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Date: 31 Jan 2005 12:52:21
From: Kurt Richter
Subject: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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What is this Velokraft NoCom? I was going to buy a trike but after reading this post I decided to hold off and buy a fast machine. Does anyone have any photos or links?
Kurt Richter
krichter@minnedu.net
>>Glenn Drury racing a Velokraft NoCom lowracer. What is amazing is Mr. Drury was riding a stock bike
>>with no fairings. He finished the 400 km race a twitch short of 2 hours less than the regular cyclists team.
>>Ian Smythe
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 09:15:29
From: Johnny Giro
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Giro Atmos LTD Fastest Helmet in the Known Universe
Worn by six-time Tour De France champion, Lance Armstrong, Atmos is the coolest and toughest helmet on the road.
WARNING this helmet will not fit the head of fat old white honkey bigots from Minn. Those idiots have heads too big for any helmet. Only fast racers who ride deserve this helmet.
Johnny Giro
Atmos LTD
Fastest Helmet In the Known Universe.com
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 01:34:35
From: Chester Williams
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Hayes El Camino Disc Brakes Fastest disc brakes in the Universe
The El Camino features Power Adjust Dial, which modulates braking power by +/-10%. The Mono-Block caliper is forged using 6061-T6 aluminum while the open back design allows improved airflow across the pads. If you are a fat old ignorant white man from Minn do not buy these brakes. Nothing will stop your sorry ass when you need to stop.
The rotating banjo hose attachment offers optimal hose placement. Perfect for all the hose heads on A.R.B.R.
Chester
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 07:23:10
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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"Chester Williams" <CW@bikepartguy.org > wrote in message
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> Hayes El Camino Disc Brakes Fastest disc brakes in the Universe
>
> The El Camino features Power Adjust Dial, which modulates braking power by
> +/-10%. The Mono-Block caliper is forged using 6061-T6 aluminum while the
> open back design allows improved airflow across the pads. If you are a fat
> old ignorant white man from Minn do not buy these brakes. Nothing will
> stop your sorry ass when you need to stop.
>
> The rotating banjo hose attachment offers optimal hose placement. Perfect
> for all the hose heads on A.R.B.R.
>
> Chester
>Fucking Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid bastard.
> You are a self-centered, self-serving, self-indulgent egomaniac ... a
> disingenuous, nefarious, cretinous scumbag ... an amoral, vile, vulgar
> deviate, a contemptible, seething, puerile twerp ... a moronic,
> infantile, foolish twit ... a worthless, obnoxious, parasitic
> pantywaist ... an incoherent, babbling, imbecilic half-wit ... a gray,
> insignificant, low-life dolt ... a tiresome, brain-dead, boring dullard
> ... a pathetic, pitiful, pretentious pansy ... a slimy, gutless, feeble
> coward. Cloaked in a cyber-space pseudonym, you are an opportunistic,
> infectious, bottom feeding troll ... an oozing festering, canker on the
> hide of Internet newsgroups. I guess that just about sums it up.
>
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 01:15:00
From: Rudy Carnac
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Zipp 300 Carbon Cranks are the Fastest Cranks in the Known Uninverse. Only 397 grams with rings. These are the cranks that will make your bike fast but not as fast as a NoCom.
Warning if you are a fat slob or cheap bastard do not bother buying Zipp 300 Carbon Cranks. They are expensive, worth every penny and are reserved for the best of the best.
Regards,
Rudy Carnac
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 07:22:40
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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"Rudy Carnac" <RCrides@CoulderCO.org > wrote in message
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> Zipp 300 Carbon Cranks are the Fastest Cranks in the Known Uninverse. Only
> 397 grams with rings. These are the cranks that will make your bike fast
> but not as fast as a NoCom.
>
> Warning if you are a fat slob or cheap bastard do not bother buying Zipp
> 300 Carbon Cranks. They are expensive, worth every penny and are reserved
> for the best of the best.
>
> Regards,
>
> Rudy Carnac
>Fucking Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid bastard.
