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Date: 09 Jan 2006 08:07:09
From: white dome trail 94575
Subject: We keep hearing about cyclists
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We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there
gay partner on there little bike.
offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.
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Date: 14 Jan 2006 19:34:44
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <Uthyf.678$Ou1.252@tornado.socal.rr.com >,
"Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com > writes:
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> Now the reader can judge for himself who is the idiot here
>
> It's a tie.
If that were the case, my repentence would be wasted, and
I might as well carry on like Ed the Grate.
But I'm sure nobody wants that, so I won't. I'm sure he will.
Anyways, I noticed my Raleigh Twenty has all these stylized
bird's heads emblazoned all over it. Decals, head badge, and
fretworked into the shiny, like-new chainwheel, c/w little
eyes embossed in the bird's heads.
At first glance I thought it looked like a crested ibis and
I thought: "Hey, that's really cool!" But after some research
I learned it's just a plain-jane heron. But I guess that's
apropos for a Raleigh -- hard to get started, and rather
plodding ... not ugly, and not particularly pretty. But kind
of interesting.
And I think it's classier than Cadillac's ducks.
I dunno if they still make bike components with such
wonderful artwork in them. I hope so. But in these
automated, CNC days I rather doubt it. The only other
thing I have that comes close is some Maxy crankset
stuff with the letter 'M' fretworked in it.
Also, the rubber treads of the shiny chromed-cage pedals
have the visage of Sir Walter Raleigh, in raised relief.
cheers,
Tom
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Date: 15 Jan 2006 16:21:52
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tkeats2005@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:ksfcqd.o4o1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <Uthyf.678$Ou1.252@tornado.socal.rr.com>,
> "Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com> writes:
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>>> Now the reader can judge for himself who is the idiot here
>>
>> It's a tie.
>
> If that were the case, my repentence would be wasted, and
> I might as well carry on like Ed the Grate.
>
> But I'm sure nobody wants that, so I won't. I'm sure he will.
[...]
What repentance? It gives me no satisfaction that you admit to being an
idiot and that I admit to being Great. Those parameters were firmly fixed in
my mind from the moment I decided you were an idiot some posts ago when you
made those sexual allusions. But I have come to expect that of all
Canadians. The ones from BC are the worst in this respect. I attribute it to
all that rainy weather there in dreary Old Vancouver and soggy Old Victoria,
two of the worst sink holes on the North American continent.
Excuse me for a moment while I get down on my knees and thank God that I am
NOT a Canadian!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 16 Jan 2006 18:56:21
From: Mike Latondresse
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote in
news:LZudnb-HfvSLVlfeRVn-rA@prairiewave.com:
>
> Excuse me for a moment while I get down on my knees and thank God
> that I am NOT a Canadian!
>
Ed baby, I am down on my knees beside you thanking god for the same
thing and I can understand why Minnesota would be in a state of
"Perpetual Sorrow" with you in residence.
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Date: 16 Jan 2006 15:07:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Mike Latondresse" <mikelat@no_spam_shaw.ca > wrote in message
news:Xns974D6F528982Amikelatshawca@64.59.144.76...
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
> news:LZudnb-HfvSLVlfeRVn-rA@prairiewave.com:
>
>>
>> Excuse me for a moment while I get down on my knees and thank God
>> that I am NOT a Canadian!
>>
> Ed baby, I am down on my knees beside you thanking god for the same
> thing and I can understand why Minnesota would be in a state of
> "Perpetual Sorrow" with you in residence.
Our lives are more sorrow than joy. Others may choose to explore the joy and
relegate the sorrow. I choose to dwell on the sorrow as I feel it most
accurately represents our true situation here on Mother Earth.
Here is a little something for you to wrap your mind around. It is full of
profundity and will add some depth to your shallowness. It is by T.S. Eliot
and I read it often to remind me of just how miserable our lives are. See
lines 70 to 75 for the ultimate in despair.
Wayne Leggett, the Poet of ARBR, should refresh himself by reading it too.
It might inspire him to do what poets do best - to remind us of our
mortality.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
1. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero,
Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.
LET us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats 5
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question … 10
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window-panes,
15
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap, 20
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.
And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street,
Rubbing its back upon the window-panes; 25
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate; 30
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.
In the room the women come and go 35
Talking of Michelangelo.
And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair— 40
[They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”]
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin—
[They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”]
Do I dare 45
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
For I have known them all already, known them all:—
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, 50
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?
