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Date: 17 Aug 2005 21:19:54
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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Less than 100 messages to go!
Everyone is hereby put on notice that it looks like Ed Dolan the Great is
soon to overtake Tom Sherman as the most prolific poster of all time to
ARBR. All it will take is less than 100 more messages from Ed Dolan the
Great and we will have a new champion poster. So, everyone, keep those
brickbats coming and don't hold back. Tell everyone in the world what you
think of Ed Dolan the Great. The sooner I get to be the champion, the sooner
the rest of you will get some peace and quiet.
Ed, damn it, you're just too Great for words! It took you over three years
to put that damnable Tom Sherman in his place, but you have accomplished
this Herculean task at long last. We all hail and revere you. You took no
short cuts like he did, posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts.
No, all your posts reek with content and wisdom and have been a credit to
ARBR. You truly deserve what is coming to you as the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.
But more than that, I would like to thank you for your Saintliness. You have
been almost like a Holy Man here on ARBR, instructing others in all the
virtues and how not to get sidetracked by considerations of excrement and
sex, always a trap for your inferiors. We have been elevated by your
presence and no longer sin like we formerly did. Ed, you are truly a Saint
and we have been the luckiest group in the world to have been honored by
your august presence. Please, I beg of you, don't leave us now that you have
been vindicated as far superior to the rest of us lowlifes.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 28 Aug 2005 14:37:53
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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Hey Guys -
When he started this thread the TROLL threatened,
(oddly referring to himself in the third person):
>Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching [sic]
Is "fast" the way that day's approaching?
I think the TROLL may need some coaching.
While readers wait with bated breath,
The TROLL suspends his life-and-death,
Earthshaking, awesome quest for glory.
He posts - no quip, no whine, no story -
Two strings of strokes on random keys.
"I'd like to buy a vowel, please,"
MFX says, while maybe smiling
At this bizarre new TROLLish styling.
But others wait, with patience, till
The TROLL continues with his drill,
For what his keyboard buffer's spillin',
As he rants on, his threat fulfillin',
For bits of wisdom he'll instill,
(Or much more likely just more swill),
Until his victory - so thrillin'
(At least to that old vapid villain).
Once he's atop the ARBR hill.
Will he at last then deign to chill,
Be less prolific, rude and shrill?
For our sake, I hope he will!
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 28 Aug 2005 20:46:08
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1125265073.848987.77740@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Hey Guys -
>
> When he started this thread the TROLL threatened,
> (oddly referring to himself in the third person):
>
>>Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching [sic]
Nothing but a typo. It is really quite rekable how others pounce on what
are obviously nothing but typos. I never do that sort of the thing, but that
is why I am Great and why Wayne Logo, the Poet of ARBR, is a midget and a
dwarf.
> Is "fast" the way that day's approaching?
> I think the TROLL may need some coaching.
The DAY is fast approaching. But keep plugging away. Even a stopped clock is
right twice a day.
> While readers wait with bated breath,
> The TROLL suspends his life-and-death,
> Earthshaking, awesome quest for glory.
> He posts - no quip, no whine, no story -
> Two strings of strokes on random keys.
> "I'd like to buy a vowel, please,"
> MFX says, while maybe smiling
> At this bizarre new TROLLish styling.
>
> But others wait, with patience, till
> The TROLL continues with his drill,
> For what his keyboard buffer's spillin',
> As he rants on, his threat fulfillin',
> For bits of wisdom he'll instill,
> (Or much more likely just more swill),
> Until his victory - so thrillin'
> (At least to that old vapid villain).
>
> Once he's atop the ARBR hill.
> Will he at last then deign to chill,
> Be less prolific, rude and shrill?
> For our sake, I hope he will!
>
> Regards,
> Wayne
I like all the ill sounds. Keep up the good work!
Wayne Logo, the Post of ARBR, makes some good points which only I will
appreciate because unfortunately no one will take anyone who writes in verse
seriously.
