], of course!"
You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
or another.
> I've counted S-words on this thread,
> Both standalone and paired with head.
> For me the total's zero, zip!
> [Well, twice I quote the TROLL's fat lip.]
> There's two by 'nget' (the TROLL's sole fan?)
> But who's the leader? Who's 'Da Man'?
>
> With THIRTY-TWO, and counting, troup,
> The all-time [BLEEP!]-head on this group,
> The Number One of Number Two,
> Is ARBR's TROLL! [All cheer:] Pee-ee-ee-YEWW-WW!!!
You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
or another.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Aug 2005 00:21:19
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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In article <YsudnbbfL-kQfGbfRVn-ig@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> "LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com> wrote in message
> news:1123774646.679249.307050@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > Hey again folks -
> >
> > Where you see [BLEEP!], please read instead
> > The S-word that's so often said
> > By this dull-witted, foul-mouthed TROLL
> > (As he pursues another goal?)
> >
> > When ARBR's TROLL slips off to sleep
> > He dreams of docile networked sheep...
> > The old TROLL thinks he owns this group.
> > When someone's jumping through his hoop,
> > He seems to think he's scored a point,
> > But boy, his nose gets out of joint
> > When he's outwitted or ignored.
> > Still, just one time, as he implored:
> >
> >>Poets should only write about love and death and
> >>other esoteric things... you will have to get off the
> >>subject of [BLEEP!] and onto proper poetic subjects.
> >
> > I took the two-faced TROLL's advice -
> > No hint of [BLEEP!]; I played real nice.
> > The rhymes in my last message, team,
> > Unlike the TROLL's most favored theme,
> > Waxed esoteric - love and death.
> > I might as well as saved my breath.
>
> You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
> reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
> on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
> of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
> or another.
>
> > Outclassed by what I really wrote,
> > The TROLL kept bleating, and I quote
> > [With fine, fair edits]: "... [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!], [BLEEP!]."
> > TROLLs' minds are neither broad nor deep,
> > And only have a single track
> > With rusty rails, both out of whack.
> >
> > I think it's time the TROLL confessed
> > That if he took an inkblot test,
> > Each time the doc would put one down,
> > The TROLL would swear the stain was brown,
> > Then argue till his voice was hoarse,
> > "It's shaped like piles of [BLEEP!], of course!"
>
> You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
> reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
> on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
> of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
> or another.
>
> > I've counted S-words on this thread,
> > Both standalone and paired with head.
> > For me the total's zero, zip!
> > [Well, twice I quote the TROLL's fat lip.]
> > There's two by 'nget' (the TROLL's sole fan?)
> > But who's the leader? Who's 'Da Man'?
> >
> > With THIRTY-TWO, and counting, troup,
> > The all-time [BLEEP!]-head on this group,
> > The Number One of Number Two,
> > Is ARBR's TROLL! [All cheer:] Pee-ee-ee-YEWW-WW!!!
>
> You have to stay ENTIRELY off the subject of excrement. If I detect even one
> reference to it, then I will make that my only response. I have now imposed
> on you a stricture, which ought to make you a better poet. The great artists
> of the past did their best work when operating under strictures on one kind
> or another.
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
Ed you could have brokent this post up into 3 posts. That way you
would be closer to attaining your goal and we can all break out the
party cigarettes.
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Date: 11 Aug 2005 19:40:04
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote in message
news:110820051720408528%upyer@bumbum.com...
[...]
> Ed you could have brokent this post up into 3 posts. That way you
> would be closer to attaining your goal and we can all break out the
> party cigarettes.
Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, knows exactly what I am doing and what he has
to do to prevent it. I do not cut intellectuals the slack that I cut to
non-intellectuals. I expect more of them and I know how to get it out of
them too.
My goal will arrive in the goodness of time and I am in no hurry to reach
the glorious event. I will make known my apotheosis to one and all if and
when it happens.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 08:24:21
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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Hey gang -
The record skips and then repeats...
Much like the brain-dead TROLL's sad bleats:
>Top posting... [CLICK!] top posts... [GEE WHIZ!]
How repetitious, folks, it is
To read that same old tiresome rote.
How can the TROLL neglect to note:
Nobody listens to a TROLL
If newsgroup netiquette's his goal.
The TROLL can bleat his top post song
Week after week but still: HE'S WRONG!
The proper way to post is clear
(I.e., the way I'm posting here)
Quote only phrases you address,
Folks, nothing more and nothing less.
Previously the mouthy maven of misstatement mysteriously
muttered:
>I worry that Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex.
[Did he mean to say: "... may [be] a homo and [may have]
engaged in anal sex"? Whew! That's quite a 'typo' for a
Gram Guy wannabe.]
Now somewhat more aggressively (and grammatically), but
still devoid of any hint of originality, maturity or
credibility, the TROLL has asserted:
>I do charge Wayne LoGo, the poet of poop and all around
>shithead, with being a homo who is engaged in anal sex.
A Homo? That's my genus, yes.
H. sapiens, and nothing less.
"... who IS engaged in anal sex"?