And I have known the eyes already, known them all—
55
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
60
And how should I presume?
And I have known the arms already, known them all—
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
It is perfume from a dress 65
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?
. . . . .
Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
70
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?…
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
. . . . .
And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!
75
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep … tired … or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
80
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought
in upon a platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and
snicker, 85
And in short, I was afraid.
And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the malade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while, 90
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—
95
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all.”
And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while, 100
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled
streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that
trail along the floor—
And this, and so much more?—
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on
a screen: 105
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
“That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all.”
. . . . . 110
No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use, 115
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.
I grow old … I grow old … 120
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the
beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me. 125
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
130
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
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Date: 14 Jan 2006 03:24:21
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <wIqdnQOZ7eX2y1reRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com >,
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > writes:
> adsfkdsfkdsahfkjhdsafs
> dsfhdshfkjdsahfkdsahfk
> dsajfhdsahfdsafkdsahfd
> dsafhhdsfkdsahfkdshdsf
The sound of Ed Dolan twiddling his index finger up-&-down
across his lips. Yet again.
Look -- as you've already acknowledged, r.b.m doesn't
tolerate nonsense much, so I'm gonna have to shut this
b.s. down, and get back to practical cycling stuff like
talking about riding and keeping dry in inclement weather,
or retrofitting a Rolhoff 500/14 into a Raleigh Twenty,
or griping about busted rear axles.
I suggest you sten up, too.
--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca
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Date: 14 Jan 2006 18:21:48
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tkeats2005@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:51naqd.cil1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <wIqdnQOZ7eX2y1reRVn-jQ@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> writes:
>
>> adsfkdsfkdsahfkjhdsafs
>> dsfhdshfkjdsahfkdsahfk
>> dsajfhdsahfdsafkdsahfd
>> dsafhhdsfkdsahfkdshdsf
>
> The sound of Ed Dolan twiddling his index finger up-&-down
> across his lips. Yet again.
>
> Look -- as you've already acknowledged, r.b.m doesn't
> tolerate nonsense much, so I'm gonna have to shut this
> b.s. down, and get back to practical cycling stuff like
> talking about riding and keeping dry in inclement weather,
> or retrofitting a Rolhoff 500/14 into a Raleigh Twenty,
> or griping about busted rear axles.
>
> I suggest you sten up, too.
Here is the complete post being referenced:
[ >> More importantly, he is a Canadian idiot which is a special breed of
>> idiot.
>> They are into allusions to sex far beyond the normal range.
>
> You sure are cute when you get defensive.
>
> I ... I love you!!
>
> I want you to have my baby.
adsfkdsfkdsahfkjhdsafs
dsfhdshfkjdsahfkdsahfk
dsajfhdsahfdsafkdsahfd
dsafhhdsfkdsahfkdshdsf
Hope you enjoyed my love poem to you!]
Now the reader can judge for himself who is the idiot here and who has some
sts.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 15 Jan 2006 01:23:00
From: Sorni
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> Now the reader can judge for himself who is the idiot here
It's a tie.
HTH, BS
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 23:30:54
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <XZydnfiSB__HRFjeRVn-hQ@prairiewave.com >,
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > writes:
> More importantly, he is a Canadian idiot which is a special breed of idiot.
> They are into allusions to sex far beyond the normal range.
You sure are cute when you get defensive.
I ... I love you!!
I want you to have my baby.
xoxo,
Tom
--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca
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Date: 13 Jan 2006 01:27:21
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tkeats2005@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:ej05qd.vuc1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <XZydnfiSB__HRFjeRVn-hQ@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> writes:
>
>> More importantly, he is a Canadian idiot which is a special breed of
>> idiot.
>> They are into allusions to sex far beyond the normal range.
>
> You sure are cute when you get defensive.
>
> I ... I love you!!
>
> I want you to have my baby.
adsfkdsfkdsahfkjhdsafs
dsfhdshfkjdsahfkdsahfk
dsajfhdsahfdsafkdsahfd
dsafhhdsfkdsahfkdshdsf
Hope you enjoyed my love poem to you!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 20:07:16
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <rpkxf.448$9t6.233@tornado.socal.rr.com >,
"Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com > writes:
>> What the fuck is a Sorni? Short for Sorenson?
>
> And here I was thinking you had a sense of humor. My bad.
