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Date: 31 Jan 2005 19:22:45
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Monkey Business
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Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities. ;) -- Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 15:19:15
From: Crazy Monkey
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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OK Skip, I will look for a new job. Sincerely, Crazy Monkey CM@Monkey Island Gone Forever.com >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: skip@qualitybikes.com Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 19:58:26 GMT So the choice is mine. Then Crazy Monkey your fired. skip
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 09:15:00
From: Johnny Giro
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:08:06
From: Silverback Sampson
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Yo Sherman, Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle related vomit? Time to vote Yes or No Sampson
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 01:13:58
From: Rudy Carnac
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 07:19:26
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Rudy Carnac" <RCrides@CoulderCO.org > wrote in message news:41ff2c36$1_1@127.0.0.1... > Zipp 300 Carbon Cranks are the Fastest Cranks in the Known Uninverse. Only > 397 grams with rings. These are the cranks that will make your bike fast > but not as fast as a NoCom. > > Warning if you are a fat slob or cheap bastard do not bother buying Zipp > 300 Carbon Cranks. They are expensive, worth every penny and are reserved > for the best of the best. > > Regards, > > Rudy Carnac Fucking Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid bastard. > You are a self-centered, self-serving, self-indulgent egomaniac ... a > disingenuous, nefarious, cretinous scumbag ... an amoral, vile, vulgar > deviate, a contemptible, seething, puerile twerp ... a moronic, > infantile, foolish twit ... a worthless, obnoxious, parasitic > pantywaist ... an incoherent, babbling, imbecilic half-wit ... a gray, > insignificant, low-life dolt ... a tiresome, brain-dead, boring dullard > ... a pathetic, pitiful, pretentious pansy ... a slimy, gutless, feeble > coward. Cloaked in a cyber-space pseudonym, you are an opportunistic, > infectious, bottom feeding troll ... an oozing festering, canker on the > hide of Internet newsgroups. I guess that just about sums it up. >
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:46:01
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Silverback Sampson" <Sampson@MonkeyIslandNetwork.com > wrote in message news:41ff00a6$1_1@127.0.0.1... > Yo Sherman, > > Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or > shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle > related vomit? > > Time to vote > Yes > or No > > Sampson Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:12:35
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Silverback Sampson wrote: > Yo Sherman, > > Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle related vomit? Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) -- Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 18:50:42
From: nget
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Tom Sherman Wrote: > Silverback Sampson wrote: > > > Yo Sherman, > > > > Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now t > eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue postin > his non cycle related vomit? > > Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) > > -- > Tom Sherman - Earth How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing crap with the regular from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sig off Tom Sherman-the moo -- nget
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 11:58:55
From: Johnny Giro
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 06:49:13
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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nget wrote: > Tom Sherman Wrote: > >>Silverback Sampson wrote: >> >> >>>Yo Sherman, >>> >>>Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to >> >>eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting >>his non cycle related vomit? >> >>Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) >> >>-- >>Tom Sherman - Earth > > How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing crap with the regulars > from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sign > off Tom Sherman-the moon I do think that flooding the newsgroup with fake spam (there is a concept) is something that will lose all chance at humor if it continues (flogging deceased equines). As for interest in moons, I believe that P*rr* B*tl*r is the expert. Does anyone else remember the "Mother Earth News Trike" posts? -- Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 12:38:38
From: Crazy Monkey
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Skip, Crazy Monkey can leave this newsgroup any time. You will be stuck with Ed Dolan and slow recumbents bullcrap if Crazy Monkey leaves A.R.B.R. Your choice. Crazy Monkey monkeyisland.com .................................................................................... From: skip@qualitybikes.com Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 18:16:03 GMT Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess. Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way. skip
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 13:59:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Crazy Monkey" <Chimpo@MonkeyIsland.com > wrote in message news:41ffccae$1_1@127.0.0.1... > Skip, > Crazy Monkey can leave this newsgroup any time. You will be stuck with Ed > Dolan and slow recumbents bullcrap if Crazy Monkey leaves A.R.B.R. > > Your choice. > > Crazy Monkey > monkeyisland.com Fucking Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid bastard. > .................................................................................... > From: skip@qualitybikes.com > Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 18:16:03 GMT > > Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but > left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess. > Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for > them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way. > > skip > >