He used the present tense - complex.
Did he mean: as he wrote his post?
Or as you read it? Gosh, at most,
I hope you folks don't think that I'm
'Engaged' that way most all the time.
I'm not an expert, I admit;
That shoe's more likely, guys, to fit
The TROLL's own foot, though one suspects
That it's been years since he had sex,
If ever - I won't speculate
What gender or life form he'd date,
Or what his mating customs are...
[That image is just too bizarre!]
But, anyway, I won't refute
These charges; folks, who give a hoot
What TROLLs believe or say or think?
I'm taking bets he raised that stink
Expressly (as he's said of me)
To 'obfuscate'... but I can see
Right through this TROLL, whose whining fit's
Poor camouflage for lack of wits.
This sad, pathetic, hated TROLL -
So dim of mind and dark of soul -
Should try to show a bit more spark
As he strives hard to make his k.
He really should, folks, tone it down,
Set his dumb goal, get out of town,
(Stop posting here - desist and cease!)
And leave this group to live in peace.
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 13:10:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1123514660.994808.284460@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Hey gang -
>
> The record skips and then repeats...
> Much like the brain-dead TROLL's sad bleats:
>
>>Top posting... [CLICK!] top posts... [GEE WHIZ!]
>
> How repetitious, folks, it is
> To read that same old tiresome rote.
> How can the TROLL neglect to note:
> Nobody listens to a TROLL
> If newsgroup netiquette's his goal.
>
> The TROLL can bleat his top post song
> Week after week but still: HE'S WRONG!
> The proper way to post is clear
> (I.e., the way I'm posting here)
> Quote only phrases you address,
> Folks, nothing more and nothing less.
Editing is fine as long as it is done fairly. However, like most who do this
here on ARBR, you do not do it fairly. Editing must be of the entire
thought, not just a phrase or word. But you know this as well as I. The
difference is that you are a scoundrel and I am a Saint.
> Previously the mouthy maven of misstatement mysteriously
> muttered:
>
>>I worry that Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex.
>
> [Did he mean to say: "... may [be] a homo and [may have]
> engaged in anal sex"? Whew! That's quite a 'typo' for a
> Gram Guy wannabe.]
Here it is corrected: I worry that Wayne may be a homo and is engaged in
anal sex.
The reason I worry is your preoccupation with shit, ever a characteristic of
homos who are engaged in anal sex.
> Now somewhat more aggressively (and grammatically), but
> still devoid of any hint of originality, maturity or
> credibility, the TROLL has asserted:
>
>>I do charge Wayne LoGo, the poet of poop and all around
>>shithead, with being a homo who is engaged in anal sex.
>
> A Homo? That's my genus, yes.
> H. sapiens, and nothing less.
> "... who IS engaged in anal sex"?
> He used the present tense - complex.
> Did he mean: as he wrote his post?
> Or as you read it? Gosh, at most,
> I hope you folks don't think that I'm
> 'Engaged' that way most all the time.
I meant is. After all, shit seems to be your main interest. Not all homos
engage in anal sex, but I suspect you are that way since you have nothing
but shit on your brain all the time. Beware of AIDS, the one gift of homos
to humanity.
> I'm not an expert, I admit;
> That shoe's more likely, guys, to fit
> The TROLL's own foot, though one suspects
> That it's been years since he had sex,
> If ever - I won't speculate
> What gender or life form he'd date,
> Or what his mating customs are...
> [That image is just too bizarre!]
Read the lives of the saints if you would know anything other than shit,
shit, shit.
> But, anyway, I won't refute
> These charges; folks, who give a hoot
> What TROLLs believe or say or think?
> I'm taking bets he raised that stink
> Expressly (as he's said of me)
> To 'obfuscate'... but I can see
> Right through this TROLL, whose whining fit's
> Poor camouflage for lack of wits.
>
> This sad, pathetic, hated TROLL -
> So dim of mind and dark of soul -
> Should try to show a bit more spark
> As he strives hard to make his k.
> He really should, folks, tone it down,
> Set his dumb goal, get out of town,
> (Stop posting here - desist and cease!)
> And leave this group to live in peace.
I will not expend much time and effort on any on this newsgroup as there are
just too many idiots and scoundrels here. To attempt wit would be futile as
it would go right over everyone's heads. Wit is wasted on morons.
Admittedly, I would give you more of my time and effort, but you will have
to get off the subject of shit and onto proper poetic subjects. I actually
liked your first effort when you compared me to a steam locomotive. Too bad
you got sidetracked. A poet without taste is a waste and a poet with nothing
but shit on his brain is a total waste.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 22:21:48
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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In article <e8udnZoUPcG6PWrfRVn-jw@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> "LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com> wrote in message
> news:1123514660.994808.284460@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > Hey gang -
> >
> > The record skips and then repeats...
> > Much like the brain-dead TROLL's sad bleats:
> >
> >>Top posting... [CLICK!] top posts... [GEE WHIZ!]
> >
> > How repetitious, folks, it is
> > To read that same old tiresome rote.
