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Date: 07 Aug 2005 16:43:47
From: ROTB
Subject: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
what's his real-life personality like?
For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
I picture when I read his inanities:
A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
Rose gut"). In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
bottle. After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.
How 'bout you? What do you picture as you read Ed's screeds?
--ROTB
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Date: 13 Sep 2005 18:14:54
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> ...I have
> told him repeatedly to stay off of excrement and sex, but his brain is
> permanently in the gutter and mired in those two sediments, shit and cum....
I checked several geology and geomorphology references, and in their
discussions of sedimentation and sedimentary deposits, the substances
"shit" and "cum" did not receive a single mention. Please cite the
appropriate references that discuss these unusual processes.
Recumbent content: I saw several examples of quarried Sugar Creek
Dolomite that was originally formed by sedimentation while riding my
Red Earth Cycles Sunset Lowracer [TM] SS0003 along the Fox River
Valley.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
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Date: 12 Sep 2005 23:15:27
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Hey again guys -
Thus bleats the TROLL, consumed with fire:
>Wayne... now earned my eternal ire.
Gosh! Was it something that I said?
Or something he just thought he read?
This TROLL has trouble, I submit,
With reading comprehension. Lit
With only rage he might be fine,
But mixing that and too much wine...
>I am not dredging this [disgusting off-topic
>topic] up. It is X-rated Jim.
It's been about three days or so
Since JimX mentioned 'this'. You know
There seems to be a pattern here;
Perhaps the TROll can make it clear:
>... those who bring up this subject are heavily
>into it themselves.
The TROLL can't deal with what is written,
And so he harps on poop or Britain,
Whatever he's linked in his mind
To each of us; if he's assigned
The thought of self-abuse to Jim,
That's all he sees when he reads him.
The TROLL, a highbrow wannabe,
Is not impressing you or me
By reading at the third grade level;
He's blinded by his own foul devil.
If I have earned his lifelong ire,
What's left to which I might aspire?
But hey, I'll cut the TROLL some slack;
With this comment, he's right on track:
>I steer clear of banter on Usenet except
>on the rarest of occasions.
It's true; the TROLL has not misstated
His abstinence from 'animated,
Good-natured, witty, playful joking'.
No laughs nor grins is he provoking
Except for clearly unintended
Faux pas and typos unemended.
For example:
>In the future, should I return [Return?
>From where?], I will be consistently nasty and
>will go for the jugular each and every time.
His error there is very plain;
He won't be ripping out a vein.
It isn't blood he likes to chug;
He meant to type 'go for the jug'.
Or maybe this?:
>I will always defer to Tom Sherman when it
>come [sic] to peccadilloes.
'In comes two-pecker dildos'? NO!
That simply isn't, can't be, so.
I've razzed the TROLL, I must confess;
He merely missed a letter (s).
Pecados pocos, little sins -
The TROLL knows all the outs and ins
Of sins up through the seven mortal;
Of those I sorta have to chortle.
Pride, envy, anger, greed and sloth?
This self-professed TROLL of the cloth
Commits these sins of sickened soul
Each day as though that is his goal.
The TROLL denies the other two,
The carnal thoughts, more fun to do.
Indulging lust and gluttony?
We may be tempted, but not he.
But then he lies, and so who knows?
He might dress up in fishnet hose
And gorge till he's apt to explode
On Twinkies, Coke and Rocky Road.
But wait; there may be hope that the TROLL
has found gainful employment and won't be
spending quite so much time on ARBR:
>I am in the business of thinking big thoughts.
In business? WOW! I am impressed.
But there's one thing I must suggest,
If anybody here's a client
Of this old self-styled mental giant:
You shouldn't pay more than a dollar
To this lame, overrated scholar,
And check his breath before you pay.
Wine leaves big thoughts in disarray.
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 13 Sep 2005 02:09:36
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1126592127.531118.82720@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Hey again guys -
>
> Thus bleats the TROLL, consumed with fire:
>
>>Wayne... now earned my eternal ire.
>
> Gosh! Was it something that I said?
> Or something he just thought he read?
> This TROLL has trouble, I submit,
> With reading comprehension. Lit
> With only rage he might be fine,
> But mixing that and too much wine...
You are a nothing but a shit and cum scoundrel. I have got your number now
and I am never going to let go. Enjoy!
>>I am not dredging this [disgusting off-topic
>>topic] up. It is X-rated Jim.
>
> It's been about three days or so
> Since JimX mentioned 'this'. You know
> There seems to be a pattern here;
> Perhaps the TROll can make it clear:
Three days is nothing for a newsgroup but it presented you with an
opportunity to wax disgusting on the subject of shit and cum. We are looking
forward to further expositions on these subjects. We here on ARBR need to
know what is on your pea size brain.
>>... those who bring up this subject are heavily
>>into it themselves.
>
> The TROLL can't deal with what is written,
> And so he harps on poop or Britain,
> Whatever he's linked in his mind
> To each of us; if he's assigned
> The thought of self-abuse to Jim,
> That's all he sees when he reads him.
Those who bring up this subject are heavily into it themselves. You stand
condemned out of your own foul and filthy mouth. Go over and join X-rated
Jim. The two of you are kindred spirits, heavily into shit and cum. Slugger
might want to join you too. You could then call yourselves the three
stooges.
