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Date: 16 Apr 2006 07:42:47
From: NYC XYZ
Subject: Summer Bugs

I HATE THEM!!!!





 
Date: 18 Apr 2006 08:57:35
From: D'ohBoy
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
Ed wrote:

> There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
> the house.

Ed:

A good scrub of your body will reduce the flies - perhaps with a
scotch-brite pad and heavy duty cleanser.

And if you were to die, you would no longer attract the mosquitos.

;-)

D'ohBoy



 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 06:26:23
From: NYC XYZ
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>
> I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
> selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
> to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
> members we can get.

Yes, I say we shanghai other newsgroups plant the recumbent bug in 'em!

> Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
> wonder if they need my ministrations?

If you like a matching pair of black eyes -- some of these people are
probably MN Hmong hunters!

> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 06:23:39
From: NYC XYZ
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

dgk wrote:
>
>
> I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
> eat.


Heh...their sentiments exactly towards me! Four bites already...at
least dogs don't bite and just chase you for a bit.



 
Date: 17 Apr 2006 09:07:57
From: dgk
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
On 16 Apr 2006 07:42:47 -0700, "NYC XYZ" <jack_foreigner@yahoo.com >
wrote:

>
>I HATE THEM!!!!

I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
eat.


 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 21:25:01
From:
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

Edward Dolan wrote:
> It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
> maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
soon.

- Frank Krygowski



  
Date: 17 Apr 2006 00:18:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

<frkrygow@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1145247900.982548.235140@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
>> maybe Panama or Costa Rica.
>
> I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
> soon.
>
> - Frank Krygowski

I have never seen a name with so many consonants in it. There is something
totally screwed up with the Slavic languages. The Poles seem to be the worst
in this regard.

Note my name if you please. So sensible a name has never existed except in
the lovely green land of Ireland - and one that is easy to say and spell
too. I think it means in Irish "the dark one". Yea, I go to sleep every
night muttering my name under my breath. It is music to my ears. Imagine
going to sleep every night muttering the name Krygowksi. God! Such a name
would give me nightes!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 15:20:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

"NYC XYZ" <jack_foreigner@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1145198567.315489.166990@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
>
> I HATE THEM!!!!

I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
members we can get.

Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
wonder if they need my ministrations?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




  
Date: 17 Apr 2006 10:47:51
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
In article <QYidnd8urIqSOt_ZRVn-gw@prairiewave.com >,
Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>to stay with ARBR especially.

Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.


>Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
>wonder if they need my ministrations?

Depends on your net.species.


Slurp.


Followups reduced.

--


   
Date: 18 Apr 2006 07:05:28
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: ARBR gone wild [was: Summer Bugs]
"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote
in message news:4443d4c7$1@darkstar...

ARBR is not the same with/without you.

> In article <QYidnd8urIqSOt_ZRVn-gw@prairiewave.com>,
> Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>to stay with ARBR especially.
>
> Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.

More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
so it seems.

Do you still have the Stratus?

>>Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
>>interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?
>
> Depends on your net.species.
>
> Slurp.

Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already
anyway...

For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
has no further appeal.

Jon Meinecke
net.subtle-apteryx




    
Date: 18 Apr 2006 10:27:51
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild
In article <4444d47a$0$15392$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com >,
Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non > wrote:
>ARBR is not the same with/without you.

I never knew it existed.
Too many groups to monitor.

>> my recumbent into work.
>
>More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
>so it seems.
>
>Do you still have the Stratus?

Yes. That's the "to work in the rain" bike.
I rode the Trek in today. And likely the the rest of the week.
I did see another recumb over the weekend on a bike path.
Not a Rans.


>>>Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
>>>interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?
>> Depends on your net.species.
>> Slurp.
>
>Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already anyway...
>For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
>has no further appeal.

Noodles can be good.

--


     
Date: 19 Apr 2006 12:44:18
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild
[newsgroups trimmed]

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote
> Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non> wrote:
>>ARBR is not the same with/without you.
>
> I never knew it existed.
> Too many groups to monitor.

ARBR fauna are less numerous now, perhaps. We have our
Grosses to bear. %^)

>>Do you still have the Stratus?
>
> Yes. That's the "to work in the rain" bike.
> I rode the Trek in today. And likely the the rest of the week.
> I did see another recumb over the weekend on a bike path.
> Not a Rans.

I've grown my stable to three. The TourEasy is my rain-bike
choice,-- it's the only one with fenders. The windscreen helps,
too.

>>For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
>>has no further appeal.
>
> Noodles can be good.

As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
method when trolling for Dolan here.

--

r.b content:

I just finished the _Blue Bear_, by Lynn Schooler, ISBN: 0060098554.
Story of a guide in Alaska and a Japanese photographer over many
years and outings. Have you read it?

Jon Meinecke




      
Date: 26 Apr 2006 16:28:29
From: Floyd L. Davidson
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>
>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
>
>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
>
>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>
>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
racist too.

Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.

--
Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson >
Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) floyd@apaflo.com


       
Date: 26 Apr 2006 20:35:51
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Floyd L. Davidson" <floyd@apaflo.com > wrote in message
news:87odyn7tg2.fld@apaflo.com...
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>
>>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts.
>>If
>>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d.
>>whale
>>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
>>
>>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
>>
>>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below
>>zero.
>>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when
>>you
>>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>>
>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>sissies.
>
> Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
> racist too.
>
> Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.

I only know what I read in the liberal mass media about the Eskimo and his
drunken ways. But are not all those people from Northeastern Siberia, which
is also the home of all the original inhabitants of the Americas. DNA
studies have conclusively proven that. In other words, they are all
Mongoloids. Is Floyd also a Mongoloid or is he a Caucasoid? I don't think he
is a Negroid as I doubt there are any Negroes stupid enough to be living in
Barrow, Alaska. It takes a really dumb Caucasoid like Floyd to think that
Barrow is a good place to settle down.

But Hells Bells, I don't blame the Eskimo for being nothing but a drunken
savage. If I had to live in that godforsaken land, that is what I would do
too. I would just drink and drink until it killed me. Either that, or get
the hell out of there. It is really very strange in this day and age that
anyone would choose to live in such a frozen land. Floyd lives there because
he is crazy, but surely not all Eskimos are crazy. They must know there is a
better world for them to be living in than the high arctic.