I am planning to change my persona on this newsgroup in the very near future
as well as my email address as soon as I reach my goal of being the most
prolific poster ever to ARBR under a single email address. Stayed tuned!
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 09:05:25
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:A9Cdne5yGaDSbZ7eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
> Less than 100 messages to go!
>
> Everyone is hereby put on notice that it looks like Ed Dolan the Great is
> soon to overtake Tom Sherman as the most prolific poster of all time to
> ARBR. All it will take is less than 100 more messages from Ed Dolan the
> Great and we will have a new champion poster. So, everyone, keep those
> brickbats coming and don't hold back. Tell everyone in the world what you
> think of Ed Dolan the Great. The sooner I get to be the champion, the
> sooner the rest of you will get some peace and quiet.
>
> Ed, damn it, you're just too Great for words! It took you over three years
> to put that damnable Tom Sherman in his place, but you have accomplished
> this Herculean task at long last. We all hail and revere you. You took no
> short cuts like he did, posting innumerable one liners and junk style
> posts. No, all your posts reek with content and wisdom and have been a
> credit to ARBR. You truly deserve what is coming to you as the champion
> poster of all time to ARBR.
>
> But more than that, I would like to thank you for your Saintliness. You
> have been almost like a Holy Man here on ARBR, instructing others in all
> the virtues and how not to get sidetracked by considerations of excrement
> and sex, always a trap for your inferiors. We have been elevated by your
> presence and no longer sin like we formerly did. Ed, you are truly a Saint
> and we have been the luckiest group in the world to have been honored by
> your august presence. Please, I beg of you, don't leave us now that you
> have been vindicated as far superior to the rest of us lowlifes.
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 07:15:21
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
> speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
[...]
"... posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts."
What is really interesting is that some jerk who call himself freakin does
the very thing that I never do - he posts a one liner that is nothing if not
junk.
Frankly, I am fed up with these types who do not use their real names. They
hide behind user names like the cowards that they are. If you are going to
post nasty messages, then the least you can do is use your real name. But
that is the last thing that types like freakin and slugger will ever do.
Every Canadian I have ever had the misfortune to deal with on Usenet has
been a coward and a scoundrel without exception. Canadians are the pits,
right down there with the English and the Aussies. But Canadians seem
exceptionally stupid.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:A9Cdne5yGaDSbZ7eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>> Less than 100 messages to go!
>>
>> Everyone is hereby put on notice that it looks like Ed Dolan the Great is
>> soon to overtake Tom Sherman as the most prolific poster of all time to
>> ARBR. All it will take is less than 100 more messages from Ed Dolan the
>> Great and we will have a new champion poster. So, everyone, keep those
>> brickbats coming and don't hold back. Tell everyone in the world what you
>> think of Ed Dolan the Great. The sooner I get to be the champion, the
>> sooner the rest of you will get some peace and quiet.
>>
>> Ed, damn it, you're just too Great for words! It took you over three
>> years to put that damnable Tom Sherman in his place, but you have
>> accomplished this Herculean task at long last. We all hail and revere
>> you. You took no short cuts like he did, posting innumerable one liners
>> and junk style posts. No, all your posts reek with content and wisdom and
>> have been a credit to ARBR. You truly deserve what is coming to you as
>> the champion poster of all time to ARBR.
>>
>> But more than that, I would like to thank you for your Saintliness. You
>> have been almost like a Holy Man here on ARBR, instructing others in all
>> the virtues and how not to get sidetracked by considerations of excrement
>> and sex, always a trap for your inferiors. We have been elevated by your
>> presence and no longer sin like we formerly did. Ed, you are truly a
>> Saint and we have been the luckiest group in the world to have been
>> honored by your august presence. Please, I beg of you, don't leave us now
>> that you have been vindicated as far superior to the rest of us lowlifes.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>>
>
>
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Date: 19 Aug 2005 21:40:43
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:OoydnZl2IZJC5pneRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com...