All half-fast Eddie does is to search newsgroups for helmet
threads in which to dip his miniscule & flaccid oar, and
then to take exception with those who'd dare publicly identify
and expose his personal weaknesses & limitations.
His discourses are also immutavely and perpetually linked with
Conservative thought :-)
cheers,
Tom
--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca
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Date: 12 Jan 2006 19:25:51
From: Mike Latondresse
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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tkeats2005@hotmail.com (Tom Keats) wrote in
news:klk4qd.3dc1.ln@vcn.bc.ca:
>
> All half-fast Eddie does is to search newsgroups for helmet
> threads in which to dip his miniscule & flaccid oar....
Perhaps that is why he is so against sex.
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Date: 13 Jan 2006 01:25:11
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Mike Latondresse" <mikelat@no_spam_shaw.ca > wrote in message
news:Xns9749744D12E7Fmikelatshawca@64.59.144.76...
> tkeats2005@hotmail.com (Tom Keats) wrote in
> news:klk4qd.3dc1.ln@vcn.bc.ca:
>
>>
>> All half-fast Eddie does is to search newsgroups for helmet
>> threads in which to dip his miniscule & flaccid oar....
>
> Perhaps that is why he is so against sex.
Sigh, another dummy Canadian!
If I had been God I would have devised a different means of reproduction.
However, given what is, I would have made it so that reproduction was only
possible at very rare intervals. There is no point in having the kind of
reproduction which we presently have. Mother earth is groaning under the
weight of all this human reproduction.
Anyone who is not disgusted by all the human reproduction that is going on
is nutty as a fruit cake. Even the chimpanzees have more sense that do we
humans.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 22:52:11
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tkeats2005@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:klk4qd.3dc1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <rpkxf.448$9t6.233@tornado.socal.rr.com>,
> "Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com> writes:
>
>>> What the fuck is a Sorni? Short for Sorenson?
>>
>> And here I was thinking you had a sense of humor. My bad.
>
> All half-fast Eddie does is to search newsgroups for helmet
> threads in which to dip his miniscule & flaccid oar, and
> then to take exception with those who'd dare publicly identify
> and expose his personal weaknesses & limitations.
No, I hate helmet discussions because I made up my mind about all of that
some 35 years ago. But I love to prick egos like yours just for the hell of
it. I have never yet encountered anyone on a newsgroup who could "expose"
any weakness of mine. That is because I have none. Damn, I am just so
perfect! I do not refer to myself as Ed Dolan the Great and Saint Edward the
Great for nothing you know.
> His discourses are also immutavely [not a word] and perpetually linked
> with
> Conservative thought :-)
Is there such a thing as a Canadian conservative on a cycling newsgroup? Of
course not and so it is my delight to take all these confounded Canadian
liberals to the woodshed for a good thrashing. That is the only way of
getting though to them, through their nether parts. God knows they do not
have any brains in their heads except for what little remains after the
brainwashing they get from their liberal media, notoriously the CBC.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 19:33:17
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <6bmdnSXsGbYHW1jeRVn-hA@prairiewave.com >,
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > writes:
>
> "Tom Keats" <tomkeats@bud.garden.local> wrote in message
> news:vcj3qd.2ja1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
>> In article <1136822829.441181.27760@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>> "white dome trail 94575" <whitedometrail94575@hotmail.com> writes:
>>
>>> ... because most cyclists are GAY.
>>
>> Y'mean like all those football players who were
>> coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
>> those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?
>
> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an abomination
> and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become moral and indeed
> holy like Saint Edward the Great.
Hey, Ed the Grate: I urge you to [continue to] shake hands with your nature.
....
> PS. Are we suppose to know what the above gibberish stands for?
per: Trailer Park Boys:
"Many are called, Ricky ..." -- Jim Lahey
"... and many can fuck off." -- Ricky
--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 22:21:30
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tkeats2005@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:tli4qd.p8c1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <6bmdnSXsGbYHW1jeRVn-hA@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> writes:
>>
>> "Tom Keats" <tomkeats@bud.garden.local> wrote in message
>> news:vcj3qd.2ja1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
>>> In article <1136822829.441181.27760@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>>> "white dome trail 94575" <whitedometrail94575@hotmail.com> writes:
>>>
>>>> ... because most cyclists are GAY.
>>>
>>> Y'mean like all those football players who were
>>> coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
>>> those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?
>>
>> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
>> abomination
>> and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become moral and indeed
>> holy like Saint Edward the Great.