All this talk about drinking has made me thirsty. Please excuse me now while
I hop on my trusty bike and make a run to the local liquor store to get some
of my favorite vino. Just thinking about crazy Floyd there in frozen Barrow,
Alaska, is enough to drive anyone to drink.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




      
Date: 25 Apr 2006 04:35:12
From: Floyd L. Davidson
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
"Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non > wrote:
>"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu> wrote in message
>> news:44490d48$1@darkstar...
>> In article <44479776$0$15431$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com>,
>> Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non> wrote:
>>>The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
>>>by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
>>>by a prolific, but lesser species there.
>>
>> Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
>> of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
>> time.
>
>Interestingly Floyd had his turn with Mr. Ed about 18 months ago.
>In short order, Floyd made mincemeat of him without raising a sweat.
>After Floyd ID'ed Ed's "raging bull" as "mooing cow mode...", here's
>the best Ed could offer. Classic.
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

I'd forgotten that. Thanks for the reminder! Reading it again,
just like when I wrote the article he responded to, had me just
tied up with fits of laughter.

Poor Ed had a bad day on that one. (Does he ever have a really
good day though?)

--
Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson >
Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) floyd@apaflo.com


       
Date: 26 Apr 2006 17:59:17
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Floyd L. Davidson" <floyd@apaflo.com > wrote in message
news:873bg196kf.fld@apaflo.com...
[...]
>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source
>
> I'd forgotten that. Thanks for the reminder! Reading it again,
> just like when I wrote the article he responded to, had me just
> tied up with fits of laughter.
>
> Poor Ed had a bad day on that one. (Does he ever have a really
> good day though?)
>
> --
> Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
> Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) floyd@apaflo.com

My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





        
Date: 28 Apr 2006 16:51:01
From: Floyd L. Davidson
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
eugene@cse.ucsc.edu (Eugene Miya) wrote:
>In article <Vo2dnSBHMNHD48zZRVn-vA@prairiewave.com>,
>Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>However, as a true blue Irishman, I am not too critical of those who want to
>>drink. Hells Bells, sometimes it is the only thing that makes it possible to
>>go on living.
>
>I've had and have Irish girl friends. Still a culture I have to figure out.

An opportunity here, what with Edward Dolan providing an
example! All the perspective needed is summed up in a nasty
little joke:

Q: Why did God make whiskey?
A: It prevents the Irish from ruling the world.

Applied to what Dolan writes, and it all becomes much easier to
focus on what he is thinking.

Of course, I'm sure Eugene already knows that, but I'll post
it for anyone who has missed the point previously

>Well, you know if this were feudal Japan, and you wanted it,
>I'd pull out my sword and cut your head off in the Bells put
>you in that much pain.

Don't be giving anyone ideas...

>>> Oh sure. The roads are graded gravel. Ride a mtn. bike easily.
>>
>>I think old Floyd, the would-be Eskimo, has a Tour Easy recumbent, not an
>>ideal bike for riding on gravel roads.
>
>I only rode around with Floyd in a borrowed Suburban.

Borrowed? (I don't loan it to anybody.)

>I rejected a Tour Easy for a Rans Stratus minus the lower handle bars
>and the wind screen. I cna do those later if I want.

A feller here named Jim, who is a past mayor of Barrow (as is
his wife), has a tandem recumbent, among others. The two of
them, or Jim and his young son, cruise around town often on it.

>What are you drinking?

Eugene has Edward Dolan figured out...

--
Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson >
Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) floyd@apaflo.com


         
Date: 29 Apr 2006 20:38:49
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Floyd L. Davidson" <floyd@apaflo.com > wrote in message
news:878xpp5hmy.fld@apaflo.com...
[...]
> Eugene has Edward Dolan figured out...
>
> --
> Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
> Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) floyd@apaflo.com

Eugene has some reflective qualities and is not as dense as Floyd. He also
likes to contribute something to the group instead of just attacking all the
time like Floyd. Floyd should take a few cues from Eugene and get with the
program.

I have severely criticized anyone who would freely choose to live in Barrow,
Alaska, surely one of the sink holes of the world. Floyd needs to explain to
the group what the hell it is that he does there in January, besides hunker
down and drink like all the Eskimos and Indians (Athabascans) do. Minnesota
is also the pits in the winter, but the North Slope of Alaska is infinitely
worse. It is a cold and dark Hell there in January and anyone who says
otherwise is a fool.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





        
Date: 27 Apr 2006 18:38:27
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
In article <fZqdnWXcu6rRZtLZRVn-rw@prairiewave.com >,
Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

I ended up in Barrow 2 summers ago.
The North Slope is a dry borough.

>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

Oh sure. The roads are graded gravel. Ride a mtn. bike easily.


>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

Yep, I am trying to get on an ice coring expedition there.


>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

He wrote awful place at the Pole before he really started dying.
Been there, done that.

What's this got to do with bikes?

--


         
Date: 27 Apr 2006 21:30:46
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
news:44517213$1@darkstar...
> In article <fZqdnWXcu6rRZtLZRVn-rw@prairiewave.com>,
> Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net> wrote:

Newsgroups restored.

>>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts.
>>If
>>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d.
>>whale
>>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
>
> I ended up in Barrow 2 summers ago.
> The North Slope is a dry borough.

I spend many hours a day looking at PBS on TV and there are numerous
programs that tell how the Eskimos (and the American Indian too) are into
nothing but drinking themselves to death. I only have to go a few miles
south to the Omaha and Winnebago Indian Reservations to see it for myself.
However, as a true blue Irishman, I am not too critical of those who want to
drink. Hells Bells, sometimes it is the only thing that makes it possible to
go on living.

>>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
>
> Oh sure. The roads are graded gravel. Ride a mtn. bike easily.

I think old Floyd, the would-be Eskimo, has a Tour Easy recumbent, not an
ideal bike for riding on gravel roads.

>>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below
>>zero.
>>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when
>>you
>>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>
> Yep, I am trying to get on an ice coring expedition there.

You are welcome to the cold and dark Hell that is the high arctic. Be sure
to go there in January. May you perish there of your stupidity - along with
old Floyd of Barrow, Alaska!

>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>sissies.
>
> He wrote awful place at the Pole before he really started dying.

Hell, Scott was dying of terminal stupidity from the beginning, just as you
would if you ventured to Antarctica.

> Been there, done that.

???

> What's this got to do with bikes?