>
> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
>> speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
> [...]
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Date: 19 Aug 2005 21:54:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:vlsNe.143762$wr.84326@clgrps12...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:OoydnZl2IZJC5pneRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>> news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
>>> speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
>> [...]
>
> deleted without reading
Freaking needs to delete himself from this newsgroup while he is at it.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 21 Aug 2005 18:53:42
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:oYCdnZ2dnZ3Qv2v8nZ2dneIGm96dnZ2dRVn-yZ2dnZ0@prairiewave.com...
> Freaking needs to delete himself from this newsgroup while he is at it.
>
NO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!! :- >
am i getting to you yet?
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Date: 21 Aug 2005 22:26:17
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:W44Oe.209901$tt5.174637@edtnps90...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:oYCdnZ2dnZ3Qv2v8nZ2dneIGm96dnZ2dRVn-yZ2dnZ0@prairiewave.com...
>
>> Freaking needs to delete himself from this newsgroup while he is at it.
>>
>
> NO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!! :->
>
> am i getting to you yet?
You got to me with your very first post because of your user name. That
alone tells me everything I will ever want to know about you.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 22 Aug 2005 21:19:11
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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so, i am getting to you, right?
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Date: 23 Aug 2005 03:15:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:jjrOe.193682$9A2.45488@edtnps89...
>
>
> so, i am getting to you, right?
No, you are not getting to me at all. I have known your type all of my life.
That is what comes of living in Minnesota, the land of imbeciles, morons and
retards.
I was meant to live in Shangri-La where everyone is intelligent and saintly.
However, it has been my destiny to live in Minnesota where I have to put up
with idiots like Perry Butler of Alexandria. He thinks Alexandria is ever so
much better than Worthington when I know for a fact that both places are
nothing but dumps for human jetsam and flotsam.
I should never have left New York some 40 years ago. At least there was some
culture and refinement there, thanks to the Jews, ever the people of the
Book who know how to appreciate good art and music. Jeff Grippe thinks I do
not like Jews, but he could not be more wrong. I like people who are
cultured and I hate barbarians. I have always very much liked the New York
Jew for his cosmopolitanism.
I have been out of my element all of my life. Now I am here on ARBR, another
dead end for sure. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, does not appreciate
me. He thinks I am nothing but a troll, not realizing that I am putting all
of myself into this newsgroup. There is no one ever on ARBR who has been
more open and above board than me. That is why I have decided to designate
myself as Ed Dolan the Great and Saint Edward the Great. As Ed Gin (Johnny
ReBike) would say - deal with it!
I will tell this group things I would never tell anyone I know personally. I
simply can't understand the obtuseness of those who do not appreciate
confidences. Everyone is way too much guarded. Surely newsgroups are for the
purpose of sharing intimacies. I am never going to meet any of you
personally, so why not let it all hang out. We shall all be resting in our
graves soon enough.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 26 Aug 2005 09:53:21
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:sKmdnRvMvI-CRpfeRVn-sA@prairiewave.com...
>
> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:jjrOe.193682$9A2.45488@edtnps89...
>>
>>
>> so, i am getting to you, right?
>
> No, you are not getting to me at all. I have known your type all of my
> life. That is what comes of living in Minnesota, the land of imbeciles,
> morons and retards.
yes i am
> --
> ed dolan the great whiner - minnesota
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Date: 26 Aug 2005 21:40:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:lEBPe.239860$on1.53251@clgrps13...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:sKmdnRvMvI-CRpfeRVn-sA@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>> news:jjrOe.193682$9A2.45488@edtnps89...
>>>
>>>
>>> so, i am getting to you, right?
>>
>> No, you are not getting to me at all. I have known your type all of my
>> life. That is what comes of living in Minnesota, the land of imbeciles,
>> morons and retards.
