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Date: 23 May 2007 07:59:32
From: landotter
Subject: Re: Bill Baka -- Selected Quotes from a Genius
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On May 23, 5:00 am, Bill <b...@comcast.net > wrote:
> One more I can agree on. A wheelie at low speed is easy in first gear.
> A wheelie at 65 MPH and maybe with a female friend on the back is a lot
> harder to do, so it only got done a few times. Mad girlfriend, too.
Or how bout the safer alternative: grab your junk with one hand, raise
the other in the air with a smattering of fingers raised, symbolizing
either Satan or your favorite football team (experts may use American
sign language), then bobbing your head and moan,
"UhhhhI'msofckingcooluuuuh!". And as always with such activities,
style matters! Mullet haircuts are best! T-shirts, if worn at all,
should be freebies obtained by the collection and redemption of
coupons from popular brands of cigarette packs, like Marlboro and
Camel. Hipsters seeking irony may redeem the coupons on Old Gold
smokes, but must remember to maintain a sneer during the rest of this
public embarrassment.
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Date: 25 May 2007 21:16:47
From: landotter
Subject: Re: Bill Baka -- Selected Quotes from a Genius
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On May 23, 11:19 am, Bill <b...@comcast.net > wrote:
> Idiot.
> I don't smoke or drink.
> Have about 5 beers for me then take the lane on the freeway and show
> them who's boss.
> Please, Darwin, please.
Yes, by trying to use humor to point out that you're using the public
streets as a dangerous playground, I've somehow come to deserve dying
due to a DUI you've forced on me.
Goodbye world.
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Date: 25 May 2007 22:29:32
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Bill Baka -- Selected Quotes from a Genius
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landotter wrote:
> On May 23, 11:19 am, Bill <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> Idiot.
>> I don't smoke or drink.
>> Have about 5 beers for me then take the lane on the freeway and show
>> them who's boss.
>> Please, Darwin, please.
>
> Yes, by trying to use humor to point out that you're using the public
> streets as a dangerous playground, I've somehow come to deserve dying
> due to a DUI you've forced on me.
>
> Goodbye world.
>
>
>
This was not aimed at you, Otter.
I am just tired of fools who think they can take the lane when the
traffic is 65 MPH logging or gravel dump bottom semis.
That is suicidal.
Common sense should be the first law you obey and if it is legal then so
much the better. If you have to throw out common sense to obey a law
then it is time to break the law.
It's simple survival.
Some laws were written over 100 years ago and never reviewed since then.
Bill Baka
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Date: 23 May 2007 16:19:08
From: Bill
Subject: Re: Bill Baka -- Selected Quotes from a Genius
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landotter wrote:
> On May 23, 5:00 am, Bill <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> One more I can agree on. A wheelie at low speed is easy in first gear.
>> A wheelie at 65 MPH and maybe with a female friend on the back is a lot
>> harder to do, so it only got done a few times. Mad girlfriend, too.
>
> Or how bout the safer alternative: grab your junk with one hand, raise
> the other in the air with a smattering of fingers raised, symbolizing
> either Satan or your favorite football team (experts may use American
> sign language), then bobbing your head and moan,
> "UhhhhI'msofckingcooluuuuh!".
I take it you have never owned a really fast bike. It's really hard not
to do wheelies for fun. Try it sometime. You haven't lived until you do.
And as always with such activities,
> style matters! Mullet haircuts are best!
Have you ever tried to comb out a Mullet after a 90 MPH no helmet blast?
T-shirts, if worn at all,
> should be freebies obtained by the collection and redemption of
> coupons from popular brands of cigarette packs, like Marlboro and
> Camel. Hipsters seeking irony may redeem the coupons on Old Gold
> smokes, but must remember to maintain a sneer during the rest of this
> public embarrassment.
>
Idiot.
I don't smoke or drink.
Have about 5 beers for me then take the lane on the freeway and show
them who's boss.
Please, Darwin, please.
Bill Baka
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