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Date: 02 Feb 2005 14:52:37
From: BikingBill
Subject: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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I'd still like to order a NoCom.
One question, do they accept checks signed in Crayon?
Thanks,
BikingBill
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Date: 06 Feb 2005 19:44:52
From: J O H N N Y N O C O M
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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Biking Bill,
With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated Zox things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a NoCom.
#1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
#2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.
BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice cream out of that when you ride on the sidewalk?
Regards,
Johnny NoCom
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Date: 08 Feb 2005 15:27:41
From: Edward Dolan
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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"J O H N N Y N O C O M" <johnny@speedforever.com > wrote in message
news:4206c814$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> Biking Bill,
> With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated Zox
> things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a NoCom.
>
> #1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
> #2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.
>
> BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice cream out
> of that when you ride on the sidewalk?
>
> Regards,
>
> Johnny NoCom
More Ed Gin shit.
Fucking Adios!
Newsgroups are for idiots!
I'm outa here. Newsgroups are for idiots. I can count on the fingers of
one hand those of you who are intelligent. Skip always displays good
solid thinking with a sharp wit thrown in for good measure. Scott
(Freewheeling) is an intellectual and a good writer. Jim McNaa has
also proven to me that he is both intelligent and right on all the present
issues. The rest of you are idiots. I leave the lot of you to the likes of
Ed Gin, Tom Sherman, Jon Meinecke, Slugger, Disco Duck, k
Leuck, Peter Clinch, Guy Chapman, Perry Butler, etc.
I have yet to see a newsgroup that was not being ruined by idiots. If
you hang out in a newsgroup, you should have your head examined. It
is nothing but a waste of time and a form of insanity. I don't give a shit
about any of you (a few exceptions) and why I ever wasted a single
second on any of you is beyond belief. I must have been crazy.
Anyone with any brains who has something to say should be on a
moderated forum where assholes and shit heads (like Ed Gin) can be
excluded. That is all newsgroups are full of. It is only dumbbells,
cowards and crazies who do not want their messages to pass the
scrutiny of an editor. I leave you to yourselves. You are all a bunch of
crazy bastards who deserve one another. May you all fuck one
another until kingdom come.
<Plonk > to the lot of you.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
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Date: 07 Feb 2005 13:48:21
From: nget
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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J O H N N Y N O C O M Wrote:
>
>
> I snipped everything johnny wrote because it was shit
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nget
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 09:39:06
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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Oh, they give me lots of pretty Crayons here.
Why can't I buy a NoCom. I'll write a check.
Bill
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 19:50:00
From:
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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Sorry Biking Bill to hear you didn't qualify for a NoCom. I'm not sure any
are really available at this time with the NoCom RAAM team snapping up most,
if not all the existing stock. Anyway you will be able to watch them race
across America on the new NoCom racing channel. You do have cable don't
you?
I sure hope you won't have a problem getting someone else to take that
$7,000.00+ check that you wrote out using your yellwow crayon.
skip
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 08:18:01
From: Dan B.
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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BikingBill wrote:
> I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
> ready to write a check.
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> Bill
Is it a "yellwow" Crayon?
Dan
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Date: 06 Feb 2005 21:34:26
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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I sell beer and ammo out the back. I only have CRAYONS to sign checks
with, because that's all they will give me in here.
BikingBill
J O H N N Y N O C O M wrote:
> Biking Bill,
> With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated
Zox things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a
NoCom.
>
> #1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
> #2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.
>
> BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice
cream out of that when you ride on the sidewalk?
>
> Regards,
>
> Johnny NoCom
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 07:46:56
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
ready to write a check.
Bill
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 17:39:03
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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"BikingBill" <bvolk@zipproof.com > wrote in message
news:1107445616.014496.42140@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
> ready to write a check.
>
> Bill
I don't think the bank takes crayon checks, might depend on the color tho
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Date: 02 Feb 2005 19:52:25
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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I just want to buy a NoCom. I even have a pretty Crayon.
Bill
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 12:42:30
From: The Real Johnny NoCom
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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Biking Bill,
You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom bubble bike to go fast.
Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest recumbents in the known universe.
Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 05:46:07
From: Tom Sherman
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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BikingBill wrote:
> I just want to buy a NoCom. I even have a pretty Crayon.
Bill,
The NoCom is designed to be used without a tail fairing, and therefore
is not suitable for you. ;)
--
Tom Sherman - Earth
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 16:57:33
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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Cool. They give me so many pretty Crayons here. I can't wait to write
that check for my very own NoCom.
Bill
k Leuck wrote:
> >
> > You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(
> >
> > Bill
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> He never said it was because the check was in Crayon so you still
have a
> chance
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 15:07:28
From: BikingBill
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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The Real Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Biking Bill,
> You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own
and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom
bubble bike to go fast.
>
> Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of
HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest
recumbents in the known universe.
>
>
> Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom
> Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe
Never ridden a condom bike.
You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(
Bill
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Date: 03 Feb 2005 17:40:00
From: Mark Leuck
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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"BikingBill" <bvolk@zipproof.com > wrote in message
news:1107472048.388043.277460@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> The Real Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > Biking Bill,
> > You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own
> and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom
> bubble bike to go fast.
> >
> > Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of
> HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest
> recumbents in the known universe.
> >
> >
> > Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
> > Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe
>
> Never ridden a condom bike.
>
> You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(
>
> Bill
He never said it was because the check was in Crayon so you still have a
chance
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Date: 02 Feb 2005 17:35:25
From: Edwar Dolan
Subject: Re: Why can't I order a NoCom?
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I'll sell you one of my white sheets and we can
lynch some niggas instead of riding recumbents.
I get my kicks from spouting hatred on A.R.B.R.
and pointing the finger at innocent folks and ethnicities
who need to hung on street poles.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Dumb Honkey in the Great White Minn
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