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Date: 26 Sep 2007 14:48:43
From: landotter
Subject: Lubricant alert for you cheap bastewards in Norte America
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I stopped by the Lowe's superduper soul sucking center to buy a
genuine Chinese rocking chair yesterday, and remembered the
recommendation of a poster here suggesting the Dupont aerosol wax and
teflon lube. I got a huge can for $5, and noticed that Lowe's also
sells white lithium grease in big handy resealable tubes for a fiver
as well, if you're not a tub kinda person.
The Dupont lube is a smash! You just need to use a rag to prevent
overspray of course. Apply, crank, wipe, and let set up for ten
minutes. Cleanest lube I've ever used--makes White Lightning look
like a substance Bill Cosby should sell frozen on a stick. We'll see
how it lasts.
It might all be subconscious infatuation. My first girlfriend lived in
Rayon City, and we'd go to the shores of the lake at night and watch
the plant's mysterious, but romantic emissions.
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Date: 26 Sep 2007 23:20:09
From: landotter
Subject: Re: Lubricant alert for you cheap bastewards in Norte America
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On Sep 26, 5:59 pm, Michael Warner <m...@westnet.com.au > wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:48:43 -0000, landotter wrote:
> > It might all be subconscious infatuation. My first girlfriend lived in
> > Rayon City, and we'd go to the shores of the lake at night and watch
> > the plant's mysterious, but romantic emissions.
>
> Maybe you should have taken your bike along, too - the emissions might
> have had lubricating properties.
Nah, wouldn't want to get it pregnant. I'm done with trikes.
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Date: 26 Sep 2007 23:19:41
From: landotter
Subject: Re: Lubricant alert for you cheap bastewards in Norte America
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On Sep 26, 5:59 pm, Michael Warner <m...@westnet.com.au > wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:48:43 -0000, landotter wrote:
> > It might all be subconscious infatuation. My first girlfriend lived in
> > Rayon City, and we'd go to the shores of the lake at night and watch
> > the plant's mysterious, but romantic emissions.
>
> Maybe you should have taken your bike along, too - the emissions might
> have had lubricating properties.
Nah, wouldn't want to get it pregnant. I'm done with trikes.
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Date: 27 Sep 2007 08:29:19
From: Michael Warner
Subject: Re: Lubricant alert for you cheap bastewards in Norte America
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On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:48:43 -0000, landotter wrote:
> It might all be subconscious infatuation. My first girlfriend lived in
> Rayon City, and we'd go to the shores of the lake at night and watch
> the plant's mysterious, but romantic emissions.
Maybe you should have taken your bike along, too - the emissions might
have had lubricating properties.
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