> The TROLL, a highbrow wannabe,
> Is not impressing you or me
> By reading at the third grade level;
> He's blinded by his own foul devil.
> If I have earned his lifelong ire,
> What's left to which I might aspire?
You can aspire to be called what you really are - a low brow piece of
freaking shit and cum. Your words will no longer save you. I have got the
measure of you and now you will reap the whirlwind. Enjoy!
[...]
> The TROLL denies the other two,
> The carnal thoughts, more fun to do.
> Indulging lust and gluttony?
> We may be tempted, but not he.
That's right you freaking scum bag. Take your carnal thoughts and stuff them
up your ass. Or better yet, display them here on ARBR for all of us to see.
We need some laughs and seeing what is in your libidinous pea size brain
might be amusing.
[...]
>>I am in the business of thinking big thoughts.
>
> In business? WOW! I am impressed.
> But there's one thing I must suggest,
> If anybody here's a client
> Of this old self-styled mental giant:
> You shouldn't pay more than a dollar
> To this lame, overrated scholar,
> And check his breath before you pay.
> Wine leaves big thoughts in disarray.
Wayne LameBrain is into thinking nothing but thoughts of shit and cum. I
wonder if he even knows which is which. I suspect not as both are located in
the groin - and that is where his pea size brain is also located.
> Regards,
> Wayne
Christ, I already told you to take your regards and stuff them up your ass.
How many times do I have to tell you?
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Sep 2005 08:31:19
From: LoGo USA
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Hey gang -
The TROLL dredges up yet another dead, off-topic topic:
>... my [the TROLL's] supposed masturbation...
"Supposed" or fact beyond all question,
I'd like to make a strong suggestion:
We're mostly guys whose red-hot mamas
Prevent strange spots in their pajamas,
Or who make other compromises
Each time an urgent need arises.
This subthread begs for quick conclusion;
The group should make this resolution
(I hope it's seconded and carried):
We're glad the TROLL has never ried.
We're THRILLED he hasn't procreated.
But if and how he's masturbated?
We'd really rather not envision
Which hand he uses, what position
[Recumbent, I would hope he'd tell us;
One shouldn't rile the overzealous!]
Does he use dolls or toys or fixtures?
Don't ask, don't tell and PLEASE no pictures!
His fantasies involve his mommy,
Some French Canuck or librul commie?
That's quite alright, no need for sharing.
If TROLLS have souls, no need for baring.
He surfs teen sex sites during sessions?
His priest might love those dark confessions,
But readers on this Usenet group
Shan't pry or spy or try to snoop.
If he pretends that he is sleeping
While his limp laddy's lewdly seeping,
We shan't deride or swear he's faking,
But please no details once he's waking.
Does he use Vaseline or lotion?
What cadence is his stroking motion?
No thanks, we'll pass; that's much too sordid.
Such secrets should be closely hoarded;
Thanks, ev'ryone for your attention,
And special thanks for one's abstention.
With TROLLS a single generation
Is quite sufficient consternation.
Regards,
Wayne
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Date: 12 Sep 2005 23:42:25
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"LoGo USA" <wayne@logo-us.com > wrote in message
news:1126539079.002673.250120@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Hey gang -
>
> The TROLL dredges up yet another dead, off-topic topic:
I am not dredging this up. It is X-rated Jim. You are off topic 99% of the
time yourself.
>>... my [the TROLL's] supposed masturbation...
I have already stated repeatedly that those who bring up this subject are
heavily into it themselves. And so are you I surmise.
> "Supposed" or fact beyond all question,
> I'd like to make a strong suggestion:
>
> We're mostly guys whose red-hot mamas
> Prevent strange spots in their pajamas,
> Or who make other compromises
> Each time an urgent need arises.
> This subthread begs for quick conclusion;
> The group should make this resolution
> (I hope it's seconded and carried):
> We're glad the TROLL has never ried.
Be ried and be damned, for Christ's sake! Who gives a f***. What does
riage signify anyway? Why don't you tell us what it is like to be
ried if you know so g.d. much! We could all use a good laugh about now.
> We're THRILLED he hasn't procreated.
> But if and how he's masturbated?
> We'd really rather not envision
> Which hand he uses, what position
> [Recumbent, I would hope he'd tell us;
> One shouldn't rile the overzealous!]
> Does he use dolls or toys or fixtures?
> Don't ask, don't tell and PLEASE no pictures!
Wayne Logo has now earned my eternal ire. I will cut him no more slack and
will treat him like the freaking bastard that he is from here on out. I have
told him repeatedly to stay off of excrement and sex, but his brain is
permanently in the gutter and mired in those two sediments, shit and cum.
Screw that jackass all the way to hell and back. He is not worthy to even be
on ARBR, which is saying a lot since there are so many scum buckets here.
Wayne Logo has told us everything we will ever need to know about him. He
hides behind a user name like all true scoundrels. What good does it do to
have some minimal mastery of words when your brain is in your gonads. He is
ever a man of the groin. He knows only shit and cum.
[...]
> Regards,
> Wayne
Take your regards and stuff it up your ass, you freaking scum bucket!