To stay strictly on the subject of bikes is the most boring thing in the
universe. You proved that by answering my humble message. However, I do not
know why you have cut the other newsgroups. They are all waiting with baited
breath for my every word. Do you not have any idea at all how Great I am?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





          
Date: 28 Apr 2006 12:20:40
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
In article <Vo2dnSBHMNHD48zZRVn-vA@prairiewave.com >,
Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>Newsgroups restored.

If you want.

>> The North Slope is a dry borough.
>
>I spend many hours a day looking at PBS on TV and there are numerous
>programs that tell how the Eskimos (and the American Indian too) are into
>nothing but drinking themselves to death.

I have met some of these Eskimos.
I was sitting in an all you can eat crab feed in Los Anchorage killing
time before a plane one winter when one such local decided to walk in
and sit across from me at the table. He was far more pitiful than a
real threat (unlike my old man).

That does not mean that all of the Native-Americans are drunks.
And they are also trying to do something about it.

And I have been multiply mistaken as an Athebascan.

>I only have to go a few miles
>south to the Omaha and Winnebago Indian Reservations to see it for myself.

Thousands don't drink.

>However, as a true blue Irishman, I am not too critical of those who want to
>drink. Hells Bells, sometimes it is the only thing that makes it possible to
>go on living.

I've had and have Irish girl friends. Still a culture I have to figure out.
Well, you know if this were feudal Japan, and you wanted it,
I'd pull out my sword and cut your head off in the Bells put
you in that much pain.

>> Oh sure. The roads are graded gravel. Ride a mtn. bike easily.
>
>I think old Floyd, the would-be Eskimo, has a Tour Easy recumbent, not an
>ideal bike for riding on gravel roads.

I only rode around with Floyd in a borrowed Suburban.

I rejected a Tour Easy for a Rans Stratus minus the lower handle bars
and the wind screen. I cna do those later if I want.

>>>gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>> Yep, I am trying to get on an ice coring expedition there.
>
>You are welcome to the cold and dark Hell that is the high arctic. Be sure
>to go there in January. May you perish there of your stupidity - along with
>old Floyd of Barrow, Alaska!

I'd go in summer. Neat place.

>>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>>sissies.
>> He wrote awful place at the Pole before he really started dying.
>
>Hell, Scott was dying of terminal stupidity from the beginning, just as you
>would if you ventured to Antarctica.

Past tense?

>> Been there, done that.
>???

I'm back. I even have the nod for solo travel there.
Overflew the area of his body.
That what does not kills us makes us stronger?
That's a certain Western way of thinking.


>> What's this got to do with bikes?
>
>To stay strictly on the subject of bikes is the most boring thing in the
>universe. You proved that by answering my humble message. However, I do not
>know why you have cut the other newsgroups. They are all waiting with baited
>breath for my every word. Do you not have any idea at all how Great I am?

Never heard of you.
Do you know Andy Mickel? Now he is a good man in the Twin cities.
The first sentence is somewhat correct.
Is the 2nd really humble or shallow courtesy?
I cut the other groups because they were not needed.

>the Great - Minnesota

Consider perhaps, less than great.

Been to Minnesota.
What are you drinking?

--


           
Date: 29 Apr 2006 20:22:22
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
news:44526b08$1@darkstar...
> In article <Vo2dnSBHMNHD48zZRVn-vA@prairiewave.com>,
> Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
[...]
>>However, as a true blue Irishman, I am not too critical of those who want
>>to
>>drink. Hells Bells, sometimes it is the only thing that makes it possible
>>to
>>go on living.
>
> I've had and have Irish girl friends. Still a culture I have to figure
> out. ....

You cannot understand the Irish without being thoroughly grounded in the
Roman Catholic Faith. The Irish, like the Poles, are ever faithful to the
Roman Church and have been saddled with a clergy that was everything to
them. However, when an Irish Catholic falls away from the Faith, then watch
out as the Devil Himself is loose. But even a fallen-away Irish Catholic
never completely escapes his childhood faith.
[...]

>>You are welcome to the cold and dark Hell that is the high arctic. Be sure
>>to go there in January. May you perish there of your stupidity - along
>>with
>>old Floyd of Barrow, Alaska!
>
> I'd go in summer. Neat place.

I think Floyd, the would-be Eskimo, lives in Barrow year-around. If you are
only there in the summer, then you obviously are not as stupid as he is.
Congratulations!

>>>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary,
>>>>"God,
>>>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't
>>>>you
>>>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>>>sissies.
>>> He wrote awful place at the Pole before he really started dying.
>>
>>Hell, Scott was dying of terminal stupidity from the beginning, just as
>>you
>>would if you ventured to Antarctica.
>
> Past tense?

Nope, I wrote it correctly. I meant to imply that Scott was stupid to want
to go to Antarctica in the first place. Anyone with any common sense could
have told him that Antarctica was an "awful place."

>>> Been there, done that.
>>???
>
> I'm back. I even have the nod for solo travel there.
> Overflew the area of his body.
> That what does not kills us makes us stronger?
> That's a certain Western way of thinking.

Anyone can fly over anything. Don't be such a sissy. Who not trek across
Antarctica on foot?
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




            
Date: 11 May 2006 16:55:06
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild


Edward Dolan <edo...@iw.net > wrote:
> "Eugene Miya" <eug...@cse.ucsc.edu> wrote in message news:44526b08$1@darkstar...
>>>However, as a true blue Irishman, I am not too critical of those who want to
>>>drink. Hells Bells, sometimes it is the only thing that makes it possible
>>>to go on living.
"Pitiful, pitiful" --Jed Clampett
>> I've had and have Irish girl friends. Still a culture I have to figure
>> out. ....
>
>You cannot understand the Irish without being thoroughly grounded in the
>Roman Catholic Faith.

Undoubtably true.
Therefore the non-Catholic portions of the, Asia, Africa, the
Middle-East, the Protestian parts need not attempt an otherwise
impossible task for Crusaders to learn about opposition forces?

>The Irish, like the Poles, are ever faithful to the
>Roman Church and have been saddled with a clergy that was everything to
>them. However, when an Irish Catholic falls away from the Faith, then
>watch out as the Devil Himself is loose. But even a fallen-away Irish Catholic
>never completely escapes his childhood faith.

A Romantic sounding notion, but in the current Crusade, that likely will
never cut it.

>>>You are welcome to the cold and dark Hell that is the high arctic. Be sure
>>>to go there in January. May you perish there of your stupidity - along
>>>old Floyd of Barrow, Alaska!
>> I'd go in summer. Neat place.
>
>I think Floyd, the would-be Eskimo, lives in Barrow year-around. If you
>are only there in the summer, then you obviously are not as stupid as he is.