>
> Hey, Ed the Grate: I urge you to [continue to] shake hands with your
> nature.
[...]
>
> per: Trailer Park Boys:
> "Many are called, Ricky ..." -- Jim Lahey
> "... and many can fuck off." -- Ricky
I may have mentioned in a previous message somewhere on Usenet that I was
undecided whether Tom Keats was an idiot or not. I have now decided. He is
an idiot, and that is how I will treat him from here on out.
More importantly, he is a Canadian idiot which is a special breed of idiot.
They are into allusions to sex far beyond the normal range.Tom Keats
apparently knows all about masturbation since he references it at the drop
of a hand. Maybe Tom Keats could inform the rest of the group of some of the
virtues of said activity. After all, it would be a mistake to assume that we
are all as sophisticated in these matters as he is.
But sinners never like to be told they are sinners.That is the bottom line
with all such types as Tom Keats. I urge Tom Keats to stop masturbating or
he is likely to go blind and will get warts on his hands.
Try to cultivate the virtue of chastity if you are capable of it. Otherwise
others may regard you as nothing but a fucking idiot. It is one thing to be
an idiot, but it is quite another thing to be a fucking idiot.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 10:39:27
From: Tom Keats
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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In article <1136822829.441181.27760@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
"white dome trail 94575" <whitedometrail94575@hotmail.com > writes:
> ... because most cyclists are GAY.
Y'mean like all those football players who were
coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?
(NTTAWWT.)
--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 21:01:30
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Tom Keats" <tomkeats@bud.garden.local > wrote in message
news:vcj3qd.2ja1.ln@vcn.bc.ca...
> In article <1136822829.441181.27760@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "white dome trail 94575" <whitedometrail94575@hotmail.com> writes:
>
>> ... because most cyclists are GAY.
>
> Y'mean like all those football players who were
> coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
> those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?
To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an abomination
and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become moral and indeed
holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a vow of chastity
(assuming you are done with procreation), you will then be eligible for his
Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
> (NTTAWWT.)
PS. Are we suppose to know what the above gibberish stands for?
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Date: 12 Jan 2006 03:08:17
From: Sorni
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
> moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a
> vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
> then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.
I hear the hookers are really good there!
8-O
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 21:27:28
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com > wrote in message
news:BKjxf.443$9t6.269@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
>> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
>> moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a
>> vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
>> then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.
>
> I hear the hookers are really good there!
Hookers are no doubt something that Sorni knows all about. Maybe he could
instruct the rest of us on their virtues.
It is just a question of how many venereal diseases you would like to have.
I am very much in favor of AIDS for homos and IV drug users as it reduces
the population of this kind of human trash. I especially like venereal
diseases for which there is no cure and which kill you, the faster the
better. Maybe Sorni could contract one of these deadly diseases from his
many visits to the hookers that he prizes so much, thereby no longer posting
messages to naive cyclists telling them that " ... hookers are really good."
What the fuck is a Sorni? Short for Sorenson?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Jan 2006 03:53:59
From: Sorni
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:BKjxf.443$9t6.269@tornado.socal.rr.com...
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>>> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
>>> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
>>> moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take
>>> a vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
>>> then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.
>>
>> I hear the hookers are really good there!
>
> Hookers are no doubt something that Sorni knows all about. Maybe he
> could instruct the rest of us on their virtues.
>
> It is just a question of how many venereal diseases you would like to
> have. I am very much in favor of AIDS for homos and IV drug users as
> it reduces the population of this kind of human trash. I especially
> like venereal diseases for which there is no cure and which kill you,
> the faster the better. Maybe Sorni could contract one of these deadly
> diseases from his many visits to the hookers that he prizes so much,
> thereby no longer posting messages to naive cyclists telling them
> that " ... hookers are really good."
> What the fuck is a Sorni? Short for Sorenson?
And here I was thinking you had a sense of humor. My bad.
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Date: 11 Jan 2006 22:02:22
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com > wrote in message
news:rpkxf.448$9t6.233@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Sorni" <sornidelicates@san.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:BKjxf.443$9t6.269@tornado.socal.rr.com...
>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>
>>>> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
>>>> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
>>>> moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take
>>>> a vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
>>>> then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.
>>>
>>> I hear the hookers are really good there!
>>
>> Hookers are no doubt something that Sorni knows all about. Maybe he
>> could instruct the rest of us on their virtues.
