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Date: 02 Jul 2007 00:31:50
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: The Great Ed Dolan dispenses wisdom freely ...
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The Great Ed Dolan is getting ready to leave these freaking cycling
newsgroups (and this world) once and for all, so what are his last words to
all the idiots, morons and imbeciles who infest these groups like a plague?
"Once I wasn't, Then I was, Now I ain't again."
- Epitaph found on tombstone in Ohio graveyard
Yea, think deeply on these words (only 10 of them) and you will have
absorbed the wisdom not only of Ed Dolan the Great but of the whole world.
Any of you who think you are going to live forever are fools. When you die
it will be precisely as it was before you were ever conceived and born.
Christ, how god damn stupid can you be to ever think otherwise.
So, now you know you are nothing, just another amoeba in the grand scheme of
things. Well, it is my contribution to your education. Now you know why I am
Ed Dolan the Great. By the way, I am also a Great Saint and can give you
equally good instruction on how to behave in this miserable world since you
are destined for nothingness just like the amoeba.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
PS. I have so far taken 8 final farewells from these freaking cycling
newsgroups. I can assure you that my absolutely final farewell will be
humdinger. Stay tuned!
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Date: 02 Jul 2007 05:59:31
From: T. Ling Yu
Subject: Re: The Great Ed Dolan dispenses wisdom freely ...
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in
news:ibudnckfwYZPEBXbnZ2dnUVZ_gadnZ2d@prairiewave.com:
> I have so far taken 8 final farewells
Mention me in your 9th farewell.
TIA
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Date: 02 Jul 2007 04:11:33
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: The Great Ed Dolan dispenses wisdom freely ...
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"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local > wrote in message
news:1FC9960F40CDC33D2127@194.226.127.225...
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
> news:ibudnckfwYZPEBXbnZ2dnUVZ_gadnZ2d@prairiewave.com:
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>> I have so far taken 8 final farewells
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> Mention me in your 9th farewell.
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> TIA
Aye, I will tell you to go fuck yourself as that is all you are good for.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 02 Jul 2007 12:51:24
From: T. Ling Yu
Subject: Re: The Great Ed Dolan dispenses wisdom freely ...
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in
news:YJadnQRTSq3PXBXbnZ2dnUVZ_jCdnZ2d@prairiewave.com:
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> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
> news:1FC9960F40CDC33D2127@194.226.127.225...
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
>> news:ibudnckfwYZPEBXbnZ2dnUVZ_gadnZ2d@prairiewave.com:
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>>> I have so far taken 8 final farewells
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>> Mention me in your 9th farewell.
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> Aye, I will tell you to go fuck yourself as that is all you are good for.
>
Just as long as you acknowledge my nym.
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