I have visited Fairbanks friends in winter.
Weather is no biggie to the prepared.

>Congratulations!

Thank you.
But it's just travel.

>>>>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary,
>>>>>"God,
>>>>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why
>>>>>don't you
>>>>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>>>>sissies.
>>>> He wrote awful place at the Pole before he really started dying.
>>>
>>>Hell, Scott was dying of terminal stupidity from the beginning, just
>>>as you would if you ventured to Antarctica.
>>
>> Past tense?
>
>Nope, I wrote it correctly. I meant to imply that Scott was stupid to
>want to go to Antarctica in the first place. Anyone with any common sense
>could have told him that Antarctica was an "awful place."

I will repeat that the past tense was for the word "ventured."

>>>> Been there, done that.
>>>???
>> I'm back. I even have the nod for solo travel there.
>> Overflew the area of his body.
>> That what does not kills us makes us stronger?
>> That's a certain Western way of thinking.
>
>Anyone can fly over anything. Don't be such a sissy. Who not trek across
>Antarctica on foot?

And I didn't?

Better think again. Not just flying.
All kinds of transport.


>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Sad statement.

Great - Minnesota, a great state.

--


             
Date: 11 May 2006 23:26:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net > wrote in message news:4463ceda$1@darkstar...
>
>
> Edward Dolan <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> "Eugene Miya" <eug...@cse.ucsc.edu> wrote in message
>> news:44526b08$1@darkstar...
[...]
>>>>Hell, Scott was dying of terminal stupidity from the beginning, just
>>>>as you would if you ventured to Antarctica.
>>>
>>> Past tense?
>>
>>Nope, I wrote it correctly. I meant to imply that Scott was stupid to
>>want to go to Antarctica in the first place. Anyone with any common sense
>>could have told him that Antarctica was an "awful place."
>
> I will repeat that the past tense was for the word "ventured."

The words "would" and "if" makes what follows conditional. I wrote it
correctly. I am almost never wrong about these sort of things.

>>>>> Been there, done that.
>>>>???
>>> I'm back. I even have the nod for solo travel there.
>>> Overflew the area of his body.
>>> That what does not kills us makes us stronger?
>>> That's a certain Western way of thinking.
>>
>>Anyone can fly over anything. Don't be such a sissy. Why not trek across
>>Antarctica on foot?
>
> And I didn't?
>
> Better think again. Not just flying.
> All kinds of transport.

There is no way this idiot trekked across Antarctica. If he had, he would do
more than just mention it.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




              
Date: 12 May 2006 16:04:30
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
>>>>>as you would if you ventured to Antarctica.
>>>> Past tense?
>>>Nope, I wrote it correctly. I meant to imply that Scott was stupid to
>>>want to go to Antarctica in the first place. Anyone with any common sense
>>>could have told him that Antarctica was an "awful place."
>> I will repeat that the past tense was for the word "ventured."

In article <Pa6dncpB-LgIk_nZnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@prairiewave.com >,
Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>The words "would" and "if" makes what follows conditional. I wrote it
>correctly. I am almost never wrong about these sort of things.

Better consider yourself wrong.
BTW, the good book Uncommon Sense by Cromer was published the year I was
in the Antarctic.

>>>Anyone can fly over anything. Don't be such a sissy. Why not trek across
>>>Antarctica on foot?
>> And I didn't?
>> Better think again. Not just flying.
>> All kinds of transport.
>
>There is no way this idiot trekked across Antarctica. If he had, he would do
>more than just mention it.

You have a very limited, very media biased view of the Antarctic.
Yep, computer people get to the Antarctic.
And I did it on you tax dollar.

People have unicycled around the South Pole.
There are bikes in McMurdo and elsewhere.

--


               
Date: 14 May 2006 00:35:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
news:4465147e$1@darkstar...

Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>>Anyone can fly over anything. Don't be such a sissy. Why not trek across
>>>>Antarctica on foot?
>>> And I didn't?
>>> Better think again. Not just flying.
>>> All kinds of transport.
>>
>>There is no way this idiot trekked across Antarctica. If he had, he would
>>do
>>more than just mention it.
>
> You have a very limited, very media biased view of the Antarctic.

I have read many books about Antarctica. That is why, like Scott, I know it
is an awful place. But I do not have to go there to discover that first
hand, unlike some idiots I know.

By the way, some media reports on faraway places are better than others. I
pretty much trust the National Geographic channel to report truthfully.
[...]

Get back to me if and when you trek across the continent of Anarctica.
Anyone can fly down there and sit in a shack for a few weeks or months.

You think Barrow, Alaska is a neat place? I would like to hear what you
think is so neat about it.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




                
Date: 15 May 2006 10:30:20
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
In article <BN2dnR2c_rQwXPvZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com >,
Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
>I have read many books about Antarctica. That is why, like Scott, I know it
>is an awful place. But I do not have to go there to discover that first
>hand, unlike some idiots I know.

Are you declaring me to be an idiot?

>By the way, some media reports on faraway places are better than others. I
>pretty much trust the National Geographic channel to report truthfully.

Oh, the NG is OK.

>Get back to me if and when you trek across the continent of Anarctica.
>Anyone can fly down there and sit in a shack for a few weeks or months.

Oh, you are saying that I just sat in a shack?

>You think Barrow, Alaska is a neat place? I would like to hear what you
>think is so neat about it.

As the Northern most US town, it has diural cycles unlike the lower 48.
It's surrounded on most sides by water. A large number of birders go
there which may be a good indicator of climate change. The physical
environment has toughened prior generations, what this means for future
generations is unknown and likely going to involve change and loss of
some cultural knowledge. Homes are shacks scattered all over the place
which contrasts to the Cartesian layout of some villages on
the North Slope post pipeline. Floyd is correct in that it
has a more diverse population that just the local indigenous people.
But this does not mean that Floyd has succeeded in gaining full
acceptance into their community. Floyd does have access in information
not covered in the touristy guidebooks. He has travelled to other parts
of his state. This last sentence can't be easily appreciated by
lower-48ers because roads don't play a part in AK as they do in the
lower 48. Yet there is substantial Internet penetration. The locals
are fairly well educated and get around.