>
> yes i am
FDLTOREOROEITJBVO;RJVOFDJRSJTOHFJKNKFN;DXNDSNOF;OGJDO;FJO;FJODKLH
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 27 Aug 2005 14:17:32
From: merryfreakinxmas
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:beqdnZ2dnZ3Nyv7PnZ2dnSVPkt6dnZ2dRVn-y52dnZ0@prairiewave.com...
>
> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:lEBPe.239860$on1.53251@clgrps13...
>>
>> yes i am
>
> FDLTOREOROEITJBVO;RJVOFDJRSJTOHFJKNKFN;DXNDSNOF;OGJDO;FJO;FJODKLH
i'd like to buy a vowel
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 21:10:48
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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In article <OoydnZl2IZJC5pneRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
> > speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
> [...]
>
> "... posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts."
>
> What is really interesting is that some jerk who call himself freakin does
> the very thing that I never do - he posts a one liner that is nothing if not
> junk.
>
> Frankly, I am fed up with these types who do not use their real names. They
> hide behind user names like the cowards that they are. If you are going to
> post nasty messages, then the least you can do is use your real name. But
> that is the last thing that types like freakin and slugger will ever do.
>
> Every Canadian I have ever had the misfortune to deal with on Usenet has
> been a coward and a scoundrel without exception. Canadians are the pits,
> right down there with the English and the Aussies. But Canadians seem
> exceptionally stupid.
I have come to the conclusion that Ed Dolan is an alias for Ann Coulter-
an uninformed conservative mouth piece with no clue. Ann's favourite
rides are circling the White House with fellow jerkoff Fucker Carlson.
Shut your pie hole Ann. We were never in Nam. Ever.
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 21:15:38
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote in message
news:180820051409435892%upyer@bumbum.com...
>
> I have come to the conclusion that Ed Dolan is an alias for Ann Coulter-
> an uninformed conservative mouth piece with no clue. Ann's favourite
> rides are circling the White House with fellow jerkoff Fucker Carlson.
>
> Shut your pie hole Ann. We were never in Nam. Ever.
Hmmm compared to that statement anything Ann says seems moderate
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 17:51:34
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com > wrote in message
news:180820051409435892%upyer@bumbum.com...
> In article <OoydnZl2IZJC5pneRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
> <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>> news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
>> > speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
>> [...]
>>
>> "... posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts."
>>
>> What is really interesting is that some jerk who call himself freakin
>> does
>> the very thing that I never do - he posts a one liner that is nothing if
>> not
>> junk.
>>
>> Frankly, I am fed up with these types who do not use their real names.
>> They
>> hide behind user names like the cowards that they are. If you are going
>> to
>> post nasty messages, then the least you can do is use your real name. But
>> that is the last thing that types like freakin and slugger will ever do.
>>
>> Every Canadian I have ever had the misfortune to deal with on Usenet has
>> been a coward and a scoundrel without exception. Canadians are the pits,
>> right down there with the English and the Aussies. But Canadians seem
>> exceptionally stupid.
>
> I have come to the conclusion that Ed Dolan is an alias for Ann Coulter-
> an uninformed conservative mouth piece with no clue. Ann's favourite
> rides are circling the White House with fellow jerkoff Fucker Carlson.
>
> Shut your pie hole Ann. We were never in Nam. Ever.
I do not like cowards who hide behind user names. Maybe instead of slugger
posting his usual crappy liberal shit, he could explain to the group why he
does not use his real name.
Ann Coulter is the best writer extant today. She has wit and a penetrating
intelligence, things slugger is forever bereft of.
Slugger continues to have his mind on jerking off. Why doesn't he just do it
and quit talking about it. But anyone who does not use his own name is
capable of saying anything. He is nothing but a scoundrel, a knave and a
coward. In other words, a liberal.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 19 Aug 2005 08:15:37
From: Slugger
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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In article <SPqdnRRMZrhgjZjeRVn-rA@prairiewave.com >, Edward Dolan
<edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> "Slugger" <upyer@bumbum.com> wrote in message
> news:180820051409435892%upyer@bumbum.com...