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 10 Sep 2005 18:48:34
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Bob the Cow" <uce@ftc.gov> wrote in message
> news:fMSdnT4WjZTicITeRVn-iQ@centurytel.net...
> > http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>
> You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust Bob
> the Cow?
It is an article (text and photographs) of one of Wisconsin's more
infamous residents. No apparent viruses there.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
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Date: 11 Sep 2005 02:10:31
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1126403314.826759.170980@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Bob the Cow" <uce@ftc.gov> wrote in message
>> news:fMSdnT4WjZTicITeRVn-iQ@centurytel.net...
>> > http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>>
>> You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust
>> Bob
>> the Cow?
>
> It is an article (text and photographs) of one of Wisconsin's more
> infamous residents. No apparent viruses there.
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
It is never worth the risk of going to a link unless it is explained in
sufficient detail in the original message. Even then, it is hardly ever
worthwhile to bother with links. It is much better to say in your own words
what it is that you want to convey. I do that all the time and everyone
understands me perfectly, even idiots like Slugger and X-rated Jim.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 12 Sep 2005 01:31:32
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:10:31 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:
>
>"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1126403314.826759.170980@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> "Bob the Cow" <uce@ftc.gov> wrote in message
>>> news:fMSdnT4WjZTicITeRVn-iQ@centurytel.net...
>>> > http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>>>
>>> You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust
>>> Bob
>>> the Cow?
>>
>> It is an article (text and photographs) of one of Wisconsin's more
>> infamous residents. No apparent viruses there.
>> --
>> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>
>It is never worth the risk of going to a link unless it is explained in
>sufficient detail in the original message. Even then, it is hardly ever
>worthwhile to bother with links. It is much better to say in your own words
>what it is that you want to convey. I do that all the time and everyone
>understands me perfectly, even idiots like Slugger and X-rated Jim.
We undersatnd your insecuroity and feel you pain and panic, eddieboy.
Really, we do, really, realllbwabahahahahahaha
jim
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Date: 12 Sep 2005 06:34:59
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:f5fai1h5ar5qglghb2fr7eoqt3p7g8c611@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:10:31 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:1126403314.826759.170980@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>> "Bob the Cow" <uce@ftc.gov> wrote in message
>>>> news:fMSdnT4WjZTicITeRVn-iQ@centurytel.net...
>>>> > http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>>>>
>>>> You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust
>>>> Bob
>>>> the Cow?
>>>
>>> It is an article (text and photographs) of one of Wisconsin's more
>>> infamous residents. No apparent viruses there.
>>> --
>>> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
>>
>>It is never worth the risk of going to a link unless it is explained in
>>sufficient detail in the original message. Even then, it is hardly ever
>>worthwhile to bother with links. It is much better to say in your own
>>words
>>what it is that you want to convey. I do that all the time and everyone
>>understands me perfectly, even idiots like Slugger and X-rated Jim.
>
>
> We undersatnd your insecuroity and feel you pain and panic, eddieboy.
>
> Really, we do, really, realllbwabahahahahahaha
Poor X-rated Jim is turning into one of the most pitiful creatures to be
found on any newsgroup - a stalker. And he is not even a good stalker, but
maybe that is to his credit. It means that we do not have to bother with him
since he only references two things over and over, my supposed insecurity
and my supposed masturbation. I wonder who he can really be talking about
other than himself.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 13 Sep 2005 01:00:48
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:34:59 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
masturbated at the key board and wrote:
absolutely nothing of merit as he has no merit to work with.
jim
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Date: 13 Sep 2005 03:27:02
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:7o1di1thje9otv2ouq85saeefavd0hn1fd@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:34:59 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> masturbated at the key board and wrote:
>
>
> absolutely nothing of merit as he has no merit to work with.
dsagfjoreitvonrvordvotvoonsood
caoisvojdfvodfgjbvodxzjvodjodfj
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 24 Aug 2005 04:06:53
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1123458226.861745.242930@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
> you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
> what's his real-life personality like?
>
> For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
> you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
> I picture when I read his inanities:
>
> A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
> guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
> Rose gut").
I have found the absolute best cheap wine in the world. It does not make any
sense at all to pay more for an expensive wine. After all, we are just going
for the slight high - right?
I am actually a string bean and have been one all of my life. But ROTB is
right about the slight pot belly. It sort of comes on you with age.
In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
> but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
> himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
> only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
> his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
> bottle.
ROTB has got me pegged all right. I like to go out for about an hour or so
on one of my many recumbents and then I like to come home and have a bit of
the old vino and see what the rascals on ARBR are up to. Is that so bad?
After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
> Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
> a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
> posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
> of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
> into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
> chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.
Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of you, I
sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always been
a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not have
to work at a job.
I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for slobs
who think it is necessary to get ried and have children. Thank God I was
able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
Saint.
My only purpose in life is to become a God. This is a full time job and if
you are into making a living for the sake of your wife and children, then
you can never know what life is all about. Life is about becoming a God. The
ultimate purpose of a man is to contemplate the universe like God does. If
you are not doing this, then you are a failure.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
PS. The ultimate purpose of a woman, as opposed to a man, is to make babies.
She is concerned with the perpetuation of the species, no matter how
mindless. It is only we men who can arise above these mundane considerations
and become as Gods. After all, life begins and ends with YOU. I say screw
the children! What say you?