> > How can the TROLL neglect to note:
> > Nobody listens to a TROLL
> > If newsgroup netiquette's his goal.
> >
> > The TROLL can bleat his top post song
> > Week after week but still: HE'S WRONG!
> > The proper way to post is clear
> > (I.e., the way I'm posting here)
> > Quote only phrases you address,
> > Folks, nothing more and nothing less.
>
> Editing is fine as long as it is done fairly. However, like most who do this
> here on ARBR, you do not do it fairly. Editing must be of the entire
> thought, not just a phrase or word. But you know this as well as I. The
> difference is that you are a scoundrel and I am a Saint.
>
> > Previously the mouthy maven of misstatement mysteriously
> > muttered:
> >
> >>I worry that Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex.
> >
> > [Did he mean to say: "... may [be] a homo and [may have]
> > engaged in anal sex"? Whew! That's quite a 'typo' for a
> > Gram Guy wannabe.]
>
> Here it is corrected: I worry that Wayne may be a homo and is engaged in
> anal sex.
>
> The reason I worry is your preoccupation with shit, ever a characteristic of
> homos who are engaged in anal sex.
>
> > Now somewhat more aggressively (and grammatically), but
> > still devoid of any hint of originality, maturity or
> > credibility, the TROLL has asserted:
> >
> >>I do charge Wayne LoGo, the poet of poop and all around
> >>shithead, with being a homo who is engaged in anal sex.
> >
> > A Homo? That's my genus, yes.
> > H. sapiens, and nothing less.
> > "... who IS engaged in anal sex"?
> > He used the present tense - complex.
> > Did he mean: as he wrote his post?
> > Or as you read it? Gosh, at most,
> > I hope you folks don't think that I'm
> > 'Engaged' that way most all the time.
>
> I meant is. After all, shit seems to be your main interest. Not all homos
> engage in anal sex, but I suspect you are that way since you have nothing
> but shit on your brain all the time. Beware of AIDS, the one gift of homos
> to humanity.
>
> > I'm not an expert, I admit;
> > That shoe's more likely, guys, to fit
> > The TROLL's own foot, though one suspects
> > That it's been years since he had sex,
> > If ever - I won't speculate
> > What gender or life form he'd date,
> > Or what his mating customs are...
> > [That image is just too bizarre!]
>
> Read the lives of the saints if you would know anything other than shit,
> shit, shit.
>
> > But, anyway, I won't refute
> > These charges; folks, who give a hoot
> > What TROLLs believe or say or think?
> > I'm taking bets he raised that stink
> > Expressly (as he's said of me)
> > To 'obfuscate'... but I can see
> > Right through this TROLL, whose whining fit's
> > Poor camouflage for lack of wits.
> >
> > This sad, pathetic, hated TROLL -
> > So dim of mind and dark of soul -
> > Should try to show a bit more spark
> > As he strives hard to make his k.
> > He really should, folks, tone it down,
> > Set his dumb goal, get out of town,
> > (Stop posting here - desist and cease!)
> > And leave this group to live in peace.
>
> I will not expend much time and effort on any on this newsgroup as there are
> just too many idiots and scoundrels here. To attempt wit would be futile as
> it would go right over everyone's heads. Wit is wasted on morons.
>
> Admittedly, I would give you more of my time and effort, but you will have
> to get off the subject of shit and onto proper poetic subjects. I actually
> liked your first effort when you compared me to a steam locomotive. Too bad
> you got sidetracked. A poet without taste is a waste and a poet with nothing
> but shit on his brain is a total waste.
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
Its nice to see someone school eddie at his own game. Logo Wayne has a
stronger command of the english language than dear ole eddie who is
prone to spelling errors himself. (should i call eddie an idiot here?)
No I shall not.
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 20:50:58
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote in message
news:080820051521045929%upyer@bumbum.com...
> In article <e8udnZoUPcG6PWrfRVn-jw@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
> <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
[...]
>> I will not expend much time and effort on any on this newsgroup as there
>> are
>> just too many idiots and scoundrels here. To attempt wit would be futile
>> as
>> it would go right over everyone's heads. Wit is wasted on morons.
>>
>> Admittedly, I would give you [Wayne Logo] more of my time and effort, but
>> you will have
>> to get off the subject of shit and onto proper poetic subjects. I
>> actually
>> liked your first effort when you compared me to a steam locomotive. Too
>> bad
>> you got sidetracked. A poet without taste is a waste and a poet with
>> nothing
>> but shit on his brain is a total waste.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>
> Its nice to see someone school eddie at his own game. Logo Wayne has a
> stronger command of the english language than dear ole eddie who is
> prone to spelling errors himself. (should i call eddie an idiot here?)
> No I shall not.
Although Slugger probably won't believe this, I respect him because he posts
properly. That counts for an awful lot with me because it means that he is
playing the game of newsgroup fair and square. Slugger is not a scoundrel
like so many others here.