> You are a self-centered, self-serving, self-indulgent egomaniac ... a
> disingenuous, nefarious, cretinous scumbag ... an amoral, vile, vulgar
> deviate, a contemptible, seething, puerile twerp ... a moronic,
> infantile, foolish twit ... a worthless, obnoxious, parasitic
> pantywaist ... an incoherent, babbling, imbecilic half-wit ... a gray,
> insignificant, low-life dolt ... a tiresome, brain-dead, boring dullard
> ... a pathetic, pitiful, pretentious pansy ... a slimy, gutless, feeble
> coward. Cloaked in a cyber-space pseudonym, you are an opportunistic,
> infectious, bottom feeding troll ... an oozing festering, canker on the
> hide of Internet newsgroups. I guess that just about sums it up.
>
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 23:01:39
From:
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Ed,
I believe he is 59 ... soon to be 60 years of age if he hasn't already
turned 60 taht is. Can you believe that anyone of this vintage can
behave so much younger than his age. What a juvenile.
Jim McNaa
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 15:20:23
From: Johnny Sr.
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Joao,
Once again you blame someone who has nothing to do with Johnny NoCom Enterprises. Too many judo throws with you landing on your head I suppose. Must be difficult riding around NY with brain disfunction.
Go ride your condom bike you dumb ass. You make a piss poor detective. Better yet go back to Brazil and take your slow bubble bike with you. Condom bikes belong in the 3rd world and not in the good ol USA.
Johnny NoCom
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 13:04:14
From: Dan B.
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Joao de Souza wrote:
> Dan B. wrote:
> > Kurt Richter wrote:
>
> Dan? Just so you know, if you look at the message headers, you'll
see
> that Kurt Richter, Ian Smythe, Stan Vinson, Capt. Graybeard,
UltraJoe,
> Klaus Reinhart, Dilbert Clark, and all those alias asking about the
> nocom are all the same person. That's Ed Gin, a.k.a. "Johnny Nocom".
> Ed is one of the co-designers of the nocom, so you can do the math of
> what his motives for acting this way may be.
Aaaah, silly me. And here I thought I was being helpful...
Well, my lesson has been learned. I now have no option but to become a
bitter, reclusive, lurker of a hermit. (Oh, wait...I was already doing
that.)
Thanks for the info,
Dan
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 14:33:33
From: Captain Graybeard
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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All the obese slobs at A.R.B.R. will never fit on a NoCom. They keep dreaming about riding fast with bike trail dork recumbents.
Those slow ugly 3 wheeler, EZ1 or Baron rip-off will never go fast and have no style. Fast riders and racers prefer a NoCom the Fastest Stock Bike in the Universe.
Capt. Graybeard
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 09:54:30
From: Peter Clinch
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Captain Graybeard wrote:
> All the obese slobs at A.R.B.R. will never fit on a NoCom. They keep
> dreaming about riding fast with bike trail dork recumbents.
>
> Those slow ugly 3 wheeler, EZ1 or Baron rip-off will never go fast
> and have no style. Fast riders and racers prefer a NoCom the Fastest
> Stock Bike in the Universe.
Though I note that the record on the Land's End to John O'Groats run is
held on a recumbent trike (a fully faired Windcheetah). How can that
be, if you can't go fast on a trike? ;-)
Pete.
--
Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
net p.j.clinch@dundee.ac.uk http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/
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Date: 01 Feb 2005 06:42:31
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Peter Clinch, Medical Physics IT Officer, wrote:
> Captain Graybeard wrote:
>
>> All the obese slobs at A.R.B.R. will never fit on a NoCom. They keep
>> dreaming about riding fast with bike trail dork recumbents.
>>
>> Those slow ugly 3 wheeler, EZ1 or Baron rip-off will never go fast
>> and have no style. Fast riders and racers prefer a NoCom the Fastest
>> Stock Bike in the Universe.
>
>
> Though I note that the record on the Land's End to John O'Groats run is
> held on a recumbent trike (a fully faired Windcheetah). How can that
> be, if you can't go fast on a trike? ;-)
While not making any statement as to whether or not Ed Gin is Johnny
NoCom, it should be noted that Ed Gin used to own a Windcheetah
"Speedy". In fact, a review of the trike by Ed Gin was published in RCN
# 46 (July/Aug 1998), pages 24-27. As I understand it, Ed converted to
lowracers because they are faster.