> > In article <OoydnZl2IZJC5pneRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com>, Edward Dolan
> > <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
> >
> >> "merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> >> news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
> >> > speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
> >> [...]
> >>
> >> "... posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts."
> >>
> >> What is really interesting is that some jerk who call himself freakin
> >> does
> >> the very thing that I never do - he posts a one liner that is nothing if
> >> not
> >> junk.
> >>
> >> Frankly, I am fed up with these types who do not use their real names.
> >> They
> >> hide behind user names like the cowards that they are. If you are going
> >> to
> >> post nasty messages, then the least you can do is use your real name. But
> >> that is the last thing that types like freakin and slugger will ever do.
> >>
> >> Every Canadian I have ever had the misfortune to deal with on Usenet has
> >> been a coward and a scoundrel without exception. Canadians are the pits,
> >> right down there with the English and the Aussies. But Canadians seem
> >> exceptionally stupid.
> >
> > I have come to the conclusion that Ed Dolan is an alias for Ann Coulter-
> > an uninformed conservative mouth piece with no clue. Ann's favourite
> > rides are circling the White House with fellow jerkoff Fucker Carlson.
> >
> > Shut your pie hole Ann. We were never in Nam. Ever.
>
> I do not like cowards who hide behind user names. Maybe instead of slugger
> posting his usual crappy liberal shit, he could explain to the group why he
> does not use his real name.
>
> Ann Coulter is the best writer extant today. She has wit and a penetrating
> intelligence, things slugger is forever bereft of.
>
> Slugger continues to have his mind on jerking off. Why doesn't he just do it
> and quit talking about it. But anyone who does not use his own name is
> capable of saying anything. He is nothing but a scoundrel, a knave and a
> coward. In other words, a liberal.
Whatever Ann, I mean Dolan, we know who you really are.
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Date: 18 Aug 2005 05:52:15
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Milestone Day for ARBR Fast Appoaching
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"merryfreakinxmas" <merryfreakinxmas@eastlink.ca > wrote in message
news:pbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
> speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
Hey, politicians do it all the time. But this is what happens when Great
Ones like myself cannot find their equals.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:A9Cdne5yGaDSbZ7eRVn-tg@prairiewave.com...
>> Less than 100 messages to go!
>>
>> Everyone is hereby put on notice that it looks like Ed Dolan the Great is
>> soon to overtake Tom Sherman as the most prolific poster of all time to
>> ARBR. All it will take is less than 100 more messages from Ed Dolan the
>> Great and we will have a new champion poster. So, everyone, keep those
>> brickbats coming and don't hold back. Tell everyone in the world what you
>> think of Ed Dolan the Great. The sooner I get to be the champion, the
>> sooner the rest of you will get some peace and quiet.
>>
>> Ed, damn it, you're just too Great for words! It took you over three
>> years to put that damnable Tom Sherman in his place, but you have
>> accomplished this Herculean task at long last. We all hail and revere
>> you. You took no short cuts like he did, posting innumerable one liners
>> and junk style posts. No, all your posts reek with content and wisdom and
>> have been a credit to ARBR. You truly deserve what is coming to you as
>> the champion poster of all time to ARBR.
>>
>> But more than that, I would like to thank you for your Saintliness. You
>> have been almost like a Holy Man here on ARBR, instructing others in all
>> the virtues and how not to get sidetracked by considerations of excrement
>> and sex, always a trap for your inferiors. We have been elevated by your
>> presence and no longer sin like we formerly did. Ed, you are truly a
>> Saint and we have been the luckiest group in the world to have been
>> honored by your august presence. Please, I beg of you, don't leave us now
>> that you have been vindicated as far superior to the rest of us lowlifes.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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