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 19:58:26
From:
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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So the choice is mine. Then Crazy Monkey your fired. skip
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Date: 02 Feb 2005 03:12:35
From: nget
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Tom Sherman Wrote: > nget wrote: > > > Tom Sherman Wrote: > > > >>Silverback Sampson wrote: > >> > >> > >>>Yo Sherman, > >>> > >>>Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to > >> > >>eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continu > posting > >>his non cycle related vomit? > >> > >>Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) > >> > >>-- > >>Tom Sherman - Earth > > > > How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing crap with the regulars > > from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before yo > sign > > off Tom Sherman-the moon > > I do think that flooding the newsgroup with fake spam (there is a > concept) is something that will lose all chance at humor if i > continues > (flogging deceased equines). > > As for interest in moons, I believe that P*rr* B*tl*r is the expert. > > Does anyone else remember the "Mother Earth News Trike" posts? > > -- > Tom Sherman - Earth There is no humor if every post gets stepped on. This is just monke island on ARBR .Sometimes there will be something funny to gleen fro these posts ,but this time it's a waste of effort.I can't wait for y mama yo mama yo mam -- nget
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 18:16:03
From:
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess. Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way. skip
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 13:57:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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<skip@qualitybikes.com > wrote in message news:wtqdnRD7rPTTWmLcRVn-1w@giganews.com... > Yeah you are right. It seems most of the other monkeys have moved on, but > left the crazy one here on arbr. Can't really blame them, I guess. > Hopefully he'll calm down, realize the others are gone and go looking for > them. Maybe Tom Sherman would be good enough help him find his way. > > skip Maybe Tom Sherman could join them as he seems to find some humor in their vulgarity. This is good to know as I can do that as well as anyone. Maybe I will turn my guns on him so he will get a glimmer of what it is like to be assaulted by a jackass and a stupid son of a bitch like Ed Gin. -- Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 18:56:23
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Edward Dolan wrote: > Maybe Tom Sherman could join them as he seems to find some humor in their > vulgarity. This is good to know as I can do that as well as anyone. Maybe I > will turn my guns on him so he will get a glimmer of what it is like to be > assaulted by a jackass and a stupid son of a bitch like Ed Gin. [ Y Y AA W W W N N ] [ Y Y A A W W W NN N ] [ Y Y A A W W W W N N N ] [ Y AAAAAAAA W W W W N N N ] [ Y A A W W W W N N N ] [ Y A A W W N NN ] -- Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 07:18:46
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com > wrote in message news:369bvdF4s4sduU1@individual.net... > nget wrote: > >> Tom Sherman Wrote: >>>Silverback Sampson wrote: >>> >>> >>>>Yo Sherman, >>>> >>>>Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to >>> >>>eternity or shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting >>>his non cycle related vomit? >>> >>>Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) >>> >>>-- >>>Tom Sherman - Earth >> >> How does it look Tom to see yourself throwing crap with the regulars >> from monkey island? I am wondering how long it will be before you sign >> off Tom Sherman-the moon > > I do think that flooding the newsgroup with fake spam (there is a concept) > is something that will lose all chance at humor if it continues (flogging > deceased equines). The next time you take a holier than thou attitude on this group on any subject, you will reap the whirlwind from me, you sorry excuse for a human being. My God, he can't even stand up to a filthy piece of shit like Ed Gin. Tom Sherman - bankrupt! Go join fucking Ed Gin so the rest of us can see what you are really like. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:46:26
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com > wrote in message news:368dmmF4r7mvfU2@individual.net... > Silverback Sampson wrote: > >> Yo Sherman, >> >> Shall all monkeys continue to target Edward Dolan from now to eternity or >> shall the monkeys let the the poor ol sack continue posting his non cycle >> related vomit? > > Can't we just send Ed Dolan off to share a room with Mikey V? ;) > > -- > Tom Sherman - Earth Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 21:33:28
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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Fuck me Tom! What a Dipshit I am! Hey Everyone I am a Dipshit - why don't I go fuck myself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense. I'm one stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy any fucking God Damn thing I say anymore. I will see to that, with my son of bitch lard ass. I should get own web site, but I'm a God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about myself everywhere. Edward Dolan the imbecilic asshole. I should take my fucking keyboard and ram it up my ass. I deserve it. God, I know what I look like everytime I look in the mirror and I am disgusting and revolting. I need to kill myself and thereby purify the earth of my loathsome presence. I am nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about me Edward Dolan. I will take my keyboard and ram it up my ass, I Edward Dolan am a supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:45:11