--


                 
Date: 15 May 2006 22:54:37
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
news:4468baac$1@darkstar...
> In article <BN2dnR2c_rQwXPvZRVn-hg@prairiewave.com>,
> Edward Dolan <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>I have read many books about Antarctica. That is why, like Scott, I know
>>it
>>is an awful place. But I do not have to go there to discover that first
>>hand, unlike some idiots I know.
>
> Are you declaring me to be an idiot?

Only if you think Antarctica is a "neat place."

I have read that the national flag of Antarctica, if it were a nation, would
be composed of just two colors equally divided half and half. The top half
would be just blue and the bottom half would be just white. That is because
that is pretty much what most of Antarctica looks like. In short, NOT a neat
place. The Amazon, anyone?

>>By the way, some media reports on faraway places are better than others. I
>>pretty much trust the National Geographic channel to report truthfully.
>
> Oh, the NG is OK.
>
>>Get back to me if and when you trek across the continent of Anarctica.
>>Anyone can fly down there and sit in a shack for a few weeks or months.
>
> Oh, you are saying that I just sat in a shack?

That is pretty much all that community of scientists do down there. None of
them could survive a week if it weren't for various technological miracles.
Ah, for the good old days of the 19th century!

>>You think Barrow, Alaska is a neat place? I would like to hear what you
>>think is so neat about it.
>
> As the Northern most US town, it has diural cycles unlike the lower 48.
> It's surrounded on most sides by water. A large number of birders go
> there which may be a good indicator of climate change. The physical
> environment has toughened prior generations, what this means for future
> generations is unknown and likely going to involve change and loss of
> some cultural knowledge. Homes are shacks scattered all over the place
> which contrasts to the Cartesian layout of some villages on
> the North Slope post pipeline. Floyd is correct in that it
> has a more diverse population that just the local indigenous people.
> But this does not mean that Floyd has succeeded in gaining full
> acceptance into their community. Floyd does have access in information
> not covered in the touristy guidebooks. He has travelled to other parts
> of his state. This last sentence can't be easily appreciated by
> lower-48ers because roads don't play a part in AK as they do in the
> lower 48. Yet there is substantial Internet penetration. The locals
> are fairly well educated and get around.

Yes, Barrow is a scientific resource for study and that is about all it is.
It is like Antarctica that way. I'll take soggy old Juneau any day of the
week and twice on Sunday.

I believe that most folks travel around Alaska by airplane. That would not
work for me. I do not like to fly. Do you not know that being in the air is
for the birds, being in the water is for the fish and being on the land is
for us humans.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




               
Date: 12 May 2006 22:23:14
From: Joshua Putnam
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
In article <4465147e$1@darkstar >, eugene@cse.ucsc.edu says...

> People have unicycled around the South Pole.
> There are bikes in McMurdo and elsewhere.

Uh oh, does Mike Vandeman know about that?

--
josh@phred.org is Joshua Putnam
http://www.phred.org/~josh
"My other bike is a car."


      
Date: 19 Apr 2006 14:46:15
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild

"Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non > wrote in message
news:44467566$0$15360$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
[...]
> As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
> call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
> method when trolling for Dolan here.

No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan. On the other hand, I can
easily troll all the suckers and bottom feeders who infest ARBR.

Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never makes
any contributions to it anymore. Well, he will learn some wit and wisdom
simply by reading what Ed Dolan the Great writes to this miserable
newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.

Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when push
came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed Gin), all he
knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that he is. He
does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes talent to be
as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his density to his
Germanic racial traits.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




       
Date: 20 Apr 2006 09:21:58
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild
[newsgroup restored]

See Eugene,

The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
by a prolific, but lesser species there.

This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.
Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.

Note that he's mistaken my species as weasel. %^) The net.weasel
family can take care of themselves and more. We flightless birds
are no competition for Mustelidae, and particularly for the gulo gulo
luscus.

"Slurp" -- net.wolverine (weasel with attitude)

Jon Meinecke
net.subtle-apteryx


"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in message
news:VYGdnVuF8-YQDtvZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>
> "Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non> wrote in message
> news:44467566$0$15360$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
> [...]
>> As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
>> call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
>> method when trolling for Dolan here.
>
> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan. On the other hand, I can
> easily troll all the suckers and bottom feeders who infest ARBR.
>
> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
> makes any contributions to it anymore. Well, he will learn some wit and
> wisdom simply by reading what Ed Dolan the Great writes to this miserable
> newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.
>
> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed Gin),
> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that he
> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
> density to his Germanic racial traits.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>




        
Date: 21 Apr 2006 09:50:16
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
In article <44479776$0$15431$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com >,
Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non > wrote:
>The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
>by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
>by a prolific, but lesser species there.

Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
time.

>This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.

Ah!

>Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
>reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
>in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.

I need to get out more, too. Headed to Yosemite with 2 French post docs
this evening.

>Note that he's mistaken my species as weasel. %^) The net.weasel
>family can take care of themselves and more. We flightless birds
>are no competition for Mustelidae, and particularly for the gulo gulo
>luscus.
>
> "Slurp" -- net.wolverine (weasel with attitude)

Well weasels are merely geentic cousins.

>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>news:VYGdnVuF8-YQDtvZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan.

Just did.
No idea what makes you great.

>> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
>> makes any contributions to it anymore.

So most net.unglates.

>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed Gin),
>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that he
>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
>> density to his Germanic racial traits.

No context. No interest spark.
It's Usenet.

--


         
Date: 24 Apr 2006 07:49:53
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild
"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
> news:44490d48$1@darkstar...
> In article <44479776$0$15431$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com>,
> Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non> wrote:
>>The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
>>by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
>>by a prolific, but lesser species there.
>
> Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
> of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
> time.

Interestingly Floyd had his turn with Mr. Ed about 18 months ago.
In short order, Floyd made mincemeat of him without raising a sweat.
After Floyd ID'ed Ed's "raging bull" as "mooing cow mode...", here's
the best Ed could offer. Classic.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

>>This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.
>
> Ah!

Really not worth the bother.

>>Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
>>reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
>>in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.
>
> I need to get out more, too. Headed to Yosemite with 2 French post docs
> this evening.

I did a short bike campout this weekend, local state park, ACE lake.
Nice stand of Post Oak and Cedar Elm masked nearby other campsites.
Noise was another issue. rec.frontcountry, really.

I packed gear in the underseat panniers and rode the Tour Easy. I
noticed the bike was making a creak/click with pedal rotation under
load and tried to locate. Thought it might be from the crank. The bike
has almost 9000 miles on it.