He mostly does nothing but troll me of course, but that is OK as I
understand what it is all about. We trolls understand one another. Slugger,
like me, is a good troll and causes no harm. Only criminal vandal trolls
wreck a newsgroup. We have had only one on this group so far who has ever
done that.
Wayne LoGo has a unique talent of being able to versify. In former times,
many others were able to do this, but it has now become a rare thing. Anyone
who does this is going to have a very good command of the language, no doubt
about that. However, do not be taken in by this talent. In the last
analysis, what counts is what is being said. I say more in my posts than
anyone else I have ever encountered here on ARBR. Others play off of me, I
do not play off of them.
I do not make spelling errors. When you see an error by Ed Dolan the Great,
you can rest assured that it is merely a typo. I am the world's worst
typist. I say what I want in two minutes, and then I spend 15 minutes trying
to get all the typos out of my message. It gets extremely frustrating as I
am a man of thought, not a confounded clerk.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 08:22:06
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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Hey again guys -
ARBR's (Minnesota-based) self-styled resident authority on
everything glibly (but inaccurately, as usual) reked:
>Nothing but corn and soybeans here now.
The TROLL should really get out more.
I think he'd find, outside his door,
Almost two million acres, guys,
Of wheat before his very eyes,
In his own state alone, but hey...
He sits at home day after day,
To crank out typos (thinkos, too!) -
I guess that's all old TROLLs can do.
In yet another blatant self-contradiction, the TROLL wrote:
>... this group could use a bit of intellectual elevation
>... Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex.
No intellect that I can see
In TROLLish posts he's aimed at me...
The TROLL should really be ashamed.
He's sniped and swiped; he's fumed and flamed
With taunts like little children made,
But then outgrew in seventh grade.
Oh, he'll use words like "obfuscate"
Or 'onanize' for 'masturbate',
But when it's all been typed and sent,
There's still that acrid musky scent
In all the TROLL's compulsive rants,
Of some bad boy who's pooped his pants.
The TROLL somehow thinks he observed:
>Here LoGo references shit in his very first line.
in reply to this first line of my previous poem:
>> I read this thread and had to smile;
A fellow took an inkblot test,
And though he tried his very best
To name the shapes, they seemed the same -
A couple in the mating game.
The doc said, "Buddy, you are ill,
And you need treatment. Here's my bill."
The poor guy, overwhelmed, in shock,
Said, "Me? No way - they're your pix, Doc!"
I've read my "first line" more than once,
And even if a reader hunts
For something anything like scat,
I have to say that it seems that
The only link that one might find
Is in a withered TROLLish mind,
(The constipated, anal kind
Which might be found up his behind?)
And finally ARBR's ultimate guide to all the finer
elements of life decreed:
>Poets should only write about love and death
>and other esoteric things.
I've often seen that boorish fools
Will make up arbitrary rules,
For other folks - but not themselves.
If some head doctor deftly delves
Into the psyche of a TROLL
Will he find issues of control?
Improper potty training? YES!
'You naughty boy, you've made a mess.
You must be punished. Ahh, but how?
An enema! Bend over now...'
No... let me tell this worthy group,
I'm really not hung up on poop.
It's just a 'stick' which I poke at
The TROLL's soft underbelly (fat).
I may have asked the group before:
If anybody should explore
The archives for a rhyme of 'chit',
What name's most likely on a hit?
A TROLL, an obfuscating twit,
A dung-obsessed old hypocrite!
The TROLL keeps saying he's a saint,
But very clearly, folks - HE AIN'T!
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 13:39:08
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1123428126.840484.273620@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Hey again guys -
All top posters are cowards and scoundrels. Wayne LoGo, the supreme shithead
troll of ARBR, responds to what I have written, but he does not quote me.
Ever the k of a scoundrel and a coward. He is too despicable for words. I
think this asshole has a bike shop somewhere in the land. Would you want to
buy a bike from a scoundrel and a coward who top posts without quoting his
correspondent.
> ARBR's (Minnesota-based) self-styled resident authority on
> everything glibly (but inaccurately, as usual) reked:
>
>>Nothing but corn and soybeans here now.
>
> The TROLL should really get out more.
> I think he'd find, outside his door,
> Almost two million acres, guys,
> Of wheat before his very eyes,
> In his own state alone, but hey...
> He sits at home day after day,
> To crank out typos (thinkos, too!) -
> I guess that's all old TROLLs can do.
Minnesota is a very big state, unlike those very small Northeastern states.
There is no wheat around here, only corn and soybeans. Hog farms are on the
increase of late. Apparently all the world loves pork chops.
> In yet another blatant self-contradiction, the TROLL wrote:
>
>>... this group could use a bit of intellectual elevation
>>... Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex.
>
> No intellect that I can see
> In TROLLish posts he's aimed at me...
> The TROLL should really be ashamed.
> He's sniped and swiped; he's fumed and flamed
> With taunts like little children made,
> But then outgrew in seventh grade.
>
> Oh, he'll use words like "obfuscate"
> Or 'onanize' for 'masturbate',
> But when it's all been typed and sent,
> There's still that acrid musky scent
> In all the TROLL's compulsive rants,
> Of some bad boy who's pooped his pants.
