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Date: 29 Jan 2005 10:46:41
From: JohnnyNoCom
Subject: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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Read it and weep you fat fockers on slow bikes. Those lame high slowgoracers, midracers and asshatchet frames will never go this fast. NoCom RULES and is the FASTEST stock bike in the Known Universe.
Johnny NoCom
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe®
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Me and the NoCom in a 400Km race
Some of my best lap times for the 400 were after the 350 k.
From 380Ks until the end I was lapping one guy every lap and the faster riders every third or fourth lap.
When the crowd at the start/finish line started to YELL and CLAP for me every time I came around,
this just helped me dig deeper and push harder, I was now smiling and happy to be so near the end of the epic race.
With 10Ks to go I ran out of water I didn’t think this was such a big deal but maybe the painful post-race cramping could have been avoided if I did drink more.
On last 5 laps (about11km) I started singing, I was SO happy t
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Date: 02 Feb 2005 09:03:33
From: Poiter
Subject: Re: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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JohnnyNoCom Wrote:
> Read it and weep you fat fockers on slow bikes. Those lame hig
> slowgoracers, midracers and asshatchet frames will never go this fast
> NoCom RULES and is the FASTEST stock bike in the Known Universe.
>
> Johnny NoCom
> Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe®
>
>
I was the other recumbent rider in the "race".
There were only four other guys riding on road bikes and they were fa
from elite athletes.
The guy who came third on an upright was using running shoes and to
clips and had swum 15km that morning and went on to run 100km in th
third leg within another 8 hours. Even so he was doing some very fas
laps.
Glenn's ride was a good personal effort but nothing to boast about o
draw these sort of conclusions.
Pet
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Poiter
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 19:25:19
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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Poiter wrote:
> JohnnyNoCom Wrote:
>
>>Read it and weep you fat fockers on slow bikes. Those lame high
>>slowgoracers, midracers and asshatchet frames will never go this fast.
>>NoCom RULES and is the FASTEST stock bike in the Known Universe.
>>
>>Johnny NoCom
>>Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe?
>>
>>
>
>
> I was the other recumbent rider in the "race".
> There were only four other guys riding on road bikes and they were far
> from elite athletes.
> The guy who came third on an upright was using running shoes and toe
> clips and had swum 15km that morning and went on to run 100km in the
> third leg within another 8 hours. Even so he was doing some very fast
> laps.
> Glenn's ride was a good personal effort but nothing to boast about or
> draw these sort of conclusions.
Hey! Stop confusing us with reality!
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Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 30 Jan 2005 16:50:50
From: Johnny
Subject: Re: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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A NoCom will always be faster than a body socked Rocket with a fat slow poke who looks like freak wearing a condom.
No freak sock condom required to go fast on a NoCom.
Cheers,
Johnny
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe®
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Date: 30 Jan 2005 07:48:52
From: rocketman
Subject: Re: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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That's *great* performance. Congratulations on your victory. You must be
proud of yourself.
Sorry to tell you this; but I know at least one racer who has eclipsed your
performance on a regular "asshatchet" road bike. A good friend of mine (an
Olympic hopeful) won a 500 mile road race in Texas in the late 80's, with a
winning time of 23:38 (IIRC) on a regular UCI-legal upright road bike (no
discs, no aero bars, no mods). Average speed was ~21.1 mph. The nearest
competitor was more than an hour behind him. If he had ridden for another
22 minutes, he would have shattered the 24-hour world record.
I'm sure you can beat his time for a 500 mile road course on a NoCom, if it
is truly the fastest bike in the world.
R
"JohnnyNoCom" <Johnny@FastestBikeInUniverse.com > wrote in message
news:41fbbdf1$1_1@127.0.0.1...
> Read it and weep you fat fockers on slow bikes. Those lame high
> slowgoracers, midracers and asshatchet frames will never go this fast.
> NoCom RULES and is the FASTEST stock bike in the Known Universe.
>
> Johnny NoCom
> Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe®
>
> ________________________________________________________________________________________
> Me and the NoCom in a 400Km race
>
> Some of my best lap times for the 400 were after the 350 k.
> From 380Ks until the end I was lapping one guy every lap and the faster
> riders every third or fourth lap.
> When the crowd at the start/finish line started to YELL and CLAP for me
> every time I came around,
> this just helped me dig deeper and push harder, I was now smiling and
> happy to be so near the end of the epic race.
> With 10Ks to go I ran out of water I didn’t think this was such a big deal
> but maybe the painful post-race cramping could have been avoided if I did
> drink more.
> On last 5 laps (about11km) I started singing, I was SO happy t
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Date: 30 Jan 2005 23:03:03
From: hhu
Subject: Re: NoCom kicks everyones ass at 400K race
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What 400k race was this, and where can the results be seen?
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 06:35:25
From: Rocketman
Subject: Re: Roadie on DF bike kicks NoCom ass in 500 mile race
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"hhu" <uuhh > wrote in message
news:4ferv0t45njlvfep6b7vran1g5tkv666i2@4ax.com...
> What 400k race was this, and where can the results be seen?
You talkin' to me? I didn't say anything about a little 400k race. I was
talking about a brutal, hilly 500 mile race. The winning amateur cyclist,
on an upright road bike, clocked an average speed faster than the NoCom, but
over twice the distance.
Did that answer your question?
R
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