Coming home Sunday, about three miles from home, as I tried to
accelerate away from at stop light, I discovered the actual source of
the sound: the middle front chainring tacoed. Turns out the was a
crack in the chainring and under heavy preasure it finally gave way.
I finished the ride in the big chainring.

>> "Slurp" -- net.wolverine (weasel with attitude)
>
> Well weasels are merely geentic cousins.

The largest terrestrial member of the family. Sea otters are
bigger but not "badder". %^)

>>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>news:VYGdnVuF8-YQDtvZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan.
>
> Just did.
> No idea what makes you great.

A legend in his own mind.

>>> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
>>> makes any contributions to it anymore.
>
> So most net.unglates.

I remain net.omnivorous. Selective.

I have to go out of my way to see Mr. Ed's unoriginal content in its
original form. A few weeks ago, he apparently claimed "net.fungus"
as his species. Tinea cruris, according to someone who quoted his
post.

>>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
>>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
>>> Gin),
>>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
>>> he
>>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
>>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
>>> density to his Germanic racial traits.
>
> No context. No interest spark.
> It's Usenet.

"Shall we play a game?" - WOPR

Dolan's game has convinced many subject matter experts that ARBR
isn't worth their time. C'est la vie. What he imagines I have or have
not done and what he projects of me by my surname is inconsequential.

Jon Meinecke
net.subtle-apteryx




          
Date: 24 Apr 2006 18:42:39
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non > wrote in message
news:444cc7d9$0$15365$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
> "Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu> wrote in message
>> news:44490d48$1@darkstar...
>> In article <44479776$0$15431$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com>,
>> Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non> wrote:
>>>The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
>>>by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
>>>by a prolific, but lesser species there.
>>
>> Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
>> of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
>> time.
>
> Interestingly Floyd had his turn with Mr. Ed about 18 months ago.
> In short order, Floyd made mincemeat of him without raising a sweat.
> After Floyd ID'ed Ed's "raging bull" as "mooing cow mode...", here's
> the best Ed could offer. Classic.

I don't ever recall having any conversation with anyone name Eugene Miya
before. The only Floyd I recall is some idiot from Barrow, Alaska who argued
that the Eskimo was superior to the Norse because the Eskimo hunted the g.d.
whale and was able to survive in the high arctic by doing so whereas the
Norse chose not to do that and were therefore not able to survive - as no
sensible human should ever want to do in the first place. Floyd was nothing
but a freaking idiot for living in Barrow - a regular paradise on this earth
no doubt! I think Floyd thought he was an Eskimo himself!

> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

Nope, I do not trust a cowardly weasel like Meinecke to ever go to a link of
his. The rest of you do so at your peril.
[...]

> I have to go out of my way to see Mr. Ed's unoriginal content in its
> original form. A few weeks ago, he apparently claimed "net.fungus"
> as his species. Tinea cruris, according to someone who quoted his
> post.

This is what is wrong with a character like Meinecke. He has kill-filed me
so he only sees what others' quote from my messages. This is fundamentally
unfair to me, but what does Meinecke know of fairness. His hypocrisy is
overwhelming. I read his messages as he writes them, but he does not do the
same with me. Yet, he feels free to comment on me and my messages.

Once you have kill-filed someone it is only fair that you no longer comment
on whoever it is that you have kill-filed. However, since I have not
kill-filed him and read all of his messages, I am perfectly free to comment
on him and his messages. Kill-filers are the most incredibly stupid people
in the world.

>>>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
>>>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
>>>> Gin),
>>>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
>>>> he
>>>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
>>>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
>>>> density to his Germanic racial traits.
>>
>> No context. No interest spark.
>> It's Usenet.
>
> "Shall we play a game?" - WOPR
>
> Dolan's game has convinced many subject matter experts that ARBR
> isn't worth their time. C'est la vie. What he imagines I have or have
> not done and what he projects of me by my surname is inconsequential.

I am not imagining anything in connection with Meinecke. He pretended to
have the best interests of ARBR at heart, but he proved to be nothing but a
craven coward. Ed Gin said boo and Meinecke fainted dead away. His surname
is mud as far as I am concerned.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




         
Date: 21 Apr 2006 13:06:57
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: NGM is: ARBR gone wild

"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote in message
news:44490d48$1@darkstar...
[...]
>>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>>news:VYGdnVuF8-YQDtvZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan.
>
> Just did.
> No idea what makes you great.

I respond to almost everyone who addresses any of my messages. But I do so
on my terms only. I always end up talking about what I want to talk about,
not what someone else might want me to talk about. Therefore, I cannot be
trolled. Only dunces allow themselves to be trolled.

My Greatness comes from a persona I have created for Usenet purposes. I am
sick and tired of all the nonentities who infest Usenet. For God's sakes,
they do not even use their real names. I decided from day one that I was not
going to be a cipher like all the rest of them. Therein lies my Greatness!

>>> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
>>> makes any contributions to it anymore.
>
> So most net.unglates.

??? Way too lazy to EVER look up anything! It comes from my professional
training as a librarian.

>>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
>>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
>>> Gin),
>>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
>>> he
>>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
>>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
>>> density to his Germanic racial traits.
>
> No context. No interest spark.
> It's Usenet.

You would have had to experience Ed Gin to know what I am talking about. He
was totally mindless and into nothing but name calling. He stepped on every
thread with his spamming messages. He forged other's real names and
addresses as well as using dozens of different user names himself. All of
his posts were through proxies. He never responded to anything that was
said. He in effect destroyed ARBR because no one on the group (except for a
few of us) had the guts to fight him.

Mr. Meinecke always prided himself on being somewhat responsible for good
Usenet etiquette, yet when push came to shove he absented himself. That is
why I do not like him much. Yes, he is intelligent, but what good is
intelligence without courage?

Poor Mr. Meinecke does not know a troll from a hole in the ground. When a
real troll showed up he was out to lunch. Note how I have responded to your
message. Does it seem like I am trolling you? However, I am prepared to
take you to task for your constipated one-liners if you wish.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





        
Date: 20 Apr 2006 14:30:19
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild

"Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non > wrote in message
news:44479776$0$15431$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...

Mr. Meinecke knows he should not top post, so why does he do it?

> [newsgroup restored]
>
> See Eugene,
>
> The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
> by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
> by a prolific, but lesser species there.