Those who go on and on about shit and anal matters are sexually fixated on
that orifice. I do charge Wayne LoGo, the poet of poop and all around
shithead, with being a homo who is engaged in anal sex. How else to explain
his fixation?
> The TROLL somehow thinks he observed:
>
>>Here LoGo references shit in his very first line.
>
> in reply to this first line of my previous poem:
>
>>> I read this thread and had to smile;
>
> A fellow took an inkblot test,
> And though he tried his very best
> To name the shapes, they seemed the same -
> A couple in the mating game.
> The doc said, "Buddy, you are ill,
> And you need treatment. Here's my bill."
> The poor guy, overwhelmed, in shock,
> Said, "Me? No way - they're your pix, Doc!"
>
> I've read my "first line" more than once,
> And even if a reader hunts
> For something anything like scat,
> I have to say that it seems that
> The only link that one might find
> Is in a withered TROLLish mind,
> (The constipated, anal kind
> Which might be found up his behind?)
Your verse is all about shit because that is what you are all about. If you
do not like it, then figure out how to write about something other than
shit. Can't do it can you? That is because you are a shithead and your head
is full of nothing but shit.
> And finally ARBR's ultimate guide to all the finer
> elements of life decreed:
>
>>Poets should only write about love and death
>>and other esoteric things.
>
> I've often seen that boorish fools
> Will make up arbitrary rules,
> For other folks - but not themselves.
> If some head doctor deftly delves
> Into the psyche of a TROLL
> Will he find issues of control?
> Improper potty training? YES!
> 'You naughty boy, you've made a mess.
> You must be punished. Ahh, but how?
> An enema! Bend over now...'
>
> No... let me tell this worthy group,
> I'm really not hung up on poop.
> It's just a 'stick' which I poke at
> The TROLL's soft underbelly (fat).
> I may have asked the group before:
> If anybody should explore
> The archives for a rhyme of 'chit',
> What name's most likely on a hit?
> A TROLL, an obfuscating twit,
> A dung-obsessed old hypocrite!
>
> The TROLL keeps saying he's a saint,
> But very clearly, folks - HE AIN'T!
>
> Regards,
> Wayne
Take your regards and stuff them up your ass. That is all an anal type like
you are good for.
Wayne, the Poet of Poop, is hung up on shit. Unless and until that changes,
I will not bother with him again other than to excoriate him. I will impress
on one and all that he is the shithead of ARBR - only that and nothing more.
If others of you like shit, then you will most likely want to respond to his
verse with your comments. So far I have not seen any favorable responses.
Apparently, no one else wants to be associated with the shithead of ARBR,
Wayne LoGo, the Poet of Poop!
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 16:52:11
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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The TROLL rants:
>... it looks like we are very shortly going to have a new all
>time champion poster[*].
* PLEASE NOTE: Per M-W Online: 'poster' - presumably the adult
equivalent of 'poster child' - means 'one afflicted with a
disease...' or 'having a public image that is identified with
something...', and champion is another word for 'pugnacious
individual'. Hmm-mm...
>The next most prolific posters fall into the 2,5000 [sic]
>range, This is pitiful indeed. [sic - for the TROLL's 1837th
>comma fault (approximately); but who's counting?]...
>I think it is safe to say that Ed Dolan is not likely to be
>equaled in the foreseeable future.
I read this thread and had to smile;
The TROLL has pumped out quite a pile.
But like those wheat farms on his plain,
There's way more stems and grass than grain.
On midwest farms at threshing time,
A ton of straw ain't worth a dime.
No one's impressed if some guy talks
About the number of his stalks;
The bottom line is how much wheat
There is that folks might want to eat.
I read this thread and had to laugh -
So little wheat, way too much chaff.
If all that chaff's made into hay,
It's just a single step away
>From being - like this TROLL's vain words -
Huge steaming piles of bovine turds.
More TROLLish posts? No, let's have fewer!
This newsgroup's deep in steer manure.
The heap's immense; the odor's rank,
With most produced by one old crank.
I read this thread and had to howl;
The TROLL's still out there, on the prowl.
But there's a consolation, guys,
The TROLL (who frankly isn't wise)
Quite often STOMPS (as all TROLLs do)
In his own pile of fresh poo-poo.
Poetic justice - so it goes...
As feces squishes past his toes,
The TROLL with reddened face, brown feet,
Has found his place - sweets for the sweet!
Regards (and keep smiling),
Wayne
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Date: 06 Aug 2005 06:05:05
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1123285931.717271.318010@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> The TROLL rants:
>
>>... it looks like we are very shortly going to have a new all
>>time champion poster[*].
>
> * PLEASE NOTE: Per M-W Online: 'poster' - presumably the adult
> equivalent of 'poster child' - means 'one afflicted with a
> disease...' or 'having a public image that is identified with
> something...', and champion is another word for 'pugnacious
> individual'. Hmm-mm...