--
Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 17:29:32
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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"Captain Graybeard" <captn@NCenterpises.com > wrote in message
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> All the obese slobs at A.R.B.R. will never fit on a NoCom. They keep
> dreaming about riding fast with bike trail dork recumbents.
>
> Those slow ugly 3 wheeler, EZ1 or Baron rip-off will never go fast and
> have no style. Fast riders and racers prefer a NoCom the Fastest Stock
> Bike in the Universe.
>
> Capt. Graybeard
Just stay on your own fucking thread and don't be bothering the rest of us
with your God Damn NoCom nonsense, you fucking idiot!
--
Fucking Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 14:01:57
From: Kurt Richter
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Thank you Dan. The Velokraft NoCom is one beautiful looking recumbent. I will contact the Velokraft dealer. I like the fast looking low style. I am glad I decided not to but a trike.
Kurt
>>From: "Dan B." <reddan@trimestigus.net>
>>Date: 31 Jan 2005 10:58:47 -0800
>>Try http://www.velokraft.com/nocom.htm and
>>http://www.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm.
>>Best,
>>Dan
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 11:50:30
From: Dan B.
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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k Leuck wrote:
> Personally I think it's ugly and not something you would wan=ADt to
ride day to
> day, if I had a choice I'd rather have this
>
>
> http://www.jjscozzi.com/New%20Pictures.htm
I think it's rather pretty, in an H.R. Giger, Ridley Scott Alien sort
of way. :-)
Kurt,
I guess it really depends on what type of riding you're planning to
perform. My understanding (based on no first hand experience, so take
it with a grain of salt!), is that the NoCom is great for high-speed
racing on smooth surfaces. If you're interested from a touring or
commuting perspective, it may not be your best option, due to limited
ground clearance and cargo capacity.
Oh, yeah...and I imagine a NoCom is rather pricey, even compared to
many trikes on the ket. ;- >
Best,
Dan
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 15:50:41
From: Al Luminium
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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"Dan B." <reddan@trimestigus.net > wrote in message
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k Leuck wrote:
> Personally I think it's ugly and not something you would want to
ride day to
> day, if I had a choice I'd rather have this
>
>
> http://www.jjscozzi.com/New%20Pictures.htm
I think it's rather pretty, in an H.R. Giger, Ridley Scott Alien sort
of way. :-)
I think it's esthetics are beautful like Allen Jones sculptures and the
derivatives by Liz Moore's props in A Clockwork Orange. The NoCom is truly
form follows function.
A. L.
Kurt,
I guess it really depends on what type of riding you're planning to
perform. My understanding (based on no first hand experience, so take
it with a grain of salt!), is that the NoCom is great for high-speed
racing on smooth surfaces. If you're interested from a touring or
commuting perspective, it may not be your best option, due to limited
ground clearance and cargo capacity.
Oh, yeah...and I imagine a NoCom is rather pricey, even compared to
many trikes on the ket. ;- >
Best,
Dan
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 10:58:47
From: Dan B.
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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Kurt Richter wrote:
>What is this Velokraft NoCom? I was going to buy a trike but=AD after
reading this post I decided to hold off and buy a fas=ADt machine. Does
anyone have any photos or links?
Try http://www.velokraft.com/nocom.htm and
http://www.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm.
Best,
Dan
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Date: 31 Jan 2005 13:16:02
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: What is this Velocraft NoCom?
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"Dan B." <reddan@trimestigus.net > wrote in message
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Kurt Richter wrote:
>What is this Velokraft NoCom? I was going to buy a trike but after
reading this post I decided to hold off and buy a fast machine. Does
anyone have any photos or links?
Try http://www.velokraft.com/nocom.htm and
http://www.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm.
Best,
Dan
Personally I think it's ugly and not something you would want to ride day to
day, if I had a choice I'd rather have this
http://www.jjscozzi.com/New%20Pictures.htm
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