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Date: 25 Aug 2005 00:35:20
From: Johnny ReBike
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On 24-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of you,
> I
> sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always
> been
> a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not
> have
> to work at a job.
>
> I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for
> slobs
> who think it is necessary to get ried and have children. Thank God I
> was
> able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
> listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
> many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
> Saint.
What a lazyass, worthless piece of crap dolan is. he lives off mommy and
daddy's money and being a slumloard in BFE Minnesota. On top of that, eddie
boy can't be bothered to shower and do laundry. dolan probably eats dog food
out of a bowl on the floor.
Hell, I never thought I would say this, but dolan is not worthy of a ReBike
[Slowest Bike in the Known Universe]
--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe
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Date: 24 Aug 2005 21:31:21
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Johnny ReBike" <JohnnyReBike@JohnnyReBike.com > wrote in message
news:1124930272_125@spool6-east.superfeed.net...
>
> On 24-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of
>> you,
>> I
>> sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always
>> been
>> a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not
>> have
>> to work at a job.
>>
>> I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for
>> slobs
>> who think it is necessary to get ried and have children. Thank God I
>> was
>> able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
>> listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
>> many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
>> Saint.
>
> What a lazyass, worthless piece of crap dolan is. he lives off mommy and
> daddy's money and being a slumloard in BFE Minnesota. On top of that,
> eddie
> boy can't be bothered to shower and do laundry. dolan probably eats dog
> food
> out of a bowl on the floor.
dolan should be Dolan.
Anyone here ever seen a picture of Ed Gin? Who in their right mind would
ry a slob like him? But the worst fate in the world would be to spring
from his loins. No human kid should ever have to endure that indignity.
Ed Gin should pay more attention to the condition of his soul and less
attention to the state of his body. After all, his body is destined to
become nothing but food for worms - in other words, a worthless piece of
crap.
> Hell, I never thought I would say this, but dolan is not worthy of a
> ReBike
> [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe]
dolan shoud be Dolan.
I am delighted that I am not worthy of a ReBike, whatever that is. Any
possible connection with the likes of Ed Gin would be a fate worse than
death.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
PS. I take great pride in being lazy. It is my chief virtue.
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Date: 03 Sep 2005 13:32:54
From: Bob the Cow
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
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Date: 04 Sep 2005 00:13:35
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Bob the Cow" <uce@ftc.gov > wrote in message
news:fMSdnT4WjZTicITeRVn-iQ@centurytel.net...
> http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust Bob
the Cow?
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 03 Sep 2005 18:59:15
From: Steve
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
It just might be true, and very funny too! :) :) Wisconsin is right
next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
Steve
Bob the Cow wrote:
> http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>
>
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Date: 04 Sep 2005 00:56:26
From: Johnny ReBike
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On 3-Sep-2005, Steve <see@reply.to > wrote:
> You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
> It just might be true, and very funny too! :) :) Wisconsin is right
> next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
> Steve
>
> Bob the Cow wrote:
> > http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
Yo Steve,
Ed GEIN was a focking murdering cheesehead. GEIN never rode carbon fiber
splitter plate bike on Monkey Island.
Ed "Lowracer" GIN is King of Monkey Island. Ed Gin first brought lowracers
and carbon fiber splitter bikes to The Great City of Chicaguh.
Johnny ReBike's [ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] heroes are Ed
Gin, Magilla Gorilla, Johnny NoCom [NoCom - Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe] and Spidermonkey.
ed dolan lives here
http://terraserver.microsoft.com/image.aspx?T=1&S=10&Z=15&X=1452&Y=24164&W=2
.
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Date: 03 Sep 2005 21:28:14
From: Steve
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Johnny ReBike wrote:
> On 3-Sep-2005, Steve <see@reply.to> wrote:
>
>
>>You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
>> It just might be true, and very funny too! :) :) Wisconsin is right
>>next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
>>Steve
>>
>>Bob the Cow wrote:
>>
>>>http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html
>
>
> Yo Steve,
>
> Ed GEIN was a focking murdering cheesehead. GEIN never rode carbon fiber
> splitter plate bike on Monkey Island.
>
> Ed "Lowracer" GIN is King of Monkey Island. Ed Gin first brought lowracers
> and carbon fiber splitter bikes to The Great City of Chicaguh.
>
> Johnny ReBike's [ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] heroes are Ed
> Gin, Magilla Gorilla, Johnny NoCom [NoCom - Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
> Universe] and Spidermonkey.
>
> ed dolan lives here
> http://terraserver.microsoft.com/image.aspx?T=1&S=10&Z=15&X=1452&Y=24164&W=2
> .
>
Sorry J. Rebike and E. Gin. There was no intention to denigrate anyone.
This newsgroup makes little sense anymore. I should know better than to
post to it, except on technical matters perhaps.
Steve
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Date: 04 Sep 2005 00:21:36
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Steve" <see@reply.to > wrote in message
news:D9sSe.35030$2F1.809366@news20.bellglobal.com...
[...]
> This newsgroup makes little sense anymore. I should know better than to
> post to it, except on technical matters perhaps.