Everyone knows what I am talking about when I say I will shortly become the
champion poster of all time to ARBR. LoGo likes to obfuscate. Just goes to
show that because you can string words together and make them rhyme does not
mean that you have any brains.
>>The next most prolific posters fall into the 2,5000 [sic]
>>range, This is pitiful indeed. [sic - for the TROLL's 1837th
>>comma fault (approximately); but who's counting?]...
>>I think it is safe to say that Ed Dolan is not likely to be
>>equaled in the foreseeable future.
It is difficult to distinguish commas from periods and I have already told
you that I am the world's worst typist. Only a complete moron would think a
typo was a spelling or gram mistake. Hey, LoGo, are you a complete
moron - or just a partial moron?
> I read this thread and had to smile;
> The TROLL has pumped out quite a pile.
Here LoGo references shit in his very first line. He has shit on the brain
(or is it shit for brains).
> But like those wheat farms on his plain,
> There's way more stems and grass than grain.
> On midwest farms at threshing time,
> A ton of straw ain't worth a dime.
Nothing but corn and soybeans here now. Throw out those old grade school
geography books that you are using and try to get in the present century.
> No one's impressed if some guy talks
> About the number of his stalks;
> The bottom line is how much wheat
> There is that folks might want to eat.
LoGo is jealous, which is understandable. Only Tom Sherman ever posted more
than 5000 messages to ARBR and many of these were just one liners or other
trash messages that were nothing if not dumb.
> I read this thread and had to laugh -
> So little wheat, way too much chaff.
>
> If all that chaff's made into hay,
> It's just a single step away
>>From being - like this TROLL's vain words -
> Huge steaming piles of bovine turds.
Another reference to excrement. I told you he is the poet of shit with
nothing but shit on the brain. The reason for this is that he also has
nothing but shit for brains. If you like excrement, you will like LoGo.
> More TROLLish posts? No, let's have fewer!
> This newsgroup's deep in steer manure.
> The heap's immense; the odor's rank,
> With most produced by one old crank.
LoGo is into nothing but excrement. I swear to God he must surely have a
bowel problem or a rectal problem. Either that, or he is just an anal
person. I would like to advise him that the anus is an exit and not an
entrance if he is also using that orifice for sex. Very bad diseases come
from thinking otherwise and you can really screw up your anus if you aren't
careful. Where do you think AIDS comes from? I am giving this advice to LoGo
for free even though I do think he is a shithead. AIDS is not a pleasant way
to die.
> I read this thread and had to howl;
> The TROLL's still out there, on the prowl.
>
> But there's a consolation, guys,
> The TROLL (who frankly isn't wise)
> Quite often STOMPS (as all TROLLs do)
> In his own pile of fresh poo-poo.
How tiresome - nothing but excrement, excrement, excrement.
> Poetic justice - so it goes...
> As feces squishes past his toes,
> The TROLL with reddened face, brown feet,
> Has found his place - sweets for the sweet!
>
> Regards (and keep smiling),
> Wayne
Wayne - the Poet of Shit!
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 06 Aug 2005 15:44:47
From: nget
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
LoGo USA Wrote:
> The TROLL rants:
>
> >... it looks like we are very shortly going to have a new all
> >time champion poster .
>
> * PLEASE NOTE: Per M-W Online: 'poster' - presumably the adult
> equivalent of 'poster child' - means 'one afflicted with a
> disease...' or 'having a public image that is identified with
> something...', and champion is another word for 'pugnacious
> individual'. Hmm-mm...
>
> >The next most prolific posters fall into the 2,5000 [sic]
> >range, This is pitiful indeed. [sic - for the TROLL's 1837th
> >comma fault (approximately); but who's counting?]...
> >I think it is safe to say that Ed Dolan is not likely to be
> >equaled in the foreseeable future.
>
> I read this thread and had to smile;
> The TROLL has pumped out quite a pile.
>
> But like those wheat farms on his plain,
> There's way more stems and grass than grain.
> On midwest farms at threshing time,
> A ton of straw ain't worth a dime.
>
> No one's impressed if some guy talks
> About the number of his stalks;
> The bottom line is how much wheat
> There is that folks might want to eat.
>
> I read this thread and had to laugh -
> So little wheat, way too much chaff.
>
> If all that chaff's made into hay,
> It's just a single step away
> >From being - like this TROLL's vain words -
> Huge steaming piles of bovine turds.
>
> More TROLLish posts? No, let's have fewer!
> This newsgroup's deep in steer manure.
> The heap's immense; the odor's rank,
> With most produced by one old crank.
>
> I read this thread and had to howl;
> The TROLL's still out there, on the prowl.
>
> But there's a consolation, guys,
> The TROLL (who frankly isn't wise)
> Quite often STOMPS (as all TROLLs do)
> In his own pile of fresh poo-poo.
>
> Poetic justice - so it goes...
> As feces squishes past his toes,
> The TROLL with reddened face, brown feet,
> Has found his place - sweets for the sweet!
