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Date: 21 Oct 2005 18:03:28
From: Michael J. Klein
Subject: Where's Ed?

Is something missing from ARBR?
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Date: 16 Nov 2005 20:14:10
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

DOG wrote:
> ...
> Joao de Souza belongs in Portugal with a name like that. Well, that is
> probably where his ancestors came from. It seems the least he could do
> now that he is a resident of Brazil is to Brazilianize his name. Why
> not just Joao Souza? The "de" seems pretentious to say the least....

Dear DOG,

Joao de Souza is a resident of New York City (or the greater New York
metropolitan area). I believe that he either works (or worked) for one
of your favorite international organizations.

He is also author of "Bacchetta Limone: A Novel" [1]

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

[1]
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/e0779165557024b2?dmode=source >.

Best Regards,
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

Date: 19 Nov 2005 04:28:41
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <sunsetss0003@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:1132200850.906579.171650@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> DOG wrote:
>> ...
>> Joao de Souza belongs in Portugal with a name like that. Well, that is
>> probably where his ancestors came from. It seems the least he could do
>> now that he is a resident of Brazil is to Brazilianize his name. Why
>> not just Joao Souza? The "de" seems pretentious to say the least....
>
> Dear DOG,
>
> Joao de Souza is a resident of New York City (or the greater New York
> metropolitan area). I believe that he either works (or worked) for one
> of your favorite international organizations.

The UN belongs in Geneva, Switzerland along with all those other good for
nothing international organizations.
[...]

If just plain old John Philip Sousa was good enough for him, then why must
we have a Joao DE Souza in the world? He should Americanize his name if he
is a citizen of this country. Foreign names belong in foreign places. I
could accept him if he was from Lisboa, Portugal.

However, I do recall several of his posts referencing Brazil so of course I
just assumed that is where he is from.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

Date: 16 Nov 2005 19:47:57
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

DOG wrote:
> ...This of
> course provided you really want to know what a dedicated leftist nut...

Dear DOG,

Left hand thread nuts are useful where precession could otherwise cause
loosening of the fastener. See this article by Jobst Brandt for further
explanation <http://www.sheldonbrown.com/brandt/left.html >.

Best Regards,
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

Date: 16 Nov 2005 00:22:46
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

It is an honor to be in the killfile of an idiot. The first character
on this group ever to put me in his killfile was an idiot by the name
of Cletus Lee. I knew right then and there that I was destined for
Greatness.

Joao de Souza belongs in Portugal with a name like that. Well, that is
probably where his ancestors came from. It seems the least he could do
now that he is a resident of Brazil is to Brazilianize his name. Why
not just Joao Souza? The "de" seems pretentious to say the least.

Try to be modest and humble like me, why don't you?

GOD

Date: 16 Nov 2005 00:05:26
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Mr. Sherman could no doubt inform this group on many wonderful things
related to the Muslim killers and their corrupt French allies. This of
course provided you really want to know what a dedicated leftist nut
and screwball like Sherman thinks about anything of a political nature.

I see that the Muslim killers are now into blowing up wedding parties
in Jordan and that the Muslims there do not like it much. I also see
where the Muslims are rioting in la belle France. Did ever a people
deserve it more than the French. Ah ... the justice of it all!

GOD

Date: 15 Nov 2005 23:46:56
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Klein's signature is almost as bad as Clinch's, verbose to a fault. It
tells us more than we will ever want to know about him. Why can't
everyone on this pitiful group known as ARBR be modest like me, GOD
(formerly known as Ed Dolan the Great aka Saint Edward the Great).

However, I do not misread anything ever, but instead go to the heart of
things which is the intent of the writer. This is something that only I
can discern. The rest of you are mislead by the acutal words written
whereas I see beyond the words into your dark hearts.

GOD

Date: 15 Nov 2005 23:31:01
From: GOD
Subject: Re: NGM: Who's on first... [Was: Where's what's his name...]

Poor Jon Meinecke! Ever the mouse of ARBR, sniffing and scurring around
looking at headers. I ask you, would anyone on this group ever want to
go for a bike ride with this jerk?

Maybe we should all get proxy addresses like some scoundrels who infest
this group. That would give Meinecke something to do that was not so
transparent.

GOD

Date: 15 Nov 2005 23:19:00
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

flash_j_95060@yahoo.com wrote:
> For Christsake; even God is mystified where the question k which
> usually follows a 'don't' word is not easily formed, of course that is
> whether or not that mysterious question k key is actually on the
> keyboard.
>
> That must lead to the possible existance of opposing views- most likely
> the exact opposite- satan himself; the prince of darkness.
>
> That may also explain why the world is under constant threat of wars
> and mother nature providing earthquakes and hurricanes.
>
> And I was beginning to think that since Allah struck in New Orleans,
> that God struck back wiping out Pakistan. Now we seem to have an even
> more evil event. Forgetting a question k!!!!
>
> We ALL must be doomed. DOOMED!!!!!
>
> I suppose the current hurricane Wilma is not a reply from Allah after
> all but assumably an act of vengeance from the devil himself as a
> response to God for leaving out a question k. A very sad day in
> Hell indeed.
>
> Chris J.
>
>
> GOD wrote:
> > For Christ's sakes, don't you have anything better to do there in
> > Taiwan than post absolutely asinine messages to ARBR. I suggest you

GOD does not ask questions other than rhetorical questions which
require no answers, least of all from the dwarfs and midgets of ARBR.