>
> Steve
All newsgroups are screwed up the same as ARBR. Don't believe me? Check out
the other cycling groups and you will see what I mean.
Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the better.
Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 04 Sep 2005 01:52:08
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On Sun, 4 Sep 2005 00:21:36 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:
The following explains why you are here, then?
>Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the better.
>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
proud of you?
jim
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 01:09:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:padlh1l1gt35ja7tp6a7n5inl4f0bu8d3n@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 4 Sep 2005 00:21:36 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> The following explains why you are here, then?
>
>>Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the
>>better.
You should have positioned your statement AFTER my statement, not before -
or do you always do everything backwards? Also, top posting is never
acceptable. It is the hallk of an idiot. Are you an idiot?
>>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
>
> And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
> proud of you?
I am just slumming here to see how the other half lives. I will be gone as
soon as idiots like you stop trying to bait me.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 00:39:06
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 01:09:55 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:
>
><ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:padlh1l1gt35ja7tp6a7n5inl4f0bu8d3n@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 4 Sep 2005 00:21:36 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> The following explains why you are here, then?
>>
>>>Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the
>>>better.
>
>You should have positioned your statement AFTER my statement, not before -
>or do you always do everything backwards? Also, top posting is never
>acceptable. It is the hallk of an idiot. Are you an idiot?
It is the hallk of someone who has enough brains to remember what
was written and not need a reminder everytime he posts, mentalmidget.
As a courtesy to your limited intelligence, I have posted below so you
don't have another memory failure and get lost.
>>>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>>>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
>>
>> And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
>> proud of you?
>
>I am just slumming here to see how the other half lives. I will be gone as
>soon as idiots like you stop trying to bait me.
What you really said is that you are not man enough to walk away
because you are afraid someone will talk about you behind your back.
You're a real insecurity case and your self-aggrandizement proves it.
Be sure to take the meds when the interns make their rounds. Maybe
they'll have a new pill for your paranoia.
Betting you're not man enough to depart without further comment.
Instead you will be like the stereotypical sexist woman image - always
gotta get the last word in.
jim
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 13:32:34
From: Johnny ReBike
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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On 5-Sep-2005, ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com wrote:
> What you really said is that you are not man enough to walk away
> because you are afraid someone will talk about you behind your back.
Everyone talks about how slow Johnny ReBike is behind his back.
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 03:10:05
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:v0tnh11fgjr6b0nks7pd2m57a8oirb9dtr@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 01:09:55 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>><ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:padlh1l1gt35ja7tp6a7n5inl4f0bu8d3n@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 4 Sep 2005 00:21:36 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The following explains why you are here, then?
>>>
>>>>Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the
>>>>better.
>>
>>You should have positioned your statement AFTER my statement, not before -
>>or do you always do everything backwards? Also, top posting is never
>>acceptable. It is the hallk of an idiot. Are you an idiot?
>
> It is the hallk of someone who has enough brains to remember what
> was written and not need a reminder everytime he posts, mentalmidget.
> As a courtesy to your limited intelligence, I have posted below so you
> don't have another memory failure and get lost.
Just do it the right way and you will get no complaint from me.
>>>>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>>>>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
>>>
>>> And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
>>> proud of you?
>>
>>I am just slumming here to see how the other half lives. I will be gone as
>>soon as idiots like you stop trying to bait me.
>
> What you really said is that you are not man enough to walk away
> because you are afraid someone will talk about you behind your back.
>
> You're a real insecurity case and your self-aggrandizement proves it.
>
> Be sure to take the meds when the interns make their rounds. Maybe
> they'll have a new pill for your paranoia.
>
> Betting you're not man enough to depart without further comment.
> Instead you will be like the stereotypical sexist woman image - always
> gotta get the last word in.
Well, Good Grief! This thread is all about me. It even has my name in the
subject heading. So, of course, I am not going to walk away from it and let
idiots like you have the last word. Are you crazy or what?
By the way, no women in the history of the world has ever gotten the last
word with me. I do not let inferior intellects ever get the last word and
women all have inferior intellects without exception, at least to me if not
to you. Woman are mostly nothing but glands. They are not known for their
brains.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 12:46:21
From:
Subject: Various psychosis of the peson who doesn't want his name mentioned
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On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 03:10:05 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net >
wrote:
>
><ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:v0tnh11fgjr6b0nks7pd2m57a8oirb9dtr@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 01:09:55 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
snip - I've even cut out part that has no merit, so it won't confuse
you.
>>>You should have positioned your statement AFTER my statement, not before -
>>>or do you always do everything backwards? Also, top posting is never
>>>acceptable. It is the hallk of an idiot. Are you an idiot?
>>
>> It is the hallk of someone who has enough brains to remember what
>> was written and not need a reminder everytime he posts, mentalmidget.
>> As a courtesy to your limited intelligence, I have posted below so you
>> don't have another memory failure and get lost.
>
>Just do it the right way and you will get no complaint from me.
I'll continue to make it easy for your, eddieboy. But there is no
right way.
>>>>>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>>>>>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.
>>>>
>>>> And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
>>>> proud of you?
>>>
>>>I am just slumming here to see how the other half lives. I will be gone as
>>>soon as idiots like you stop trying to bait me.
>>
>> What you really said is that you are not man enough to walk away
>> because you are afraid someone will talk about you behind your back.