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Edward Dolan" <EdwardDolan@BigDipshit.com > wrote in message news:41fef888$1_1@127.0.0.1... > Fuck me Tom! What a Dipshit I am! Hey Everyone I am a Dipshit - why don't > I go fuck myself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense. I'm one stupid > son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy any fucking God Damn > thing I say anymore. I will see to that, with my son of bitch lard ass. > > I should get own web site, but I'm a God Damn moron! If you don't I am > going to start posting original threads about myself everywhere. Edward > Dolan the imbecilic asshole. I should take my fucking keyboard and ram it > up my ass. I deserve it. > > God, I know what I look like everytime I look in the mirror and I am > disgusting and revolting. I need to kill myself and thereby purify the > earth of my loathsome presence. I am nothing but an ugly beast. No one > here on ARBR gives a shit about me Edward Dolan. I will take my keyboard > and ram it > up my ass, I Edward Dolan am a supreme dork and jerk. > > -- > Fucking Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:01:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Edward Dolan" <EdwardDolan@BigDipshit.com > wrote in message news:41fef888$1_1@127.0.0.1... > Fuck me Tom! What a Dipshit I am! Hey Everyone I am a Dipshit - why don't > I go fuck myself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense. I'm one stupid > son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy any fucking God Damn > thing I say anymore. I will see to that, with my son of bitch lard ass. > > I should get own web site, but I'm a God Damn moron! If you don't I am > going to start posting original threads about myself everywhere. Edward > Dolan the imbecilic asshole. I should take my fucking keyboard and ram it > up my ass. I deserve it. > > God, I know what I look like everytime I look in the mirror and I am > disgusting and revolting. I need to kill myself and thereby purify the > earth of my loathsome presence. I am nothing but an ugly beast. No one > here on ARBR gives a shit about me Edward Dolan. I will take my keyboard > and ram it > up my ass, I Edward Dolan am a supreme dork and jerk. > > -- > Fucking Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 21:23:10
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com > wrote in message news:3683o8F4tb5i4U2@individual.net... > Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities. > > -- > Tom Sherman - Earth I am screwed Tom. No matter what you have to say about Ed Gin or anyone else I will never have any credibility at A.R.B.R. again. Why did you not warn me I that I am an asshole Tom? -- Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 22:00:37
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Edward Dolan" <EdwardDolan@BigDipshit.com > wrote in message news:41fef61e$1_2@127.0.0.1... > "Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com> wrote in message > news:3683o8F4tb5i4U2@individual.net... > > Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities. > > > > -- > > Tom Sherman - Earth > > I am screwed Tom. No matter what you have to say about Ed Gin or anyone > else I will never have any credibility at A.R.B.R. again. Why did you not > warn me I that I am an asshole Tom? > > -- > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 20:57:49
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Tom Sherman" <tsherman@qconline.com > wrote in message news:3683o8F4tb5i4U2@individual.net... > Methinks a Monkey has a few too many Usenet identities. ;) > > -- > Tom Sherman - Earth You are going to have to say a lot more than that about Ed Gin if you want to retain any credibility with me. You have been warned! -- Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 19:59:30
From: Ed Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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I have finally discovered I am a dipshit Tom. It is time I get what I deserve at A.R.B.R. My punishment is that from now to eternity every post I make on A.R.B.R will be hijacked. My life is over now at A.R.B.R. I better get my fat ass on a bike and pedal instead of jerking off all day long at my keyboard. Regards, Ed Dolan King of the Dipshits in the Great White Minn.
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 20:51:36
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Monkey Business
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"Ed Dolan" <EdDolan@BigDipshit.com > wrote in message news:41fee282$1_1@127.0.0.1... >I have finally discovered I am a dipshit Tom. It is time I get what I >deserve at A.R.B.R. > My punishment is that from now to eternity every post I make on A.R.B.R > will be hijacked. > > My life is over now at A.R.B.R. I better get my fat ass on a bike and > pedal instead of jerking off all day long at my keyboard. > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan > > King of the Dipshits in the Great White Minn. Fucking Ed Gin! What a Dipshit! Hey Ed Gin - why don't you go fuck yourself instead of posting your God Damn nonsense, you stupid son of a bitch. No one on ARBR is ever going to buy your fucking God Damn NoCom bike. I will see to that, you fat Chinese son of bitch. Get your own web site, you God Damn moron! If you don't I am going to start posting original threads about you, you imbecilic asshole. Why don't you take your fucking NoCom bike and ram it up your ass, you slant-eyed bastard. God, I know what you look like and you are disgusting and revolting. You need to kill yourself and thereby purify the earth of your loathsome presence. You are nothing but an ugly beast. No one here on ARBR gives a shit about your fucking NoCom bike. Why don't you take your bike and ram it up your ass, you supreme dork and jerk. -- Fucking Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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