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Date: 23 Dec 2006 00:41:10
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: On the subject of cats by Ed Dolan
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Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect cat?
I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around like a
puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You have to
have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at least
20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life. Unless
you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a world
class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground I walk
on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also. After all,
I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I am. As I sit
here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully - and so should you
be too!
I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You do
not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect that is
due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly Great and a
Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly when in my
presence!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 23 Dec 2006 08:16:25
From: JimmyMac
Subject: Re: On the subject of cats by Ed Dolan
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Ed,
An expert on cats should know this, but dogs are attached to (bond with
) their owners and cats are attacjed to (bond with) their owner's
residence. With 20 cats in one house, your's could aptly be called a
cathouse.
Jim
Edward Dolan wrote:
> Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect cat?
> I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around like a
> puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You have to
> have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
>
> You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at least
> 20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life. Unless
> you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
>
> Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a world
> class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground I walk
> on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also. After all,
> I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I am. As I sit
> here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully - and so should you
> be too!
>
> I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You do
> not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect that is
> due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly Great and a
> Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly when in my
> presence!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 26 Dec 2006 19:49:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: On the subject of cats by Ed Dolan
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1166890585.317107.32800@h40g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
> Ed,
>
> An expert on cats should know this, but dogs are attached to (bond with
> ) their owners and cats are attacjed to (bond with) their owner's
> residence. With 20 cats in one house, your's could aptly be called a
> cathouse.
Jim makes a very good point here which I had not previously thought about,
but I suspect it is true.
Most of my cats seem to have scant regard for me and it is only by much
cultivation that I can get any of my cats to respond to me personally.
I dearly love dogs but, like kids, they are way too much trouble. Cats more
or less lead their own lives irrespective of me. All that is required is
that you feed and water them and say hello to them every now and then. But
then rarely a cat comes along which acts like a dog, i.e., it wants to bond
with me. That is the 1 in 20 cats I am talking about.
But in any event, I have plenty of cats so they can bond with one another to
the extent that they do any bonding at all.
By the way, my house is not a cat house because I keep my cats in the back
of the house, mainly the basement and the back porch. I have a very big
house and there are rooms I have not been in for years.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect
>> cat?
>> I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around like
>> a
>> puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You have
>> to
>> have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
>>
>> You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at
>> least
>> 20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life. Unless
>> you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
>>
>> Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a
>> world
>> class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground I walk
>> on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also. After
>> all,
>> I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I am. As I
>> sit
>> here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully - and so should
>> you
>> be too!
>>
>> I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You
>> do
>> not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect that
>> is
>> due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly Great and a
>> Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly when in my
>> presence!
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Date: 24 Dec 2006 19:12:58
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: On the subject of cats by Ed Dolan
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"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1166890585.317107.32800@h40g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Ed,
>
> An expert on cats should know this, but dogs are attached to (bond with
> ) their owners and cats are attacjed to (bond with) their owner's
> residence. With 20 cats in one house, your's could aptly be called a
> cathouse.
Some of you more sane types might well ask how do you end up with 20 cats.
That is easy for me to answer. You get them one by one and before you know
it - voila, you have more than you know what to do with!
The main thing you have to do when you have this many cats is to keep
separate the males from the females. If you don't do that, you will end up
with 200 cats!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect
>> cat?
>> I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around like
>> a
>> puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You have
>> to
>> have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
>>
>> You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at
>> least
>> 20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life. Unless
>> you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
>>
>> Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a
>> world
>> class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground I walk
>> on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also. After
>> all,
>> I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I am. As I
>> sit
>> here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully - and so should
>> you
>> be too!
>>
>> I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You
>> do
>> not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect that
>> is
>> due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly Great and a
>> Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly when in my
>> presence!
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Date: 23 Dec 2006 04:43:28
From: DougC
Subject: On the subject of cats
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect cat?
> I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around like a
> puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You have to
> have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
>
> You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at least
> 20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life. Unless
> you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
>
> Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a world
> class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground I walk
> on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also. After all,
> I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I am. As I sit
> here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully - and so should you
> be too!
>
> I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You do
> not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect that is
> due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly Great and a
> Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly when in my
> presence!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>
I have a question concerning cats:
Normally, cats get frisky at night. However, some cats are /blind/ (for
whatever reasons). Do blind cats get frisky at night?
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Date: 24 Dec 2006 19:05:07
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: On the subject of cats
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"DougC" <dcimper@norcom2000.com > wrote in message
news:fL7jh.125$9f5.41@newsfe05.lga...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> Do you know how many cats you have to have before you find the perfect
>> cat? I mean a cat that loves you unconditionally and follows you around
>> like a puppy dog. You merely look at the cat and it purrs like crazy. You
>> have to have 20 cats before you find the perfect cat.
>>
>> You might think 19 cats might be enough, but no, you have to have at
>> least 20 cats. Trust me on this, I have been around cats all of my life.
>> Unless you have at least 20 cats, you do not know anything.
>>
>> Now perhaps some of you began to appreciate my Greatness. Yea, I am a
>> world class expert on cats. These poor dumb creatures worship the ground
>> I walk on. I think that is the least that the rest of you could do also.
>> After all, I am just so Great (and you aren't). My cats prove how Great I
>> am. As I sit here typing this they are all looking at me worshipfully -
>> and so should you be too!
>>
>> I am not getting nearly enough deference from the denizens of ARBR. You
>> do not have to worship me, but at least you should show me the respect
>> that is due My Greatness. Yea, I not a god (not yet), but I am truly
>> Great and a Great Saint besides. Please conduct yourselves accordingly
>> when in my presence!
>
> I have a question concerning cats:
> Normally, cats get frisky at night. However, some cats are /blind/ (for
> whatever reasons). Do blind cats get frisky at night?
I do not have any blind cats, but I do have some that are quite feeble from
too much inbreeding. I should have drowned them at birth, but I let them
live. Now they are so pitiful I do not have the heart to put them out of
their misery. Mostly, they just sit and look at me with their big sorrowful
eyes and so I have decided to let them live. Just another reason why I am a
Great Saint of course.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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