>
> Regards (and keep smiling),
> Wayne
Your first poetic words in over a month and you lead with a pile o
shit.I'm smiling Wayne because that makes you the poet of poop o
ARBR.You should really lift yourself out of the gutter and think abou
the more pleasant things in life.You might find some here who thin
shit and poetry go together,but they are of a like mind to you
--
nget
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Date: 06 Aug 2005 06:29:49
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"nget" <nget.1tbw3y@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote in message
news:nget.1tbw3y@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com...
[...]
> Your first poetic words in over a month and you lead with a pile of
> shit.I'm smiling Wayne because that makes you the poet of poop on
> ARBR.You should really lift yourself out of the gutter and think about
> the more pleasant things in life.You might find some here who think
> shit and poetry go together,but they are of a like mind to you.
>
> nget
The Poet of Poop indeed! I like that. Many thanks nget.
Wayne, the Poet of Poop, gives off a very bad odor here on ARBR. So far he
has never yet been able to write anything that was not all about poop. I
think he must be fixated in that childish anal stage that the psychologists
tell us about in their text books on sexual development.
I worry that Wayne may a homo and engaged in anal sex. I would not want him
to die of AIDS even though I do wish on him many other types of anal
problems. After all, that would only be poetic justice.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 06 Aug 2005 00:16:23
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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On 5 Aug 2005 16:52:11 -0700, "LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote:
>
>Regards (and keep smiling),
>Wayne
LOL!
Indiana Mike
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Date: 06 Aug 2005 06:16:29
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
news:v908f11e8r1askuf2ve9sa6u7ne7e6j35c@4ax.com...
> On 5 Aug 2005 16:52:11 -0700, "LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>Regards (and keep smiling),
>>Wayne
>
> LOL!
>
> Indiana Mike
It is rather unique in this day an age to find someone who can string words
together in verse. In former times there were many who were able to do this.
It is too bad that Wayne can't get his mind out of the shit. He is
essentially mired in it. Too bad as he might be worth reading otherwise.
Frankly, this group could use a bit of intellectual elevation, but Wayne
fails us badly with his focus on excrement.
Poets should only write about love and death and other esoteric things.
Everyone knows that. But Wayne is the Poet of Shit. I guess that is the best
that ARBR can come up with.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 20:23:57
From: Peter Grange
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
In article <9JWdnRgSTPqjXmzfRVn-qA@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > writes
>
>"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
>news:5fq2f1p2b377mdo9ircahs46sms1jdos0h@4ax.com...
>
>Do you purposely misspell words just to irritate me? Roumor should be rumor.
No, rumor should be rumour. What's the name of the language?
>
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>
>
>
>
--
Peter Grange
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 17:20:56
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
Peter,
You would probably do best not to talk to Ed directly. He is not someone
with whom an intelligent conversation can be had. I'm sure that if he
responds to your message it will be something that is utterly ridiculous.
His major life accomplishment appears to be posting more frequently to this
group than anyone else.
He is to be pitied. There is no use in actually taking to him as the only
person that he listens to is himself. At this point he has already started
replying to his own messages. I have compared him to a homeless person. The
homeless frequently talk to themselves as well.
Once you get used to his caustic rants he can be an amusing diversion but he
is basically a pitiable creature.
Jeff
"Peter Grange" <peter@plgrange.demon.co.uk > wrote in message
news:srVW1HANz78CFwFp@plgrange.demon.co.uk...
> In article <9JWdnRgSTPqjXmzfRVn-qA@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
> <edolan@iw.net> writes
>>
>>"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
>>news:5fq2f1p2b377mdo9ircahs46sms1jdos0h@4ax.com...
>>
>>Do you purposely misspell words just to irritate me? Roumor should be
>>rumor.
>
> No, rumor should be rumour. What's the name of the language?
>
>>
>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> --
> Peter Grange
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 23:40:40
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 17:20:56 -0400, "Jeff Grippe" <jgrippe@hilldun.com >
wrote:
<snip >
>
>Once you get used to his caustic rants he can be an amusing diversion but he
>is basically a pitiable creature.
>
>Jeff
Quasimodo Dolan?
>
>"Peter Grange" <peter@plgrange.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:srVW1HANz78CFwFp@plgrange.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <9JWdnRgSTPqjXmzfRVn-qA@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
>> <edolan@iw.net> writes
>>>
>>>"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
>>>news:5fq2f1p2b377mdo9ircahs46sms1jdos0h@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>Do you purposely misspell words just to irritate me? Roumor should be
>>>rumor.
I swear, if you could have heard the skateboarder's (!) voice he
clearly said 'roumer'. I only report the news, I don't write it.
Indiana Mike
>>
>> No, rumor should be rumour. What's the name of the language?
>>
>>>
>>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> --
>> Peter Grange
>
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 17:23:17
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
|
"Jeff Grippe" <jgrippe@hilldun.com > wrote in message
news:11f7m2abi0e3293@news.supernews.com...
> Peter,
Peter doesn't give a damn about you and/or anything you have to say about
me. He can draw his own conclusions based on what he reads here on ARBR.
Peter is not an idiot top poster like you, so he is already way ahead of
you.