>>
>> You're a real insecurity case and your self-aggrandizement proves it.
>>
>> Be sure to take the meds when the interns make their rounds. Maybe
>> they'll have a new pill for your paranoia.
>>
>> Betting you're not man enough to depart without further comment.
>> Instead you will be like the stereotypical sexist woman image - always
>> gotta get the last word in.
>
>Well, Good Grief! This thread is all about me. It even has my name in the
>subject heading. So, of course, I am not going to walk away from it and let
>idiots like you have the last word. Are you crazy or what?
As was predicted, you are not man enough and that is a fact, eddieboy.
Your psychosis is showing.
>By the way, no women in the history of the world has ever gotten the last
>word with me. I do not let inferior intellects ever get the last word and
>women all have inferior intellects without exception, at least to me if not
>to you. Woman are mostly nothing but glands. They are not known for their
>brains.
Well, that makes you the woman's woman doesn't it? Exceptionally
brainless. Had you a brain that works, you would relaize how sick you
are and take your meds.
This is about your insecurity, your being a little boy, that's it.
jim
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Date: 05 Sep 2005 23:49:22
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Various psychosis of the peson who doesn't want his name mentioned
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<ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:sk7ph1l1icqplvfojqfie1qu33rueg7oio@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 03:10:05 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>><ensenadaXXXjim@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:v0tnh11fgjr6b0nks7pd2m57a8oirb9dtr@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 01:09:55 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>> wrote:
>
> snip - I've even cut out part that has no merit, so it won't confuse
> you.
>
>
>>>>You should have positioned your statement AFTER my statement, not
>>>>before -
>>>>or do you always do everything backwards? Also, top posting is never
>>>>acceptable. It is the hallk of an idiot. Are you an idiot?
>>>
>>> It is the hallk of someone who has enough brains to remember what
>>> was written and not need a reminder everytime he posts, mentalmidget.
>>> As a courtesy to your limited intelligence, I have posted below so you
>>> don't have another memory failure and get lost.
>>
>>Just do it the right way and you will get no complaint from me.
>
> I'll continue to make it easy for your, eddieboy. But there is no
> right way.
There is a right way and a wrong way. However, sometimes there is a better
way and a worse way without either way being the right way. However, when it
comes to newsgroup posting, there is only one right way. That is my way.
>>>>>>Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
>>>>>>ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying
>>>>>>jackasses.
>>>>>
>>>>> And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
>>>>> proud of you?
>>>>
>>>>I am just slumming here to see how the other half lives. I will be gone
>>>>as
>>>>soon as idiots like you stop trying to bait me.
>>>
>>> What you really said is that you are not man enough to walk away
>>> because you are afraid someone will talk about you behind your back.
>>>
>>> You're a real insecurity case and your self-aggrandizement proves it.
>>>
>>> Be sure to take the meds when the interns make their rounds. Maybe
>>> they'll have a new pill for your paranoia.
>>>
>>> Betting you're not man enough to depart without further comment.
>>> Instead you will be like the stereotypical sexist woman image - always
>>> gotta get the last word in.
>>
>>Well, Good Grief! This thread is all about me. It even has my name in the
>>subject heading. So, of course, I am not going to walk away from it and
>>let
>>idiots like you have the last word. Are you crazy or what?
>
> As was predicted, you are not man enough and that is a fact, eddieboy.
> Your psychosis is showing.
>
>
>>By the way, no women in the history of the world has ever gotten the last
>>word with me. I do not let inferior intellects ever get the last word and
>>women all have inferior intellects without exception, at least to me if
>>not
>>to you. Woman are mostly nothing but glands. They are not known for their
>>brains.
>
> Well, that makes you the woman's woman doesn't it? Exceptionally
> brainless. Had you a brain that works, you would relaize how sick you
> are and take your meds.
I am not the one who has a wife who always gets the last word. You are the
one who made that admission.
> This is about your insecurity, your being a little boy, that's it.
An insecure person could not put up with the kind of idiots that infest this
newsgroup in great numbers. Nor could an insecure person engage in self
parody. Please, try to get a brain somewhere, why don't you?
One thing is for sure, you do not have the mental capacity to be playing
around with subject headings. All you are doing is screwing up threads. Some
on this group do not appreciate numskulls who do that for no purpose.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Sep 2005 19:12:50
From: Bob the Cow
Subject: Where the Christmas presents went...
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Someone asked for a Greenspeed trike for Christmas. The Elves assembled it.
Santa did a test ride, and he couldn't part with it. The original intended
recipient got a nice box of cookies and a wedgie.
Santa has been riding that trike 50 miles a day since ice-out. He's lookin'
pretty buff, too...
http://www.bentrideronline.com/2004Feb/greenspeed_gt3.htm
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Date: 14 Aug 2005 03:12:41
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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ROTB,
Direct link to Ed Dolan jpeg:
http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=032T002R060026&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1
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Date: 14 Aug 2005 22:57:19
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<flabbyblabbyrevealed@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1124014361.457485.322480@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> ROTB,
>
> Direct link to Ed Dolan jpeg:
[...]
And risk a virus? You've got to be kidding!