It appears that Mr. Meinecke is reading my humble messages after all, even
though he remains too fear stricken to ever respond directly to anything I
say. This is why I constantly refer to him as a weasel, a creature known for
its slithery, sideways behavior.

> This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.
> Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
> reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
> in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.

The folks in RBM are even dumber than the folks who pollute ARBR. Let us not
worry about what they might think. You need to read Bill Baka to get a clue
about that group.

> Note that he's mistaken my species as weasel. %^) The net.weasel
> family can take care of themselves and more. We flightless birds
> are no competition for Mustelidae, and particularly for the gulo gulo
> luscus.

No one is going to look up any of the above. Way too much work!

Mr. Meinecke has had me down as a troll from day one, not ever realizing
that all he was getting, along with everyone else, was nothing but
quintessential Ed Dolan. I have no interest in trolling. That is for idiots.
Ed Gin was truly the only troll that ARBR ever had from my perspective.
Flabby was a one note Johnny and essentially harmless.

It is really too bad that Mr. Meinecke and I do not get along better as we
have many similar interests when it comes to how a newsgroup should conduct
itself. However, personality clashes often determine everything in this
world of woe and there is no help for it. I simply can't stand his Germanic
stolidity. He seems not to have even a spark of Irish lightness.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:VYGdnVuF8-YQDtvZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com...
>>
>> "Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non> wrote in message
>> news:44467566$0$15360$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
>> [...]
>>> As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
>>> call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
>>> method when trolling for Dolan here.
>>
>> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan. On the other hand, I
>> can easily troll all the suckers and bottom feeders who infest ARBR.
>>
>> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
>> makes any contributions to it anymore. Well, he will learn some wit and
>> wisdom simply by reading what Ed Dolan the Great writes to this miserable
>> newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.
>>
>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
>> Gin), all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel
>> that he is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It
>> takes talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute
>> his density to his Germanic racial traits.







      
Date: 19 Apr 2006 11:31:27
From: Eugene Miya
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild
In article <44467566$0$15360$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com >,
Jon Meinecke <jonmein@none.non > wrote:
>>>ARBR is not the same with/without you.

>"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu> wrote
>> I never knew it existed.
>> Too many groups to monitor.
>
>ARBR fauna are less numerous now, perhaps. We have our Grosses to bear. %^)

Naw, Bob is largely harmless. He hasn't fully figured out the net
(but who has?).


>>>Do you still have the Stratus?
>> Yes. That's the "to work in the rain" bike.
>
>I've grown my stable to three. The TourEasy is my rain-bike
>choice,-- it's the only one with fenders. The windscreen helps,
>too.

I debated the wind screen. I drove today. I have to give a polar
talk this evening.

>>>For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
>>>has no further appeal.
>> Noodles can be good.
>
>As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
>call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
>method when trolling for Dolan here.

Well, I don't mind fishing with explosives. I'm not one of these catch
and release guys normally. Work has me troll for bigger things.

>r.b content:
>I just finished the _Blue Bear_, by Lynn Schooler, ISBN: 0060098554.
>Story of a guide in Alaska and a Japanese photographer over many
>years and outings. Have you read it?

No.
I'm a book reviews editor Jon, I just got 3 book in the mail for "free"
just asking for reviews (do you know anything about diffusion through
porous media? yours just for 2-3 pages, god knows who I am going to find
for a reviewer for a part of Knuth vol. 4 {Don non-intentionally
intimidates every one [he's that thorough]}). People send trade copies
to me all the time to curry favor. The person to ask about bears was my
classmate Hillary or maybe the Craighead brothers. Or Herrero.
See why it take me so long to get through Hillerman? 8^)

--


       
Date: 19 Apr 2006 14:37:13
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild
"Eugene Miya" <eugene@cse.ucsc.edu > wrote
>
> Well, I don't mind fishing with explosives. I'm not one of these catch
> and release guys normally. Work has me troll for bigger things.

Fishing
Noodlers do it bare handed.
Bears do it bear handed.

Trollers here do it ham-handed, mostly. Poor technique,
no finese, noise only.

>>_Blue Bear_, by Lynn Schooler, ISBN: 0060098554.
>
> I'm a book reviews editor Jon, I just got 3 book in the mail for "free"
> just asking for reviews
> [...] The person to ask about bears was my
> classmate Hillary or maybe the Craighead brothers. Or Herrero.
> See why it take me so long to get through Hillerman? 8^)

_Blue Bear_ is a lighter read than most of that, I'm sure.
A nice read on vacation or traveling. Interesting story, tragic
ending,-- or not in some Zen way. Not really a story about
bears. You know the "ending" from the introduction. Some
Alaskan culture and history, mainly a personal tale.

I see it is available as an E-book. I picked up a used copy
for a couple of bucks. Will pass it on.

Jon Meinecke




        
Date: 19 Apr 2006 15:43:18
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: ARBR gone wild

"Jon Meinecke" <jonmein@none.non > wrote in message
news:44468fda$0$15378$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
[...]
> Trollers here do it ham-handed, mostly. Poor technique,
> no finese, noise only.

Finesse is wasted on this newsgroup. It is most especially wasted on Jon
Meinecke, who has ever proven himself to be a weasel. Do weasels even have
any sophistication? All Meinecke is good for is posting his cryptic nonsense
and then running and hiding from those who would answer him. He did that
with Ed Gin, the ONLY troll this newsgroup has ever had, and he does it with
the Great Ed Dolan too.

Of all the vices, cowardice is the most despicable. I will take a JimmyMac
and a Tom Sherman any day to a weasel like Jon Meinecke. Screw it! I will
even take wankers like Flabby to a Jon Meinecke.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




     
Date: 20 Apr 2006 02:33:36
From: Hull 697
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

Remember the anteater in B.C.? When he sucked up the ants the noise wa
something like "Zoot"

Believe the sound the large (non stinging, thank God) bug that went u
my right nostril Saturday at approximately 28 mph made a sound mor
like "Zok". Only downside I can see to bent riding so far, the nostril
are upright and wide open for insect intruders

Maybe we should devise a sort of bug screen that would hang in front o
the helmet and still let the air through

--
Hull 69

Creatively retired



      
Date: 19 May 2006 12:13:15
From: DougC
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
Hull 697 wrote:
> Remember the anteater in B.C.? When he sucked up the ants the noise was
> something like "Zoot"?
>
> Believe the sound the large (non stinging, thank God) bug that went up
> my right nostril Saturday at approximately 28 mph made a sound more
> like "Zok". Only downside I can see to bent riding so far, the nostrils
> are upright and wide open for insect intruders.
>
> Maybe we should devise a sort of bug screen that would hang in front of
> the helmet and still let the air through?
>
>
I am skeptical of the windwraps/zzippers because they don't extend up
high enough to shield your head (like a motorcycle windscreen does!).
People say that BIG bugs bounce off them, but my particular problem is
riding into sunset-time clouds of tiny gnats that probably won't
"bounce" much if at all. And $300-$350 is a lot to pay for something
that might not help at all with the problem you have. ....The other
advantages (faster speed and riding in cold weather) don't interest me
that much, but I might pay $350 to never be covered with gnats again. I
just don't think the commercial fairings can do it though.