GOD

Date: 23 Oct 2005 16:10:16
From: Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

flash_j_95060@yahoo.com wrote:
> ...
> That must lead to the possible existance of opposing views- most likely
> the exact opposite- satan himself; the prince of darkness....

Please, everyone should know that the real prince of darkness is Joseph
Lucas.

> ...
> And I was beginning to think that since Allah struck in New Orleans,
> that God struck back wiping out Pakistan.

"Allah" is but the Arabic word for "God". Christian Arabs say their
prayers to Allah.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any
prob... - Unknown (deceased)

Date: 24 Oct 2005 10:45:56
From: nget
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

'Sunset Lowracer [TM Wrote:
> Fanatic']flash_j_95060@yahoo.com wrote:
> > ...
> > That must lead to the possible existance of opposing views- mos
> likely
> > the exact opposite- satan himself; the prince of darkness....
>
> Please, everyone should know that the real prince of darkness i
> Joseph
> Lucas.
>
> > ...
> > And I was beginning to think that since Allah struck in New Orleans,
> > that God struck back wiping out Pakistan.
>
> "Allah" is but the Arabic word for "God". Christian Arabs say their
> prayers to Allah.
> --
> Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
> "I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any
> prob... - Unknown (deceased)

Why should anyone listen to Tom or Chris on anything they say that i
so far off topic?Neither Tom nor Chris is qualified to giv
instructions on religious matters.I say in the name of Allah,off wit
their heads

--
nget

Date: 25 Oct 2005 17:20:53
From: Roger Houston
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

"nget" <nget.1xdt64@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com > wrote in message
news:nget.1xdt64@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com...
> I say in the name of Allah,off with their heads.

They have their head up their allahs.

Date: 23 Oct 2005 01:04:28
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS! Need more be said?

GOD

Date: 23 Oct 2005 00:59:23
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

As long as you keep posting your assinine messages, there will never be
anything missing from ARBR. However, you have to compete with all the
other assinine messages which are constantly flooding into ARBR.

Maybe you could try to say something intelligent that would be of
interest to the readers here. Most of us will never in our lives get to
Taiwan. Instead of posting nonsense, maybe you could say something
about Taiwan that would engage our interest. In other words, think
about someone else other than yourself if that is possible.

GOD

Date: 22 Oct 2005 23:16:08
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

I have become a GOD and I do not see any reason for taking a so-called
high road when there are so many idiots and morons to be dealt with
here on ARBR. Nay, it is my obligation as a GOD to take mercy on the
poor denizens of ARBR who would be lost without me. I shall continue to
instruct and edify those who are lost in their own ignorance and
sinfulness.

I know I am too good a GOD for this group, but that is my fatal
weakness. I have always had a sympathy for fools and sinners because I
could so easily become one myself - if I weren't a GOD of course.

GOD

Date: 22 Oct 2005 22:37:10
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Here we have Joao (from Brazil I think) posting one liners. That is
something that the Great Ed Dolan was never guilty of. No, the Great Ed
Dolan was always up to the test and would go on and on about nothing
at all for many paragraphs. It takes genius to do this and HE only did
it out of a sense of mercy for the poor benighted denizens of ARBR. But
now that Ed Dolan has become a GOD, a wholly new regime will ensue.

Now there will be nothing but pontifications as suits a GOD. The rest
of you, the dwarfs and midgets of ARBR, will be expected to hearken to
my every syallable and to humbly listen to my every utterance. If you
do this you will grow in wisdom and virtue, but if you insist on going
your own way, then you will fall into the abyss and be lost for all
eternity.

GOD

Date: 23 Oct 2005 14:13:32
From: Joao
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

DOG wrote:
[Clip-O-Ramma]

You! Back in my killfile! Now!

/PLONK

Joao "too many idiots, not enough ammo" de Souza

Date: 22 Oct 2005 15:33:48
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Ed Dolan is alive and well and is now only lurking on this freaking
newsgroup. The fact is that no one here deserves any communications
from me. Please note that I have now become a GOD. I shall henceforth
treat any of you as a GOD would treat you - with disdain and contempt
which most all of you on this freaking newsgroup deserves. Yea, I am
not a GOD of love, but a GOD of hate.

It is interesting to note all the one liners of late on this group now
that I am no longer a regular poster. One liners are ever the hallk
of idiots. Only the Great Ed Dolan was capable of posting thoughts that
ran to more than one line.

GOD

Date: 22 Oct 2005 15:11:59
From: GOD
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Mike Rice wrote:
> On 21 Oct 2005 16:22:51 -0700, "Leif" <LeifEric@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >>
> >> Jeez, I though you all were ster than that. Guess not. You'll get what
> >> you deserve unless he takes the highroad and ignores your idiocy.
> >>
> >
> >Guess we fooled you.
> >
> >Oh well. We couldn't have kept up the facade forever.
>
> Dee Dee-Dee!