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 14 Aug 2005 07:22:24
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<flabbyblabbyrevealed@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1124014361.457485.322480@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> ROTB,
>
> Direct link to Ed Dolan jpeg:
>
>
http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=032T002R060026&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1
Can't be, Ed doesn't have a recumbent (although he claims otherwise)
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Date: 14 Aug 2005 03:03:14
From:
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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ROTB,
Here's a google link to Ed's picture:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/browse_frm/thread/61d35016d5d2f697/e3b2844f3aa23cae?q=ed+dolan+picture+at+last&rnum=1&hl=en#e3b2844f3aa23cae
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Date: 14 Aug 2005 22:55:55
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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<flabbyblabbyrevealed@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1124013794.888437.153640@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> ROTB,
>
> Here's a google link to Ed's picture:
[...]
And risk a virus? You've got to be kidding!
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 09 Aug 2005 16:59:27
From: ROTB
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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>How about you ROTB? Do you give a damn whether or
>not your wife or significant bitch achieves an orgasm? We here on ARBR need
>to know.
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
Ed:
I haven't bothered trying to give my gal an orgasm since she stopped
shaving. I get lost in the jungle every time I try. Here's a picture of
her: www.thewvsr.com/greenparty.htm
--ROTB
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Date: 09 Aug 2005 23:10:04
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1123631966.978518.87140@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >How about you ROTB? Do you give a damn whether or
>>not your wife or significant bitch achieves an orgasm? We here on ARBR
>>need
>>to know.
>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>
> Ed:
>
> I haven't bothered trying to give my gal an orgasm since she stopped
> shaving. I get lost in the jungle every time I try. Here's a picture of
> her: www.thewvsr.com/greenparty.htm
>
> --ROTB
Neither I nor anyone else with an ounce of brains will ever go to link.
Either say it in words or forget about it.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 21 Aug 2005 06:12:34
From: Johnny ReBike
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
|
On 9-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net > wrote:
> "ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1123631966.978518.87140@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > >How about you ROTB? Do you give a damn whether or
> >>not your wife or significant bitch achieves an orgasm? We here on ARBR
> >>need
> >>to know.
> >>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> >
> > Ed:
> >
> > I haven't bothered trying to give my gal an orgasm since she stopped
> > shaving. I get lost in the jungle every time I try. Here's a picture of
> > her: www.thewvsr.com/greenparty.htm
> >
> > --ROTB
>
> Neither I nor anyone else with an ounce of brains will ever go to link.
> Either say it in words or forget about it.
It is a photograph by Seymour Bush.
--
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 12:53:40
From: Cyphus
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Photo here...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper1.jpg
ROTB wrote:
> I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
> you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
> what's his real-life personality like?
>
> For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
> you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
> I picture when I read his inanities:
>
> A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
> guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
> Rose gut"). In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
> but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
> himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
> only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
> his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
> bottle. After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
> Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
> a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
> posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
> of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
> into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
> chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.
>
> How 'bout you? What do you picture as you read Ed's screeds?
>
> --ROTB
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 14:10:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Cyphus" <cyphus@mail.com > wrote in message
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> Photo here...
> http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper1.jpg
No one will go to your link Cyphus because others have been burned too often
doing that. For all we know, you could be planting a virus.
Too bad you can't post pictures directly to the newsgroup. You would like
that no doubt. Then we could spend all our time seeing who could come up
with the most disgusting pictures. They used to do this on the Monkey Island
website which was notorious for being brainless, vulgar and extremely
asinine. Even Meinecke disapproved of that sort of thing.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 00:40:10
From: nj_diver
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"gnome-like".....yup....sounds about right. Do you know what a troll
is? The creepy little ugly gnome-like creature that hides under a
bridge. That would be Ed Dolan.
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 13:58:39
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"nj_diver" <modiver@gmail.com > wrote in message
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> "gnome-like".....yup....sounds about right. Do you know what a troll
> is? The creepy little ugly gnome-like creature that hides under a
> bridge. That would be Ed Dolan.
At least nj is trying to be original, using his own crude words. I will give
him a grade of B. But if he wants to get an A, he will have to show some
spark of genuine originality.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 19:15:10
From: ROTB
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Saint Edward Wrote:
>You bet! Screw Olive. You only need her if you are into procreation,
>something that I have never been into.
>Hey, you got ried and had children ... fine. Hey, you got ried and
>didn't have any children? Mind telling me what that was all about. Hey, you
>never got ried but screwed around anyway? I would REALLY like to hear
>what that was all about.
So, Ed, you're admitting you're a lifelong chronic masturbator?
--ROTB
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 23:03:32
From: Jeff Grippe
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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You don't need an admission from him. It is all there in his postings. All
he does is bait people. He is without a doubt the master baiter. We all know
that in reality all he is doing is jerking off.
Jeff (aka the fat liberal new york jew)
"ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com > wrote in message
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> Saint Edward Wrote:
>
>>You bet! Screw Olive. You only need her if you are into procreation,
>>something that I have never been into.
>
>>Hey, you got ried and had children ... fine. Hey, you got ried and
>>didn't have any children? Mind telling me what that was all about. Hey,
>>you
>>never got ried but screwed around anyway? I would REALLY like to hear
>>what that was all about.
>
> So, Ed, you're admitting you're a lifelong chronic masturbator?