Also I have seen (!) that if you have a SWB with above-seat steering,
putting a headlight on the bars attracts bugs to where they collide with
your face. And to work the windscreen would need to be attached close yo
your face, which meant fixing it to the SWB bars, which I didn't think
would work well for steering's sake. I gots a LWB now, maybe I'll get
out the heat gun and waste some lexan again.
~~~~~~~


 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 08:29:01
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
In article <kmt0g.12763$az4.1535@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net >,
"Leo Lichtman" <l.lichtman@worldnet.att.net > writes:
> "I hate them!", ejaculated Tom Swift.

Let's not jump to conclusions.


cheers,
Tom

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca


 
Date: 16 Apr 2006 14:50:37
From: Sorni
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
NYC XYZ wrote:

> I HATE THEM!!!!

Premature exclamation?

Springtime Bill




  
Date: 18 May 2006 12:23:01
From: Dave
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
Hey, how long do they hang around for usually anyway?
"Sorni" <soryousucknyoureallyreallysucki@san.rr.com > wrote in message
news:1Rs0g.2587$WA3.2277@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> NYC XYZ wrote:
>
> > I HATE THEM!!!!
>
> Premature exclamation?
>
> Springtime Bill
>
>
>




   
Date: 19 May 2006 00:11:34
From: Gary S.
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
On Thu, 18 May 2006 12:23:01 GMT, "Dave" <46464@hotmail.com > wrote:

>Hey, how long do they hang around for usually anyway?
>"Sorni" <soryousucknyoureallyreallysucki@san.rr.com> wrote in message
>news:1Rs0g.2587$WA3.2277@tornado.socal.rr.com...
>> NYC XYZ wrote:
>>
>> > I HATE THEM!!!!
>>
>> Premature exclamation?
>>
>> Springtime Bill
>>
Varies with the area. Mosquitos breed in standing water, so in swampy
areas, or areas with standing water, they will be around much longer.
Black flies breed in running water, which is why there are far more of
them in the Spring during and just after the snowmelt runoff.

Bugs will be gone by the time the first serious snowstorm hits.
Happy trails,
Gary (net.yogi.bear)
--
At the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom


    
Date: 18 May 2006 22:34:03
From: pmhilton
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
Gary S. wrote:
.
> Black flies breed in running water


Here in northern Maine, at least, they can breed in wet grass; having a
prolonged showery spell or even seasonable summery mornings with heavy
dew can test one's patience and preparedness.

Pete H



     
Date: 19 May 2006 12:21:48
From: Gary S.
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
On Thu, 18 May 2006 22:34:03 -0400, pmhilton <pmhilton@mfx.net > wrote:

>Gary S. wrote:
>.
>> Black flies breed in running water
>
>Here in northern Maine, at least, they can breed in wet grass; having a
>prolonged showery spell or even seasonable summery mornings with heavy
>dew can test one's patience and preparedness.
>
>Pete H

Nice to know how versatile the little bloodsuckers are.

In general, rain followed by warm weather will create an upsurge in
the bug population. This weekend in NH, for example (guess where I am
going to be :-( ).
Happy trails,
Gary (net.yogi.bear)
--
At the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom


      
Date: 23 May 2006 22:30:07
From: NY Rides
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
I just read something about carrying a sheet of Bounce fabric softener in
your pocket can repel those critters.

"Gary S." <Idontwant@spam.net > wrote in message
news:1udr629vok8jub61mlt1k4pmq7tqb6lnvh@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 18 May 2006 22:34:03 -0400, pmhilton <pmhilton@mfx.net> wrote:
>
>>Gary S. wrote:
>>.
>>> Black flies breed in running water
>>
>>Here in northern Maine, at least, they can breed in wet grass; having a
>>prolonged showery spell or even seasonable summery mornings with heavy
>>dew can test one's patience and preparedness.
>>
>>Pete H
>
> Nice to know how versatile the little bloodsuckers are.
>
> In general, rain followed by warm weather will create an upsurge in
> the bug population. This weekend in NH, for example (guess where I am
> going to be :-( ).
> Happy trails,
> Gary (net.yogi.bear)
> --
> At the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence
>
> Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
> Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom




       
Date: 24 May 2006 08:51:36
From: Mike Nowacki
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
Yeah, it's the "April Fresh" scent in Bounce that does the trick. The bugs
around here don't come out until May, so when it smells like April they go
back to sleep. ;-)

--
Mike Nowacki
m***@nowacki.ca

"NY Rides" <newyorkrides@optonline.net > wrote in message
news:MyPcg.65$MI.25@fe08.lga...
>I just read something about carrying a sheet of Bounce fabric softener in
>your pocket can repel those critters.
>




  
Date: 16 Apr 2006 15:32:47
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs

"Sorni" <soryousucknyoureallyreallysucki@san.rr.com > wrote in message
news:1Rs0g.2587$WA3.2277@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> NYC XYZ wrote:
>
>> I HATE THEM!!!!
>
> Premature exclamation?
>
> Springtime Bill

We here in Minnesota go directly from winter into summer. Our springs are
the pits. I have heard tell that other sections of the country have
magnificent springs, often lasting a month or more. But that is not the case
here.

Yesterday I had the heat on in the house as it was so chilly and today it
has become like summer. There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
the house. How can all of this happen in a single day?

Minnesota is gorgeous in the summer time, but the rest of the year it is
strictly for polar bears. It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Sorni, your user address really sucks. Why is that? Are you just one
humongous sucker?




  
Date: 16 Apr 2006 15:26:08
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: Summer Bugs
"I hate them!", ejaculated Tom Swift.