>>
>> It is just a question of how many venereal diseases you would like to
>> have. I am very much in favor of AIDS for homos and IV drug users as
>> it reduces the population of this kind of human trash. I especially
>> like venereal diseases for which there is no cure and which kill you,
>> the faster the better. Maybe Sorni could contract one of these deadly
>> diseases from his many visits to the hookers that he prizes so much,
>> thereby no longer posting messages to naive cyclists telling them
>> that " ... hookers are really good."
>> What the fuck is a Sorni? Short for Sorenson?
>
> And here I was thinking you had a sense of humor. My bad.
Your sense of humor is juvenile and unsophisticated. My sense of humor is
mature and sophisticated. That is the difference and it is a difference
which you will never be able to overcome. Only Mr. Sherman truly appreciates
me, but that is because he is intelligent and you are a dummy.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 10 Jan 2006 20:46:49
From: mike.a.schwab@gmail.com
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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Aren't you concerned about pedestrians wasting perfectly good steering
wheel air bags?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2889527841583480458&q=pwnz
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Date: 10 Jan 2006 20:38:37
From: Bob
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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white dome trail 94575 wrote:
> We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
> by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
> is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
> are cycling drunk and having sex with there
> gay partner on there little bike.
>
> offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
> gets off with a small slap on the hand
> because most cyclists are GAY.
Most trolls are pedophiles. The rest are necrophiliacs. Anonymous
trolls that confuse "there" with "their" are *both*.
Regards,
Bob Hunt
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Date: 10 Jan 2006 14:16:58
From: Bob Burns
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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Dumb troll.
--
Bob Burns
Mill Hall PA
(email is spamtrap)
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Date: 10 Jan 2006 05:06:25
From:
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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di wrote:
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> Please take an English course, learn the difference between "their" &
> "there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being so stupid.
actually, stupidity and illiteracy are not synonyms. Right now, he
sounds stupid and illiterate. If he improved his writing skills, he
would stop sounding illiterate. However, his comments would remain
equally idiotic.
Andres
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Date: 10 Jan 2006 04:25:55
From: LioNiNoiL_a t_Y a h 0 0_d 0 t_c 0 m
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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white_dumb_trail_94575 wrote:
> what we don't hear about is drunk cyclists
> that kill drivers when that are cycling drunk...
... maybe because it doesn't happen, ya think?!
--
"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much
to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes,
it has not died out." -- The Daily Telegraph (1877)
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Date: 09 Jan 2006 19:56:51
From: Fritz M
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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white dome trail 94575 wrote:
> is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
> are cycling drunk and having sex with there
Hey, it's Red Cloud's evil twin! or something.
RFM
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Date: 09 Jan 2006 22:29:55
From: Alex Colvin
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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>offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
>gets off with a small slap on the hand
>because most cyclists are GAY.
and if we're *really* lucky, we get *spanked*.
--
mac the naïf
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Date: 09 Jan 2006 12:25:46
From: NYC XYZ
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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white dome trail 94575 wrote:
> We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
> by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
> is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
> are cycling drunk and having sex with there
> gay partner on there little bike.
You know something I learned about cyclists?
Cool bunch. I worked half a summer as an NYC bike messenger, and this
guy going in the wrong direction crashed into me once. The first thing
we each wanted to know was whether the other person was all right.
I really don't think they should let over half the people who drive,
drive. The most timid white woman becomes hell-on-wheels behind the
wheel.
> offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
> gets off with a small slap on the hand
> because most cyclists are GAY.
Maybe, I dunno. I never understood the appeal of spandex on a man,
frankly. This explains it all.
Boy, it's getting harder and harder to be a straight man who's
physically active and knows how to dress.
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Date: 09 Jan 2006 14:25:12
From: di
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"white dome trail 94575" <whitedometrail94575@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1136822829.441181.27760@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
> by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
> is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
> are cycling drunk and having sex with there
> gay partner on there little bike.
>
> offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
> gets off with a small slap on the hand
> because most cyclists are GAY.
Please take an English course, learn the difference between "their" &
"there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being so stupid.
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Date: 09 Jan 2006 20:51:43
From: Leo Lichtman
Subject: Re: We keep hearing about cyclists
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"di" wrote: Please take an English course, learn the difference between
"their" & "there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being
so stupid.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
His stupidity runs deeper than that. Actually, if he cleaned up his
English, he would then be a troll with good English.
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