>
> --ROTB
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Date: 08 Aug 2005 12:32:15
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Jeff Grippe" <jgrippe@hilldun.com > wrote in message
news:11fdiruroeulc3a@news.supernews.com...
> You don't need an admission from him. It is all there in his postings. All
> he does is bait people. He is without a doubt the master baiter. We all
> know that in reality all he is doing is jerking off.
>
> Jeff (aka the fat liberal new york jew)
Jeff Grippe is not just a fat liberal New York Jew, but he is what is known
as a st ass New York liberal Jew, one who is without any religion and who
believes in abortion and lots and lots of sex. Why is it that sooner or
later these types always fulfill every stereotype we have about them. How
would you like to go for a bike ride with this sexual slob who says ... if
it moves, fuck it.
But lets' face it, no one but no one will want to get into bed with a 250
pound sexual slob like Jeff Grippe, and so he will know all about
masturbation. Unlike me, he is not a Saint and so does not have the first
clue about how to deal with his base instincts. Always the animal, he will
die like an animal too and become food for worms. If he would like, as a
final favor to him, I will come and piss on his grave.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 21:27:45
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com > wrote in message
news:1123467310.941817.206030@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Saint Edward Wrote:
>
>>You bet! Screw Olive. You only need her if you are into procreation,
>>something that I have never been into.
>
>>Hey, you got ried and had children ... fine. Hey, you got ried and
>>didn't have any children? Mind telling me what that was all about. Hey,
>>you
>>never got ried but screwed around anyway? I would REALLY like to hear
>>what that was all about.
>
> So, Ed, you're admitting you're a lifelong chronic masturbator?
>
> --ROTB
No, that is what you are admitting. I am a Saint and am above all those
freaking considerations.
By the way, even sexual intercourse with your wife is nothing but mutual
masturbation, except that most men do not give a damn whether the woman
achieves an orgasm or not. How about you ROTB? Do you give a damn whether or
not your wife or significant bitch achieves an orgasm? We here on ARBR need
to know.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 20:14:59
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"ROTB" <rotb1@aol.com > wrote in message
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>I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
> you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
> what's his real-life personality like?
>
> For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
> you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
> I picture when I read his inanities:
>
> A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
> guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
> Rose gut"). In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
> but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
> himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
> only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
> his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
> bottle. After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
> Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
> a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
> posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
> of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
> into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
> chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.
>
> How 'bout you? What do you picture as you read Ed's screeds?
>
> --ROTB
Oh, Oh ... ROTB is not too far from wrong.
The fact is that I am getting a slight pot belly now that I am getting old
and getting ready to die. But I have been a string bean all of my life. To
tell the truth, I enjoy looking at my slight pot belly as it is just so
unlike me. Well, I figure now there is just more of me to love.
I think you would find my personality likable. I get along well with
everyone because I am so much ster than everyone else. Therefore, it is
easy for me to stoop to their low level and get their approval. But make no
mistake about it. I consider myself infinitely superior to all others. I
only stoop to conquer. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to disdain my
inferiors. The trick is not to let them know that I disdain them.
I do not understand your prejudice against Livingston Cellars Red Rose. It
is the cheapest wine in the world and it is also the best. But it takes a
genius like me to figure this out. Most folks go through life thinking that
what you get is what you pay for. But I know that is not true. There are
bargains galore but you have to give up your prejudices in order to find
them. I now shop exclusively at Wal-t where everyone knows the prices are
always the lowest. And I show great disdain for the clerks who as everyone
knows are treated like shit by Wal-t management. Who cares? All I care
about are the low prices.
As for the perpetual scowl, that is a persona that I only wear on ARBR
because of all the idiots that I encounter here. Top posters will bring out
the worst in me a well as those who call me names.Tom Sherman, as much as I
hated him, was at least worthy of me. Now there is nothing left but midgets
and dwarfs, idiots and scoundrels, morons and imbeciles, jackasses and
assholes, etc. I think you get the drift.
Last winter ARBR was destroyed by a criminal vandal troll. I did my best to
fight the good fight, but the rest of the group took to the tall grass. Ever
since that episode, I don't much give a damn what goes on here. Cowards and
scoundrels do not deserve a good newsgroup.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 20:14:49
From: Steve
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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Elderly Popeye without spinach, and with no Olive Oyl.
Steve
ROTB wrote:
> I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
> you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
> what's his real-life personality like?
>
> For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
> you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
> I picture when I read his inanities:
>
> A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
> guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
> Rose gut"). In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
> but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
> himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
> only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
> his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
> bottle. After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
> Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
> a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
> posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
> of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
> into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
> chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.
>
> How 'bout you? What do you picture as you read Ed's screeds?
>
> --ROTB
>
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Date: 07 Aug 2005 21:03:27
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like
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"Steve" <see@reply.to > wrote in message
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> Elderly Popeye without spinach, and with no Olive Oyl.
> Steve
You bet! Screw Olive. You only need her if you are into procreation,
something that I have never been into.
Hey, you got ried and had children ... fine. Hey, you got ried and
didn't have any children? Mind telling me what that was all about. Hey, you
never got ried but screwed around anyway? I would REALLY like to hear
what that was all about.
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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