> You would probably do best not to talk to Ed directly. He is not someone
> with whom an intelligent conversation can be had. I'm sure that if he
> responds to your message it will be something that is utterly ridiculous.
>
> His major life accomplishment appears to be posting more frequently to
> this group than anyone else.
Keep those missives coming Grippe. I am getting closer and closer to my goal
thanks to you.
> He is to be pitied. There is no use in actually taking to him as the only
> person that he listens to is himself. At this point he has already started
> replying to his own messages. I have compared him to a homeless person.
> The homeless frequently talk to themselves as well.
>
> Once you get used to his caustic rants he can be an amusing diversion but
> he is basically a pitiable creature.
>
> Jeff
Grippe is jealous of me because I am just so much Greater than him. In fact,
he has no Greatness at all. I call him PC Grippe for always being
politically correct on everything under the sun. The jerk probably reads the
NY Times and voted for Kerry!
He has already proven himself to be in favor of excrement and sex since he
likes to reference those two subjects whenever he can. He also favors
abortion which is the taking of innocent human life. He thinks abortion is a
really neat way for the world to get rid of unwanted children. You could
probably talk him into infanticide without too much trouble. It is too bad
his mother didn't abort him as then we would not have to put up with his cry
baby posts.
Grippe is an overweight slob (250 pounds) who until recently wore a beard
down to his enormous belly. Do you really want to be buddy-buddy with a
revolting creature like this?
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 05 Aug 2005 15:59:48
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Peter Grange" <peter@plgrange.demon.co.uk > wrote in message
news:srVW1HANz78CFwFp@plgrange.demon.co.uk...
> In article <9JWdnRgSTPqjXmzfRVn-qA@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
> <edolan@iw.net> writes
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>>"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net> wrote in message
>>news:5fq2f1p2b377mdo9ircahs46sms1jdos0h@4ax.com...
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>>Do you purposely misspell words just to irritate me? Roumor should be
>>rumor.
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> No, rumor should be rumour. What's the name of the language?
The English spelling of certain words I regard as highly idiosyncratic, even
eccentric. We Americans have taken the language and over time stripped it of
some of it's idiocies. English is a hard enough language for non-English
speaking folks to learn without having to suffer those very peculiar English
spellings which make absolutely no sense.
However, the final argument for American English is that we are now the sole
remaining super power in the world and so of course the way we do things is
going to prevail, whether those in the UK like it or not.
The only folks I know in this country who prefer the English spellings are
highly affected to the point of being bonkers. They like to write theatre
instead of theater.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 04 Aug 2005 01:11:41
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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In the headers window of my newsreader this topic appears:
'Milestone Day for Ed Dolan'
It just works out because of the shape of the window layout, but I got
a giggle anyway. After all, he's the only one who cares.
At the red light on the way to work this morning the skateboarders
(skateboarders!) were nervous. They had heard a roumor that the big
announcement upon passing Tom Sherman's record would be Mr. Ed's
retirement, and they would be left with no one to look up to.
We can dream...
Indiana Mike
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Date: 04 Aug 2005 02:26:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
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> In the headers window of my newsreader this topic appears:
>
> 'Milestone Day for Ed Dolan'
>
> It just works out because of the shape of the window layout, but I got
> a giggle anyway. After all, he's the only one who cares.
>
> At the red light on the way to work this morning the skateboarders
> (skateboarders!) were nervous. They had heard a roumor that the big
> announcement upon passing Tom Sherman's record would be Mr. Ed's
> retirement, and they would be left with no one to look up to.
Do you purposely misspell words just to irritate me? Roumor should be rumor.
I will retire some day from this newsgroup sooner than you think as I am fed
up with all the idiots that infest this group. I need a more intellectual
group that will appreciate me and indeed venerate me as the Great Man that I
am.
I think recumbent cyclists are not intellectual at all. They are almost
infantile when it comes to matters of the mind. The only intellectuals are
the engineering and scientific types - and they are impossibly boring to all
other types. I need to find my own kind where I will be appreciated for my
genius and my all-around Greatness.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 03 Aug 2005 23:04:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
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"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net > wrote in message
news:5fq2f1p2b377mdo9ircahs46sms1jdos0h@4ax.com...
> In the headers window of my newsreader this topic appears:
>
> 'Milestone Day for Ed Dolan'
>
> It just works out because of the shape of the window layout, but I got
> a giggle anyway. After all, he's the only one who cares.
In the old days of ARBR there were many who kept track of matters like this
and who cared. Now of course that ARBR has fallen on hard times and is
overrun with newbies, no one cares except for a few of us old timers. If Mr.
Tom Sherman were still here he would care and would be concerned about it.
> At the red light on the way to work this morning the skateboarders
> (skateboarders!) were nervous. They had heard a roumor that the big
> announcement upon passing Tom Sherman's record would be Mr. Ed's
> retirement, and they would be left with no one to look up to.
It is not easy to post more than 5000 messages to a single newsgroup. Anyone
who thinks it is easy should try it sometime.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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