Date: 24 Oct 2005 10:27:59
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

On 22 Oct 2005 15:11:59 -0700, "GOD" <edolan@iw.net > wrote:

>
>Mike Rice wrote:
>> On 21 Oct 2005 16:22:51 -0700, "Leif" <LeifEric@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Jeez, I though you all were ster than that. Guess not. You'll get what
>> >> you deserve unless he takes the highroad and ignores your idiocy.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Guess we fooled you.
>> >
>> >Oh well. We couldn't have kept up the facade forever.
>>
>> Dee Dee-Dee!

Ed you have sunk to a new low. I never thought you would join the
ranks of those you despise.

But now I see you hiding behind a fake screen name, and calling it
parody.

Now I see you failing to quote those to whom you are responding, and
calling it 'thunderbolts'.

Now I see you top posting, by default.

This time it is you, and not the thread that has gone to hell.

Multiple persona are as transparent as ever. Your writing style is an
instant giveaway.

You say look up the meaning of parody, but you have no grasp of the
concept. You use the same old tired trolling techniques, calling out
names of those you have engaged in the past, some of whom haven't been
around for a while, hoping for a nibble. You begin to spew your vile
festering viewpoints, hoping someone will be offended enough to take
you for the ride you so desire and begin a thread that will dominate
the group and ruin the landscape once again.

Bit this time you aren't even following your own rules.

You have become what you despise.

I never thought I would have to say it.

I am grately, truly dissapointed.

Mr. Ed has become a criminal vandal troll.

Indiana Mike

Date: 24 Oct 2005 09:07:28
From: Jon Meinecke
Subject: NGM: Who's on first... [Was: Where's what's his name...]

"Mike Rice" <jodymike@gte.net >
>
> Multiple persona are as transparent as ever. Your writing style is an
> instant giveaway.

His message headers are even more transparent:

>> Injection-Info: g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com;
posting-host=216.254.250.41

http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl

Search results for: 216.254.250.41
PrairieWave Telecommunications, Inc. 216-254-224-0-1
(NET-216-254-224-0-1)
216.254.224.0 - 216.254.255.255
PrairieWave Cable Modem DHCP CMDB-216-254-248-0 (NET-216-254-248-0-1)
216.254.248.0 - 216.254.255.255

Jon Meinecke

Date: 21 Oct 2005 16:22:51
From: Leif
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

>
> Jeez, I though you all were ster than that. Guess not. You'll get what
> you deserve unless he takes the highroad and ignores your idiocy.
>

Guess we fooled you.

Oh well. We couldn't have kept up the facade forever.

Date: 22 Oct 2005 03:39:54
From: Mike Rice
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

On 21 Oct 2005 16:22:51 -0700, "Leif" <LeifEric@gmail.com > wrote:

>
>>
>> Jeez, I though you all were ster than that. Guess not. You'll get what
>> you deserve unless he takes the highroad and ignores your idiocy.
>>
>
>Guess we fooled you.
>
>Oh well. We couldn't have kept up the facade forever.

Dee Dee-Dee!

Date: 21 Oct 2005 14:35:32
From:
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

In <djaecv$4jl$1@netnews.hinet.net >, on 10/21/05
at 06:03 PM, "Michael J. Klein" <mklein@mousepotato.com > said:

>Is something missing from ARBR?

What has been missing is the stupidity of asking and moronic replies
giving him a reason to come back.

Jeez, I though you all were ster than that. Guess not. You'll get what
you deserve unless he takes the highroad and ignores your idiocy.

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Date: 21 Oct 2005 12:33:38
From: Joao
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Michael J. Klein wrote:
> Is something missing from ARBR?

Do not speak its name, for it might be summoned back from the darkness.

Date: 22 Oct 2005 01:34:37
From: Michael J. Klein
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Joao wrote:
>
> Michael J. Klein wrote:
>
>> Is something missing from ARBR?
>
>
> Do not speak its name, for it might be summoned back from the darkness.

or dare risk a top post, that mightiest of all incantations.

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Date: 21 Oct 2005 15:10:09
From: Joao
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Michael J. Klein wrote:
> Joao wrote:
>>
>> Do not speak its name, for it might be summoned back from the darkness.
>
> or dare risk a top post, that mightiest of all incantations.

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo............

Date: 21 Oct 2005 12:20:32
From: Peter Clinch
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Michael J. Klein wrote:
> Is something missing from ARBR?

Possibly the need for an active killfile, but aside from that nothing's
missing from earlier in the year that I'm actually /missing/...

Pete.
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Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
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Date: 21 Oct 2005 21:42:01
From: Michael J. Klein
Subject: Re: Where's Ed?

Peter Clinch wrote:
> Michael J. Klein wrote:
>
>> Is something missing from ARBR?
>
>
> Possibly the need for an active killfile, but aside from that nothing's
> missing from earlier in the year that I'm actually /missing/...
>
> Pete.
you make a good point Pete. something missing may not be missed.

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